#Love doing art with the brother tbh - he makes it feel less like a chore when art is feeling difficult and it becomes a lot more fun 🙏

[cowardlykrow]

"That is where you are wrong, my boy!"

@ratb4stard3 and I deliver another Cowardlyghostbro's(™) collab ✨💛

[galaxy-whiskers]

I was tagged by @bailandonorris, thanks!

1. what is the colour of your hair brush? 

I have a silver paddle brush which I don’t use very often, a transparent and purple swirly coloured (honestly don’t know how else to describe) afro comb, and a regular black comb.

2. name of a food you never eat? 

Tuna, can’t stand it. To be honest, I eat most things if they’re warm, but VERY fussy when it comes to cold food

3. are you typically too warm or too cold? 

Definitely too hot! I still have a fan on in the winter at night time

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? 

Playing Animal Crossing, tried to catch some tarantulas because Flick is on my island but the dodos don’t seem to want to send me to any decent islands so my mission was unsuccessful

5. what’s your favourite candy bar?

That’s a hard one... probably either Cadbury’s marvelous creations with the jelly beans and popping candy, darkmilk, or the one with oreos. Snickers are pretty great too, also Kinder Bueno and just Kinder chocolate in general. Basically, what I’m saying is I love chocolate

6. have you ever been to a professional sports event? 

Yes, I went to the London 2012 Olympics to watch show jumping, football and basketball! Have probably been to others? Really want to go to Wimbledon at some point but not sure when I’ll be able to do that. Does dog agility count as sport? Seen it at Crufts multiple times

7. what is the last thing you said out loud? 

‘Night night curly shoes’ - a goodnight wish for my sweet doggo Ivy

8. what is your favourite ice cream? 

I’m a fan of coconut ice cream it has to be said, also honeycomb, and your standard Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough is high up there. Really specifically, the vanilla ice cream from the waffle shop in Cirencester. To be honest, don’t eat much ice cream, not my go-to food choice because I’m lactose intolerant and a lot of it makes me feel sick just thinking about it. Has to be good!

9. what is the last thing you had to drink? 

Some water, absolute health right here (she says drinking her first glass of water all day after about 4 cans of Pepsi Max whoops)

10. do you like your wallet? 

I guess so, yes. Could probably do with a slightly more efficient one but it’s decent

11. what was the last thing you ate? 

A jazz apple from the fridge. We have no pink ladies which are the favourites but jazz are pretty tasty too

12. did you buy any new clothes last week? 

No, only virtual ones in Animal Crossing. I haven’t been clothes shopping in so long and doesn’t look like that will change anytime soon

13. last sporting event you watched? 

Honestly no idea, since all the sport has been cancelled for a while I can’t think what the last thing would have been. Probably Cheltenham races on the telly back in February or March or whenever it was?

14. what’s your favourite flavour of popcorn? 

The classic, salty cinema popcorn. Honestly the best

15. who was the last person you sent a message to? 

Strangely, someone from my secondary school who I haven’t ever spoken to over message before. She posted our leavers video on her Instagram and thought I’d message since I’d been looking for that video for  y e a r s  and sparked a conversation! She never liked me much back in school I don’t think, she was popular and I really wasn’t so I never properly spoke to her. One of my friends had a bit of drama with her, absolutely hated her, but they eventually became best pals. Also her best pal during most of school really didn’t like me for some reason... anyway, had a nice chat, strange how friendly she seems these days

16. ever go camping?

Uhh well... I’ve been 4 times, 2 of which were for D of E and I can safely say I’ve never had a good experience. First time, the people in the tent next to us got arrested at 3AM for drugs or something, second time was my dad’s 40th birthday and my brother didn’t know he was allergic to nuts so eating a cake with mixed nuts on the top didn’t go down well for him... also went to a restaurant on the way there with my granny and got a caterpillar in my salad. Third and fourth times, let’s just say D of E was one of the worst experiences of my life, I’ll leave it at that... would really like to go camping again though to have a good experience, maybe change my mind on it? I don’t know, willing to give it a try

17. do you take vitamins? 

I go through phases, sometimes I take them every day, other times I don’t take them for like 3 months

18. do you go to church every sunday? 

I used to, but as I got older I slowly went less and less until I didn’t go at all. I lost faith I guess? Kind of didn’t feel I belonged there or believed anymore. I loved singing the hymns and our vicar was an absolute lad, we also got biscuits at the end of each service, but over time I decided it wasn’t right for me to keep going. Pretty much all the people that go to ours are your typical white, posh, probably homophobic and hate children type so that put me off. Also after everything that’s happened in mine and other’s lives, I slowly lost the belief in God. If all of it was true, why would these things happen? I guess also my scientific mind was constantly telling me there’s no proof. I think the only reason I went to begin with was because it was a family thing and as a child I believed pretty much everything that was said

19. do you have a tan? 

