#Incident Commanders

[minamoreh]

a day in the life of one commander shepard

[flashthescalesian-art]

Thire, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.  Fox: Yeah, Thire will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.  Thire: Exactly, I will straight up-  Thire:  Thire, tearing up: Fox, why would you say that?!

[chernobog13]

Yeah, I can see this ad running in the pages of a 23rd Century mens' magazine.

[discoonthegrass]

**I included characters significant to one episode who I see referenced in fandom/fanfiction fairly regularly, yet who never appeared in other pieces of Star Trek media (not including novelizations of those episodes or beta canon)

[mwolf0epsilon]

Fox, having just sat down at his desk with a steaming hot cup of caf:

Thorn, peeking into Fox's office: Fox, we got a TIT in progress at Senator Bartoni's residence.

Fox, groaning: Send in Plumber Squad with the capture equipment. They know the drill...

Thorn, nodding on his way out: Roger that.

Fox, shakes his head and takes a sip of his caf:

Thire, running into Fox's office: Sir! We have a PENIS warning!

Fox, sighing: Is Feather out of the medbay yet?

Thire: Negative.

Fox: Send in Crackerjack then.

Thire: Crackerjack is also in the medbay.

Fox: Then ask Stone to pull Wingdings from his shift at the prison.

Thire, rushing off: On it!

Fox, massaging his temples: One normal morning... That's all I'm asking...

Hound, looking in: Sir, one of Senator Roszvel's Aides got eaten by a ROUS.

Fox, throwing his hands up in defeat: KARKING DAMN IT!

[muyru-iru]

(I forgot one thing to add/lmao)

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[lichqueenlibrarian]

Spock would never

[chakotaybodypillow]

Ensign chakotay doodles :P he can't help but be a complete mess sometimes.

[padawansuggest]

Waxer: *comes frantically screeching out of the break room* Oh my god oh my god oh my god OH MY FUCK CODY HELP-

Cody: *pulling a blaster* What’s up?

Waxer: The lights went out in the break room! And there was this CREATURE in the corner when I looked over it was the size of a man and had glowing eyes and was staring right at me!

Cody: *helping Waxer over to be calmed down by Boil and go back to the room’s breaker next to the panel* I’ll get the lights back up, you men get ready to figure out what’s in there. *gets lights back on*

Boil: *opens door to see empty break room except General Kenobi standing where Waxer said the creature was* General? Did you see the creature too?

Cody: *pokes his head in too* General? Did… did you see something in here?

Obi-Wan: *blushing super hard* Um. Okay. That… that was me… I’m sorry I forget other humans don’t know Stewjoni do that-

Waxer: YOUR EYES WERE GLOWING!!! LIKE A TOOKAS!!!

Obi-Wan: sorry

Waxer: GENERAL TOOKA

Obi-Wan: I veto that one

Waxer: GENERAL TOOKA WHO GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

Obi-Wan: my bad

Cody: Boil turn off the lights I need to see!

Obi-Wan: *big sigh* Is this gonna be like that time you guys found out I have fangs and you boxed me in and made me show you them?

Cody: *leering* Which happened to also be the time we found out you like being manhandled and can purr? Yes. We are going to figure things out.

Waxer: GENERAL TOOKA!!!!

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

I know it isn’t exactly a new thought to consider that, post the Death Engine, Zoraxis had ample opportunity to capture the Agent if they got there quickly enough… And maybe after that they’d torture them, kill them, convert them to their side.

But I think the opposite is an interesting concept, too.

What if the Agency took Solaris with them when they secured Phoenix from the wreck?

What would they do with her? Would they let her die, or try to stabilize her condition? And if they succeeded with the latter, what then? She’s the mind behind the most dangerous tech the Agency has ever seen. Do they keep her as a prisoner? Try to use her wavering loyalty to convert her to their side?

And how would Zoraxis handle it? Solaris probably got under Zor’s skin, true, but better that than letting the Agency use her impressive intellect for good- god forbid.

… Though, that’s if they even know she’s alive at all…

[valka-arialitan]

He forgot about it. His crew didn't.

[incoming-wormhole]

I love fandom merch but I dont really like the obvious fandom merch (cos I'm not really a statement person as it is, not because I think it's bad) so for ages I have been wanting something lowkey Stargate related. So when I found @stargatelov3r's ko-fi selling these stargate themed bracelets I thought they were sooo cute and absolutely had to get one

There were lots of colours to choose from but i ended up going with the purple. I just think it's such a nice subtle piece of stargate appreciation and it makes me well happy to see it throughout the day.

Here is the link to their post about it

And here is the link to their kofi shop!

[discoonthegrass]

The Enterprise Incident: An apparently insane Capt. Kirk has the Enterprise deliberately enter the Romulan Neutral Zone where the ship is immediately captured by the enemy.

A Piece of the Action: The crew of the Enterprise struggles to cope with a planet of imitative people who have modeled their society on 1920s gangsters.

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[phonification]

every time i think a bit more about cobs and 3gs i can feel myself losing it a little bit more