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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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Fandom needs less representation for tops who are selfless and "just like helping their partners feel good and explore their desires" and more representation for tops who are embodying the Nine Inch Nails "Closer"/Depeche Mode "Soothe My Soul" vibes in terms of being a broken trembling husk of a person who is grounded and made whole and purified by someone else willingly absorbing the brute force of their need. That's just my opinion, man.

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Illuminated gravestones at a cemetery in Hafnarfjörour, Iceland

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my kings helping to keep the threat away

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(via Scientists made “ant yogurt”, recreating an ancient forgotten technique)

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i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

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Harrowing: someone in your Fandom just made an innocuous and harmless post that nonetheless betrays a deep misunderstanding of the character and the character's narrative purpose and you just have to sit there and let them be wrong lest you be an asshole

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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

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we have to write poems in my creative writing certificate program, so I pieced something together from Belphie's medical reports

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There’s apparently going to be a slasher movie called Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, now that (some of) the characters are in public domain. I have no desire to see it, but I’m not intent on picketing it either. (Did parents really protest Silent Night Deadly Night or was that proto-viral marketing? It’s funny either way, given what a cliche killer Santas have since become.)

That said, if we’re cracking open recent public domain works for slasher movies, I have some suggestions…

The Great Axeby

Nineteen Eighty-Gore

The Master and Murderita

The Sun Also Dies

The Threepenny Opera: All the Stuff in the Mack the Knife Song

and, in a few years, with any luck…

Steamboat Killy

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everybody stop what you're doing we're talking about this tweet

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i believe "nothingburger" is the cowardly enemy of the humble and kind everything bagel

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Ok this one's the best

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saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo