#Incorrect puppet master quotes

[eating-plastic]

Blade: What are your goals?

Tunneler: To pet all the dogs

Blade: I mean fitness goals

Tunneler: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs

[anadhdperson]

Blade x Torch (Blorch) Prompts bc They're Cute Together oh and Six-Shooter and Jerster are Also There I Guess

Bonus Angst

[prodigy-incorrect]

Puppet Master, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

[totally-not-your-babe]

Alina: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!

Steve, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.

Robin, deadpanning at Steve: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

MASTERLIST for the fic

[darkpeacemusic]

Incorrect Christmas Quotes (Creepypasta version)

Sally: Merry Christmas everyone! *hears a knock* Who is it?

Trenderman: *is drunk af* Ho ho ho! It's your uncle!

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Ben: Jeff, it's Christmas!

Jeff: *wakes up* Christmas!!! *breaks down the door and crawls downstairs* I'm coming Santa!

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Liu: Time to read the Night Before Christmas.

Liu: *pulls out a whole thing of wine*

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Nathan: Toss me my keys.

Jason: *throws a Christmas tree out the door*

Nathan: I said my keys.

Jason: I thought you said Christmas tree.

Nathan: Why the fuck would I say Christmas tree?

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Nina: Look at the Christmas lights! *points to a stoplight*

Puppeteer: That's a stoplight!

Nina: Ehh, pretty sure they're Christmas lights.

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Toby: Around Christmas, everyone becomes a Spice Girl.

Ben, to Slender: *showing him his Christmas list* I'll tell you what I want. What I really really want. I want a- I want a- I want a- I want a-

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Splendor, singing while buying stuff from Dollar Tree: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Which means presents for everyone but not too expensive.

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Toby: First day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. Nothing! Because I'm single and I'm never gonna be in a relationship!

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Tim, preparing to wrap a present: Okay, you can do this.

*five minutes later*

Brian: *walks in and see Tim on the floor* Are you okay???

Tim: *is wrapped in wrapping paper and is stuck* Call the master!

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Toby: *sees Kate under the mistletoe and gasps* Mistletoe!

*Toby tries to kiss Kate*

Kate: *hisses in disgust*

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Rouge: *knocks on Ben's door* Good morning, Ben.

Ben: *falls off the bed in excitement*

*few seconds later*

Ben: *gets back up with a determined look*

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Ben: How are we gonna get the star on top?

Jeff: I got it!

Jeff: *jumps on the couch to put the star on top of the tree but fails and falls, taking the tree with him* Ow...

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Tim: This song is called what I want for Christmas.

Tim: *plays a note and pulls out a gun* Money.

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Nina: Happy Christmas. It's Crius.

Nina, to Jeff: Merry Crisis.

Nina, to Eyeless Jack: Merry Chrylis.

[cgarttrailsandtails]

TwilightDancer (Eclipse x Ballora) and others Incorrect quotes cause FUNNY

Ballora: Purple Puppet: Purple/White

Eclipse: Orange Monty: Green

Lefty: Pink Foxy: Red

Sun/Moon: Orange/Blue Vincent: Blue

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I WILL marry you!

NOOOOOOO-

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Vincent won’t trace it back to us.

Are you kidding? Vincent traces everything back to us. He traces things we haven’t even done back to us!

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Foxy, may I offer you something? Water? Tea? My hand in marriage?

Wait wha-

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Eclipse is at that very special age where he only has one thing on his mind.

Girls?

Homicide.

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*phone rings*

Hello?

I’m inside your house…

Okay?

*hangs up, then the phone rings again*

Yello!

Why did you hang up? Why did you hang up on me?

If you’re inside my house just come talk to me… *snickering in background*

I’m inside the closet, heh heh…

Oh you’re gay?

What? No I’m not gay-

Oh, no it’s alright my cousin’s gay.

No I’m not gay I’m literally in your closet!

Wait… who is this?

