#It's like when people are like you're fat

[teaboot]

Almighty Tumblr user Teaboot, what is your wisdom?

uh

You don't have to eat the gross jellybeans, you can just eat the ones you like, they have no nutritional value so there's nothing wrong with tossing em, candy is for fun not for food

Spiders and other household bugs are repulsed by cedar and lavender- you can get cedar balls online like how people used to sell mothballs and use em to keep spiders out of your closet

When you unplug an appliance from a wall there may still be an electrical charge in it for a sec so don't touch the metal end of the plug or you might get zapped a bit

Tiger's eye gems are a type of asbestos so if you crack or chip your tiger's eye you should probably not wear it anymore idk I'm not a rock scientist

If you wanna stay warmer when camping you should leave your sleeping bag rolled up until the moment you go to bed cause the fabric can absorb humidity in the air and make it damp and colder. Also fresh socks before you go to bed, even if your day ones still seem dry

Rayon, Viscose, and Lyocell are all made of plant fibers

Capsaicin is fat soluble, so if you eat something too spicy then drinking milk or cream will wash it away better than water. Swishing with vinegar should also work too if you're desperate

Fish are WAY more maintenance than you think they are. Goldfish can live well over a decade under proper care. Fish are not "easy" pets for the love of God. And they're smarter than you think they are

People having seizures are not going to swallow their tongue. At worst they may bite it. Hitting their head on something is a far bigger risk. Don't put shit in their mouth.

Children are more sensitive to bitter tastes as an evolutionary safety measure against accidental poisoning. If theycdont like eating something because it's bitter, remember that the taste is stronger to them.

Most symptoms of hauntings are also symptoms of gas leaks and black mold. Whether or not you believe in ghosts you should probably check you're not being poisoned before you drop money on a spirit medium

Purple skittles are grape flavour in some places like North America and blackcurrant in places like the UK. I personally prefer blackcurrant

Saguaro cacti can weigh literal tons and will crush you to death if they fall on you

Palm trees are technically grass

[cvnntagious]

:: babydaddy!matt has no problem sticking up for brat!reader

matt wasn't the type to get easily riled up—especially not to where he felt the need to get physical about it. he was more the type to talk things out, most would say. and that's exactly why it was such a shock when you made your way towards the commotion in the living room to see matt with a guy under him, fists of fury hammering into the poor dude's face.

for a moment, you contemplated if this was something you even wanted to involve yourself in, given is was your child's father. but when matt's hand continued coming down repeatedly with no sign of stopping any time soon, his opposer barely fighting back at this point, you couldn't find it in him to let him just keep kicking this guy when he was so clearly down.

giving a harsh tug on matt's plain black t-shit, you pulled him off like he were a misbehaving dog. his head snapped back to see who had grabbed him, brows unfurrowing the moment he came face to face with you.

his breathing was ragged, waiting for you to berate him as the people surrounding you two scrambled to stop the guy who was once lying on yhe dloor from standing up. to his surprise, you pulled him along with an annoyed grunt, slipping out of the party amidst the chaos of the fight. "where're we going?" matt asked, only to be ignored as he followed behind you until you guys were far from the house.

"i knew this was a stupid idea," you finally muttered, letting go of his wrist to turn and look up at him as you two stood in front of his car. your eyes, scanned his face, maneuvering your head to get a good look at any injuries he may have.

matt's mouth opened, wanting to explain. he knew you didn't want to hear it. "m'not hurt," he replied simply, shaking his head as his eyes finally met yours.

you clicked your tongue, giving him a deep sigh as your eyes rolled for what already felt like the millionth time tonight. "what's your problem?" you asked, addressing the big fat elephant standing right in front of your guys' faces, "forget you're an adult now, hm? have been for almost five years... fighting's how you catch cases, dumbass."

the scoff that left his lips made you want to slap some sense into matt, giving him a look that said, 'are you a fucking idiot?' as you waited for whatever lame excuse he might conjur up. but you should've known better than that. you knew matt had never been the type to go out fighting recklessly, so you should've known something had seriously bothered him. and the fact that something so simple had slipped your mind made his reasoning all the more shocking. "kid was talking shit," he answered, eyes averting to look anywhere but you, one hand coming up to rest on his hip as if he were embarrassed to admit it.

