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The Night of The Murderous Spring Is So JUICY!
I think I need to talk about how insanely gay this episode of Wild Wild West is or I might EXPLODE. I know a lot of us who already watch the show knew this episode was ridiculous in the gay subtext department but I feel compelled to go in-depth about putting it into words.
Letās not even dig into the fact that before drugging Jim Dr. Loveless proudly proclaims that he will make James West ākill the thing he lovesā and was referring to Artemus when he said that! Thatās already wild enough as it is.
For me like, through a shipping/gay subtext lense, I could already tell Artie was into Jim. There is a mountain of evidence to interpret their relationship that way at least on Gordonās end. For West it was a little more sparse until and especially THIS episode. Which confirmed for me as relatively new to this show and fandom āohhhh!! He really DOES reciprocate whatever ambiguously gay mess is happening here!ā
The version of Artemus that Jim subconsciously conjures up for himself is so interesting. And of course, it appears to him when heās in desperate need of comfort, of a rock to cling to, but can find none. So his hallucinating brain projects what he NEEDS most, not some lovely young lady (familiar or otherwise) to tell him everything is alright, but Artemus to take care of him. He WANTS to be taken care of and comforted by Artemus and no one else. Iām not crying YOU are crying!
His version of Artemus is pretty close to the real deal but thereās somethingā¦ softer about this projected version. Heās not completely different, I wouldnāt even say out-of-character. But he is gentler, more patient and forgiving, and very much there to play guardian angel for Jim. All of his positive traits are exaggerated in Jimās eyes, like hes always seeing the guy through rose colored glasses.
I say this because part of why I got a bit suspicious of this version of Artie was him being way too calm and forgiving when Jim starts being aggressive towards him due to the drug. Yeah Artie loves Jim but like, heās got his own sense of self-preservation, intelligence, and a bit of a temper. I was expecting a joke or some sternness or something, hell maybe taking Jimās gun from him. But of course he doesnāt and he canāt, because heās not real and heās there to comfort. Jim canāt be thrown off the course thatāll lead him to killing Artie by his hallucinationās own intervention. Heās himself but oh so slightly off.
Another thing was something that āArtieā said that didnāt actually make a lot of sense compared to the rest of established canon when Jim first starts getting temperamental. āHey itās me remember? Artemus Gordon? Mrs. Gordonās son.ā Now I know thereās probably some throwaway Doylist explanation for this, but the Watsonian in me prevails.
Artie never brings up either of his parents before this or ever again to my knowledge. Jim only mentions family once in a previous Dr. Loveless episode. Itās the kind of thing youād say to someone where youād known each other your whole lives, implying Jim would somehow know his mother. Now unless Iām mistaken they met each other in the military as adults. Which means Jimās subconscious emotions have made him feel as though Artieās known him his whole life. Which is some soulmate sounding mess if I ever heard it.
Then there is the crescendo of this madness where Jim shoots the illusionary Artemus in cold blood. Which is easily some of the most heartbreaking acting in the series. I have watched it a normal amount of times (lying)!! Dying āArtieā looks confused and betrayed but he STILL reaches out to Jim like he like wants Jim to know that itās okay?! OUCH. Then of course thereās the little āwhy?ā before he dies that pushes Jim over the edge.
Jim completely flies off the handle after Artemusās apparent death. Careening through the street, threatening the hotel staff, trying to get himself arrested for murdering Artie. I donāt know whether it was a side effect of how much hallucinogen he ingested or what. He straight up faints like some tragic Victorian protagonist after returning to his room, overwhelmed by the evil that he has seemingly done.
When he comes back around he is not at all acting like the Jim we know and love. Itās almost like he wants Loveless to kill him with the way he goads the guy. Heās despondent and jaded and being reckless with his own life. He only snaps back to normal when he discovers Artie is in fact alive and well. Which is such a beautifully loaded reunion. He responds to Jimās unusual tenderness with a sassy joke (which is of course how we know this one is real). It feels very akin to the Kirk and Spock reunion at the end of Amok Time.
