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Petition to have the characters of WWDITS host the next golden globes. Not the actors, the CHARACTERS.
Anyways one like/rb = 1 signature
#It's a very real petition#But can you imagine the vamps and Guillermo hosting?#Guest moments from the rest of the cast in character#It would be so hilarious#wwdits#Golden globes#What we do in the shadows#The whole time Colin is trying to get his mic to work
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idk what we’re all calling the concept of fiddlestan working together but i’m calling my version the portal partners AU 🙏🏼
#gave it a name bc i was kinda tired of calling it the Fidds and Stan Work Together on the Portal AU#it’s called portal partners bc they’re partners in fixing the portal partners in running the shack AND partners in life#ik i’m not the only one to think of an au where they start working together after ford goes missing#but i don’t see a lot of people really showing the older version of them ? i don’t think ?#like i’ve seen canon older fiddlestan but not older fiddlestan after working together for 30 years ? idk#also figured fidds would look different in a world where he doesn’t lose his mind in his 30s#🤷🏻♂️#gay old men#yay#stan looks and acts the same btw he just happens to also have a very longterm bf to be gay with#gravity falls took place before gay marriage was legal (jesus christ that’s crazy to think about) so that’s why i say very longterm bf#(this means ford would be back in time to attend their wedding tho so. best man ford real. fidd & ford may be sort-of-exes but it’s fine)#gravity falls#gravity falls au#fiddlestan#also… petition to start calling fiddlestan fiddley#bc fiddle(ford) + (stan)ley …. fiddley… u see the vision????#fiddley#🙂↕️🙏🏼#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls fanart#idk man i’m gonna tag the au too ig#portal partners au#gravity falls portal partners au#???#my art#(i guess? used a fidds base then redrew it with my changes so idk)#rystiart#sorry if someone’s done smthn similar bc i feel like this idea of them working together is pretty popular maybe 😭
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Please infodump about the JayTimSteph Grotesquerie AU WIP if possible.
OF COURSE i've been thinking about it since i saw the trailer and now it's a little brainworm. (disclaimer i've not watched the first two episodes yet, this is like. solely on the vibes of the trailer. some details might change once i. watch the show depending on if i follow it or just go with the vibes the trailer gave me. which also means there will be no spoilers for the show if you care about that.)
the current idea involves Detective!Tim, Nun!Steph, and Priest!Jason. the vague idea for the plot so far is that a serial killer leaves a *very* artful display of a crime scene inside of the church that Jason and Steph operate out of. Tim is assigned as the leading detective on the case and ends up in a relationship with the both of them as he spirals in madness trying to catch the killer.
for Steph, i want to explore the idea of her father, Cluemaster, being a *very* prolific and artful serial killer who's whole gimmick was sending clues to the police until he was caught when Steph was still a child, and her and her mother were forced to go into witness protection for their own safety, which led her down the path of becoming a nun. it was a defining childhood moment for her to walk in on one of her father's crimes, so when she's the one who finds the crime scene in the church, it *immediately* sends her back to her childhood and she's caught between PTSD-fueled horror and a sick, enticing fascination. she wanted to become a journalist before going into WITSEC but that career was basically all but ruined for her. now she runs the small newspaper for the church and is desperate to write on the first "real" story she's ever had, dragging her into an intense obsession over the crime and trying to prove she can solve it.
for Jason, i want to deal with his history as Bruce. the current idea is that Bruce is Tim's police chief who adopted Jason and Dick from a young-ish age and raised them to be detectives, taking them to crime scenes as teenagers and teaching them the ins and outs of how criminals think. it leads to Dick becoming a detective, but when taking them to crime scenes led to Jason being kidnapped and brutally tortured by "Jack Napier", almost dying. Dick kills Napier to save Jason and it fractures their little family so badly that Dick switches departments to another city and Jason runs away at 17, eventually happening upon joining the clergy. he's the new, young priest in the church who's known for being very pretty but very emotionally distant even if he's nice enough. and he's *pissed* that Bruce is in his church investigating a murder and that no matter where Jason goes, he can't seem to get away from the horrors.
