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they should make "I pinky promise I don't have any damn kids" easy open drug packaging. give me these shits in a pez dispenser

anyway ty for your well wishes I have two fractures and another appointment with the bone crew on wednesday, until then I have many bottles of painkillers and youtube on the big tv and a roommate willing to put my hair up for me so I am as well as someone who has lost their b card can be

Fell and hurt my arm on what appears to be national fall and hurt your arm day and I have been at the hospital for eight and a half hours and I want to go home sososososo bad

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let me go home this guy can fix me

Fell and hurt my arm on what appears to be national fall and hurt your arm day and I have been at the hospital for eight and a half hours and I want to go home sososososo bad

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made the nurse taking my vitals laugh which I think means I win something

Fell and hurt my arm on what appears to be national fall and hurt your arm day and I have been at the hospital for eight and a half hours and I want to go home sososososo bad

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pit crew Ortho doctor has wham bam thank you ma'am'd a wrapping onto my arm, praise the Lord

Fell and hurt my arm on what appears to be national fall and hurt your arm day and I have been at the hospital for eight and a half hours and I want to go home sososososo bad

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Fell and hurt my arm on what appears to be national fall and hurt your arm day and I have been at the hospital for eight and a half hours and I want to go home sososososo bad

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Shout-out to the bumper sticker I saw the other day that made me feel one second of pure, incandescent rage, which I have replicated in complete accuracy below:

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Divorcée, Reno, 1949 (Lisette Model)

This photograph was made on assignment for Harper’s Bazaar magazine. Lisette Model was assigned to photograph the women who resided at dude ranches in Nevada for the six weeks required to qualify for residency and obtain a quick divorce. - Getty Museum

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hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"

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Happy Birthday, Hannibal Lecter! (January 20, 1933)

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my winter trick for getting fruit in my diet is buying two big frozen bags of mango chunks and then using them as ice cubes. this is also good for my insanely shitty teeth because it removes temptation of chewing hard ice and replaces it with the temptation of sucking soggy mango cubes through my teeth, sloppy style. which is also terribl, but in a more abstract way that my dentist cannot bill me for.

however.

the tragic curse of mangos is that a ripe mango is so perfect you could nail it to a cross and get double forgiven for all your sins. whereas an unripe mango is like balsa wood with faint hint of Tart. so its a terrible gamble with each bag. and my current bag is severely unripe. so i am sucking the flavor out of what might as well be wooden blocks while mourning what could have been.

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the way this review gets me deep inside (by @nancysavoca!)

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WATCHING CONCLAVE. PHYSICALLY YELLED, OUT LOUD IN MY HOUSE. SMACKED THE COFFEE TABLE. WHAT A MOVIE. MOVIES: GOOD ACTUALLY???????

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From The Phantom of the Opera (1925).

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you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

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i feel kinda silly for not guessing how much of this is just pension fraud lmao

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