Hehehe, come find out…

Where are you?!

ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING? I JUST SAID I’M IN YOUR CLOSET!

Oh… *dying of laughter*

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So. I’m in love. With Eclipse.

...

I’m in love with Eclipse.

Our Eclipse?

Yes. Thoughts?

And prayers you’re gonna need it-

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I need boy advice, help!

Kill him.

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(Where? Thingy cause I think it’s funny)

“He hates everybody!”

WHERE?

“He’s so spot on with his words people hate him for it!”

WHERE?

“He says curse words every ten seconds!”

WHERE?

“He’s a single father!”

WHERE?

“He can’t make friends cause he sucks at being nice to people!”

WHERE?

“He has a f*cking sword!”

WHERE? (Not a bad trait really but uh okay)

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Foxy, I’m cold.

*takes off jacket and wraps around her* here, hon.

Eclipse, I’m cold.

Sucks.

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Foxy, am I ugly?

What? No, I’m looking at you right now and you’re the most beautiful girl in the world!

Hey Eclipse, am I ugly?

Very much.

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I made Ballora cry today.

Wait what? What happened?

Well, she came up to me and said:

“Hey I think you’re pretty cute!”

So then I said “that’s nice.” And she was like “well don’t you like me?”

And then I asked her, “hey, how would you like to be the sun in my life?”

And she went “oh, cause I’m so bright?”

So then I said “well, kinda. But you can start by being 93 million miles away from me.”

*Puppet dies of laughter*

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Hey, about that love letter you sent me…

*blushes* what’re your thoughts?

The fourth sentence-

Yeah I know, that’s when I got really emotional and-

It’s “you’re” not “your”.

:/

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Eclipse likes playing hard to get.

Lucky for him I’m a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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I want that twink obliterated. (You can decide who she’s talking about :D)

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I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU BALLORA-

Are we about to kiss?

Wha- huh- what!?!

I’m not even mad anymore, now I’m just confused-

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(If Eclipse actually liked Ballora back)

*Getting ready to go out to a fancy restaurant*

Oh, going on a date I see? Who’s the lucky gal?

*pause* I forgot to ask you out, didn’t I?

*blushing* D: YES! I’ll be ready in ten minutes-

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(Last one!)

If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Yeah.

Okay, I love you!

It back.

Later:

Why is Ballora sobbing on the floor?

*shrugs*

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Thanks for reading everyone!

[incorrect-avantris]

He/him/whatev.

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Incorrect Vampire Academy Quotes

Rose: Its hopeless, I'm doomed.

Adrian: Maybe I can help.

Rose: Please. You're no Sydney.

Adrian: What do you mean?

Rose: Sydney is a diabolical puppet master. She subtly manipulates every situation to get exactly what she wants. She's pure evil genius.

Adrian: Ah-

Rose: You got a good one, hang on to her.

[sharkandjellyfishliker]

Random incorrect quotes Abt the sillies I ask chatgpt for this bcuz I'm used to using that

1. Cosmic: "I told Vivid I'd protect them from all danger."

Vivid: "You mean from their own cooking disasters?"

Cosmic: "Well, yeah, that too."

2. Vivid: "I'm secretly overprotective of Cosmic."

Cosmic: "Secretly? Dude, you once tackled a toaster because you thought it was plotting against me."

3. Cosmic: "My cosmic powers can create rainbows!"

Vivid: "Yeah, and my moth wings can shoot laser beams, totally."

4. Vivid: "Cosmic, are you a Decepticon or an Autobot today?"

Cosmic: "I'm a mood-based transformer, haven't you heard?"

5. Cosmic: "I'm threatening and quiet but also talkative."

Vivid: "So, you're like a silent library that suddenly bursts into stand-up comedy?"

6. Vivid: "I'm good in combat, defense, and offense."

Cosmic: "And I excel in naming different types of plant species."