No, certainly not... used to when I lived in the Caribbean but now I’m pretty much white as a sheet

20. do you prefer chinese food or pizza? 

A very difficult one... probably chinese? As much as I love pizza, it’s the same issue as the ice cream

21. do you drink soda with a straw? 

Nah not a fan of straws, they taste weird

22. what colour socks do you wear? 

ALL THE COLOURS! I own a pair of socks for every outfit to colour co-ordinate, my sock draw is overflowing

23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? 

Strangely, I drive under by quite a bit when no one else is around. It’s the other cars that stress me out and make me go too fast. Also I have a black box so not allowed

24. what terrifies you? 

Good question, lots of things... the sea, pools, tbh water in general, heights, rejection, the current impending doom, large open spaces with no walls I can be against, losing everyone I love, the fact that anyone might be secretly talking about me behind my back because they actually hate me, the list goes on but I won’t continue it

25. look to your left what do you see? 

An empty Pepsi Max can, a glass of water, some crocodile scissors, my Switch, a cranberry scented candle, and some tiny balls of wool

26. what chore do you hate? 

Got to be changing my bed, or washing up when the things have got cold food left on them

27. what do you think of when you hear an australian accent? 

A throwback to year 8

28. what’s your favourite soda?

Pepsi Max

29. do you go into fast food places or drive thru? 

It depends who I’m with

30. who was the last person you talked to? 

My mum about a meteor shower and satellites

31. favourite cut of beef? 

A random question... I do like a good rump steak

32. last song you listened to? 

You Make My Dreams by Hall and Oates because I’m using it in my animation project

33. last book you read? 

I’m like part way through Good Omens and have been for quite some time... I have learning difficulties and find reading a lot of effort so don’t read very often

34. can you say the alphabet backwards? 

No, it’s the kind of thing I’d have expected myself to learn at some point but never did

35. how do you like your coffee? 

I don’t like coffee so in the bin

36. favourite pair of shoes? 

My multicoloured Vans, got them in the second week of uni and I’ve loved them ever since

37. the time you normally go to bed? 

Well, currently it’s around 1AM to go to bed, 3AM to sleep. Used to be around 12/1AM sleep but the lockdown has ruined that

38. the time you normally wake up? 

Again, currently it’s around 11:30AM to wake up then 12PM to do things but used to be around 9:30/10AM. To be honest I still sometimes wake up then but I go back to sleep again because I have no reason to exist more than I need

39. what do you prefer sunrise or sunsets? 

Sunrise is always nice to watch, but I don’t like getting up early so definitely sunset, especially when you’re at a restaurant or sitting outside somewhere in the countryside

40. how many blankets are on your bed? 

Just the one duvet, but I have a soft fish patterned blanket for when I want something to cuddle with

41. describe your kitchen plates? 

We have some plain white ones and some that are white with leaves around the edges. The edges have a ridged pattern and the rims are gold

42. do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage?

I don’t drink so no

43. do you play cards? 

Yes, love a good card game! 

44. what colour is your car? 

It’s very nice Caribbean sea blue. Used to be my mum’s car, it’s her favourite colour

45. can you change a tire? 

I probably could if I had to but can’t say I’ve done it before

46. your favourite province? 

I guess that’s counties? Hometown of Gloucestershire is up there, also a fan of Devon. My favourites may have to be Caenarfonshire and Anglesey though after the road trip last year

47. favourite job you’ve had?

Not sure really, I guess it would have to be doing my art commissions

48. how did you get your biggest scar?

The biggest scar I have these days is on my right knuckle between my index and middle finger, it’s very small. I got it from when I was holding a horse still before untacking and he decided that hay was more exciting, caught my hand on a splintered wooden fence and that was that

49. what did you do today that made someone happy? 

Nothing, I’ve only seen my family and even then it was for a short time. Don’t think I make anyone happy these days ahah

It’s now 3:22AM, that took longer than I expected. ‘I’ll go to sleep early today’ I said but I say that every day. Don’t know why I keep lying to myself. 

Anyway, I guess I have to tag someone now, so I tag @duckingpunches !

[thirstyfortom]

Domestic life requests leave lots of room for imagination, so I hope I got this right and that’s what you wanted, honey!

Domestic life with RFA + Saeran

Zen

Before you were his manager, he used to protect you from the spotlight

Now that you are his manager, he wants the whole world to acknowledge you as a power couple

You lived together at that apartment for 2 years and a half before moving to a bigger apartment with an amazing balcony so you can stargaze like you used to do at the old apartment.

Marriage happened a few months later and it was a smaller event than people were expecting it, just family (yes, his too) friends and a few acquaintances.

Although both of you are way busier these days, having at least one meal together per day is essential.

Usually, it’s the breakfast, that he makes sure to cook and bring in bed for you.

