#JON WHAT DID YOU DO?!!!!
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JONS WITH HELEN???????
#tma podcast#the magnus archives#mag 187#Thomas liveblogs#HELLO??????#I love the music!!!!!! it’s fun!!!!!!#also!!!! Helen!!!!!! haaaiiiiiii!!!!!!!!#Helen’s domain!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!#this is fun!!!! I love the Jon and Helen dynamic <3333#I <3 the Distortion#HELEN INTERRUPTING THE STATEMENT LOLLLLLL#I love Helen lol#THE PERSON WHO THE STATEMENT IS ABOUT!!!!!!!!!#‘it’s not so easy is it? keeping up your humanity’#JON WHAT DID YOU DO?!!!!#I LOVE THIS EP!!!!!!!!#very insightful talk with Jon and Helen#nooooo Helen can’t die……#I love her…..#she’s my fav…..#she’s great…….#I adore her……#no……#HELEN IS MESSING WITH HIM YAYYYYY#WAIT NO JON PLZ#SHES BEGGING#THIS IS AO HYPE OMG#BUT HELEN I MISS YOU ALREADY AAUUUGGGHHHH#Jon’s little spiel to the Eye was veryyyyy cool tho!!!!#I miss her……
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Lanns n Starks lineups/costumes sketches that I will probably add other houses to. Tywin and Joff & the rest aren't here because I was lazy and Cerseis dress took all of my energy. Don't ask me about inspiration or historical basis for these
#I AM NO FASHION HISTORIAN!!! I ONLY DRAW WHAT I THINK FITS THE VIBE!!!!#the lanns are more or less fitting with each other but the starks are a mess lol#ned is wearing like an every day stark attire ig#cat is more Traditional Tully#for sansa i had absolutely no idea what to do so she doesnt really look connected to neither ned nor cat#her dress is just slavic adjacent. you decide what it is. def not kl or alayne stone eras tho#with robb i wanted to draw completely different armor than i did for jaime so theres both chainmail#AND iron chest plate(s) that look central asian a little lol#arya has her worn out dirty ass riding attire that was given to her by lady smallwood#and jon is nw but i couldnt think of shit so hell be probably getting a seperate post with his costume#all in all this was. something. i dont think im really good at costume design lmao so you can just look at their faces to see my Vision#of everyone there. yea okay thats it#jon snow#eddard stark#catelyn stark#catelyn tully#sansa stark#robb stark#arya stark#house stark#jaime lannister#cersei lannister#tyrion lannister#house lannister#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#🧩
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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thank you starkid for telling jon matteson to tone down his pleas and sobs in the cast recording of npmd cuz if i had to hear richie's voice cracking and shaking as he begs max to spare him everytime i wanted to listen to that song id kill myself
#spence rambles#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#npmd#richie lipschitz#jon matteson#HE SOUNDS SO DESPERATE#AND IN PAIN LIKE I CANT#im watching it live and im lile i cant#HIS VO8VE SHAKES SM#HES SO SCARED#STOP THIS#I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE#cpmpare the proshot and the cast recording jon and will put EVRRYTHING imto the proshot#the part after max screams what did you say makes me so ohhh#the way you can hear the smile and panic in richies voice oh...#he wants to apppy to max he truky believes hes not a loser#he thinks they could be friends#AND THE WAY YOU CAN HEAR HIS SHAKY BREATHES AS MAX MOXKS HIM OHMYBOD#ANS THE ECHO IN MAX'S VOICE OHMDYGDIDOD#also i dont think richie says max's name in the recording#or oh boy.. that broke me#“please max no” YOU WANT ME DEAD#I HATE THE PROSHOT NPMD#<- lighthearted#I CANT DO THIS#WILL BRENNER AND JON MATTESON WHEN I CATCH YOUDHRHRJJE
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"That is where you are wrong, my boy!"
