#Incident Commanders

[favvn]

Oh. Is this where all the "if you didn't have a hand kink before Star Trek, you have one now / Vulcan hand porn / NSFV" jokes originated from (no offense to Sarek and Amanda's open flirting during Journey to Babel but that's hardly erotic given how those scenes were set, context matters, etc.)

Also. They were really skirting around finger sucking here, huh. On general audience television. In 1968. God bless.

[chernobog13]

Yeah, I can see this ad running in the pages of a 23rd Century mens' magazine.

[discoonthegrass]

**I included characters significant to one episode who I see referenced in fandom/fanfiction fairly regularly, yet who never appeared in other pieces of Star Trek media (not including novelizations of those episodes or beta canon)

[mwolf0epsilon]

Fox, having just sat down at his desk with a steaming hot cup of caf:

Thorn, peeking into Fox's office: Fox, we got a TIT in progress at Senator Bartoni's residence.

Fox, groaning: Send in Plumber Squad with the capture equipment. They know the drill...

Thorn, nodding on his way out: Roger that.

Fox, shakes his head and takes a sip of his caf:

Thire, running into Fox's office: Sir! We have a PENIS warning!

Fox, sighing: Is Feather out of the medbay yet?

Thire: Negative.

Fox: Send in Crackerjack then.

Thire: Crackerjack is also in the medbay.

Fox: Then ask Stone to pull Wingdings from his shift at the prison.

Thire, rushing off: On it!

Fox, massaging his temples: One normal morning... That's all I'm asking...

Hound, looking in: Sir, one of Senator Roszvel's Aides got eaten by a ROUS.

Fox, throwing his hands up in defeat: KARKING DAMN IT!

[muyru-iru]

(I forgot one thing to add/lmao)

[parseolegacy]

Akk'rai and her emotional-support-reformed-villain (I'm letting her be completely happy once a year)

My blog will probably be flooded with these two eventually because I will not shut up about them to people I know and when I start yapping on here too I won't stop

[padawansuggest]

Waxer: *comes frantically screeching out of the break room* Oh my god oh my god oh my god OH MY FUCK CODY HELP-

Cody: *pulling a blaster* What’s up?

Waxer: The lights went out in the break room! And there was this CREATURE in the corner when I looked over it was the size of a man and had glowing eyes and was staring right at me!

Cody: *helping Waxer over to be calmed down by Boil and go back to the room’s breaker next to the panel* I’ll get the lights back up, you men get ready to figure out what’s in there. *gets lights back on*

Boil: *opens door to see empty break room except General Kenobi standing where Waxer said the creature was* General? Did you see the creature too?

Cody: *pokes his head in too* General? Did… did you see something in here?

Obi-Wan: *blushing super hard* Um. Okay. That… that was me… I’m sorry I forget other humans don’t know Stewjoni do that-

Waxer: YOUR EYES WERE GLOWING!!! LIKE A TOOKAS!!!

Obi-Wan: sorry

Waxer: GENERAL TOOKA

Obi-Wan: I veto that one

Waxer: GENERAL TOOKA WHO GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

Obi-Wan: my bad

Cody: Boil turn off the lights I need to see!

Obi-Wan: *big sigh* Is this gonna be like that time you guys found out I have fangs and you boxed me in and made me show you them?

Cody: *leering* Which happened to also be the time we found out you like being manhandled and can purr? Yes. We are going to figure things out.

Waxer: GENERAL TOOKA!!!!

[chakotaybodypillow]

Ensign chakotay doodles :P he can't help but be a complete mess sometimes.

[valka-arialitan]

He forgot about it. His crew didn't.

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

I know it isn’t exactly a new thought to consider that, post the Death Engine, Zoraxis had ample opportunity to capture the Agent if they got there quickly enough… And maybe after that they’d torture them, kill them, convert them to their side.

But I think the opposite is an interesting concept, too.

What if the Agency took Solaris with them when they secured Phoenix from the wreck?

What would they do with her? Would they let her die, or try to stabilize her condition? And if they succeeded with the latter, what then? She’s the mind behind the most dangerous tech the Agency has ever seen. Do they keep her as a prisoner? Try to use her wavering loyalty to convert her to their side?

And how would Zoraxis handle it? Solaris probably got under Zor’s skin, true, but better that than letting the Agency use her impressive intellect for good- god forbid.

… Though, that’s if they even know she’s alive at all…

[incoming-wormhole]

I love fandom merch but I dont really like the obvious fandom merch (cos I'm not really a statement person as it is, not because I think it's bad) so for ages I have been wanting something lowkey Stargate related. So when I found @stargatelov3r's ko-fi selling these stargate themed bracelets I thought they were sooo cute and absolutely had to get one

There were lots of colours to choose from but i ended up going with the purple. I just think it's such a nice subtle piece of stargate appreciation and it makes me well happy to see it throughout the day.

Here is the link to their post about it

And here is the link to their kofi shop!

[phonification]

every time i think a bit more about cobs and 3gs i can feel myself losing it a little bit more

[invisible-brandy]

@trekkiemoodboards

had fun making this for the prompt girls night :3 i feel like in some universe these two would go on a night out together

[discoonthegrass]

The Enterprise Incident: An apparently insane Capt. Kirk has the Enterprise deliberately enter the Romulan Neutral Zone where the ship is immediately captured by the enemy.

A Piece of the Action: The crew of the Enterprise struggles to cope with a planet of imitative people who have modeled their society on 1920s gangsters.

Feel free to reblog in order to help this poll reach the most people! Remember to vote on the other polls in this round, listed here!

[mwolf0epsilon]

Maladjusted Motivation

Fox, arms crossed as he stares up at Olly with clear disappointment: I don't think I need to tell you why I've called you into my office.

Olly, looking miserable from both having to crouch because he's far too tall to stand straight inside Fox's office, and because he knows perfectly well why he's been summoned: No, sir.

Fox: Then you know why I'm currently not very pleased with you.

Olly: Yes, sir.

Fox, sighing: You should have deleted that cam footage Olly. We have procedures and contingencies in place specifically to avoid these kinds of situations.

Olly: It wouldn't have mattered sir. He would have found a way to recover the footage sooner or later. He's their brand of stubborn.

Fox: ... Why did you tell him about what happened that night?

Olly: ...I was hurt. And instead of addressing it properly, I buried my worries beneath my work. So when he confronted me about it, I lashed out...

Fox: ...

Olly: It shouldn't have happened. I should have been a better brother to him.

Fox: I think a lot of his vode before you, should have been better brothers to him. But my opinion on the matter matters little in the end. Just... Make sure you tell him you're sorry.

Olly: ...I will.

Olly, backs out of the office and goes back to work while trying not to think about how Dogma's been obsessively rewatching his cam footage of 79's from the night prior to the Guard rescuing him:

Fox, sighing and going back to signing flimsywork: There has to be a better way to deal with all of this heartache...