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SFW Alphabet: Nightcrawler
a/n: yayy I finally got around to writing again, as I said here's a Nightcrawler alphabet. It feels good to write for the first time in a few months. I plan on writing actual fics though, once I have more out I'll take requests. For now, enjoy a SFW Alphabet! A NSFW will come later hehe. I'm getting the feel of writing him so I'll work out any kinks of things I don't like as I write more of him. I'm going to try to mix the variants of him and not stick with a solid version, so there will be mixes from comics and other shows, etc in his characterization. I hope you enjoy <3
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?):
Kurt is very affectionate, he's a lover, so he likes to be close to you at all times. He likes giving you hugs, kisses, or simply giving you gifts like flowers or chocolates.
He likes spending time with you too, and he will call you sweet things in German because he likes to see you blush.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?):
He'd be a great best friend, always making sure you're doing good and supporting you through bad times. He'd be a blast to hang out with, he'd teleport you around Genosha and show you all the lovely sights.
He'd always make sure you felt cared for, even as just a friend, he'd still ensure you were safe and sound. He likes to have fun, so anytime you wanted to do something, he'd be down.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?):
Kurt is a huge cuddler. He is so soft because of his velvet skin, so he is extra warm. He makes the best cuddle buddy for winter because he keeps you warm, like a heated stuffed animal.
He loves to hold you, he often will rub your back or play with your hair, he will also read to you in German, which almost always lulls you to sleep. He loves to have his tail wrapped around you as well, keeping you secure.
Sometimes he likes to be held though, his upbringing at the circus didn't offer him much affection that way, so he cherishes it when he can be more vulnerable with you. Sometimes he puts that goofy self away and he crawls into your chest and curls up.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?):
Settling down is always something Kurt has wanted to do, but with his lifestyle, it can be hard to determine when.
He's always wanted a family, and he values that at his core, he would talk about settling down a lot with his partner and together, you'd figure out a good time. I think he'd want to settle when Krakoa comes around, after the attack on Genosha, your plans to settle had to be pushed back.
Kurt is German so of course he can cook. He is an excellent cook at a lot of things, but some foods he doesn't normally eat are a bit rough for him. He learns from trial and error.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?):
If he had to, he'd do it in a way where your feelings would be taken into consideration. He'd be as gentle as possible, and he'd let you know that he still cares about you.
I don't think he'd want you out of his life, (unless you cheated or did something really bad), so even if you broke up, you'd still remain good friends.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?):
Being a religious man, commitment is important to him. If he were with you, it would only be you he'd loyal to and he would date in hopes to marry.
He would go off of you, but dating is a trial run for marriage, and he dates for that. He would imagine your lives together, and he would like to marry after a year or so.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?):
He is very gentle, he is sweet and tender and learned to be that way because of all the hatred he experienced in his life. Everyone was afraid of him growing up, so he learned to be extra sweet and gentle to make up for his 'scary' appearance. He doesn't want anyone to be afraid of him.
Physically, he is as tender as ever, his touch is so light and sweet. He loves to caress your back or cheek while you sleep beside him, even his tail will run gently up and down your body.
He is very in tune with his emotions and empathetic to those around him. He is understanding, and is always ready to help you if you feel overwhelmed or upset at all. He is very good at dealing with emotions, and will always do his best to make sure his partner is okay.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?):
Kurt loves hugs! He hugs friends, family, lovers. He does it all the time, and he is one of the best huggers out there. He can squeeze happily, hold tenderly, and spin playfully.
When he embraces you, you can feel the love radiating off of him. It is one of your favorite things to feel him hugging you, and of course his tail wraps around you!
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?):
He would be a little nervous, but he would say it first. He'd either randomly blurt it out to you, or he'd make sure you were having a special time together and he'd speak it tenderly to you.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?):
Kurt can get pretty jealous, it stems from his insecurity. When he gets jealous, he will remain close to you with a hand on your hip or around you. He might kiss you on the cheek to tell whomever you're speaking to that you're taken. His tail will wrap around your arm or leg too.
He will grumble against you later on, he might feel a little more insecure after, but some reassurance and he will be okay again. If he got really jealous, he'd teleport you away and he'd take you somewhere so he could make sure you and everyone else knew you were taken.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?):
Oh his kisses...such sweet, amazing kisses. He has experience, so his kisses would be perfect. He'd learn what you like, and he'd make sure you were breathless every time.
His lips would gently graze over yours, he smiles that cheeky grin of his and he would press them fully into yours. The kiss might be tender, might be a little more passionate, but his soft lips would make you wrap your arms around his neck and hold him close.