I also think itās worth noting that I think the first time I ever heard James West utter the words āArtie! Help me!ā when heās trying to prevent the ducks carrying the murder-LSD from being released (this episode is NUTS). Which you know in light of the events of this episode is a big step in Jim being a bit more vulnerable as a character. So there is THAT too.
Hey, and maybe itās just me, but whether it was deliberate or not, something changed about the whole tone of the show after this particular episode. It felt like the showrunners were slowly having it dawn on them the show is at its strongest when it plays off of the bond shared by these two characters. This episode along a few other gems from season one seem to have clinched it. I noticed in season two so far theyāre using Artie and Jimās relationship as a support beam where it was more of a flexible suggestion before. Which has āØimplicationsāØ whether you interpret the relationship as gay or not. The events of this episode cracked Jim Westās very hard shell, and made these two characters closer than before.
#having a normal one you guys#the wild Wild West#Wild Wild West#james west#Jim west#Artemus Gordon#robert conrad#Ross Martin#dr Miguelito loveless#dr loveless#Michael Dunn#the night of the murderous spring#tnot murderous spring#s01e28#meta#meta analysis#Jim/artie#wild Wild West meta#gay subtext#queer subtext#lgbt subtext#vintage television#1960s television#steampunk#western#cowboys#long post#James/artemus#James west/artemus Gordon#Artemus gordon/James west
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Why Do Old-School TV Duos Have SUCH MLM Vibes?!
I think thereās something very specific about the formula and writing style of non-serialized/semi-serialized shows from the 60s to 80s that featured two grown men going on wacky dangerous adventures that makes my gay little literary analysis brain go absolutely off the wall bonkers. Iām trying to figure out why!
Iām writing this on my Trek blog because I donāt think this pattern in people actually shipping these types of relationships the way they do if fandom as we know it wasnāt born via TOS in syndication. That being said! I also think it has to do with the way these shows are designed that makes myself and others OBSESSED with a specific character dynamic that feels (to me) damn near impossible to replicate in modern television. In a way thatās more than just fandom, itās in the way TV like this was written at the time!
Further explanation under the cut!
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I think what it usually boils down to is this. Thereās a charming protagonist whom without the series could not operate, frequently top billed or the title character! (See: Wild Wild West, Starsky & Hutch) BUT he doesnāt have anyone to play off of! So what do they do pretty much every single time? Give Mr. Idealized Vision of Time-Period Masculinity For Genre a second guy to rhyme with!
See but the other guy has to play opposite but parallel to our hypermasculine protagonist. So what frequently ends up happening is that in order to play off our ānormalā guy, even though heās also a white dude, is that heās still somehow Other.
Theyāre always perfect for each other, and they always get into scenarios that would be written, shot and interpreted by conventional audiences as romantic IF either one of those characters were a woman! Especially at the time these shows were made in.
If the one is aggressive, the other is gentle. If the protagonist is violent, his counterpart is intellectual. If the one is stoic, the other is emotional. Which (while one size def doesnāt fit all) usually makes the second guy come off as much more queer-coded (and sometimes other minorities like neurodivergent/disabled etc) than the other because of the traits associated with masculinity vs gayness at the time! Our prime examples in these gifs are Spock, Hutch, Artemus, and also *BJ!
*(M*A*S*H is a bit of a unique case since the show flirts with queerness more openly in ways that people more into the series have explained better than me but I think it still fits the formula Iām discussing.)
Hereās the thing though right? Weāve got two best friends, and the show NEVER really feels right if one of them is missing unless the focus of the story is how A & B operate without each other while trying to find the other one. They stick with and rescue each other unfailingly in scenarios that might destroy a regular friendship.
Hell, thereās often stuff that would emotionally/physically destroy a regular person/character in modern media. But because itās not serialized they always seem to pull through seemingly through the power of friendship alone or dealing with it off-screen! Emotional consequences? Yuck! (Unless itās M*A*S*H or Starsky & Hutch, like I said, not monolithic)
Hereās the thing that some people might say throws a wrench into the interpretation Iām discussing. What about the absolutely non-stop parade of conventionally attractive women the main protagonist (and less frequently the supporting man) goes through?
