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a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).
#ohhh im um. im bdelloidea.#wheel animal.#i guess ill take it. being microscopic and eating detritus....#might not be so bad.
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phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic
#its soooo fucking annoying seriously.#''we should spend more time together!!!!'' MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME
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the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you
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Two tiny shrimps battle each other on the back of a sea cucumber, filmed at a depth of 15m. Seacrop Diving School | Japan
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forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them
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Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:
A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.
B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.
#vegetables refer to any edible part of any plant#its just paraphyletic.....#fruits are vegetables!!
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I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror
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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it
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My heart’s truest wish for the next Animal Crossing game is for Meow and Bow to come back 😔💖 imitating the low-poly style is fun…
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*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy
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does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?
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Sources: [ 🌟 / 💫 / 🌟 -- 💫 / 🌟 / 💫 -- 🌟 / 💫 / 🌟 ]
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shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay
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