#JayRoy

[gothamiaw]

Bats have the highest rate of homosexuality among all mammals which is why the batfam are gay asf

[oliveyougently]

Dick, sobbing, holding Jason away from Roy: YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING MY BROTHER

Roy: Dick, I have something to tell you

Dick: yeah? What is it man, you can tell me anything

Roy: I'm in love with your brother

Dick: which one??!???!??

Roy: which one do you think

Dick: no, nope, you're not allowed to date my little wing, keep your filthy little slut hands off Jaylad

Jason: *popping up out of nowhere* too late Dick, we've been dating for months

Dick: FUCK

[cateyam]

i don't know why but here's the past Robins in a rls HC:

Dick's a biter. Like, he would literally bite any skin Wally has exposed; his neck, thighs, biceps. He even bites Wally's ass when he feels like it. And with Wally's fast healing, Dick would take that chance to bite him more.

Wally doesn't mind it, he likes it actually. He also bites Dick, but not all the damn time like Dick does. But when he's in the mood? You can expect to see Dick covered in bite marks and bruises.

For Jason and Roy, they are just those typical couple who leave marks on places people could see because they both can get a little too jealous (especially Jason) and they are assholes who match each other's freaks.

Jason is the type to just slide his hand in Roy's back pockets just to hold him (his ass) close. Roy is the type to hook a finger around Jason belt loops to pull him into a kiss.

Then there's Tim and Kon.

Tim likes nuzzling Kon like a cat. I HC that Tim behaves like a cat and he does it unconsciously even though he's a bird. He would nuzzle Kon's jaw, neck, face, hair, biceps, chest, thighs— literally anything and everything. But he doesn't do it in front of people, of course. It's only subtle when they're in public. He only does most of it in the privacy of their home.

Kon finds this absolutely adorable. It's like having a personal human-sized cat, even if Tim doesn't know it.

(Tim took note of this and once dressed up as a cat.)

(Tim saw the lights that night. Would absolutely do it again.)

(I should write this for Valentine's day.)

[verytheoristjellyfish]

Me and my sibling were out walking and we're just chatting about what kinda jobs we think would suit the bat kids and then all of a sudden there like JASON HAS A BODEGA NAMED CATHERINE'S and now we can't stop talking about it so far we've said Jason would protect the women and kids that came in no matter what, he would give free food to the kids that we're obviously hungry, no one would know about it especially not Bruce but he'd still be the main contributer to it by sending Jason loads of money in fear thinking he was unemployed and struggling when in reality Jason is striving and so he just sends the money back to Bruce and whenever he can't because Bruce won't let him he'll put money into the people of crime Alley and his Bodega which also happens to be in crime Alley. He has an area in the back for when the kids need a quiet place to study, NOBODY and I mean NOBODY will try and mess with him and his Bodega in crime Alley especially bc everybody knows he will fight back and kill you or the people of crime Alley will find you and fuck you up themselves. All the kids call him Mr Todd and he'll babysit for people when they have to work and have nowhere else for the kid to go, and the kids climb him like a jungle gym. He'll teach the kids that come in just random things like words in Spanish (Jason is Hispanic trust trust trust) and Everytime someone would come in there would always be this ginger boy and black haired girl behind the counter with him and are just like ahh yes he has children of his own (LIAN AND TYLER OFC ♥️) and sometimes Roy would come in and just like be there existing and everyone just assumes their married and they NEVER deny it like they will outright call Roy his husband or the other way around and there just like yeah! And that's like pretty much what we have at the moment there may be more Bodega Jason though soon bc we both love it SO MUCH

[artlyloser]

[ID: Illustration of Jason Todd and Roy Harper in the morning. Roy is behind a counter and sipping some coffee while staring and slightly blushing at Jason as he walks by. Jason is shirtless and you can see several scars. END ID.]

its like 5 oclock and im spending my time drawing this

[solkizaa]

On the most recent episode of 'Keeping up with the Waynes' We have

Jason and Roy Flirting in all the wrong places, Such as: Dicks Room, Right outside Damian's room, and in Tim's room.

Ft. Dick running away as fast as physically possible lmao

Next up we have Dick refusing to go to bed, in favor of instead doing situps at 12am

We also have tim, and a coffee, refusing to sleep for the 8th day in a row.

Tim & Steph became best friends btw

SOMEHOW ROY HAD A DAUGHTER WITH NO MOTHER?? LIKE THE BABY HAS NO MOM IM CRYING WHO BIRTHED IT? JASON? DID ROY GO THROUGH ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION? KDHDGDMHBJDB<JDBJHDB

[jaybirdlovebot]

no but. jason being alone on valentine's day when roy is literally ten pages away is biphobic.

i feel so bad for jason but i can't stop thinking about this meme lmaoo

[thelaughingmagician]

Red Hood and The Outlaws #26

[liedownquisition]

dear mutuals, friends/followers, and other assorted enablers:

please send me what you would consider the most frequent SPECIFIC complaints you see people use wrt RHATO, in particular anything you, who may or may not have read it, would like to see analyzed for either challenged or have some kind of more tangible supporting evidence for why you are "objectively" correct.