again, you weren't paying enough attention. "yeah? what, he said your fancy little carharts weren't cool enough or something? so you had to go and risk literal jail time?" you insulted, growing increasingly more annoyed with each passing second, "i mean, seriously, i don't know what i'd do if that guy chooses to press charges—you better hope nobody recorded that."

matt looked at you with a softness to his eyes, feeling his chest tightening a bit at your words; for a moment, those last few sentences made it feel like you needed him. of course, he knew in the back of his mind that you were thinking of mazzy, but he'd like to remain at least the slightest bit delusional in the moment. "come on," he scoffed again, "it was about you... the guy was talkin' shit 'bout you. was i supposed to jus' let him?"

the confession made your breath hitch a little, head pulling back and brows furrowing in a mild confusion. then, you came back to your senses, the attitude rising within you apparent on your features. "what'd he say?" you asked with a quick work of your neck.

"s'nothing important." matt was quick to brush you off, a certain coldness washing over him.

"really? then why'd you fight about it," you pressed on, a brow raising as if to tell him you simply didn't believe him.

he shook his head, mouth openining and closing as matt thought of an excuse. he couldn't – or, moreover, he didn't want to lie to you. "jus' spewin' some bullshit about you, like, bein' overly difficult... said you rejected him an' shit earlier. i guess he was upset about it," he answered, realizing he may have overreacted a bit now that he was explaining it out loud.

"that's all?"

matt shot you a confused look, shrugging a bit. "yeah—i mean, i also saw him tryin' t'grab on you earlier, so..." even that that wasn't really all, truthfully. it was the way the guy was so persistent, eager to start some sort of smear campaign against you between all of his friends. his lack of regard for matt as he badmouthed you, knowing what matt was to you. what you meant to matt.

you were quick to push past him, another annoyed grunt as you shoulder checked him. "just let him talk next time," you mumbled through gritted teeth, "that's not your battle."

matt turned and watched you walk away, in utter disbelief that this was how he was getting treated for standing up for you. of course it was his battle. who else was going to fight it? you? absolutely not. that guy got what was coming to him, saying whatever so carelessly.

"stay if you want," you called back, head turning to look at him, "m'gonna stop by your house to pick up mazzy from chris and nick."

w/c : 971 taglist : @mattsturnswife, @br1annax, @x0x0bunny, @m4ttsmunch, @mattsnumberonehoe, @k4yd1, @sturnobsessedwh0re, @sturnstar169, @bxtchboy69, @strnilolover, @little-miss-shay, @sweetobservationface requested by anon.

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: HBO show

King: guys, did you hear that there's a new harry potter series on HBO? Barker: steve i could not care less because i am not a child Barker: i'm an adult and when i want to watch a show about child wizards going to school Barker: i watch a show about child wizards going to school that's for adults King: King: King: ok uh well anyway

King: guys i'm really conflicted about this new harry potter series King: i heard that JK Rowling was using the money to buy a giant meat grinder to turn trans people into sausage Barker: i don't think she's doing that, steve King: oh, no? so you're saying it's actually 100% okay to support this new harry potter series? Barker: i didn't say- King: Phew! let me tell you, THAT is a relief!

King: this was a real dilemma! one the one hand, JK Rowling uses her money to fund transphobia King: but on the other, i still have this super cool Gryffindor scarf King: i mean, it's got the right colors and everything King: it would be such a waste not to wear it…

Barker: steve, i think you should really think about what kind of message that sends King: oh right right yeah King: you're right of course King: well, i off to maine Barker: steve Barker: the scarf is still around your neck

King: huh? what? oh King: isn't that odd King: [fingering scarf] yet… after all… why not King: why shouldn't I keep it?!

