#Jack Bernard
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gatutor · 1 year ago
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Jean Gillie-Sheldon Leonard "Decoy" 1946, de Jack Bernhard.
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shyjusticewarrior · 7 months ago
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Love that Tim's endlessly forgiving towards his parents, but when it's Bernard's parents then he's like "aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you wanna go apeshit?"
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szczekaczz · 1 month ago
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Rupert Arthur Dent, Best of friends - a St. Bernard and a Jack Russell (1891)
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theofficialuriel · 2 days ago
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thinking about how Bernard was the og Abusive-Jack-Drake headcanoner, but he was the one with the comically neglectful and emotionally abusive parents that fanon says Tim had
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starleska · 2 months ago
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ah yes. the two reasons to watch The Santa Clause franchise 😂💖
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tanglepelt · 2 years ago
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Dc x dp idea 82
Bernard has a new online conspiracy theorist friend.
Tim is at least happy bernard has less conspiracy theories about the bats. However him going off about a whole branch of the government deemed as guys in white is a bit much.
Now. He sure the two are just feeding off one another.
But it gets a tad too specific at times. Bernard going into detailed accounts of different ghost then ways they may have died?
A tiny ghost in a suit of armor. He is even claiming that his online friend is actually king of an entire dimension of elite ghost warriors? But his friend hadn’t realized it yet.
Honestly if his friend whose username is d3as0rAliv3? wasn’t coming to visit Gotham. Which he has no idea why anyone would come here he’d be hunting him down right now.
He’ll still do his research of course. Tim will also accompanying Bernard for the meet up. Just to be on the safe side.
Now when they got to the library. He most certainly wasn’t expecting a kid their age with a black eye and bruising around the wrists.
Especially not that Danny actually had proof of this GIW and the fact they were actively hunting down beings from a dimension called the infinite realm.
Maybe it wasn’t all a conspiracy theory. How on earth did Bernard find the one person who could prove their was a secret government agency hell bent on breaking the meta protection acts.
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nicomoon69 · 10 months ago
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while I think that if I were to cook up an actual riordanverse x dc AU I’d have Tim as a son of Bellona I also think he could be a son of Hades (bc Bernard is a son of Apollo through and through and I live for Solangelo and Timber parallels)
I just imagine Janet and Jack having a fling with a rich guy when they’re away at an archeological dig site in Greece and then Janet becomes pregnant and they have Tim. neither of them think too much of it, don’t consider that it may have been the mysterious rich guy but business is booming and their digs are great (though it’s a lot of skeletons for some reason…)
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cosmicoatlatte · 22 days ago
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────── ౨ৎ kinkmas 2024
preferences - oral (fem!receiving)
characters: john 'bucky' egan, gale 'buck' cleven, marjorie 'marge' spencer, curtis 'curt' biddick, robert 'rosie' rosenthal, harry crosby, joseph 'bubbles' payne, james douglass, everett blakely, howard 'hambone' hamilton, john brady, ken lemmons, bernard 'benny' demarco, charles 'crank' cruikshank, jack kidd
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౨ৎ — John 'Bucky' Egan
Oh he’s a wild ride. Whether you’re on top or he has you on your back or John gets on his knees for you, he doesn’t have a preference as long as he can get his mouth on you. He knows how to make you melt in a handful of heartbeats but he also likes to tease and draw things out. Bucky keeps his tongue flat and licks long stripes and really makes you squirm for it before he really starts eating you out. If you let him, he's not holding back, he’s noisy and sloppy, making a mess between your thighs before pulling away to admire his work just long enough to get you restless again only to then dive back in. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that John Egan can and will go down on you at any given opportunity.
౨ৎ — Gale 'Buck' Cleven
Sit. On. His. Face. Sit on it. He’s got that beautiful face and those plush pink lips that were made to eat somebody out. It would be a crime not to let him get that mouth on you. He has the tendency to let his hands wander up and down your thighs and calves, trailing his fingers across your skin, cupping your ass and urging you to not hold back and really ride his mouth. Lovely nose to grind against. Even though you’ll end up a downright mess, a half melted puddle of satisfaction, he makes sure you’re all cleaned up. Not a fan of kissing you after until he’s at least cleaned himself up a little bit. Gale is not too noisy when he eats you out but he tends to hum and you swear you can feel the vibrations of it in your fingertips. 
౨ৎ — Marjorie 'Marge' Spencer
She’s real sweet with it. Enthusiastic. Likes to start off with just touching you (or the two of you touching each other) before she goes down on you. Get you excited for her. A lot of kissing, lots of skin contact, she just wants to be close to you before slowly working her way down your body. Can’t really use her fingers to help out since she likes to keep her nails long but she does what she can, thumbing at your clit with the pads of her fingers and holding you open for her so that she can lick you better. When you get close to falling over the edge she’ll just pull away and smile up at you, telling you that you can hold on for her just a little bit longer.