and for Tim, he's the young new detective in his department who is *entirely* unaware that he's been taken under Bruce's wing bc Bruce is treating him as a surrogate replacement for Dick and Jason. haven't fully decided his backstory yet, but it'll likely be similar to canon with losing his mother and father. i kind of want him to be lost and lacking a sense of direction. very gifted in noticing patterns and detective work, but it's clear he doesn't *really* want this job. and when he's assigned as the lead on a case that feels *way* too big for his experience bc Bruce is showing clear favoritism, he's forced to go to Steph for help, which leads to Jason ending up wrapped up with them too.
despite how heavy the plot *sounds*, i honestly want this fic to be like. 40% porn. like the show i want to explore a lot of fucked up sexual interests in Jason who's punishing himself for it, Steph being too interested in things for her own good and desperate for a taste of what "real life" feels like, and Tim just being incredibly repressed. like i want the line between horror and erotic to feel like a jumprope. lots of fucked up sex balanced with like. them actually trying to catch the killer. and then of course the emotional aspect of how Jason's baggage with Bruce works into all of it. also want Tim to have a mild hero worship for "the great Detective Dick Grayson" while being clueless that he's Bruce's son and Jason's brother. i sort of want it to be Steph-centric, but still have POVs from Tim and Jason just to round out their emotional arcs. i haven't fully decided everyone else who'll be in the fic but i know i want Cass to be a fellow nun and friend of Steph's, Babs to also work at the church, Helena to be Tim's favorite coworker, and possibly for Damian to be around somehow. those roles will probably get more fleshed out when i. watch the damn show tho.
anyway TLDR: religious imagery, body horror, kinky sex, and a mystery that might break everyone psychologically once they get to the bottom of it. i have some very specific scenes and dialogue planned out. probably cannibalism as a metaphor for love thrown in there too. idk i just want these three to be as fucked up as possible and unhinged about each other but fighting their repressed side with their unhinged feral side. and since it doesn't exist by god I'll create it.
#necrotic answerings#necrotic works in progress#jaytimsteph grotesquerie au#<- temp tag until this fic gets a real name#jaytimsteph#when i shared this idea with my partner they were like. this should just be an original book#and yeah they're right but given it's derrivative of a show i don't think it *can* be. ergo. fanfic.#and i'm *already* writing one fucked up romance book with serial killers and a nun okay i've hit my quota.#but tysm for asking about this anon i was so excited to talk about it.#also! one scene idea i have in my head involves the three of them getting attacked#and jason killing the attacker with tim's firearm. which tim basically snatches from him and takes the blame for the kill#and even tho he's in the clear legally bruce sitll forces him to do a psyche eval that he hates.#and meanwhile jason asks tim to “punish him” not bc he killed the guy but bc he *enjoyed* it.#very fun scene for like. the descent into madness of the three of them getting more and more unhinged trying to solve this case.#like how far are they willing to go type shit#also i have a *lot* of sex scenes planned.#don't ask me who the killer is i haven't decided yet#i'm leaning on it being someone connected to tim tho#just to flesh out his backstory more. so we'll see#anyway i'mso happy to ramble about this fic idea to anyone who wants to ask more about it bc it'll help me develop it more#i've got the basics down but i'm an outline girlie at heart so i need evertrhing planned out for it to work yk.#this is my petition to make more ppl care about jaytimsteph. they're so cool i swear.
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Petition to turn this GIF into the next reaction template.
#not a gi.joe fan but#cobra commander#is very cool#this should be a thing#gijoe#gi joe a real american hero#destro#gif#petition
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I have so many thoughts about turbo as a parent and Foolish's amazing parenting skills and how Leo would've become sunny if Vegetta logged on more and how Vegetta would give Leo mines and bombs to one up sunny but at the same time have no patience for their little rivalry while also being all jealous about how tubbo has so much and gives sunny so many things as soon as she asks.
#lets be real#q! Vegetta hates having to interact with people#a little adventure? just the two of them?#an absolute gem!! i g#would kill for that!#not to take leo from foolish. she can go back to spawn by teleporting#but at this point i see fewer and fewer options for Vegetta to actually log back on#life hates us fooligetta enjoyers#This is my official petition for Vegetta and Leo Go On A Very Very Long Adventure.#qsmp#qsmp leonarda
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Big Bazonkas 621 is what wemre headcanoning every 621 as from now on. especially the men, good job boss
with great power truly comes great responsibilities (fighting in the trenches every day for cute short twinky 621 and tall huge bazonkas discord mommy 621)
(the fact that this happened because i were too stressed out after having to draw Rusty and Iguazu's crazy mech bulges is just a cherry on top)
#none of these words are in the bible#actually among japanese fans big boobie 621 is very popular ive witnessed the shift from dog and burn victim to sexy anime girl 621#in real time#but most of them are like short petite kind#which btw i also like actually#but MY NB GODDESS 621 WILL TOWER OVER EVERYONE#Freud is thanking me as we speak#stinkysweatymothgirl#ask#reply
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Shadows of Fear: The Lesser of Two (1.7, Thames, 1971)
"You don't understand, do you, you never did. People round here -"
"People! People are stupid."