He loves lip kisses of course, but he also likes to kiss your wrists and the back of your hand if he's feeling playful. He likes getting his temple and neck kissed, even if it makes him blush.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?):
Kurt is excellent around kids. He knows how to handle them, and he is quite playful with them. He always tells you how he wants a few little ones in the future, and he hopes you do too.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?):
Kurt isn't a morning person, he is a little whiny and grumpy when he wakes up, and he is rather clingy. He doesn't like to get out of bed but will trudge after you and hold you from behind if you make breakfast.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?):
Kurt loves his sleep, he values it. In the circus growing up, his mistreatment went as far as being isolated to a cage with a thin layer of hay as cushioning. So, now that he can have an actual bed, he adores it.
He likes soft blankets and pillows, curling up in them like a nest, and holding you close to him. He buries his face in your hair, or he snuggles into your chest for safety.
He doesn't snore, he learned to be silent when he sleeps, you don't ask why. But he makes a tiny purring noise, and his tail stays wrapped around you to make sure you're still there when he wakes up.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?):
Kurt is a pretty open person. Some of the things of his past that are hard for him might take him a while before he tells you, but he just needs to work up the courage. You know that he was mistreated in the circus, so don't pressure him to tell you. He will tell you everything, it just takes time.
He might tell you something that he is uncomfortable with that reminds him of his past or childhood, his playfulness is more serious when he talks about it so you know he's not joking around. He is so grateful you take it seriously and it makes him love you even more.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?):
He is very patient, he learned to be growing up. He can handle quite a lot of shit before he might get a little riled up and upset. Even if he does get angry, he tries to be as reasonable as he can.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?):
He is like a safe, he locks away everything you tell him. Favorite flower, favorite color, little things you like and dislike. He remembers what seasonings you like best with what foods, how you like things cooked, literally everything.
He remembers important things like allergies and triggers, preferences, places to go, everything you say is so important to him. He surprises you with his knowledge too, even you forget you've told him things until he brings it up in conversation.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?):
Definitely when he said he loved you, it was such a special moment between you two and a defining day in your relationship. You grew so much closer, and it was a near perfect day. When he heard you say it back, he swore he died and went to heaven. His heart swelled so much and that day is definitely a core memory for him.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?):
Kurt is protective to a degree. He knows you can handle yourself, but he absolutely won't hesitate to step up and defend you. If anyone speaks about you in a poor manner, he jumps to defend you, especially if you aren't there. He doesn't let anyone talk bad about you.
If you are hurt or can't defend yourself, expect him to be more agile and aggressive than you've ever seen. He will swing those swords and defend you like precious treasure. (Which you are to him).
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?):
Every single date you have, Kurt puts so much effort into. He makes sure things are perfect, he remembers all the little things, he makes sure that you are enjoying yourself and that you have a wonderful time.
Every gift is special and sentimental. Even if it's silly and small, like chocolate, it is always your favorite flavor and brand.
Kurt will adjust to your love language, and acts of service is something he does a lot for you. He will cook, clean, anything if you're too tired to do it. And he never complains, always doing it with a smile on his face.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?):
The only thing that might be perceived as bad is he might be too playful sometimes. He might be a little too light hearted and silly when things need to be more serious, but he gets better with this habit as your relationship develops.
Sometimes his insecurities about his appearance can fester and they can make him slightly more irritable because he feels like you can do so much better than him. Just be sure to reassure him and it usually helps a lot to hear you say sweet things.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?):
Kurt for the most part doesn't seem too concerned with his appearance, but he does have insecurities when it comes to his looks. Sometimes if he sees an attractive person speaking to you, he feels a little down when he thinks about his own looks.
Besides that, he is very aware of his hygiene because he is covered in velvety fuzz, so he washes himself every day and makes sure he is clean.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?):
Absolutely. Kurt loves you with all his heart, you are his everything. Without you, he would feel like a piece of himself is missing. One of his worst fears is losing you, he often has bad dreams about it and wakes you up at night to make sure you're still with him.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.):
Kurt was not a contortionist in the circus, but he might as well have been. Kurt is incredibly flexible, able to bend and twist in unnatural angles. He will show you all sorts of things he can do and loves to hear your praise.
He shakes off from the shower like a wet dog.
One of his favorite smells is fresh, buttery popcorn.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
Kurt is a devout Catholic, so he wouldn't want anyone bad mouthing his beliefs. Kurt is very accepting and wouldn't try to convert you or make you believe in things you don't want, he keeps his religious beliefs to himself and only speaks if asked about it. However, if you bad mouth him or his beliefs, he will bristle and he won't like it.
He is open minded to hearing discussions or answering questions if you don't believe, but as long as they are respectful. If you talk poorly about it, he won't be interested in continuing the conversation.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?):
As mentioned before, Kurt loves to sleep. He didn't get a lot of good rest in the circus. So now that he is able, he tends to nest and curl up in a pile of soft blankets and pillows. He loves feeling secure and safe, which is something he never really got before.
If you rest with him, he's either holding you or snuggled into you. He likes to sleep in a dark place, it makes him feel more relaxed. Some nights when he has trouble, he listens to religious passages and he falls asleep quickly.
Thanks for reading.
