#JayRoy

[varpusvaras]

Jason's an angry crier, okay? Maybe he's an emotional crier too, and that is decisely one of the reasons he wears a helmet. It's not that he is incapable of doing things while crying, but he is crying nevertheless and no way in hell is he going to let anyone to see that ever. So, he's just quietly sniffling under his helmet for one reason or another while doing his job because it be like that. And, well. It's not like he is hanging out with anyone outside of the job for long enough for them to see him having big emotions without it, so it's fine. He doesn't have to train himself to keep it in, it's actually really cathartic. He just lets the tears come, his brain balances itself out, no one notices, a win for him.

...then he starts to actually spend time with Roy and the rest of the Arrows. And even if their relationship with each other is getting better, they still have some preconceptions of him, including that he is cool and calculative even when he gets angry. And then one day something seemingly very miniscule happens (Oliver patted him on the back and called him a "good son") and they all just hear this sniffle and turn around and Jason is just standing there with huge Ghibli tears running down his face, and everyone is alarmed because what.

Jason gets tissues and hugs and a cup of tea immediately and everyone is fussing and Jason doesn't know if it's nice or if he should be extremely embarrassed.

[mason-acen]

I love them 😔🫶

Roy: Jason, will you fall in love again if I die?

Jason: FUCK no!

Roy: Damn, okay. What exactly do you think you're gonna do, waste away alone for the rest of your life?

Jason: Well obviously I would avenge you first-

Roy: What? What if I die from natural cauaes?

Jason: You won't.

Roy: I could! I could die from influenza!

Jason: The flu? You're gonna die from the flu?

Roy; Shit, is that what influenza is?

[razzledazzle0]

eat..?

Jason: I cant eat this, its too hot

Roy: well your too hot and yet I still manage

Tim: um..

Dick: STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY LITTLE BROTHER

[jakascoo]

Jason: Roy, you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break. Roy: DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”

[phoneduk]

The Batfam supporting Mo'vember

I think all of the boys would support Mo'vember (minus Bruce who won't on the principle it could give away his identity even though he donates millions each month).

Dick grows a magnificent moustache which he immediately shaves after the month is through after one of his siblings (Tim) made a comment about him looking a bit too much like a cop.

Jason actually grows a beard as well as a moustache and only shaves it after Roy tells him he's starting to look like Oliver.

Damian has those strong Arabic genes that allow him to grow a thick moustache despite his young age. He doesn't like the messy look and shaves after a week though.

Duke - grows a moustache, likes the moustache, keeps it into the new year, then suddenly looks in the mirror one morning and shaves it off. There are multiple complaints from his fans, both Signal's and Duke Thomas's.

Tim can't grow facial hair to save his life and by the end of the month still barely has facial hair much to his own annoyance and the amusement of his siblings.

[kaufmann-6]

The way my heart explodes when a possessive Roy Harper wraps his arm around Jason Todd and slides his hand into Jay’s back pocket as if saying “this one’s mine, bitch” to anyone around.

Meanwhile, Jason’s rolling his eyes at Roy’s antics but he secretly loves it when his partner does that.

[liedownquisition]

I think it would be funny if the first time Mia meets Jason after The Incident is like idk years later and they're both out of uniform & he's shown up as Roy's date to an arrowfam thing0. And he looks nervous as he'll but she just... doesn't recognize him.

And it's not until after intraditions that she connects it bcs why is Roy's baby faced hot boyfriend acting so weird? His name's Jason? JASON Todd? Wait, isn't that-

"No one told me he was hot."

Ollie, who'd probably been torn between glaring & general wariness. "... Mia, what the hell!? He kidnapped you!"

"Yeah, okay, sure. Not the point. Him kidnapping me doesn't make him LESS hot. I thought it was a Darth Vader situation where he was all scarred and shit!!"

"I- alright. So, it's not a Darth Vader situation, but I was more thinking that his... 'hotness' isn't relevant to him staying for dinner with us."

[rorimoon9597]

YOU GUYS, MY MUM WANTS TO READ MY JAYROY FANFICTION AND I'M TOO EMBARRASSED TO LET HER READ IT HELP

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

I love the idea that Dick and Roy were together at one point, with Jason and Roy now being together, simply for Tim's reaction.

The first words out of his mouth just being "what, you fucking down the family line or something?" Followed by a suspicious squint and asking "do I need to be worried if you guys break up?"

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Jason: I’m dating Roy

Bruce: Hmm (derogatory)

Jason: He has a daughter which makes you a grandad

Bruce: Hmm (delighted)

[clericxhood777]

Duke: Why is Dick sitting in between Jason and Roy?

Steph: Because he doesn't wanna see them cuddling.

Tim: Or kissing.

Duke: But they're a couple.

Tim: To Dick, Jason's still a baby.

Duke, holds up Damian: This is a baby, that's a grown ass adult.

[varpusvaras]

Roy: Whew, that was a day- are you okay?

Jason, with his eyes red and his whole face bloated from emotional crying underneath his helmet the entire day: It's just hayfever

Roy: Jaybird, it's January

[razzledazzle0]

slushies

Dick: Why are your tongues purple?

Roy: We had slushies, I had a blue one

Jason: I had a red one

Dick: oh

Dick: OH-

Damian:

Damian: You drank each others slushies?

[neptunezo]

The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)

bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.

Roy: That’s my sweater?

Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…

Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes

Kon: how do you know?

Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???

Steph: Oh yeah sorry, those are mine

[rosemarydisaster]

Setting the stage. Duke is trying to create a distraction to cover for Damian sneaking more animals in the mansion.

Duke: so B, I know it's amoral to have a favorite child but, who's your favorite in law?

Bruce: oh no..

Dick, vibrating with the force of sun: It's gotta be Babs. She literally invented the Batgirl mantle! She's arguably the most useful of all of us as Oracle. We wouldn't be half as effective without her. Plus, she's the daughter of your pal Commissioner G!

Cass, not willing to lose, especially to Dick: Uh-uh! Steph is Robin and Batgirl. He wants her to be Family, he always says!

Jason: yeah, my boyfriend is an ex-addict, teenage dad that kills people and loves to explode things, I'm sitting this one out. Have fun.

Tim, thoughtful and ignoring Jason: hang on, he can't technically have them as favorite in-laws because they're part of the family. In that case, Bernard should win. He's smart, from Gotham and hasn't done anything bad ever.

Damian, still covered in feathers: that's debatable Drake, your boyfriend was in a cult. Plus Ortiz at least knows how to defuse bombs!

Duke, remembering his girlfriend was accused of being part of the Latin kings (and was part of We Are Robin): yeah, well, she's lovely but we don't need to get lost in the details

*chaos, screaming amongst the kids. Cass bites someone*

Bruce, staring at the camera: it's Roy. Lian is my first granddaughter and the others need to really get their act together if they want to keep up. Steph is a close second but she didn't keep the baby. Nice try, but no granddaughter.

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 15! Can't believe Jason would do that smh lol

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