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...I just heard about this when Tom Walker guested on a wholly unrelated podcast, what a weird coincidence

tom walker ran a challenge for people to post vids of themselves watching his stream in the weirdest ways possible, and after all the 'turning the stream into ascii frame by frame and printing it out' and 'radioing it to a 1980s walkman' entries, this one took me out at the fucking knees

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you know how people say soup is round and so it's messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that's how I feel every time I see a square watch

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There should be library rules of "Hey can you watch my stuff" at the airport. Unfortunately you can't, due to what I can only assume is Woke,

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From the article:

It’s difficult to overstate how rapidly Australians have embraced solar power, and how much it has exceeded expectations. In 2011, the forecast was that rooftop solar would eventually contribute 4 terawatt hours of electricity. In the context of the Australian grid, this was next to nothing – barely 2% of total generation. For some, it raised the question of whether it was really worth the cost. More than a decade on, that number has been eclipsed more than six times over in the five eastern states connected by the country’s main power grid. Rooftop solar panels connected to the National Electricity Market generated 24.6TWh over the last year of data. Put another way, homes have contributed 11.6% of electricity – nearly as much as wind farms, comfortably more than large-scale solar farms or hydro plants, and twice as much as gas-fired power. More than 3.7m households and small businesses have solar systems. It means more than one in three homes across the country generate their own power when the sun is out.

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#wait. im.sorry.#are there vet places that list the files by PET NAME?#every one ive been to does human name + phone number#i assume each human name file has a sub section for each pet#but. doing it by pet name would be ridiculous...#vets are smarter than that so im assuming im misunderstanding.

yeah our vet has our cats under pancake and melon surname. I assume because it's more fun that way

Here's to every pet-related worker who has to deal with "Her name is BELLA you've seen her before just look her up." You're a real one. May you grow in power for every Bella in your system.

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Sniffing the spiked bracelets someone gave me to tell if they're real leather with a coating or just plastic all the way through like a truffle hog for faggotry

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good boy but in the way you praise a hunting dog after you have it gore something

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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My latest cartoon for New Scientist

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The Ottoman traveler Evliya Çelebi's story about eating honey in a Circassian village is the most insane thing you'll read today

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the girlies that get it

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Oh hey tomorrow is Wolfenoot.

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btw i was looking up pics of california condors the other day and found this and im like on the verge of tears are you guys fucking seeing this

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you're not innocent.

oh I'M not innocent? i never did anything. i'm not the one writing tetris sex manifestos all over a perfectly legitimate public survey. i bet you sickos want me to draw the tetrimino gijinkas more. you're all sitting there thinking things like 'i wish topsy would draw I/T toxic yaoi and post it' as if that's a normal thing to think. well FINE

this is insane. you people are all insane

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hey girl, are you (be cool and edgy) a gun (but not too edgy!) because you're pretty (great job, you've fucked this up already no going back) and i want you in my mouth? (say something british now, that never fails) tally-ho!

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A Polar Fox escaped from a small Zoo in Germany but got tired on the way. A zookeeper took him back.