I would reply: how many of those female characters actually emotionally impact our protagonists as characters long term?
The answer is of course, because itās NOT serialized, almost none! Kirk can watch Edith Keeler get killed by a car accident and still be making eyes at Spock the next episode. Hawkeye can have a ālife changingā romance with a Vietnamese humanitarian woman, then share a blanket with BJ next episode like she never existed!
The Doylist explanation of course is not just the fact it wasnāt serialized but also just, constant, blatant 20th century sexism. Which SUCKS!!! As well as not wanting a long term love interest to throw off the character dynamic of our duderagonists. Itās the 20th century tv equivalent of bros before hoes.
However the Watsonian explanation always seems to result in no love interest EVER being more important than what the two protagonists have no matter whether you think theyāre queer or not. No attractive woman could make our reputed babe-hound protagonist abandon his buddy. Thereās no earnest romance our more queer-coded supporting man doesnāt end (or get ended for him) often for the protagonistās sake.
Now some of these women are incredibly well written and straight up GOOD matches for our guys. So why wouldnāt they get involved in something long term UNLESS!! They were in love with each other the WHOLE time?
What if protagonist (frequently the babe hound) doesnt know heās queer, or knows but doesnāt know heās in love with his bestie, or any number of similar fruity explanations? The supporting man also runs into this explanation but people tend to believe heās already aware that heās queer but either also doesnāt know heās in love or is keeping it to himself because time-period homophobia and/or thinking (probably not unreasonably) that babe hound is straight?
Between the inherent closeness of being narrative foils. The regularly scheduled life or death drama creating sometimes insanely romantic (in the narrative if not a literal sense) drama between the two. The revolving door of weekly women they never seem to get attached to enough to leave one another. The non-serialized nature resulting in sparse personal information/history about the protagonists as a result.
I think between the very NATURE of the way tv shows were written at the time. Plus the way fandom was shaped by a dynamic that has rippled through how media works and is interpreted by fans for decades upon decades. Itās not hard to imagine getting really emotionally invested in the possibility of the protagonists being in love is a fantastic way to enjoy the media!
In conclusion, itās really fun and easy to go āthese bitches gay! Good for them good for them!ā
#Star Trek#star trek the original series#Star Trek tos#tos#james kirk#Spock#spirk#k/s#James west#Artemus Gordon#wild wild west#Jim west/artemus Gordon#m*a*s*h#hawkeye pierce#bj hunnicutt#Hawkeye/bj#Hawkeye/trapper#starsky and hutch#starsky/hutch#ken hutchinson#dave starsky#vintage television#queer#lgbt#gay#meta#meta analysis#queer analysis#queer representation#mlm
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Jim West's Train
The Gold Sofa

āThe private railroad car loaned to James West by the U.S. government should have had its own billing as the third star of the series. Built at a cost of $35,000, the train set appears in every episode. Serving as the agentsā home, as well as their mobile base of operations, the train contains a lab, where Artemus creates his various gadgets and disguises, and the main living quartersāattractively furnished in golds and greensāwhere the men conduct business, as well as entertain.
āThe gold sofa was a key piece of furniture on that set. During the run of the series, its luxurious, golden cushions were enjoyed by such varied personalities as the president of the United States, members of royalty, and foreign dignitaries, as well as an assortment of criminal masterminds who invariably found their way onto Westās private car.
āBoth Jim and Artie would probably agree, however, that the sofa had its most memorable use at the end of each assignmentāat the tag of nearly every Wild Wild West episodeāwhen two lovely ladies would curl up on this sofa in the arms of our heroes. The theme music would swell as the train chugged along the tracks into the distance, the two agents enjoying a well-earned rest from having, once more, saved out great nation from the forces of evil.ā
ā "The Incredible World of Spy-Fi" by Danny Biederman (2004)
BONUS: Fringe details and Jim's red velvet smoking jacket


#James West#James T West#Jim West#Artemus Gordon#Ross Martin#Robert Conrad#The Wild Wild West#TWWW#The Wild Wild West tv#props#sets#The Wanderer#my gifs#The Incredible World of Spy-Fi#Danny Biederman#we queue we happy queue
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Three gorgeous Ross Martin & Robert Conrad/Artemus Gordon & James West publicity photos.