*BAMF*
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“Alright fellas, time for me to paint the town red!”
JON BERNTHAL as YOUNG AL CAPONE NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: BATTLE OF THE SMITHSONIAN Deleted Scene
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Got a new job at a natural history museum this summer! Hope I make a good night guard lol
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me standing outside the clinic at 6am in the rain holding a jar of pickles above my head like a teenager with a boombox
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he put a cactus in my potion room and he's just been staring at it all day...
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Anyway u can have a little harv as a treat :)!!!
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hey stardew ppl wanna be friends (twitter is scaring me)
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dying in skull cavern while married to harvey is the funniest shit that can happen in this game. after you don’t show up for the return bus ride pam fights her way to the bottom with her bare hands and scrapes your corpse off the ground. she princess carries you to the clinic where your husband immediately has a nervous breakdown at the sight of your broken mangled carcass. pam leaves to go get a miller lite while harvey breaks down hysterically over your motionless body. 14 hours later you wake up and immediately fall on your ass off the hospital bed. harvey comes in and explains things to you perfectly calmly as if he hasnt just spent the past 12 hours delicately sewing his spouse’s bloodied body back together. he charges you $1000. it immediately goes back into your shared bank account
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Please reblog haha you’re so sexy
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yall….. smut warning minors eff off. this is so uncoordinated not even a fic just headcanons but i love me some harvey. my beefy soft kind husband ily….
harvey big dad bod beautifully rough looking man. he’s clumsy and shy and tall and his hair is thick under your fingers and he’s always warm. wears a lot of tank tops and those cute plaid pj bottoms strolling around the farmhouse in the early mornings barefooted cup of coffee in his hand and hair messy from you, from sleep, he cant recall. but he sits on the porch with your shared cat in his lap and the sun hits his lovely brown eyes and he leans back and takes a peak at you laying in bed from where he can see. can make out your arm hanging off the edge of the bed and your hair decorating the pillows and his heart flutters in his chest. loves his life now. loves you. has a habit of chewing on his glasses when he reads, still bites his nails from time to time. doesn’t like his toast without butter, can only bare the bitter taste of lemon tea when you put a dollop of honey in it.
harvey who walked on eggshells for far too long. kept his feelings so secluded you almost didn’t confess your own, will forever be thankful that you did. who cherishes the moonlight jellies - will always remember you pulling him to the other side of the dock, linking your pinky finger with his and not letting go. even as you sat down and dipped your legs into the glowing sea, held onto him while you giggled at the creatures dancing around your ankles, tickling at your skin. held onto him while he stared at you like a deer in headlights. like a man in love, who was beside himself, who couldn’t believe it when you pulled him close and asked so tenderly if you could kiss him. who would spend the rest of his life making it up to you.
harvey who growled at the taste of you. who ate you out day and night, leaving beard burn on the inside of your thighs and who cooed at your tainted skin, kissing the area as a silent apology. who looked up at you smiling - lips glistening with your slick. who’s big hands gripped at your hips, your waist, your neck, who kissed you every time he slid into your tight cunt. who moved slowly, knowing he was big enough that you needed a moment to adjust even after all your years together. who held both your wrists together with one hand above your head, kissing each finger matching the rhythm of his thrusts into you, who moaned with no shame at your begging “inside, please inside” when he told you he was close.
harvey who, every morning after would wake you with his fingertips tracing the curve of your shoulders. who leaned his face right down to yours until your noses touched, who whispered good morning and told you the birds were chirping your favourite song. who had a cup of tea waiting at your bedside table and coffee at his own. who regrettably had to leave for work - but read to you and ate with you and kissed you (and kissed you and kissed you) before he did. who always lingered at the front door - back towards the sunlight that shaped his frame in gold, who lingered and stared until you all but pushed him out into the garden, leaving him with the promise that fresh blueberries would be on the table when he came back to you.
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Harvey: So, Farmer, how would you describe your average daily meal?
Farmer: No.
Harvey: …I… I think you misunderstood. What do you eat-
Farmer: I don’t.
Harvey: …What do you mean you don’t?
Farmer: I just… don’t. I usually don’t feel the need to eat.
Harvey: Farmer, it’s a normal bodily function! You need nutrients, especially with a job like yours that requires so much physical labor!
Farmer: I can just sleep it off.
Harvey: Sleep it off?! When was the last time you’ve eaten?
Farmer:
Farmer: Uh…
Harvey: Farmer… When was the last time you’ve eaten? You must have had something, even if it’s just a snack.
Farmer: Well, I guess there was that bread I fished out of the saloon’s trash can.
Harvey: The saloon’s tra- Farmer, Farmer please tell me you’re joking?? You raise healthy crops and animals, enough to make your own balanced meals every day! And- you’re eating scraps?!
Farmer: Oh- Actually, sometimes when I’m fishing, I reel up some seaweed and algae. Three or four of those usually give me enough energy to last past midnight.
Harvey:
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