7. Cosmic: "I have an obsession with Vivid."

Vivid: "Really? Is that why you have a shrine of my old socks hidden in your room?"

8. Vivid: "I'm omnisexual and agender."

Cosmic: "And I'm the sentient embodiment of a rainbow cloud."

9. Cosmic: "I fly with butterfly wings and arachnid legs."

Vivid: "Impressive. I can levitate by just glaring at the ground."

10. Vivid: "You know, I'm related to both a dragon and a moth."

Cosmic: "So, your family reunions must be quite...flamboyant?"

11. Cosmic: "I'm a master of combat and diplomacy."

Vivid: "And I'm a master at finding the TV remote in the couch cushions."

12. Vivid: "My mission: to protect Cosmic at all costs."

Cosmic: "Except when it comes to paying for takeout. Then you're nowhere to be found."

13. Cosmic: "I'm a friendly autobot and decepticon."

Vivid: "Oh, right, the 'I'm just here to confuse everyone' strategy."

14. Vivid: "I have dragon and moth wings on my back."

Cosmic: "Guess that's useful when you want to alternate between scorching and blinding."

15. Cosmic: "I'm a few inches shorter than Vivid."

Vivid: "Yeah, that's why I keep my snacks on the top shelf."

16. Vivid: "My parentage is quite unique."

Cosmic: "Mine too. My great-grandparent was an inflatable balloon."

17. Cosmic: "My visor gives me enhanced vision."

Vivid: "Oh, is that why you always know when there's leftover pizza?"

18. Vivid: "I'm part of the Decepticons, just like Soundwave and Shockwave."

Cosmic: "So, the family gatherings must be all about plotting world domination?"

19. Cosmic: "I have a shark tail."

Vivid: "And I have a sock puppet named 'Sockimus Prime'."

20. Vivid: "I'm threatening but sometimes nice."

Cosmic: "Ah, the old 'I'll menace you, but then offer you tea and cookies' routine."

CREDS TO CHATGPT

[klirk-hammurton]

Incorrect Metallica Quotes: Elf On A Shelf

Kirk: -dying of laughter-

Rob: -laughing his ass off can barely breathe-

Jason: -holding a camera- STOP MOVING, LARS! YOUR FACE KEEPS COMING OUT BLURRY!

James: -walks into the room wondering why everyone is being loud af- what the hell are you doing?

Lars: -is dressed in an elf outfit and is obviously pissed- PUT ME DOWN YOU TALL ASS MOTHER FUCKER!

Cliff: -way too amused holding an obviously feral Lars- we got a real life elf on a shelf

Kirk: -still cackling and can't talk-

James: -starting to find this funny- ya'll are fucking idiots...

Lars: DON'T JUST STAND THERE! COME HELP ME MOTHER FUCKER!

Kirk: -still laughing- we tried making him the tree topper but he kept falling off

[eating-plastic]

Six Shooter: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare

Tunneler: Scrabble? Scrabble's great

Six Shooter: Not when you're playing with Jester, it's not. He puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog"

[anadhdperson]

Puppet Master Incorrect Quotes

Bonus Torch x Blade

[prodigy-incorrect]

Puppet master: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? Mira: IT. Winston: Annabelle. Harper: Paranormal Activity. Pippet: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

[rosalinesurvived]

Baki: Don't do anything too rash in the meantime Kankuro...

Kankuro: LET THE PUPPET SHOW BEGIN

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Caliborn: YOu THOuGHT YOu COuLD KILL ME?

John: no this cant be, youre supposed to be dead!

Caliborn: I NEVER DIE.

John: no, no stay back im warning you!

Caliborn: I'VE GOT ANOTHER TWO TO THREE WEBCOMICS IN ME. HOMOSuCK^3, HOMOSuCK^4...

John: NO! this series is over!

Caliborn: HuNDREDS AND HuNDREDS OF THEM. A PRINT-ONLY SPECIAL!

John: no...

[starripuppets]

incorrect puppet quotes