Barker: i think you should leave the scarf behind King: bah! what business is it of yours what i do with my own things?! Barker: there's no need to get angry King: YOU WANT IT FOR YOURSELF!! Barker: STEPHEN H. KING Barker: DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: it'ssss me jk rowling Rowling: writer of the beloved manifesssto Harry Potter and the final ssolution

Barker: oh you're back? don't you have some tweeting to do? Rowling: no, twitter's not really fun anymore Rowling: there jusst aren't a lot of trans people to yell at there anymore Barker: aw that's a real shame Rowling: i mean Rowling: i tried yelling at sspooniess and fat people Rowling: but it'ss jusst not the sssame

Rowling: i'm proud to sssay that i'm going to be intimately involved in the new harry potter ssseriesss Rowling: HBO thinksss I've got a lot to contribute Rowling: now that fassscisssm is cool again, assssociation with the Rowling name is a pluss!

Rowling: ha ha ha! you thought it was all over for ol' JK Rowling! Rowling: little did you know that all i had to do was wait for the complete collapse of the liberal democratic consensus and the return of violent populism and then my particularly british brand of stochastic terrorism would be back in vogue!

Rowling: joke'ssss on you! ha ha ha! Poe: yeah i guess it is Poe: Poe: boy it feels bad Rowling: ha ha ha!!! lick it up, bitch!! LICK! IT! UP!

Rowling: i hope you're posting this on bluesky! i really want to see what the no-avi accounts with names like "politically homeless twitter refugee" and "Sebastian gorka daddy complex" have to say! Rowling: and don't even think of blocking them without engaging! Poe: why not? Rowling: cuz Rowling: Rowling: cuz it's not fair, okay?!?!?

Rowling: you can bet that i'll be keeping a close eye on things over at HBO Rowling: especially on these child actorss Rowling: in case they do a gender nonconformity Rowling: we're building campsss right now to deal with the problem Poe: King: Lovecraft: Koontz: Barker: Barker: jesus christ this is getting dark

[howlsofbloodhounds]

Killer also gives me the vibe of that "you're my friend now, we're having soft tacos later!" meme, but it's moreso him picking up random rats with his bare hands and holding them just to hold them cause he's bored.

He doesn't even have to chase them, they're just so used to his tomfoolery they accept the free transport.

I know Killer is many things, but I don't think an animal abuser is one of them. He vibes better with animals, mainly cats, than 99.9% of people.

I may or may not be protecting on him as well because boredom is a borderline painful thing for me some days so even if I don't want another pet I'm still gonna stare into the souls of whatever animal looks the funniest to me at any given time.

On everybody’s souls: Killer Sans is NOT an animal abuser and I will fight everyone and they mama all to death on the Blood Moon to defend him on this. If ya’ll (whoever yall is) want an ACTUAL animal abuser, look at Nightmare Sans. Ya know, the guy Killer has to protect the cats from because Nightmare causally beats them when he’s angry (and when askers ask for it.)

Killer Sans is the dude vibing and chilling with the rats when Nightmare throws him in a cell for disobedience or something. He gets so mind numbingly bored he snatches them up and starts calmly petting their little heads and stares in their little eyes and feeds them little bits of food he managed to sneak in with him and carries them around with him. He lets them chill and sleep in his jacket pockets during the winter.

Bitch would sleep surrounded by happy, fat, warm little rats because he feeds them and provides warmth and attention when he’s bored and he thinks it’s so silly and amusing watching them run around and play with eachother and he likes trying to figure them out.

He has staring contests with the rats probably.

[ftmslvtt]

(fem terms for a trans guy, breeding, public sex almost like some mf ritual, squirting, no misgen)

Had an idea last night...

We fuck in front of a bunch of people, and they just start chanting:

"Fill his pussy, cum in him, breed him, fill his pussy, cum in him, breed him, fill his pussy, cum in him, breed him".

Their words progressively get more intense, in sync with our frantic movements.

Your cock feels so good around me, I don't think I was ever this wet in my entire life.

"Fill his pussy, cum in him, breed him, fill his pussy, cum in him, breed him, fill his pussy, cum in him, breed him".

Their repeated words make a mush out of my brain, I want to be bred, I want to be filled, I want cum in my pussy so so bad.

Your pounding gets more and more intense and I can't help but move my hips back against you, needing your cum.

And then your tip is brushing my cervix and it's all so so much, my walls throb around you, and I'm just gushing on your cock. And god I want to feel your cum so so deep inside of me.

