#Jack Bernard

[gatutor]

Jean Gillie-Sheldon Leonard "Decoy" 1946, de Jack Bernhard.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Love that Tim's endlessly forgiving towards his parents, but when it's Bernard's parents then he's like "aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you wanna go apeshit?"

[starleska]

ah yes. the two reasons to watch The Santa Clause franchise 😂💖

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 82

Bernard has a new online conspiracy theorist friend.

Tim is at least happy bernard has less conspiracy theories about the bats. However him going off about a whole branch of the government deemed as guys in white is a bit much.

Now. He sure the two are just feeding off one another.

But it gets a tad too specific at times. Bernard going into detailed accounts of different ghost then ways they may have died?

A tiny ghost in a suit of armor. He is even claiming that his online friend is actually king of an entire dimension of elite ghost warriors? But his friend hadn’t realized it yet.

Honestly if his friend whose username is d3as0rAliv3? wasn’t coming to visit Gotham. Which he has no idea why anyone would come here he’d be hunting him down right now.

He’ll still do his research of course. Tim will also accompanying Bernard for the meet up. Just to be on the safe side.

Now when they got to the library. He most certainly wasn’t expecting a kid their age with a black eye and bruising around the wrists.

Especially not that Danny actually had proof of this GIW and the fact they were actively hunting down beings from a dimension called the infinite realm.

Maybe it wasn’t all a conspiracy theory. How on earth did Bernard find the one person who could prove their was a secret government agency hell bent on breaking the meta protection acts.

[justsomesilly22]

Oops, this one is gonna we longer!

These are really fun to draw, thanks everyone for the suggestions <3

[nicomoon69]

while I think that if I were to cook up an actual riordanverse x dc AU I’d have Tim as a son of Bellona I also think he could be a son of Hades (bc Bernard is a son of Apollo through and through and I live for Solangelo and Timber parallels)

I just imagine Janet and Jack having a fling with a rich guy when they’re away at an archeological dig site in Greece and then Janet becomes pregnant and they have Tim. neither of them think too much of it, don’t consider that it may have been the mysterious rich guy but business is booming and their digs are great (though it’s a lot of skeletons for some reason…)

[alridpath]

Part 2 of bg3 pup lineups! I simply cannot resist lol

I tried to link the first part but it wouldn’t work sorry babes 😔

[canadianfangirl]

To all the “What about Martha?” people, I would like to gift you this…

SPOILERS FOR THE NEW DOCTOR WHO SPECIAL BELOW THE CUT!

You know that the FIRST thing Donna is gonna do with her UNIT access, now that she remembers her, is look up our dear Dr. Martha Jones and have her round for tea. And Martha’s going to bring Mickey, incase you forgot that those two got together (I didn’t). And the three of them are absolutely going to DRAG The Doctor.

They’ll regale each other with “War Stories”, like how Donna and the Doctor fought fat. Or when Martha helped Shakespeare save the world with Harry Potter. Or how Mickey and Rose were trapped on a spaceship and Ten showed up 10 minutes late, drunk with his tie around his head, after snogging a historical figure.

Martha is going to meet Rose. And yes, Rose will absolutely love her new Auntie, but Martha will just adore the ground Rose walks on. She’ll help Rose with her toys, telling her stories about all the different creatures she recognizes. She’ll give her hair tips, and take her shopping, cause that’s what Aunties do.

Mickey and Shaun will bond, they’ll share a pint and laugh. Maybe Wilf will join them. Sometimes they’ll talk about what it’s like to be amongst the stars, other days they just sit and watch the football game.

Jack shows up at some point, because of course he does. No one remembers calling him, he just showed up on the front step with a bottle of wine, and arms full of presents for Rose, because he has 15 years worth of spoiling to make up for.

Meanwhile The Doctor gets to see some of his favourite people again. Sometimes they have big family dinners, where they have to go eat in the TARDIS just to fit everyone. Sometimes they just pop round for tea, and a chat.

And they’ll go on adventures, of course they will. Because they can do that now. They can go on an adventure, and then go back to their lives.

The Doctor gets to have a family, and a normal life, and it’s wonderful.

[jewelsli]

Me, finding a polycules that fixes all my problems with several ships: *evil laughter* Soon no canon ship will be safe from me!

[10yrsyart]

my bestie suggested more Christmas Crossover AU and i couldn’t say no to that 😂 the differing elf lore is funny to me so i had to address it somehow. i think that after dealing with North, the elves would flock to someone who takes them (semi) seriously. and Bernard just hits that balance of grumpy efficiency 👌

transcript:

Bernard: Why am I here

Jack: You need to get out more, I'm getting you out more.

Bernard: My job is management and keeping out intruders. I'm not supposed to become one.

Jack. It's fine, I'm allowed in here. North is just out for the day.

Bernard: You brought me to see a bunch of gnomes?

Jack: No no, not gnomes, elves. Go on, say something to them!

Bernard: Encouragement really isn't my strong suit-

Jack: Then do what you do best~

Bernard: ...Right.

Bernard: You! What're your jobs around here?

Elf 1: (~)

Bernard: Bakers? Cocoa brewers? Excellent. And you?

Elf 2: (~)

Bernard: Musician, fantastic. Traditional positions huh.

Elf 3: (~!)

Bernard: “Haughty”? Of course he's haughty, all Santas are. They don't appreciate the nuance of the background workforce. We elves are the vital backbone of Santa's workshop. You all have important tasks to keep, so I’m expecting good results from you.

Bernard: And I don't like to be disappointed. Capiche?

(elves cheery excitedly)

Jack: Oooh, looks like someone’s got some new fans! North is gonna love this.

Jack: You know the elves don't do the actual toy making, right?

Bernard: Whatdo'ya take me for, an amateur?

(Bonus 1)

Curtis: This is the fifth stack of personal letters you've received this week, Bernard. This is all highly suspicious..

Bernard: Curtis, you wouldn't know “suspicious” if it hit you in the face with a bowl of waxed fruit.

(Bonus 2)

North: There's something wrong with the elves, I'm sure of it!

Tooth: How so?

North: These are the BEST. Cookies. I have ever eaten!

(Jack laughs quietly)

[thekenobee]

I have read Sharpe’s Prey

(and I come bearing gifts)

[aliteralchicken]

i think the only option for Jacks reaction for Tim and Bernard dating during highschool is to be homophobic because it does make a lot of sense for his character (cough and who spent most time writing him cough) but I do think there’s two ways to getting slightly around it so it’s not so hard on Tim

Jack is far for happy but is trying very hard to both show he’s a better dad than Bruce and prove to Dana that he can be supportive of Tim, if he can accept this then it’s going to be a lot easier on both of them because they’re finally having a father son relationship now that Tim’s not out as robin and Jack is finally paying attention for more than five minutes

Jack is so distracted by Tim dating the most annoying guy he knows he doesn’t realize that Tim’s dating the most annoying guy he knows until it’s too late to get mad about it, accidental ally, doesn’t hit him until he suggests Tim dates one of his other guy friends instead

[shyjusticewarrior]

The fact that Tim's parents and Bernard have both been kidnapped

[szczekaczz]

Rupert Arthur Dent, Best of friends - a St. Bernard and a Jack Russell (1891)

[droppingartintotheinfinite]

i just think about him a lot ok

[heroesriseandfall]

Bernard’s parents are like what fanon thinks Tim’s parents are like.