@ratb4stard3 and I deliver another Cowardlyghostbro's(™) collab ✨💛
#Cinderellas castle#The brother of all time did Sir hop and the background 💛💛💛💛#Obsessed with the little froggy scales on Jon btw oh ymgod and just how great he and sir hop look in general i am UNWELL#also just...theeeee background!!!! uhggng!!!!#i can't get over it - its so good#the vibe is jUST RIGHT uhgughughguhuhg loooook at it oh ymgofdddloooooookiminufd#This ones going up in the CGB clubhouse's Hall Of Fame#adjsgkfs gosh I've been wanting to do Fanart for cinderella's castle for a long time but i was struggling really badly with it#But then i was sent the Cursed “Let's collaborate” business card by my favorite ghost and all was well#no you wont get any more context on that#Love doing art with the brother tbh - he makes it feel less like a chore when art is feeling difficult and it becomes a lot more fun 🙏#even tho i take forever with my part#he says its fine but don't listen to him he's crazy 😔😔👎#starkid#Cinderella's castle#what are even the tags for this uh#sir hop a lot#Crumb#??#crumb the mouse#crumb the squire#dunno if i'd count this as spoilers but just in case#cinderella’s castle spoilers#cc spoilers#cinderellas castle spoilers#brrotothers forrerevvrerrer#also i was supposed to post this earlier BUT I FORGOT because im a MONSTER#but its fine#mhm
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WHY IS HE MUZZLED? WHO DID HE BITE?
#batman#jonathan crane#dc rogues#the scarecrow#fear state#batman fear state#scarecrow#batman scarecrow#JON WHAT DID YOU DO
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And remember kids, the next time someone tells you, "George R. R. Martin wouldn't make Jon Snow the typical fantasy hero because that's cliche".....
Oh yes he would!
One viewer wants to know what character would you play (on the show)? GRRM: If I could magically clap my hands and become a different person, it would be cool to play Jon Snow who's much more of the classic hero. Everybody wants to be the classic hero! ABC Interview, 2014
GRRM: And the character I’d want to be? Well who wouldn’t want to be Jon Snow — the brooding, Byronic, romantic hero whom all the girls love. Meduza Interview, 2017
In fact he already has ☺️
#asoiaf#jon snow#yes grrm has criticized neo-tolkein fantasy - a lot!#but like....dpmo#I need so many people in this godforsaken fandom to familiarize themselves with grrm's engagement with the genre#he isn't trying to say “chosen one boy protagonist bad” where tf did people get that???#he's directly trying to challenge the more unsatisfactory elements of lesser copies of tolkien's legendarium#the ones that lift lotr wholesale without actually understanding what makes tolkien's writing snap#at the same time he has admitted himself that he has borrowed from lotr albeit with his own twists#but people in this fandom need to know that ye old man LOVES sword-and-sorcery fantasy#he LOVES a good epic#he LOVES pulp fantasy and sci fi#and those inspirations are directly reflected in asoiaf#the way he's named arthuriana/lotr/MST and many pulp stories with brooding dark heroes as key inspirations#almost all of which have mcs who fall into the typical fantasy hero role#and they inspire elements that are reflected back onto jon more than anyone else in asoiaf#like seoman snowlock = jon (+bran)#frodo - who btw is the mc in lotr not aragorn!! = jon (and bran)#FUCKING KING ARTHUR IS JON SO MUCH SO THAT RLJ IS LITERALLY A 1:1 COPY OF ARTHUR'S BIRTH STORY LIKE??!!!!#anyone who's even a little bit familiar with le morte d'arthur will be like oh yeah jon is literally king arthur like 😭😭#same with anyone who's ready the once and future king - which grrm has directly identified as his fav take on arthurian lit#ntm that jon is based on some of the most prolific characters in arthuriana - percival/galahad/lancelot etc#did you know that there's an iconic sci-fi series whose main character is called Eric JOHN STARK?#well grrm has directly quoted that series and the mc as a foundational book in his life#funny that huh? 🙂#do people even know what tf they're talking about when they say stuff like this???? ajdhhjshsbvshja#grrm engages very heavily with traditional fantasy tropes but he of course provides his own spin on them#never has he said that he's trying to avoid stories with hidden princes or chosen ones as boy protagonists#like someone find me a direct quote of him saying that - but I bet you can't smh
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Space Age takes a different stab at Jonathan and Martha as parents, in a way that I think is very interesting. Jonathan is portrayed as critical of Clark (for a reason, but), and there's a panel after his death of Clark and Jon:
Space Age is a comic set in one of the worlds culled during Crisis on Infinite Earths, but I'm always interested in the different ways comics portray Jonathan and Martha Kent because of their status as kind of the perfect parents. But it's interesting to consider and explore the ways Clark's upbringing also effects him in more complicated ways.