I already feel so spent but you aren't done yet, not untill you fill me to the brim.

"Fill his pussy, cum in him, breed him, fill his pussy, cum in him, breed him, fill his pussy, cum in him, breed him".

My mind gets even more fuzzy, all I can think of is your cock stretching out my puffy cunt, I get too tired to even rub my fat clit. And the people around us never stop chanting...

"Fill his pussy, cum in him, breed him, fill his pussy, cum in him, breed him, fill his pussy, cum in him, breed him".

I can feel you're close, and I can hear my own voice begging: "Pleasepleasepleaseplease fill my pussy up pleaseeee" all whiny and pathetic.

You finish, pelvis to pussy, emptying your load in my fertile cunt. My legs shake and I cum hard again, my pussy spasms like crazy and I can hear you moan at the sensation. It squeezes your cock just right and you feel like cumming again.

Everyone around us cheers as you pull out and cum starts to dribble from my spent cunt. There is so so much...

I let out an overstimulated whimper as you push your seed into my pussy again, this time with your fingers. You start to play with my clit, smearing your cum and my wetness all around my folds.

I want to say something, tell you to stop, that I'm too sensitive right now, but nothing substantial comes out, just cute little whines.

You toy with my tiny cock, rubbing it in circles, pushing down on it with just the perfect pressure that makes my body melt. You know me so well...

I must look so fucked out right now, mouth hanging open with my tongue out like a total slut, my eyes unfocused, ass high up so everyone can ogle my wet little pussy.

The crowd starts to chant again, this time:

"Make him squirt, make him squirt, make him squirt".

So as on command, you put your fingers in me again, this time with a goal in mind. Your other hand never stops rubbing.

Even through the voices, I can hear my pretty little cunt making squelching noises around your digits.

I'm too drunk on pleasure to be shy, I let out totally obscene moans as you hit my g-spot over and over and over again. The constant stimulation on my clit makes me absolutely lose it too.

My pussy flutters again and liquid comes out in quick spurts, drenching your fingers, my whole body shakes, but you don't let me get away, you just don't stop rubbing my fat clitty.

My brain was totally fucking empty, all I could think about was your cock, and your fingers, and your cum filling my womb.

Your movements slow down eventually, finally halting to a stop, but to finish me off you lightly slap my sloppy pussy a couple of times, watching it twitch.

My legs completely give out on me when you let go of me. I lay there, panting hard, cum still dripping from my thoroughly bred hole. I can faintly hear that people begin to clap.

...

I thought it was over, but your cock got hard again because of the little show my pussy made.

You lift my hips lightly, I squirm in your hold, and I tell you so quietly that I can't take any more but I guess my voice was muffled by the crowd that started to whistle and cheer again.

Your cock slides in so easily into the inviting heat of my swollen, dripping pussy.

I whine and say, this time louder, "P-please i can't~~~"

You bury your cock to the hilt and caress over my waist. Your hips slowly start to move and your voice breaks as you mumble out, "I'm so so sorry, I just can't resist... Your pussy is just so perfect, you're so perfect and so so good for me, and you're such a cute boy with a pretty little pussy... I'm so so sorry I just need you so bad..."

F u c k

[blossomthepinkbunny]

So the latest episode of Helluva Boss was really...not good.

It had some fine aspects. I didn't mind the song as much (at least from how it sounds, it's fine) the plot is interesting on paper, meeting Satan was kinda cool (though I'll get to how I actually feel about him later), Andrealphus was animated really energetically, it gave some room to have Stolas own up to his shit, the moments of care between Blitzø and Loona were kinda sweet.

But overall, it was just incredibly undercooked. I wanna start with the apparent fatphobia which was probably more prevalent in this episode than ever. We see Mammon literally stuff his face with food as all the skinny (sympathetic) sins watch with disgusted faces.

Even the sin of gluttony looks disturbed, because drinking, partying and eating excessively is apparently only cool when you're not fat (even though she has no reason to care). Also, it's truly incredible, how one of the few characters that is explicitly named as not wanting to be fucked by anyone is also the only prevalent fat character there is in HB. And the question is also, why that was apparently the only thing Bee had to rub in Mammon's face, when he was confirmed to be Asexual and has never seemed to care about that stuff. It sometimes seems like the only Insults Viv's characters can come up with are: "You're just mad I'm hotter than you" or "You're just mad, people don't want to fuck you". Really hurtful guys, really savage.