Or sometimes it’s dinner, when he agrees on inviting a chef Jumin recommended.

Actually, Jumin has been making plenty of recommendations ever since they started being friends for real. His last one was on where you guys should go on vacation once the tour to promoting his new movie is over.

 Yoosung

 Marriage had to wait until he got his degree and finished building his vet clinic.

 But you started living together a few months after the RFA party, he moved in to your apartment because it was bigger and more comfortable not only for him, but also for Lisa.

His mom adores you and makes sure to leave some pre cooked food for you guys every Sunday, she knows her son can be quite inventive in kitchen and mess things up from time to time.

He wants to celebrate every single event in your relationship. Three months of dating? Dinner celebration.

First household object you bought together? It was a fondue maker and you invited the RFA (yes, including V) to have fondue. When he got to raise money and buy his first car? Roadtrip!

He keeps bringing the idea of having kids up, but agreed when you said you guys should wait until he would do his surgery on the eye.

You both tend to sleep late, but not that late as he was used to and it’s not to play LOLOL.

It’s just a habit and he likes, he says it’s training for when you have kids.

 Jaehee

Lady finally gets to be a little lazy in her life, bless.

Lazy mornings when you just roll in bed, lazy cuddling sessions watching some Zen’s DVD and laying on the couch, lazily snuggling while reading a book or just chatting about whatever.

But when you two are feeling active, you’ll stroll around the whole town, looking for sales, visiting cafes (gotta keep an eye in the competition) and going to the movies

 You started living as roommates since sharing the bills would be better now that you were opening the café together

I personally don’t think she would want a traditional marriage, just you wearing the same rings would be the symbol of your union.

You are planning to adopt a pet one day.

She wants a dog, preferably a female of medium size.

But deep inside, both of you know she’ll end up liking to have a cat, it’s completely different to take care of one when it’s not out of obligation.

 Jumin

Married in less than a year FOR SURE

Of course he wants kids, but agrees it’s better to wait a little and enjoy married life just the two of you for a year or two.

Like Zen, would want the whole world to acknowledge you as a couple.

But not too much, he doesn’t like to expose you so you won’t feel like a trophy or something. This is more about him and not wanting to make the same mistakes from his father, tbh.

Won’t lie, you guys would probably have to go through couple’s therapy.

But overall, you’re a very happy couple with a solid routine of waking up and going to sleep together

He has chefs to cook and maids to do the daily chores, but once in a while, you dismiss their services and you both take care of the house.

 This is one of the ways of enjoying his day off, the other one is travelling to wherever you want.

 Saeyoung

You moved in to his place right after the engagement party

You guys stayed engaged for years, it wasn’t ideal for him, but it had to wait until making sure Saeran was fine.

Wants to do everything together. Waking up, having all the three meals of the day, doing the chores and going to bed.

Loves to invite Yoosung, Tom, Vanderwood, everybody over to have dinner, his place used to be so lonely, now he loves when it’s crowded like he has a big happy family.

Another candidate to couple’s therapy tbh

But  he does his best to balance his attention between you and Saeran, usually going with him to therapy and then picking you up so you guys can lunch at a place  of your choice.

Not sure if you guys should have kids, he likes hanging with the kids in the neighborhood or with the ones to whom he teaches computing as a volunteer at a school, but having your own? Hmm… we’ll think about this later…

But if he’s sure about having cats? Just suggest and he’ll pull out the list of names he has in mind, just go to the shelter and let the name find the cat.

 V

Couple’s therapy too and it was his idea

Would get engaged right away, but marriage would wait a few years

 Maybe you would even have a kid in the meantime.

But before that, you would travel a lot. He asks you to close your eyes as he spins the globe and tells you to point a country, you’ll be there next week.

When you’re home, he loves to cook meals together.

But also likes to taking you to dinner, there’s always some place he heard about from someone that you guys must try,  and then you’ll go to some art exhibition or even to dance

You guys would totally have a big clumsy dog named Spike.

You always let Spike climb up to the bed and you three cuddle on rainy nights.

 Saeran

No marriage and no kids. I don’t see it happening.

You just found a place to live together and went for it.

It’s probably a house a little more secluded, closer to the nature and a  little far from all the agitation of the city.

Big windows and DEFINITELY a garden where he works on every morning after stalling a lot to get out of bed after some clingy cuddling session.

But it also has a lot of technology around like a big TV (courtesy of Jumin) and the most modern kitchen to make your lives easier (thanks, Saeyoung

His brother, as well as the RFA comes to visit often, and everybody understands when he excuses himself. Sometimes too many people around are hard for him to handle.

You always make company to him in his sessions with the therapist.

Matter of fact, it was on the way back home from therapy that he got the idea of planting vegetables to sell it, maybe even some flowers to sell to flower shops… what are your thoughts on an orchard and a greenhouse?