I.E. "Lobdell sucks" not useful or specific

"Everyone is mischaracterized!" Closer but I need you to be more specific than that. How are they mischaravterized, can you give me an exact complaint (i.e. Kori being an airhead bimbo. Obviously, this is already on my list)

"Jason shouldn't be the leader because the other two have more experience than that snotty punk!" NOW we're cooking with gas. This is a tangible, specific complaint that I can (and will) respond to one way or the other with actual tangible discussion & citation.

*additionally I will accept things directed towards Red Hood/Arsenal

**this is specifically aimed at N52 RHATO, if you would like me to do one for Rebirth I can look into it, but it would have to be a separate post. (Post-series? I have no idea how long this will get.)

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

jason: no bats allowed roy: dude, you're a bat jason: and im on thin fucking ice

[toxicgojostan]

People who prop up Jayroy and demonize Dick and Roy’s relationship is hilarious because they act like Roy and Jason’s relationship was superior because there was less conflict? There was less conflict because Roy was stripped of everything that made the character the character he is, he was stripped of agency to practically exist as support and sidekick to Jason. The entire outlaws both Roy and Kory were reduced to simplified abominations of themselves to prop up Jason and Jason Stan’s continue it because they like the idea of Roy being an extension character for Jason? Its why I’m honestly beginning to tire of his particular Stan’s because you can explain this to them so many times but you’ll see people of this particular ship demonize Ollie, the Titans and Cheshire to make Jason his savior and it’s honestly disgusting to strip the agency of one of the few characters known for drug addiction( something a lot of people struggle with.)

I don't understand why so many fanfic authors write about Roy hating Dick or no longer trusting Dick.

Honestly, I think it's just an attempt to make Jason and Roy work better romantically. I don't care what people ship, but I generally avoid jayroy content for the same reason I avoided destiel. Jayroy centric content often completely ignores or mischaracterizes both Jason and Roy's relationship with Dick and, in doing so, mischaracterizes Dick.

I could be forgetting something from the comics, but from what I've seen, Roy has never hated Dick. He's been really pissed with Dick and has disagreed with Dick's methods, but he's never hated or fully stopped trusting Dick. That's also true for how Dick feels about Roy, but that's for another post.

My point is, even when their relationship was at its most unstable, Roy would still show up if Dick needed him. Roy wouldn't hesitate to trust Dick in the field. Sure, he'd challenge Dick's choices when he felt it was necessary, but never because he didn't trust him. Whenever he challenged Dick, he did so because he was either worried about Dick's mental state or worried about Dick's safety. So, even at their worst, Roy has never stopped loving Dick.

[uglynavel]

I wanna know where people have lately gotten the audacity to leave comments on fanfics talking about how much the fanfic sucked and negatively critiquing an author's fic like it's a published book review.

It pisses me off cause I've seen authors abandoned or delete their fics because of this.

You're getting fanfics for FREE! No one asked for your opinion.

I hope y'all know as authors we get email notifications when you comment so we see EVERY comment that's been left.

We also can see the negative reviews you leave when you bookmark our fics

[anyknotrants]

Tim: hey Dick, which do you thing Kon would like more?

Tim: *holds up 2 pairs of earrings, one sapphire, on diamond*

Dick: I don't know probaby, the sapphire

Tim: *nods and puts the diamond away*

Dick: what's the special occasion, anyway?

Tim: hm?

Dick: why are you buying Kon the earrings, is it your anniversary or something?

Tim: oh no, I just like buying stuff for him

Dick: *starts laughing*

Tim: what?

Dick: oh god, you're his sugar daddy!

Tim, blushing: I'm not- you buy expensive shit for Wally all the time! You're his sugar daddy!

Dick: I prefer the term; 'rich boyfriend',

Tim: ...

Tim and Dick: *turns to look at Jason*

Jason, checking out arrow-shaped ruby necklace: *looks up*

Jason: ... I plead the fifth

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Tim: Oh shit, he texted you ‘hi.’ punctuation only means one thing.

Tim: He's mad at you.

Dick: No, it's Jason. He's just being grammatically correct!

meanwhile

Jason: And then I used a period so he'd know that I'm mad at him.

Roy: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

Jason: I stand by my choice.

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

I love the idea that Dick and Roy were together at one point, with Jason and Roy now being together, simply for Tim's reaction.

The first words out of his mouth just being "what, you fucking down the family line or something?" Followed by a suspicious squint and asking "do I need to be worried if you guys break up?"