Moving on to Satan, he was hugely awaited and his debut just kinda eh. He has to share his debut episode with all of the other sins (which also includes the two sins we were anticipating too) as well as the awaited character of Vasago, another appearance of Striker, more development for Andrealphus, a huge turn for the Stolitz relationship and big emotional moments, which really overshadowed him, to the point he barely left an impact (at least to me).

When we look at the Asmodeus, Beelzebub and Mammon debut, while there were definitely other important moments that didn't necessarily revolve around the sin (esp for Asmodeus), there was still the feeling of some grand reveal. That just wasn't there for Satan. And since Leviathan and Behemoth were also just dropped in this episode pretty unceremoniously, I don't have high hopes for their official debut.

Satan didn't even get a Musical number or something to show his business and how he embodies the sin of wrath. Asmodeus had a song to explain his Sex club and the episode took place there, Beelzebub had a song as well and the whole episode showed the parties she was throwing and while Mammon didn't get a song, the episode in general centred completely around his business and competition. Satan was just kinda there. He is a judge apparently for whatever reason, how that relates to his wrath, I have no idea. Unless you want to say that he uses the trials to take his anger out on the subjects by punishing them, but he also has an anger management coach...why? Just to have a new ship between boss and employee to push? (Which would be the more cynical reading as opposed to something Viv didn't really think through or care to explain enough).

So Satan wasn't that good and neither was the revelation that HB has no serious main antagonist. This show can't have smart villains, it seems like it's just allergic to that. Fizzarolli and Asmodeus are good guys now, Verosika is not a serious antagonist/villain, Barbie has done nothing that would warrant her becoming a new main antagonist, the Agents of D.H.O.R.K are literally named after being unserious and stupid and they and the CHERUBs have not been shown to be intimidating or anything. And Crimson doesn't feel as important, since he has no real personal gripes with Blitzø or Stolas (who are pretty much the main characters now).

Striker is so stupid now that he can't even remember two lines of dialogue and who is mostly just a henchman for other, bigger villains. Stella has been consistently portrayed as stupid, not even remembering to mention probably the most important fact that could help her and her brother win their case.

Then there's Andrealphus, who was probably supposed to come across as the true mastermind (get it?), but he is also not really smart at all. What was his plan with the trial? Why wouldn't he involve Stolas in the trial if the whole point was, that he finally has something that he can use against him? Andrealphus was happy about the illegal stuff Stolas has been doing because he can actually report him to the authorities now and can take his part. So it makes no sense that he would make Blitzø seem guilty in the trial, cause that would just end in Stolas being seen as innocent. If the trial had worked out the way Andrealphus had planned, then Blitzø would have been executed and everyone would assume that Stolas is a victim. Wouldn't that go against everything Andrealphus wants? It would have been smarter for Stella and him to gather genuine proof of the illegal activities Stolas was assisting with and then they could tell the truth in the trial, which would lead to Stolas being found out and Andrealphus being able to get a deal as compensation.

The fact that Stolas showed up saved their whole plan, but it couldn't have been planned like this because Stolas showing up only happened because A: Stolas was conveniently watching TV and saw the trial happen; and because B: Stolas actually decided to show up at all. Two things that Andrealphus could have never predicted precisely, as to put them into his plan.

So Andrealphus' unfinished plan that doesn't make sense leads us well into discussing Stolas, which seems almost unavoidable when talking about any new HB episode. First off, the scene between Stella and Octavia was probably put there to portray Stella as a bad mother, but it didn't really succeed. The show needs to understand that there's a difference between being a bad partner and a bad parent. It isn't uncommon for people to be totally nice to their partner or child, friends or coworkers and be absolutely nasty to someone else in their life. Unless they show Stella being actively neglectful or abusive towards Octavia (as they have with Stolas), there's no reason to assume she's a bad parent. Especially since Stolas still allows Octavia to visit her, which you'd assume he wouldn't do if he was the good parent and she was super abusive or didn't care about her daughter at all. Also, Stolas is just fine with dying in this episode to save the Imp who still realistically doesn't owe him affection after his sacrifice. And all of this without even thinking about how Octavia would be left in Stella's complete custody, which would surely not be the responsible thing to do, if she was truly as abusive to Octavia as the fandom tries to portray her.

