#It's a curse I swear
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Me: oh, just realized I'm hungry and I'm also doing a bunch of stims at once. I should go eat.
Me (in the kitchen): there are no clean dishes in here. Better clean up a little so I can think and have dishes to eat on
Me (sitting down 1.5 hours later): nice. Kitchen is clean! job well done. :) back to what I was doing.
Me: ...wait
Me: ...dammit I forgot to eat
#adhd#it's a curse i swear#i unloaded then reloaded and ran the dishwasher#i washed the water bottles and knives by hand#i wiped all the counters#i changed the linens#i put some linens in the wash#i cleaned up a mess the cat made#and then i was like :)#but. i have not yet eaten#and now I'm more hungry than before#😭#too bad doing basic tasks is the hardest thing i could ever be asked to do#adult adhd
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trying to write the next mud fic chapter getting roughly five sentences in before getting distracted by a random npc i came up with right that moment and immeditely getting the urge to draw her TT
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Do you have an ao3 author that you really hate? A fic you wish would just disappear?
Fear not, with our "Allie's bad luck" service your dreams can now become reality!! 💖✨
We only need a title! Allie will take a look at the unfinished fic, think "oh wow, sounds amazing!", bookmark it.. and the fic will never be updated again.
Not. Even. Once.
#C'MON MAN#i've literally bookmarked fics that have been updated regularly twice a week for MONTHS and are like 2 chapters away from being completed#and as soon as i bookmark them#oops 🤭 the author decided to just ditch modern technology!! they'll never write again!#it's a curse i swear#it makes me cry a lot#some of the best summaries i've ever read and now i'll never read those stories 😭#I DON'T READ UNFINISHED FICS OKAY? I CAN'T HANDLE IT#and it wouldn't be the same anyway#fanfic#fic#ao3 update#ao3 author#archive of our own#ao3#bnha#mha#steddie#steve harrington#spn#destiel#merthur#hannigram#nbc hannigram#stranger things#kinnporsche the series#malec#bookmark#mdzs#wangxian
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say it with me: i am not going to relearn css to publish this fic
#it's not even done yet!#this is why i don't make the draft before i'm done writing#it's a curse i swear#my post
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The #cursedcatalastor is all over Twitter so Alastor is making good use of his new army 😌
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#vivziepop#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer#cursed cat alastor#This trend is so silly I swear#radioapple#appleradio#not really#but Alastor would be the kind to bully Luci cause he lives in his head rent free lol
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if luke had succeeded in recruiting percy. the best role percy could have been was the spy. going on a quests under the guise of a hero. sabotaging collective plans under the guise of impulsiveness. sending information back to luke through IM. relishing in the naievity of his peers that they'll win the soon-to-come war. and he's sure he's making the right decision. until bianca dies. until the one thing luke promised him would never happen happens. and just as the tides of the battle changes. just as the heroes see that luke is willing to kill. percy faith in luke begins to waver.
#this would be such a juicy fanfic#i'm 🤏🏾🤏🏾 this close to drafting up an outline#i swear on the river styx#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#luke castellan#luke recruiting percy#the titans curse#ttc headcanon#alternate universe where percy becomes the monster everyone expected him to be#traitor percy
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HAPPY Let Papyrus Say Fuck 2024 (Late Edition)
#papyrus#comic#flowey#my art#my comics#mine#swearing#cussing#cursing#i hope the alt text is good#my instinct is that it is too long for a silly quick comic#it also took nearly as long to write the alt as it did to make the comic#let papyrus say fuck#letpapyrussayfuck#let papyrus say fuck day
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#eh canon event ig ?#*points at lqq* YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT#also that part when he got drunk and passed out in an open grave ??#and he cursed for the first time ??#I'm afraid this has happened a lot in the span of 800 years#ALSO XIE LIAN CURSING IS MY HEADCANON OKAY I JUST KNOW HUA HUA FALLS MORE IN LOVE EVERYTIME XIE LIAN SWEARS HMPH#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#tian guan ci fu#mxtx#heaven officials blessing#tgcf meme
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can you draw candy as fiddleford. plz plz plz OuO
Oh believe me I have,,, SO MUCH ART of Candy as Fiddleford she literally drives me wild
Take this massive dump of art of young Candy and Dipper because they made lose my mind in the best way possible 💥💛💥
EDIT: A kind soul named DastardlyWLW decoded all the codes in the replies because I was an idiot who forgot to write down all the codes before I merged my layers, so if you wanna know what the codes all say just look in the replies and thank them for saving my sorry ass 💥💛💥💛💥
#relativity falls#relativity falls au#gravity falls#gravity falls au#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls art#gravity falls fandom#candy chiu#dipper pines#gravity falls candy#gravity falls dipper#trans dipper pines#he’s very important to me <3#art#fanart#gf fanart#gf fandom#digital art#procreate#procreate art#citricacidart#I dont think I should tag Candy x Dipper mostly because it was like… a temp fling and not an actual relationship?#idk if anyone wants me tag some kinda ship name just tell me 💥#if you notice any spelling errors; I wrote this all in like 7 hours so no you fucking don’t#cw cursing#cw swearing
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Savior.