"No, they're not, they're ordinary, they're just simple people."
#shadows of fear#the lesser of two#1971#single play#horror tv#classic tv#kim mills#john kershaw#godfrey quigley#margery mason#geoffrey hughes#elizabeth burger#dorothea phillips#john rolfe#thames#a return to form for the series with an impressively cerebral treatment of a minor plot. Quigley‚ it is revealed (very slowly) is a newly#released convicted killer (of a 'girl' we learn; no more detail is offered‚ allowing the mind to fill in all sorts of horrible details)#he returns to his home and his family but is entirely unwelcome. the local community unite to make it clear that he must leave. that's#about all there is to the story‚ but Kershaw's treatment is very mature‚ almost courageous. Quigley maintains his innocence but is believed#by nobody‚ except perhaps (perhaps) Mason as his uncertain wife. slowly tho‚ Kershaw makes clear that innocent or not‚ the real horror here#is the mindless prejudice of the community Quigley once belonged to. largely unseen (still a budget production remember) they form a#faceless mob‚ whose presence outside the home (and intrusion into it‚ through bricks thrown or petitions delivered) lends a thick feeling o#unease as the play wears on. the couple's son (a young Hughes) is resolutely with the mob‚ even going so far as to arrange a shady set up#which could mean death for his estranged father. it's important to note though that Quigley isn't entirely sympathetic‚ nor is his guilt#of the crime entirely in question; rather it's irrelevant to the particular situation being explored‚ and actually the play is all the#stronger for muddying those waters and keeping the viewers sympathies in flux. it's a challenging‚ fascinating piece of writing#and well met by a cast of seasoned and always very strong (but never hugely successful) actors#Mason and Quigley in particular carry the play in their unbearably tense reacquaintance in the early scenes
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terfs in the replies are writing off this horrific incident and even trying to defend this kind of outburst because “this wouldn’t have happened if trans women never tried to use women’s bathrooms!”
that’s not the point. the point is this is far from the first time this has happened, and it won’t be the last. the point is this kind of reaction isn’t just hurting trans women, but it’s making cis women who don’t fit your idea of traditional white western femininity feel unsafe.
you can’t write this off as ‘collateral damage’ when you’re hurting the very people you claim you’re trying to protect. i thought you cared about cis women? that’s why you’re doing all this right? to protect them? but how many times has this reaction actually kept someone safe from a predator pretending to be a woman? now compare that to the amount of times your rhetoric has hurt innocent and vulnerable women.
so who’s actually being hurt here? is it you, because someone who might be a trans woman wanted to pee? or is it other women, who just wanted to use a public restroom in peace but couldn’t because you harassed them? those women are now scared and insecure that they look too masculine to be treated with human decency. is it really worth it?
#transmisogyny /#fucking awful#this one is for the ‘we can always tell’ crowd#biologists fucking hate you lol#congratulations! in an attempt to shit on trans women you’ve brought back and enforced the very beauty standards you claim#to be fighting against!#while also revealing your ideals to be racist at their core because of your insistence that anyone who isn’t small petite dainty and skinny#(aka white western beauty standards)#can’t possibly be a real woman!#you sure owned those misogynists you claim fo hate so much!#..by becoming one and parroting what they say word for word
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the really beautiful landscape/skyscape animation in makoto shinkai's works tends to be the big thing i see focused on and that is understandable and deserved like the weather and lighting effects are unREAL but i do think we should also appreciate how absolute insane the plotlines of his original movies get. at least two movies with in universe catastrophes with major ecological implications. the guns and explosions. theres that one movie i havent seen yet with the guy who turns into a chair (?)