#dc comics#superman#clark kent#jon kent#jonathan kent#martha kent#ma kent#pa kent#clark kent and his parents#space age#thinking about mmm#clark and the way he was raised and the midwestern guilt and the savior complex#and nature v nurture#big fan of jonathan and martha kent don't get me wrong#but i think they deserve to be overanalyzed too lol#(my specialty)#and i do wonder#if jonathan's attitude with clark is what leads to him not “winning” in this comic#like he does win kind of#from his POV#but he loses#and that's either just the crisis on infinite earths framing or something deeper#i will say you don't get the feeling this jonathan is prepared to walk through the veil to tell clark he isn't allowed to die#(like jonathan did in death of superman)
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Thinking about the whole "Jon is very similar to how Jonah was when he was younger." idea. That shit makes me go crazy. Here is the most selfish person ever who will leave anyone to die if it means he stays alive. And here is someone who is on a dangerous path to becoming exactly this, and the biggest difference between them is whether or not they're fine with sacrificing people. Like Jon is willing to hurt people to help himself. He will be horribly ashamed but he will do it and enjoy it. Jon will hurt so many people and it will make him feel safe and powerful and like he's finally not the helpless little kid watching someone die. But Jon will not ever let one of his assistants get hurt, no matter how horrible they are to him. Being in a position where there are countless people he cannot save is literally the worst nightmare the apocalypse could give him. He would steal someone's autonomy and humanity to save them, because they made him feel better once years ago. Thinks about how this is what Jonah tries to get him to stop doing specifically. Using an example of his own decision to leave someone behind in the lonely? Which. Idk, something about the idea of Jonah seeing himself in Jon makes that idea very interesting to me. It also makes "Do you want me to go in after him." "No, YOU want you to go in after him." Very interesting. I don't have coherent thoughts right now but like. Do you get where I'm going with this. Do you see it.
#jonelias#i like when jon is disturbingly similar to jonah. i like when jonah is utterly enamored by it#and i like when jon just narrowly avoids becoming like him#the biggest difference is jon didnt stop caring#his guilt never stopped him. his compassion did.#do you get it#sorry. i have a lot of feelings about jon#in his situation i dont know what i wouldve done. the fact that he wasnt worse is surprising to me. and impressive#anyways imma stop yapping but#they intrigue me#tma spoilers
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mike crew should get so much more time oh my god he is so precious and fun and i dont care how many people he killed hes amazing
#yall LOVE daisy but SUDDENLY its another michael doing the killings and#OOH NOO we cant POSSIBLY have THAT running around#mike crew is better than daisy fight me#tma#magnus archives#tma spoliers#im so pissed she killed him can you tell#i think she should have died more horribly#and thats before we even get into what she did to jon#good fucking god the only thing daisy is good for is basira#even that is limited#breekon was justified#rip hope#mike crew
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The asoiaf fandom is WILD! Why am I seeing so many posts absolutely condemning Rhaegar and asserting that "JON IS NOTHING LIKE HIM!!!" and that Jon inherited no qualities from his bio father and that he'd just hate and deny all his Targ connections?
