#JOE???

[incorrect-snkquotes]

[Texting]

Joe: Hey.

Benimaru: Hi

Joe: Just so you know, i’m not gay or anything.

Benimaru: This is Grinder, my guy…

Joe: so i guess people who are lactose intolerant can’t walk down the fucking dairy aisle? i’m just looking.

[inkyu]

Having an unOrdinary and Homestuck special interest is a scary combination because both main characters are named John, have black hair, look like utter nerds in some form of way in their story, are both god tier in in different ways and have no mother figure in their lives

Don't take this seriously guys i'm just rambleing

[anonymous-winter]

Nankidai really went all out with the Sara mini chapter huh?

[puppyjoespots89]

thats hot

[ixtaek]

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

[castielsprostate]

[mischieviem]

You guys realize this means we ALL have to vote now. No "don't wanna vote biden" excuses now- if we don't vote our rights are going to be taken away.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[motherofplatypus]

This is how many bullets they shot on a fucking kid.

This post has been compiled in Record of Genocide.

[batboyblog]

President Biden's plan for the first 100 days of his next term:

—Restore Roe v. Wade

—Sign John Lewis Voting Rights Act

—Expand Social Security and Medicare

—End all medical debt

—Raise the minimum wage

—Pass the PRO Act for workers

—Ban assault weapons

—Lead the world on clean energy

—Permanent child tax credit

—$35 insulin cap for all

—Build more housing

—Invest in child care and elder care

you want that? FIGHT! for it, check if you're registered to vote and then find a way to volunteer, everyone can make a difference everyone!

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

[fintan-pyren]

can't believe Bidenstar stepped down as leader of Americaclan

[jaegerisim]

Some of yall needed to hear this

Credits to @/mattxiv on Instagram

[stolen-stardust]