౨ৎ — Curtis 'Curt' Biddick
He’s a mouthy guy, of course he’s good with his mouth. On top of that he has no issues getting on his knees in front of you and sticking his head under your skirt whenever your dirty little heart desires. He keeps his hands busy, playing with the lacy tops of your stockings or teasing his fingers where he’s tonguing into you. When you come he licks you through it but things only veer into overstimulation occasionally. If you don’t have a handkerchief he might wipe his face on your underskirt. When the two of you can take your time he can make your thighs shake like they should.
౨ৎ — Robert 'Rosie' Rosenthal
When Rosie’s really needy for it there’s little holding him back. He’d get on his knees for you so fast, not even waiting for you to get undressed, and just hike one of your legs over his shoulder so that he can get his mouth on you. But when he can properly take his time he’ll draw it out until he’s had his fill. Lays you out and makes you see stars. Just languidly lapping at you while he slowly eases his fingers into you. Rosie’s just a touch too soft, a little too gentle, but he won’t let you hurry him along. You can try and get yourself off against his mouth but he’ll just put one of those gentle arms across your hips and hold you steady while he continues his sweet torture. That mustache…
౨ৎ — Harry Crosby
Theee munch of the 100th. I’m sorry. You can’t deny it. That scene was HOT (and we’ll not be speaking about the morality of it) and there is not a single doubt in my mind that Harry eats pussy for his pleasure. If you’re in a hurry his talented mouth can have you falling apart before you know it but if he has the time? Best believe this man takes his time. If he didn’t love oral so much he might be better at teasing but nobody better introduce him to the idea of edging. Harry’s a bit of a biter but he keeps that to your thighs (or clothes). Knows how to navigate all the right spots that will leave your thighs shaking long after he’s done with you.
౨ৎ — Joseph 'Bubbles' Payne
He might be an expert navigator but Bubbles sure knows how to get lost in you. He has a talent for really savoring the time he gets to spend between your thighs, not going slow but drawing it out until you’re begging for him to let you come, only for him to stop swirling his tongue on your clit at the last second before sweet release would’ve washed over you. He’s not doing it to be mean, he just wants to keep going a little longer. Can and absolutely has come from grinding his hard cock into the mattress while eating you out. 10/10 whimpers. But if you don’t want him to do everything by himself and instead tease him too, just ask if you can blow him while he puts his mouth on you. Loves a good 69.
౨ৎ — James Douglass
Whenever James gets the privilege of putting his mouth on you he makes sure you’ll see stars. Absolutely loves having his mouth on you and is unashamed of it. Any morning you allow him to wake you up with his hot mouth is a good morning. Let him kiss his way down your body until he can taste you. Always gives you a little kiss to the top of your underwear before easing them down your legs. His nose>. Dougie will press a kiss to either side of your inner thighs before guiding them around his head. Let’s you chase your pleasure any way that you like but you’ll have to pull him away by the hair when you’re done. If you give him the chance James will worship you like you deserve.
Sit on his face. As a treat.
౨ৎ — Everett Blakely
Oh he’s got a wicked mouth and he knows just how to use it. Everett will keep his eyes on you the entire time while he makes you feel good. And truly there is no better sight than to see him come up between your legs until his strong hands can hold them open, preventing you from closing them and hiding away from him. He pays a lot of attention to the way your body reacts to his touch and he loves knowing that he’s bringing you so much pleasure. His dirty talk is next level but when his mouth is too busy eating you out then the sounds he makes are just as erotic, even if they’re muffled against your flesh. His moans are beautiful and you swear you can feel them vibrate against your clit. Everett will lick you through it until your back arches and then some. 
౨ৎ — Howard 'Hambone' Hamilton
Can get slightly feral about it but good lord does he know what he’s doing. Hambone is an oral fiend. An aficionado. There are few things he loves half as much as burying his face between your thighs. Big kisser. All over the inside of your thighs and your hips. Your clit. If he can tear himself away from you long enough to talk it’s absolutely filthy. Telling you how pretty she looks and how you’re his favorite meal because you taste so good. He’ll get himself so drunk on you that you’ll barely have to do anything to take care of him after. 
౨ৎ — John Brady
John loves you and wants to please you, of course, but he also believes in keeping your loving fair. Who is he to crave your mouth if he doesn’t put his own to good use? He learned real quick just how good he can make you feel and even though he doesn’t boast about it to the guys he feels a lot of pride in it. At the start he was a little hesitant, unsure about what to do, but nowadays it’s almost second nature to him. Loves to kiss his way down your body before diving in. He’s no longer shy, really licking into you and leaving you shaking, taking the good lord’s name in vain as you wrap your thighs around his head. Best way to start the day if you ask him. Loves it when you get your hands into his hair while he goes down on you.