a scene from our last Curse of Strahd session featuring my cleric PC
#illstration#art#artists on tumblr#character art#painting#curse of strahd#curse of strahd art#dnd 5e#cleric#dnd art#blood cleric#boy's got kavan's spear and his problematic god turned it into a new thing#basically the bloodletter from bloodborne#kasper dunant#he's good aligned i swear
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I'm stressing about the US elections. And I'm not even there.
I cannot possibly overstate the importance of voting for Kamala Harris. If you guys fumble this, it's over.
And it will have catastrophic consequences for all of us.
I can't believe this is even a fucking debate.
Why on fuck's green earth are there people discouraging others from voting Kamala? I'm actually laughing in despair.
Are we really going to discuss Kamala's faults when your only other option is motherfucking goddamn Donald Trump?
What do you not understand about how racist, sexist, homophobic, narcissistic, disgusting that convicted felon is?
Do you want him anywhere near office?
No?
Then shut the fuck up.
Edit: Coming back a few days later, I feel it's important to clarify that discussing Kamala's faults, contrary to how I came off in the above post, is okay.
I honestly didn't realize how much I made it seem as if saying anything remotely critical of her is some kind of crime.
What I actually take issue with is the people who criticize her while coming from a "don't vote for her" perspective.
She is not beyond criticism.
But if Trump makes it then both the people who live in the US and the people who are fighting for their lives in Palestine will all be a trillion times worse off.
Not to mention any possible ripple effects his potential election will have to the rest of us.
Also, a friendly reminder that "I'm not voting" is an incredibly privileged take.
#us elections#please vote#vote for kamala harris#kamala harris#anti donald trump#anti trump#i can't stress this enough#if you shoot yourselves in the foot i swear to god you will be the dumbest sons of bitches to ever curse the earth#usually i dont like insulting others like this but my FUCK. DO NOT. Screw this up.#us politics#2024 elections#usa#vote.#vote democrat#vote blue#don't skip this or i will chop off your genitals amd spoon feed them to you.
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Noa and Mae + swearing
#kotpota#kingdom of the planet of the apes#noa x mae#nomae#noa#mae#kotpotaedit#nomaeedit#my gif#i just love this bit for so many reasons#it's so cute and funny#i love how Mae is so reluctant to teach and explain stuff to the apes#and then she teaches Noa to swear without meaning to#and i love how confused and cute Noa sounds#she needs to teach him more curses#and then she can teach him cute nicknames
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Our dog themed detective with gender asses at the dog themed detectives with genders function
#Shaggy is so nonbinary to me you gotta listen. Its true I swear#Anyway I love scooby doo and also drawtectives. Get cursed#drawtectives#grendan highforge#scooby doo#shaggy rogers#fanart
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Classic "promised-at-birth-to-the-Ghost-King" story, except the contract never states how, exactly, the King is to use the offered soul. Usually, one would be offered as a bride or sacrifice. But with Pariah Dark sealed away, his retainers got a little lazy in the last few millennia. They just made some generic contracts and practically handed them out like candy.
When Danny took over as king via conquest, that included all the weird and messed up soul contracts the previous retainers had signed. And since ghost magic was a thing and seemed to have it out for Danny personally, many of these contracts updated their terms and conditions as soon as that crown hit Danny's head, reflecting the new King's subconscious desires and personality.
