#blorch

[anadhdperson]

Torch Doodles

Plus Some Sonic.EXE Doodles From my Friend

[weezering-your-posts]

You just got Weezer'd!

this pic is so funny to me

[keeps-ache]

okay, cool cool cool

[phyllidaluna]

two shading variants of the wettest lad in the entire galaxy

[quirinah]

shoutout to tak the hideous new girl btw. episode of all time 

[ms-scarletwings]

I’m VERY surprised none of you just up and posted these yet

You know, first time watching this episode/series you think this move is about devotion to the cause/loyalty to the empire before you understand what a remorseless narcissist Zim actually is.

So now I’m raising an eyebrow at this because if he was SO ready to reach for that button at the first risk of being outed, uh,

What usually happens to other Irken Invaders in the event of the natives sniffing them out?

Or more specifically, now that I think about how Operation Doom II was still in the earliest stage, what were Irken soldiers being taught would happen to them if they were captured by another species?

[weakly-skoodge]

Week Three!

[hermajestytak]

It's always "What if Tenn was being attacked by Meekrob and Skoodge was her knight in shining armor?" never "What if Zim was attacked by humans and his underestimated roommate Skoodge was his only savior?"

[tiny-rat-telephone]

SKOODGE!!! Also human disguise Skoodge

[youareanidiot-org]

Are you drunk?

NO? can i even get drunk? if i can i shoulda tried doing that AGES AGO when i NEEDED IT

[anadhdperson]

[short-and-ugly]

mmm maybe im slowing in writing because im not interested?

[vortship]

🗣️ ?

Send 🗣️ and my Muse will say something to yours in their native language.

"Skoodge yuc cho lour semwolel eh Vrelseh. Meg chug echol tai. Usgaurai chug echol tai yuc u jeel pmev."

[ms-scarletwings]

OH YEAH IN CASE THIS WAS ANYONE’S FIRST TIME LEARNING ABOUT THE UNFINISHED EPISODES YOU REALLY SHOULD CHECK THEM OUT

Two big Skoodge-related reasons off the top of my head

1. THE AFOREMENTIONED SMEET DESIGN WE MISSED OUT ON, WHO I WISH TO DRIBBLE LIKE THE BASKETBALL

2. If you thought the way he and Zim bounced off each other in the show was a nice little treat, theres a feast waiting for your starving bellies in the transcripts. And it has me rolling.

Snippets A, “The Trial”:

Snippet B, “Day of Da Spookies!”:

Warm take, but

I would bet my entire left lung that if IZ was not canceled before the rest of the incomplete episodes/scripts were allowed some airtime, the begrudging bromance potential between Zim and Skoodge could have ended up one of if not the most popular ship among viewers. I’m still forever miffed that we were cheated out of so much more on-screen Skoodge antics generally, though.

Ffs we would have seen what he looked like as a smeet in the Trial. We would have seen what the tallest looked like as smeets too, because Zim deadass grew up with all of them. But that dynamic he had with Skoodge during the Hobo 13 incident has literally had childhood precedent which, lmfao.

Also, for anyone who hasn’t read up on the series plans, Skoodge was going to be revealed to be living in Zim’s basement ever since Hobo-13. Not just in a roach in the walls way. Like, he was eventually gonna become a whole sidekick along GIR and mini-moose, actually helping in some of the plans against Dib. Canon exile buddies. You cannot fathom how angry I am that Dib never got to meet Skoodge on screen, yet was so close to him.

[phyllidaluna]

If Hot Topic can make a Blorch sweatshirt, they can make a PAK backpack, right? I think they should. Please?

[irkendogma]

it boggles me a little bit how many people are really truly convinced that zim, tak, and on rare occasions skoodge either do not discriminate towards other sapient species or outright like them. tak called the earth a nasty rock. skoodge referred to the inhabitants of blorch as alien filth. i don't think zim's expressed a single positive sentiment towards humans in words or actions during his entire time on their planet