#just watched weathering with you. it was really good. REALLY good#i remember when it came out people were saying it was better than your name. but now it seems the general opinion switched?#your name changed my brain chemistry and outlook on life. i think weathering with you may do the same#so to me i think they're like on pare with eachother. i dont know if i can choose which is my fav now LOL#they are sisters to me..... sisters to me...... quick review below watch out for spoilers#i dont think i'll be too detailed but i do also just recommend watching it its a great movie#I DID like the soundtrack in your name a BIT better like the score had a few more hooks for me and i loved all the insert songs#while in wwy i liked the last three inserts but the first couple didnt really grab me. but its all radwimps so its all good LOL#the side characters in wwy were so good tho like i loved all the cast so much#of course i adored the main characters of your name and wwy both. but the side cast in wwy ruled i think i'll remember them for a long time#the taki jumpscare was also great. my boy was here. my boy was here. just for a minute#i also adored how unhinged the main character of wwy was. hodaka was like. a bit unwell? HJKDJHKFD i thought it was great#weird and quiet but desperately a bit violent in a way that i think was very relatable#i also loved the like. message? sorry that sounds sappy but i liked that like the story was kind of like#coming to hina who is working so hard and forced by herself and circumstance to grow up so early and sacrifice so much#and grabbing her by the shoulders and telling her YOU CAN LIVE!!! YOU CAN HAVE FUN!!! ITS OKAY!!!!!!#i think it was so sweet and such a strong sentiment. wonderful movie. also there was guns and i was so scared#i think that might actually by why i love how high stakes the plots get in these movies like the character design and personalities are so#real and down to earth so when you go to the beautiful planetary skyscapes and also the exploding vehicals you get like so in awe or scared#it does also make me laugh tho now thinking about the your name nendos. you can just barely make nendos of them. you cannot make a nendo of#hodaka. hina maybe. but not hodaka. he is. some guy. the most some guy. visually at least. mentally hes got. something happening <3#loved him so much. hes normal. hes normal. oh they did make some popup parades thats cute#altho it is a bit funny looking. that is just like two normal teenagers JHKLDSHKFDLSafdjksd#anyway next up i'll probably watch the chair movie. ive heard a couple songs from it and they were pretty good so im excited#it also makes me realize i need to watch more of his back catalogue other than 5cm.... he has way more movies than i remembered#i hope someday he gets to make the yuri movie he wanted to. it would be unreal. huge beautiful skys. ecological disasters. girls kissing#oh i hope he gets to do it one day..... one day.....#EDIT: WAIT THEY DID MAKE A NENDO OF HODAKA AND HINA.... LIKE FULL NENDOS NOT EVEN PETITE.....#HODAKA REALLY DOES JUST LOOK LIKE SOME DUDE.... AWESOME
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silly lil' thought dump cause i'm still here, wanna reply to messages + asks but movin' just takes FOREVER and massive amounts of energy my disabled ass definitely did not have but used anyway:
i'm challenging myself to make a digital wardrobe + tryna use more pieces in my closet so today i dressed like some bougie ballerina with the forest green leo + wide-leg leggings and vintage gold jewelry. get this, the jewelry pieces are all multigenerational family heirlooms cause i inherited SO MANY in the move + i want to make a habit of wearing jewelry more often. i feel a weird sense of satisfaction reclaiming these little pieces of history from people who, to put it simply, i most likely would not fuck with if they were alive today. especially considering i don't fuck with several folks who are alive + related to my husband as is. seeing these bits of my husband's family history discarded with such little care has been so odd. back to my outfit, the main star of the show. i put this dragonfly pin and a locket pin on my leggings to accentuate my hips ( 〃..) and i'm honorin' my southern belle roots bc i'm wearing this pretty little cross ring, a pearl ring, and a bracelet that looks like a tiny gold belt with a buckle as the clasp. i look so good. the outfit is so cute. and oh my lord am i getting dance studio flashbacks. the drill team practices. the pom poms. the heat and the mosquitos on the football fields. bless my heart. i don't know how or why i ever did it. my arm feels itchy.