This in itself is wild enough, but the truly crazy part is how many comparisons and parallels there are drawn between Jon and CATELYN instead! Posts about Jon being a 'hater' like Catelyn and having her traits and sharing parallels with her and wanting her love and validation?? Posts about him recreating a NedCat romance with an certain character?? CATELYN? The lady who emotionally abused him his whole live?? Who told him that he should have been crippled?? Who made him feel that she begrudged his every bite, that he wasn't allowed to outperform Robb, that his very existence was unwanted?? Who did her best to send a fucking 14yr Jon away for life to the point Ned Stark called her "damnably cruel"?? Who took away any chance he had at having a home??? That woman????
Pls keep your grubby hands away from Jon. He will learn about his parents, Rhaegar and Lyanna. He will get in touch with his Targ side through Dany and Bloodraven. He will learn about Lyanna from Howland. And he will eventually understand his true identity, that he's a Targ and a Stark. And what's more, he is the blue rose who shares traits with Rhaegar (able, that above all, determined, dutiful, single-minded) and Lyanna (protective, kind, fierce) and shares NOTHING with Catelyn Tully.
#jon snow#pro R+L=J#rhaegar targaryen#lyanna stark#pls keep catelyn and her grubby abusive hands far far away from my baby boy#now dont get me wrong#catelyn was a good mom to her own kids#but her treatment of jon?? unforgivable#“oh you don't understand it was the society at the time” stfu#catelyn did what she did#dehumanized a child for 14yrs and tried her best to deprive him of any familial love#she doesnt deserve an iota of jon snow#she's not getting any credit for the incredible person jon snow is#y'all dont care a bit about jon snow if you're insisting on linking him to his abuser instead of his own father#or does his abuse not matter because he is a boy and his abuser was a woman?#do abusers only get to be perfect pretty girls?
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>>can't stand the possibility that he feels insecure about the way he looks. we need to get him dicked down NOW.<<
I was thinking about this today.
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Assad's shirt is rucked up and lopsided, revealing a tantalizing bit of collarbone. That neckline drove Eric crazy in the Armand-in-Dubai scenes. Even if it hadn't been clear that Assad wanted Eric, Armand's feelings about Daniel were obvious -- nobody dresses like that for a guy he doesn't want to bone.
"But what do you want?" he asks, smoothing his thumb at Assad's throat.
He can feel Assad's pulse speed up. "Anything," Assad breathes, rubbing his cheek against Eric's hand. "Everything."
"How about I feed you my dick?" Eric suggests evenly. Conversationally, like they're discussing a change in the shooting order. "How about I fuck your face. And then you put your dick in my ass?"
"Eric." Assad's voice has gone low, strangled. "Are you trying to give me a heart attack?" he rasps. But his answer is emphatic in the way his fingers start working at Eric's fly.
"That's my line, babe."
this genuinely made me woozy. i don't even know what else to say. please sir may i have some more 🤲
#asks#rpf#OH MY GOODDDDDDDD OHHHHHH MY GODDDDDD#putting my head in my hands giggling and blushing and screaming and crying#jon hamm falling and passing out dot gif#what did i do to deserve this .................... literally the highest honor you could bestow. so hot and well written too FUCK MY LIFEEE
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First, they discontinue super sons issues, bringing it back for a Halloween special edition and then ghost.
Then, they have Jon age up and date immediately in time for pride, no warning.
Then, he’s Superman.
Then, we get a super sons movie where he’s 10 again (?)
Then, they have Jon and Dick team up as a protege-mentee situation—not bad! Just…not quite the character we’ve just established. Not quite Jon
Then, they have Jon and Damian babysitting wonder woman’s daughter for *checks books* 7 years????? Making Damian and Jon 21 and 24 respectively??? Ok…?
Then, they do Beastworld, and Nightwing comics, AND Superman comics AND Wonder Woman issues with Jon in ALL OF THEM at the SAME TIME and looking vastly different in all of them, with vastly different characterizations, none of them solid, consistent, or acknowledging the fact that he’s been trapped inside a volcano and travelling the multiverse and having a boyfriend all in the same breath.
What am I supposed to be believing right now, DC.