This caused many issues with those still around to profit from these contracts. Some people lost their power, some gained more, and some were unbound and kicked to the curb. A few special people found themselves dropping dead after their less-than-ethical abilities disappeared.
Danny was unaware of the chaos he had unintentionally caused for quite a while. It was only brought to his attention when a letter arrived on his desk one day with a copy of someone's valid contract enclosed. The new changes have been highlighted, and a separate note is attached.
It seems that in exchange for blessings of near-immortality for her infant son, a mother had offered Pariah Dark both their souls in order to ensure her child's survival during harsh times. (The souls were to be collected upon death and were to be used as soldiers in the King's Army.) The mother's soul had returned to the Keep decades ago and was recently assigned to tend to the gardens, while her son seemed to have grown into a fine gentleman and was still alive. He used his mother's gifts to serve his country and loved ones well, it seemed.
At first, Danny didn't see what any of this had to do with him. If the mother was already a part of his kingdom, and the son would be eventually, why was a letter about the whole thing showing up before him?
Then he read the revised contract, which bore his magical signature. A signature that overruled the power of Pariah and binding it to him.
'...and as such, in return for the abilities stated above, [Mary Pennyworth] and [Alfred Pennyworth] will fulfill the conditions detailed below, upon pain of Ending.
[Mary Pennyworth], when returned to the Kingdom of Dark Kingdom of Stars, will work as a lieutenant in the Skeleton Army caretaker in the Gardens of Pluto.
STATUS: COMPLETED
[Alfred Pennyworth], when returned to the Kingdom of Dark Kingdom of Stars, will work as a general in the Skeleton Army caretaker of the King and his Court.
STATUS: PENDING'
Danny had to re-read the contract several times to understand what it was saying. He now had a caretaker? What did a caretaker do? Was it like a ghost parent? Could this guy ghost-ground him??
He sighed and pressed the speed dial on his phone for Tucker. Time to find out who the hell this Alfred Pennyworth guy was, and how to break a magic contract when it wasn't even fulfilled yet.
Meanwhile, Alfred had just found the original copy of the contract amongst his mother's belongings after it glowed and drew him in. The paperwork cleared up a lot of mysteries he'd always wondered about himself, even if he disapproved of his mother's methods. Nonetheless, he smoothed out the aged paper with dark green ink, noted the fresh (sloppy, a teenager?) signature, and began preparing to meet this supposed new King and his Court.
It wouldn't hurt to make introductions before he died, after all.
#pondhead blurbs#dpxdc#alfred is now their grandpa#i just want alfred to meet danny and his group of friends and unironically call him 'your majesty' and danny HATES it#like this is the guy who's gonna be my butler/caretaker after he dies? please man just say my name#it's not a cursed name i swear#no one else knows how to feel#cause like#if the contract wasn't in place everyone was sure Alfred would haunt the manor even after death due to his devotion to the wayne family#but now he's already got a job in the afterlife#so how will the bats see their father/grandfather figure now?#Bruce: the obvious solution is to adopt these random kids who still have families so alfred never has to leave :)#alfred isn't even dead yet but the bats are speedrunning their grief in like a week
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average Azran expedition experience
#legends of avantris#curse of strahdanya#Clayton falls in the lgbt category too don't let him fool you#chaotic bisexual if i ever saw one#i also need more kana and victoria in my life#i don't see enough art of them#and more shepnax is needed too#chat go watch CoS i swear it's worth it and totally not traumatizing#watch it for the gays#my art
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COTLTOBER DAY 6 - "Ritual"
You get what you give, you reap what you sow-
I just think using a dance to trace the blood runes for a ritual would be pretty~
#Random note the smaller circles have the alchemy sigils for Water and Earth-the lamb is doing a Harvest Ritual! Nod to an earlier ask#also me listening to 'Rain' from Sleep Token and imagining the Lamb dancing to that#if I had the time I swear I got a whole animatic in my head curse my schedule#already I'm going much harder on these than I intended-COTL seems to have cured a burn-out I hadn't even realized I was in#cotltober#cotl#cult of the lamb#my art#crimson angel au#anthea#cult of the lamb lamb#the lamb#cw blood
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