And in the end Stolas is finally the powerless, helpless victim that he's been pushed as. How nice. He confessed to some of the stuff he put on Blitzø, but it's done in a way, where it's now expected of Blitzø to immediately forgive him and take care of him. He can't have time to heal and make the decision to help Stolas, Stolas needs him now! Can't he go to some of the people that would be much more equipped to take care of him? Why not Asmodeus and Fizz? They don't seem to have a problem with him and they even have connections to Blitzø, so the two could still keep in touch while sorting out some stuff on their own. Why not some of the goeita that seemed to feel good towards him? Vasago could take him in and we could have him involved in the plot like that.

But nooo, Blitzi has to help him, he's his soulmate and just has to forgive him now! Stolas told the truth so now everything is fineee!! I can't be the only one who notices that Blitzø always has to deal with the stuff he causes in brutal ways, like being hated by his best friend for a long time, losing contact to his sister, having a whole party of people who lavish in their hatred for him, getting constant reminders of everything he does wrong and how much of a broken person he is.

And then Stolas has to face his consequences for once (in a way that isn't even as brutal as it could've been) and now he immediately has to be cuddled and coddled and everything has to be forgiven. I don't think the constant demeaning of Blitzø and the coercion will be brought to focus. Because everything is fine now and anyone who complains is just kicking someone while they're down I guess. Stolas even gets a goodnight kiss. A great way to forget about how Blitzø was nearly almost actually killed and can't continue his business in the same way now. And it's not as if Stolas bathed and tucked him in after that happened. How nice.

[boy-gender]

Intersex trans man chiming in to agree with untossablefossil. I was assigned female at birth because I had/have outwardly "female" appearing genitalia- a vagina. But I have weird hormones where neither testosterone or estrogen are winning out. And, while I had the appearance of boobs because I'm fat, I had less actual breast tissue than normal, and my milk ducts were atrophied when my top surgery was done. They were never going to work. And my period is so wonky that while I have one, I'm still very likely infertile. I have 'masculine' facial hair and carry weight in 'male' areas.

So when you're talking about someone like me- and we are way more common than you think- what do female and male mean anymore? Afab and amab mean nothing- that was a one time incident in infanthood that is not at all accurate to my post-puberty experience as an adult. Am I female if my outside genitalia appears as a vagina and breasts, but the inside doesn't work or is missing parts? Am I male if my body is testosterone dominant, yet I still have a menstrual cycle? And don't even get me started on my chromosomes, in which some of my cells aren't XX or XY. They're just an X.

"Biological sex" is as much of a grab bag as gender is. While we may have an understanding of what typical male and female mean, there are certainly people who don't have all those traits, who appear to have those traits but actually internally don't, who have those traits but they dont function, who have mixed traits. This is why precise anatomical language is more useful.

Anatomical words are not dirty words. Say uterus. Say vagina. Say testicles. Say milk ducts. Say penis. Say foreskin. Say ability to get pregnant, or ability to sire a child. Say infertile. Say intersex. This language exists for a reason. It's not something to be ashamed to bring up in polite company, or in front of children. Stop using shorthand. Stop using euphemisms. Medical and legal language about bodies needs to be precise, so we should be precise when discussing it. Practice using it online and then take it into real spaces too. If it makes you uncomfortable, practice until you get over it.

The terms afab and amab are very much about the social construct aspect of gender, as in, they refer specifically to the letter on your birth certificate that was assigned to you, not any trait you innately possess. Yet I routinely hear people using these terms as a euphemism for biological aspects of sex, because I guess they think it sounds more progressive or something.

"afab tweens get very emotional at this age due to hormones," "archeologists think this skeleton belonged to an amab individual due to hip measurements," stuff like that. I keep waiting for someone refer to a wild animal as afab or amab.