#what am I supposed to take away from this other than Jon from their greedy stupid hands#they don’t know what to do with him or how to characterize him and it’s so so sad#his parents are CLARK KENT and LOIS LANE and he was the perfect coming of age character. so much potential.#he could be smart and sly and emotional and kind all in one in canon IN CANONNNNN#we’ve already shown it’s possible in the comics before super sons w him and his family#dc#jonathan kent#salt#super sons#trinity#girrrllll I am reading this back a few days later and when I tell you I was so mad 💀#i wrote this right after reading the newest Trinity comic and seeing Jon confirm Damian’s not straight IN A THROWAWAY JOKE HED NEVER SAY??!!#like sir. you do not speak like that but also even if you did the writers should do better to not just jump to that#anyway.
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck the goddamn music-
I don't know the name for the technique but there's this thing that was in there that's the string players, like, tapping the instrument with the bow to create a more percussive sound and normally I wouldn't think too much of it but I swear to god it sounded like creeping spider legs. During the case set at Hill Top Road. With the very obvious references to the Buried and the Stranger and all the rest. Which dropped about a hundred Achives references including Jon's fucking name???
I have always respected the soundscaping they do at Rusty Quill but they're really going above and beyond for this show.
#i dont know if ill have any more coherent thoughts for this episode thb#my mind is just circling on 'celia knows celia KNOW tapes and manila folders??? doing her own research??? anything SPECIAL about#the ones that get read aloud?????#celia tma didnt know that much how does celia tmagp know did she talk to georgie and melanie after it all does she have news about them-#jon jon jon jon jon#lena worked for starkwell didnt she#jon-#did colin just fucking punch sam?????#j-#oh gwen you are in way over your head#dark coat does this worlds gerry work for starkwell too#celia KNOWS#JON#i hope people dont get too annoying about 'its really him' yall know it could just be an ai#SAM TALK TO CELIA ABOUT THE EMAIL FROM JON#i can send email - no shit really??'#...yeah. my brain's a mess right now#this is what i get for listening at 1am#the magnus protocol#7 give and take#tmagp spoilers#tmagp audio#my magnus protocol stuff#original post#queue cause i'll be at work when the episode airs
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just wanna show you guys that i actually made an edit a while ago :3c
#wwe#dean ambrose#jon moxley#roman reigns#seth rollins#wwe the shield#the shield#edit#my edit#if this get 2 likes I'll post another shield edit that i made#swear on the chair#made this like a few weeks ago#I'm killing myself dawg#this time i'm really gonna do it#seriously what is wrong with these people#they consumed my waking thought#seth rollins will pay for his sin#well i mean he did#but yk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#actually roman you also need to pay for your sin#no one's innocent alr#therapy is good but why not give your brother the taste of his own medicine after what he did almost 10 years ago?#I'm also looking at you mox
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Since I saw an artist's rendition of Jon as a ginger I can't get it out of my head. It's perfect. Jon as a scraggly sad ginger. Martin is a fat British Indian man. Tim has Central Asian ancestry. Melanie is tiny and Swedish. Basira's family is from France. Sasha is chubby and Black. Elias is still just white middle aged management. Georgie is unidentifiably mixed race with gorgeous black hair. Daisy is literally anything but blonde
Please I'm begging you I need VARIETY
#every time i see an artist who posts they just started TMA#and their art of thr characters looks EXACTLY LIKE EVERY OTHER RENDITION#and it's not that that rendition is bad!!!#but what did YOU think they looked like?!?!?#they have no canon appearances!!!!#we should have a million different versions instead of one fanon version!!!!#i dont want a canon appearance I was VARIETY#thats what makes podcasts so great!!!#its like shakespeare#where you can basically throw anyone into the roles and it DOESN'T MATTER because the performance is the thing!!!#some of fanon's ideas DO match what I imagined and some don't and I want to see other people's imaginations!!!!#tma#the magnus archives#jon sims#martin blackwood#the archives crew#rant
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