#dang mosquitos have been eating my ass UP this summer#i discovered i'm allergic to em so livin' in swamp land has been real itchy it might not just be psychosomatic#oh oh OH i'm doing this thing where i try and go a year without buying new clothes and maybe more :3#if i need anything that bad i got a sewing machine i wanna learn to use anyway trial and error baby#and and and i can mend things i adore or take things in so they fit my petite ass JUST right#i need a tag for this hmmmm#L's digital wardrobe adventures#can you... can you tell i um am very fixated on this rn?#i feel the trauma induced urge to apologize for my excitement n fun little projects but ykw#you all followed me. there's the bed. lie in it or leave <3
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Picture of the Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs pyramid smudged in ms paint with "dick from a guy who's delicate and effeminate" written on top of it
#listen ya girl is a verse queen#love dick#love hole#but petite or otherwise very femme guys who are tops/prefer topping just get me all 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴#like REAL unwise#this has been your daily oc hornypost
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Anon looking for cast offs, I'd recommend avoiding Orchid seed and Insight. (or at least being cautious when looking them up). Both of these companies have some particularly nasty underage/l0li castoffs. also Insight is a shitty manufacturer in general iirc (they do PMMA figs like B'ful)
good call anon! i've seen some shit because i spend a lot of time on myfigurecollection looking at figs but i saw some new absolute monstrosities while deep diving the castoff tag for that ask. genuinely really do not recommend
#tw for me saying something slightly more detailed about loli shit in the tags ;#i can mentally block most of them out by now so as long as i dont stop and think about it i wont get upset about it#but theres some that are like......how do i say this.#theres your generic flat chested petite girl with a very young cutesy face kinda loli and then theres something worse#theres a few that are sculpted like real children's bodies......with like baby fat and everything its insanely disturbing#ive literally seen loli stans say that they think those specific kinds of figures are wrong and disturbing so thats saying something#anyway i dont wanna think about any loli shit at all anymore i hate it here#anon#ask#non figure
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This is such a perfect example of @ferrousferrule's point. Here we have someone who is missing the context of the original poll.
Without context, not only are they influenced to vote a certain way, but they are also influenced to judge everyone voting the other way. They are influenced to think that everyone voting for the other option must surely be weird and out of their mind ("why did your brain even go there?"). They find those people confusing.
It's such a common political tactic to manipulate your followers into thinking your opponents are crazy. And just like @ferrousferrule mentioned, this is fine for a dumb little poll because it's all in good fun. But this is just such a perfect example of how this would work for more important, real-world issues.
fuck it let's try this again
#not trying to call them out because I genuinely love that they are someone who is unexposed to the original context#which made them the PERFECT person to prove the point being made!!!#yes it's true that the actual discussion is very silly and has no real weight on the real world#but it's such a beautiful way to realize ''oh hey wait this is something politicians are doing regularly for ACTUAL problems''#''maybe I should be very careful about answering real-world polls''#it's like those experiments asking people to sign a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide#because it is responsible for killing thousands of people per year#and withdrawal symptoms always include death#and without the right context/education... people don't realize that it's a petition to ban WATER#water kills thousands of people-- by drowning. And withdrawal from it causes death-- by dehydration.
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I think something ive been pushing off so much that i keep forgetting how big it is, is the fact that all (or all that ive talked to) of my coworkers/bosses are transphobic
#i speak#i guess i should say that none of them have actively hate crimed me#but it is literally so obvious that even the best of them (my very well meaning ally coworker who is very progressive and deep in queer cul#ure)#are transphobic enough to the point that they deadname me on purpose (i have never and will never go by my deadname there)#like they think its sooo funny to call me it to try and pronounce it (they can't. its hard for people to say for some reason)#they think its funny to tell the new hires that its my 'real name'#I think some of the have even told some parents before#its just like.#I always push it so far away in my mind and then I'm like 'why do I not want to hang around these ppl? I like hanging out with them we have#fun??'#and its legit because I cant go a full month without someone bringing up my deadname and trying to get me to tell them how to say it (so th#t they can say it and call me it)#anyways all that to say that I'm going to petition the court to let me change it on aug12th! I hope it goes well#queer things#I guess#transphobia mention#sorry
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Hey nerds,
Are you a fan of animation? Are you an artist that works in the animation industry (or at least wants to… one of these days)? Do you just enjoy silly cartoons? Or maybe you don’t care about cartoons, but you believe strongly in workers rights and fair wages!
Well the people who make your favorite cartoons, anime, and animated shows and movies are fighting for the future of this industry. We are facing a lot of challenges right now job creep, low wages, the ever looming threat of artists being replaced by AI to create worse animation for the sake of generating content to make lots of money for very rich people while real human artists live paycheck to paycheck and struggle to pay rent and feed their families…
But you can help! By signing this petition to show your support for animation workers in the US
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