"afab" is not synonymous with "has a uterus" or "has two X chromosomes," intersex people with XY chromosomes can have an F on their birth certificate.

If you're talking about something biological it's fine to just say "male" or "female" in contexts where that makes more sense.

[sasaleleblemp]

Hey, I just fucking love him, and I don't really like what's going on in this fucking series.

Most designs make me sick and it's just a question of whether it's possible to make it worse? And sometimes it seems that they set themselves a goal to "make things worse".

I also hate the shit with character orientations. I rarely meet sexual characters in the media, and I think Mammon is not something that can be attributed to asexuality, because in fact he is being exposed as basically just dumb and not asexual "He thinks about sex like a 13-year-old boy, and that when it comes to it, he's disgusted." I don't remember where I read it., In general, asexuality is not about "aversion to sex."

But because of this, in fact, I can also not hope for Leviathan+Mammon, well, firstly because it's hetero, and here hetero ships are either shit or abusive shit, secondly because the second head of Leviathan is disgusted with Mammon, and thirdly in this animated series the relationship is essentially tied to sex, seriously, show me a couple who would not have hints of sex and/or an active sexual life and at the same time that they love each other, I have a thought about Bee and her wolf boyfriend, I don't remember his name, but you do understand that they are probably fucking? Bee's life is essentially a party, and this shit can't do without intercourse

And that's why I basically hate her, okay, right? My main problem is that I hate the parties that Bee throws But this is not the main thing I hate her because she doesn't represent her sin, just like Asmodeus

It is very nice that the SIN OF GLUTTONY is disgusted by the fact that someone IS INCLINED TO THE SIN OF GLUTTONY.. Or is the whole problem that Mammon is not a cute skinny twink? I understand that the way he eats is disgusting, but she is not just an IMP, but someone who should encourage it. Does she even ask people to eat neatly in all manners at her parties? No fucking way, she throws some fucking parties where everyone gets drunk and overeats. It also applies to her design. Because in fact, those who the viewer should like are thin (hello, all the positive characters are Hazbin), and those who should not like them are fat (hello, Adam)

I'm disgusted by all this because, in fact, the series where there is progressivity shows fatphobia (and sexism in fact, but it's worth talking about it differently and suddenly posts) If you're fat, then you're disgusting and stupid, although Mammon was quite able to show himself as NOT STUPID earlier, and if it weren't for the series with his first appearance, then I would hardly have loved him at all if it were his only appearance

I have nothing to say about the series itself, and it is so clear that it is a cringe and a complete idiocy. But since no one said that, WHY WAS IT NECESSARY TO INSERT IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING SERIOUS THAT STOLAC WAS STICKING HIS ASS IN BLITZO'S FACE???? WHY???? OR IS IT STILL TRUE ABOUT DUMB FUCKING AMERICAN HUMOR????

[jellyfemmedyke]

I love my mom by why does she have to remind me I'm "female" every time we talk 🙄

[quiet-admirer]

And when they say they want their feedee to still be mobile... I always think, your partner can lose mobility or develop health issues at any time regardless of whether you're in a feedist or weight gain kink relationship. Being or becoming disabled and having health issues are inevitable parts of life for every single person. Even completely aside from feedism, if you want a long-term partner, start getting used to that idea.

And if 'I'd love my feedee/gainer to keep growing as long as they don't develop any health issues, and I'd want them to still have their mobility' are the kinds of things you think about when considering the type of relationships you want in the future, then it's time to learn more about these illnesses you associate with fat and weight gain from a lens of medical fatphobia - before you pursue a relationship with a fat partner.

Being in a relationship with someone with health or mobility issues, even the ones that have been fearmongered like diabetes, isn't some horrible or tragic experience. It's pretty quotidian most of the time believe it or not: disabled people are full human beings and they can live full lives and they just live with and manage their conditions on a day-to-day basis. And part of being a full human is that fat people with health conditions and disabilities are allowed to be feedees and gainers.

It really gets me down when I see feeder post something saying they want 300lbs, 400lbs, 500lbs or more feedee but they can't have a health problem. When was it ok to be fine with this attitude? Being "healthy" doesn't make you any less of human. How do you even know that health problem you can't deal with is from being fat? Why is the feedee always pushed as 2nd in the dynamic. I can't turn off my fat when I feel like it.