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Not sure if this is the best way to do this, but Iām looking for some fanfic recommendations on the following -
DS9 - Garak/Bashir
Wild Wild West - Artie/Jim
I have only just found out about AO3, but I literally donāt know where to start, so if anyone has any recs I would be eternally grateful.
#hit me up#recommendations please#star trek#fanfic#ship fic#the wild wild west#Jim/artie#james west#artemus gordon#garak x bashir#Jim x Artie#garashir#julian x garak#star trek ds9#ds9#star trek fic#wild wild west
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#robert conrad#james west#the wild wild west#the wild wild west tv#jim west#twww#the-wild-wild-west#www#wild wild west#artemus gordon
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itās remarkable how many of my ships experience fantastic tropes in canon:
sharing clothes!
hurt/comfort!
emotional hurt/comfort!
sharing a bed!
height difference!
one or both experience nightmares!
so many fanfic ideas, so little time. and energy.Ā
#amanda rambles#my dumb thoughts#artemus gordon/james west#hm murdock/templeton peck#steve rogers/tony stark#fanfiction#fanfic#canon#artie/jim#face/murdock
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The Death Stare
Summary: How much are James West and Artemus Gordon willing to sacrifice, in order to prevent a stolen experimental lethal virus to fall into the wrong hands?
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āWEST!ā Thomas Gabriel was intently scanning the area, gun clasped firmly in his right hand and the left arm keeping a solid grip around Artemusā neck ā cowardly using the agent as a human shield. A trail of blood originated from Artieās right eyebrow, the gaze from the normally warm brown eyes was slightly dimmed and unfocused following the hard blow he had previously received. Artieās hands were now cuffed in front of him, but despite this restrain, he still weakly struggled to pry the arm away from his throat to get free, but the other man did not even flinch at his futile attempts. The chains kept clanking, as Gordon was harshly steered around on wobbly legs by the armed goon, down the main street passing through the heart of the abandoned eerily town, constantly moving jerkily, making it near impossible to shoot the armed man without first hitting the agent.
āI KNOW YOUāRE SOMEWHERE IN THE CLOSE PROXIMITY, MR WEST! IF YOU DONāT COME OUT THIS INSTANT, AND WILLINGLY HAND OVER THE VIRUS TO ME, YOU WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MR GORDONāS IMMINENT SUFFERING AND DEATH!ā
āJIM, DONāT-ā, Artemus begun, but the muzzle was immediately moved from his temple to below his cheek, forcing his head to lean back, silencing him with an accompanied gentle hush.
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Read the full story here:
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#my fanfiction#wild wild west#james west#jim west#artemus gordon#artie#jim#AO3#fanfic.net#Kangelane_Wild Wild West#Kangelane
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Dāawww
Jim and Artie being best friends


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When I say I was not PREPARED. I mean, I had seen gif sets of this clip before but I was NOT prepared for the AUDIO. Oh my god poor Artie!
The Night of The Death Masks really was Artemus's terrible no good very bad day. He gets betrayed, drugged, kidnapped, shot in the leg and then is led to believe he killed his boyfriend best friend!
The dropping the gun and then to his knees in despair, the terrible little "oh no's" and the way his voice breaks when he says "Jim". The closest we get to this level of sad before then I think is in Druid's Blood where Artemus is very visibly trying not to break down while Jim is seemingly gravely injured and comatose.
But what REALLY gets me in this scene is the sobbing, which is wild considering by that point Artie knows Jim isn't dead! A testament to how good of an actor Artie/Ross is!

I mean it's really difficult to get crying/sobbing to sound right when you aren't actually crying let alone look real and he does both. He's actually shaking and everything, you can feel it, I feel like some actors even today forget we cry with our whole bodies, and he does.
