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good morning tumblr here's a heroes of olympus drawing

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Artemis: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up?

Apollo: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*

Apollo: I didn’t hear it.

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Meg: Apollo? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping.

Lester: It’s fine, I'll stop twice on the way back.

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Meg: You're ignoring all your problems.

Lester: I know.

Meg: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?

Lester: I'm ignoring that fact as well.

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Lester: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted.

Lester, side-eyeing Meg: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.

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It's just red velvet cake batter guys dw

Love these cuties

Tiktok: LightofLenora

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What the fuck is on my tumblr fyp

Hi chat. Uh. Do you like VISUAL NOVEL VIDEO GAMES? Do you like ABSOLUTE INSANITY? Do you like OBJECT HEADS? Do you like INCONSISTENT ART STYLES? Cool. Uh. Continue reading if so. Otherwise, SCRAM! /lh

heh. Okay so Static Living is a game. Well, it’s the idea of a game. Not done yet. You can check out our progress here though, if you so please…

This started as like, a random thing on a stream chat cuz two of the people writing this had TV themed usernames. Tiny stream chat, they had the two get married. Then they divorced. And had a kid. And had another kid. And a third kid. And somewhere along the line a drug dealing scammer Nokia man snuck his way in. He calls himself the kids uncle (nobody has ever seen this man in their life.)

Have some art from it, I guess!

We’re just havin fun I guess. Check it out if you want

WARNINGS: this game includes

Drug/alcohol jokes

Sex jokes

Violence

Jokes about insanely bad parenting (purposefully overdone)

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Old hyapollo animatic

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pjo as things me and my friends have said/done pt.23

leo: i have an addiction with bullying people like random people on the street

nico: that's called harrassment

nico: you could get arrested for that

leo: that doesn't matter

nico: say that when you're in jail

percy: this is rhe part where it cuts to a clip of leo going to jail

(for legal reasons he doesnt actually harrass people we were playing the sims 😋)

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TOA INCORRECT QUOTES PT7

Nico: You're so stupid I love you

Will: I love you more

Lester: You may be wondering why I'm not upset ab-

Nico: keep that in your inner monologue please

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Lesterpollo they could never make me hate you

Version with a filter vv

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pjo as things me and my friends have said/done pt.22

(smth we overheard again)

*halloween*

leo, pointing to frank: hey! aren't you bloody mary?

frank: aren't you short?

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TOA INCORRECT QUOTES PT6

Apollo: What do you have there Meg?

Meg: A frog

Apollo: What is it's name?

Meg: Jason-

*Apollo starts to tear up*

Meg: Funderburker

Apollo: ...

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damn middle school literature goes pretty hard

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Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

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apollo, playing dress to impress: okay meg, this is me! now, you can be honest with yourself, i don't expect five stars simply because we're friends-

meg: *casually selects one star*

apollo, tears streaming down his cheeks: but i voted YOU five stars!