#It's right there! It's not rocket science

[flarefighters-fr]

My fodder tab: Hey read this if you want one of these guys

Anyone asking about my fodder: Ima ignore that

[philsmeatylegss]

If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.

[psystirene]

i've been thinking about this reddit comment ever since i read it. the sheer rage. almost tearful i think. the horrendous take. underestimating the ability of sapphics to find sickly little leech women irresistible.

[tangents-within-tangents]

Just some things I think deserve a super accurate movie/show adaption in a beautiful 2D animation style:

The How to Train Your Dragon series

Gregor the Overlander

Artemis Fowl

The Adventure Zone

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Frankenstein or the Modern Prometheus

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (fr so much was left out of the 1939 film!)

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass

The actual Little Mermaid story (there are a ton of adaptations I haven't seen yet so maybe it exists somewhere but we all know Disney’s didn’t even come close)

[timomoe]

I love this man but why TF is his face so hard to draw??

[tifa-simp]

I don't take anyone who says Tifa only likes Cloud when he does hero badass thing seriously, as if she isn't the first one to rush to him everytime he acts unhinged or has an episode. Like y'all, c'mon now, I don't care who you ship Cloud with, but open your eyes and play the damn game! Ever since Remake, she's always noticed when he has headache and in Rebirth she basically spends the whole game looking after him, especially in the Temple when he's on a killing spree. This girl cares about him so much, she always encourages him to do things he enjoys and steps in when he goes overboard. Saying Tifa only cares about Cloud doing badass shit is just laughable in everyway. Why do they make it sound like Tifa is some cheerleader on the side while in fact most of the time, she's right next to him doing bad ass hero thing too.

If Tifa really just sees Cloud that way, she wouldn't have to the first to stop him from killing the Turks mercilessly, or the only one carries him out in Shinra mansion, or later stays with him when he's in comatose while the world is ending. Why risking her life and attention and time for a Soldier who can't stand straight? Think!

You don't even have to read Trace of two pasts in which blatantly states that Tifa likes Cloud for being a normal boy, you just have to play the game with open eyes. Maybe don't act like you have no idea about the lore and ppl won't call you so.

Does this look like a girl who only cares when her crush does "bad ass SOLDIER things"???

[astr-ll]

hate when usopp is portrayed as a weakling when he loses a close range fight. he’s a sniper. his specialty is long range. even zoro and sanji struggle with long range battles because their fighting style is short range. but they are never portrayed as weaklings.

actually usopp is really fucking strong for being a sniper that is never used as a long range fighter. in a long range battle, usopp will win every single time because he’s a damn good sniper.

[sheergeekypanic]

[hastalavistabyebye]

I have entered the phase of learning the names/dates and other very precise informations, of my revisions, for the exam I have to retake.

So, of course, my brain goes "don't wanna." at the prospect of learning by rote. My dude, I need to know those things. The only way is by rote. Let me do it!!!!

[bumblingbabooshka]

Do you think Kes' ability to pick up on things so quickly is linked to her being an Ocampa? Like, since she's 2~ years old in canon (and has distinct memories of her father) I imagine her species doesn't spend much time as children and I wouldn't imagine they'd have formal schools (like entire buildings for schooling) and would instead learn from like, primarily parents or other elders. In that case learning things very quickly would be extremely beneficial for their survival. Kes: Oh yes, childhood...what a lovely few days~ Kes was a baby like for a day and then the next day she was up and ready to learn. Kes meets Naomi and every day that passes she becomes more and more amazed that she's still a baby. Wow! It's been like two months and she still can't do anything?? The doctor told her it was normal but wow. What I'm saying is they should have had Kes as a jack-of-all-trades character who could slide into pretty much any of the teams on Voyager. The Doc misses her when she's not in sickbay though!

[felicitypdf]

why is it that when women put on makeup for the first time they don’t look crazy but when men do the learning curve is seriously steep…?

[mincedunicorn27]

i just need you to know that i hate you for what you did

and miss you like a little kid

[starlooove]

Batfans swear they’re not racist and then you click a character tag and see how they talk about poc they’ve never met

[mushroom-through-the-stargate]

"its not rocket science!"

"no, its not. i can figure out rocket science. i would PREFER rocket science. this is much much harder."

[nostalgia-tblr]

ps i could be way off here but the impression i get is that ye olde nobility complaints about "oh no, too much royal favouritism" are usually really just complaints about "too much royal favouritism not directed at me personally" aren't they?

[captainyaps]

introducing 'what the fuck is yaps doing to EPIC now', vogler's 'hero's journey' edition