That's really impressive. Especially considering the fact that art hadn't exactly been perfected for TV or film yet. Male characters in particular considering how such intense displays of sadness were rare (unless somebody actually died) and even then it was kinda hit or miss at times. I'm just so impressed.
Acting (good acting anyway) tends to lead you to pull from real life experiences to put emotion into your performance. I can only imagine Artie just sort of, unpaused the emotional reaction he was having when he really thought Jim was dead in order to convince Stark and Co that he still believed it.
It would've been really easy for them to have played this scene for laughs. To let Artie play up the crying as a comedic bit, but neither Ross nor the director took that angle I really love that.
The emotional depth of Jim and Artemus's relationship is really well displayed in how this scene was done. Even if part of it was a ploy and they jump back into the action-adventure shenanigans right after. It's really well balanced, and in a time where it feels like a lot of TV writing has lost touch with when to be tender/intense and when to be funny this scene just really stuck out to me.
I really do love this show.
#wild wild west#the wild wild west#artemus gordon#artemus#jim west#james west#ross martin#robert conrad#jim/artie#jim/artemus#the night of the death masks#the night of the druids blood#tnot death masks#tnot druids blood#vintage television#1960s television#meta#meta analysis#wild wild west meta
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Cool News Guys
Guess who finally has an AO3 Account?! MEEEEEE!
Am I slowly but surely putting all of my Captain Pike x Reader fics on there? YES!
Would it be awesome if y'all checked it out? ALSO YES!!
BEHOLD :D
All of my Star Trek stuff is under IchayaLovesYou as a pseudonym of my main account! My non-trek (BG3 and WIld WIld West) stuff are under my main account.
#ao3#archive of our own#blog news#excited!!!#fanfiction#fanfic#fan writing#fan works#captain pike#captain pike x reader#christopher pike x reader#chris pike x reader#star trek#star trek strange new worlds#star trek discovery#wild wild west#the wild wild west#james west#artemus gordon#jim west/artemus gordon#halsin#halsin silverbough#bg3#baldur's gate 3#tav x halsin
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I love everything about this alansjakakaamnalm
AU where Artie is a showgirl in a saloon in the Old West andā
Oh, no, wait, thatās not AU.
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IT'S FINALLY STREAMING! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Right now it's on Amazon Prime, for those of you who have it.

#the wild wild west#the wild wild west tv#robert conrad#ross martin#jim west#james west#artemus gordon
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Happy Thanksgiving! Here are some Wild Wild West cards make courteously of California Gal on wildwildwestshow.freeforums.net, from 2013-2024. Enjoy!









#ross martin#robert conrad#wild wild west#wild wild west Thanksgiving cards#artemus gordon#james west
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Skyeeeeeee! You got it babe!
19. name a movie so bad itās good
THERE ARE SO MANY. But I gotta throw back to a movie I watched probably 15 times when I was a kid - Wild Wild West. Was it good? No. Do I remember any of the plot? Also no. But why did I watch it so much?
I really couldn't tell you.
But if you want a fun recommendation, you would actually enjoy the TV show the movie was loosely based on, The Wild Wild West. I watched it most Sunday mornings with my dad and it was super fun! From Wikipedia:
Developed at a time when the television Western was losing ground to the spy genre, this show was conceived by its creator, Michael Garrison, as "James Bond on horseback."[5] Set during the administration of President Ulysses S. Grant (1869ā1877), the series followed Secret Service agents James West (Robert Conrad) and Artemus Gordon (Ross Martin) as they foiled the plans of megalomaniacal villains to take over part or all of the United States, protected the President, and solved crimes. The show featured a number of fantasy elements, such as the technologically advanced devices used by the agents and their adversaries. The combination of the Victorian era time-frame and the use of Vernean technology has led several steampunk web sites to cite the show as a pioneering influence on the genre.[6] This aspect was accentuated even more in the 1999 film adaptation.
I need to find somewhere to watch it again!
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James West & Artemus Gordon āThe Wild Wild Westā
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#robert conrad#james west#the wild wild west#the wild wild west tv#jim west#the-wild-wild-west#twww#www#tww#artemus gordon#Youtube
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