I'm sick of it.

[bixels]

This Twitter MLP human redesign drama is a mess, leave me the fuck out of it.

[sergle]

man, you know, nobody asked me, but I have such conflicting opinions on some of the fat falin art, where on one hand: it's always nice to see A Fat Body in fanart anywhere + it's being done in positive ways, for funsies and on the other hand, there is something so familiar about how you are automatically The Fat One if you are a woman simply standing next to a more petite woman, bc I've had a 0% hitrate in seeing people change Marcille's body type and keep Falin's, or change both of them. it's just Falin

[uncanny-tranny]

Quick tip: If a trans passing guide is focused on thinness, whiteness, or getting rid of anything about yourself that is "too clockable" (regardless of if that thing about yourself makes you happy), maybe it isn't worth fretting about, since it is clearly coming from a homogenized idea of what passing looks like

[utilitycaster]

I really do dunk on villain stans a lot but the thing is like. I genuinely do not care on any sort of moral level if you love a villain, or villains generally. They are pretend. The murder and the war crimes aren't real. Do whatever.

The issue is that like, this is a person the narrative is telling you to root against, and that it's okay because they are pretend. That doesn't mean they can't have sympathetic qualities but it does mean that as a rule the story is telling you "hey, here are the heroes who oppose this person, cheer for them" and also "you should boo and hiss when this motherfucker comes on stage" and a lot of people who like villains will look at everyone else and go "why the FUCK are you booing and hissing don't you see they have TRAUMA" instead of acknowledging the big "TIME TO BOO AND HISS" signs being thrown out by the story and saying "bring it on."

And I suppose you can argue that this is an overly simplistic way of looking at it, but if we're dealing with a story with at least some reasonably clearly delineated heroes and villains you're not intelligent for trying to pretend it's more complicated than it is. I'm not talking about the gray areas of antagonist who could be persuaded otherwise, nor antihero but straight up "this is the bad guy, we all but have arrows pointing at them saying it". Like, really, a lot of people who stan villains don't seem to do it for the love of the game, which I would respect, but because of a sour grapes situation with the heroes, or because they're in their edgy "subversion automatically means you're the smarter one" phase.

Anyway my point is I don't care if you woobify a villain for any sort of moral reasons but I do think that if you do so, you're a coward and not terribly good at understanding stories. I also don't care from any sort of moral standpoint if you enthusiastically cheer on the villain, but if you act confused or mad that most people aren't with you on that, I think you're an idiot and not terribly good at understanding stories.

[thefloatingstone]

The older I get and the more terrible takes I see the more in favour I become of gatekeeping

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

I wish more people understood that bodyshaming is wrong even when it's against someone you don't like.

EVEN WHEN IT'S SOMEONE OBJECTIVELY SHITTY.

Every single one of my friends is left-leaning and tries to educate themselves and just generally not be bigoted pieces of shit. But every single one of them will still resort to "fat" and "ugly" as go-to insults as soon as it's someone we all agree sucks. As if they were all waiting and holding back because The Fat Friend is here but now that we all agree [insert person of discussion here] is a bad person then it must be fine right? We're not hurting GOOD people's feelings.

Those celebrities you talk shit about will never see it. Trump won't know or care that you called him a fat orange fuck on twitter. Lizzo won't care that you only started insulting her weight once it was revealed that she abused her backup dancers. But we will. And then you'll be another person that we have to accept doesn't actually love us because of who we are but in spite of it. We'll know that you still associate attractiveness and thinness with goodness so you won't love us as much as you could as long as we don't fit those ideals. That as soon as we fuck up and upset you in some way, it's gonna be thrown in our faces because it's always lingering just under the surface when you look at us. That you're only ignoring respecting who we are as long as we 'behave'.

And you won't even know the damage you've done with your off-handed comment. Every single fat person I know has vivid memories of someone we care about saying fatphobic shit about someone else and realizing that said person's entire worldview is colored by their hatred of fat people. For y'all it's just Tuesday.