౨ৎ — Ken Lemmons
When he’s going down on you he likes to start out slow. Leisurely lapping to get you dripping, needy and squirming for him before he pays attention to your clit. Ken does these little kitten licks that drive you half wild. He doesn’t hold back how much he loves it and every little sound he makes echoes through your body, only heightening the sensation of his hot tongue. Not a big fan of eye contact but he likes to hold your hand while he’s going down on you. His hands are rough from all the work he does but they’re so gentle when he touches you.
౨ৎ — Bernard 'Benny' DeMarco
Benny’s a romantic at heart. He doesn’t fuck, he makes love, and that 100% includes oral. He’s sweet with it, peppering feathery light kisses all over the insides of your thighs, starting out with gentle licks to ease you into it.... This man won’t stop unless he has you absolutely dripping. Might give you a finger or two if you beg nicely but usually those are reserved for the second round. Benny could use those strong arms to hold you down but he won’t because having you absolutely writhe against his face just tells him he’s doing a good job. Loves to make eye contact during and that just works best when he has you all properly laid out on a bed (or just horizontal surface, he’s not picky, as long as you’re comfortable) but he has also been known to just get on his knees for you if you’re feeling desperate.
౨ৎ — Charles 'Crank' Cruikshank
Charles is an absolute sweetie. His touch is light and gentle when he parts your legs for him and he never fails to mention how pretty she is. He’ll pull your thighs over his shoulders until they’re wrapped around his head on either side all proper because it helps him focus on you and only you. Takes his time to get you all worked up just by licking at you before getting his mouth on your clit; not to tease you but just because he wants to give you time to get worked up before throwing you over the edge. His curls are so nice to get your fingers tangled in them and Charles lets you just move his head to your heart’s content. His nose is so nice to grind against when he bullies his tongue into you. After you come he works you through it until your legs stop shaking and then gets you all cleaned up. 
౨ৎ — Jack Kidd
He is meticulous to a fault in everything he does and of course that includes bringing you pleasure. You never know what to expect with Jack because he switches things up (lest you become bored) but there’s rarely a time your legs feel strong enough to support you after he is done between them. Keeps a thumb on your clit while he works his tongue so you have that pressure because he’s not letting you writhe yourself against his face, working towards an orgasm. That’s his job. Puts his arms across your hip to keep you motionless against him and it remind you so much of the times when he puts pressure on your abdomen when he fucks you that it sends you spiraling nearly every time. 
Please do both of you a favor and put him out of his misery… just sit on his face. This man needs to relax. Keep him in bed.
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justsomesilly22 · 3 months ago
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Oops, this one is gonna we longer!
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These are really fun to draw, thanks everyone for the suggestions <3
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jewelsli · 2 months ago
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Me, finding a polycules that fixes all my problems with several ships: *evil laughter* Soon no canon ship will be safe from me!
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alridpath · 10 months ago
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Part 2 of bg3 pup lineups! I simply cannot resist lol
I tried to link the first part but it wouldn’t work sorry babes 😔
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shyjusticewarrior · 14 days ago
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Timber happened because Jack Drake was bad at stocks
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canadianfangirl · 1 year ago
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To all the “What about Martha?” people, I would like to gift you this…
SPOILERS FOR THE NEW DOCTOR WHO SPECIAL BELOW THE CUT!
You know that the FIRST thing Donna is gonna do with her UNIT access, now that she remembers her, is look up our dear Dr. Martha Jones and have her round for tea. And Martha’s going to bring Mickey, incase you forgot that those two got together (I didn’t). And the three of them are absolutely going to DRAG The Doctor.
They’ll regale each other with “War Stories”, like how Donna and the Doctor fought fat. Or when Martha helped Shakespeare save the world with Harry Potter. Or how Mickey and Rose were trapped on a spaceship and Ten showed up 10 minutes late, drunk with his tie around his head, after snogging a historical figure.
Martha is going to meet Rose. And yes, Rose will absolutely love her new Auntie, but Martha will just adore the ground Rose walks on. She’ll help Rose with her toys, telling her stories about all the different creatures she recognizes. She’ll give her hair tips, and take her shopping, cause that’s what Aunties do.
Mickey and Shaun will bond, they’ll share a pint and laugh. Maybe Wilf will join them. Sometimes they’ll talk about what it’s like to be amongst the stars, other days they just sit and watch the football game.
Jack shows up at some point, because of course he does. No one remembers calling him, he just showed up on the front step with a bottle of wine, and arms full of presents for Rose, because he has 15 years worth of spoiling to make up for.
Meanwhile The Doctor gets to see some of his favourite people again. Sometimes they have big family dinners, where they have to go eat in the TARDIS just to fit everyone. Sometimes they just pop round for tea, and a chat.
And they’ll go on adventures, of course they will. Because they can do that now. They can go on an adventure, and then go back to their lives.
The Doctor gets to have a family, and a normal life, and it’s wonderful.
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aestheticsofcolors · 3 days ago
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lostfrenchhorn15 · 19 days ago
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thekenobee · 5 months ago
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I have read Sharpe’s Prey
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(and I come bearing gifts)
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