#but I thought it was funny anyway

[flashthescalesian-art]

Thire, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.  Fox: Yeah, Thire will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.  Thire: Exactly, I will straight up-  Thire:  Thire, tearing up: Fox, why would you say that?!

[ominous-auburn-orbs]

Hear me out: Caine and Kinger exchanging whispered dirty talk in a more open area, but then one of them swears and the censorship noise is still as loud as ever and everyone just looks at them

[rosemary-february]

The ones that get it get it

[mroddmod]

bro spent 30 years trying to get his brother back only to forget what it actually means to have a brother

[spookberry]

post trick or treating activity

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

I am such a big Werewolf Stan advocate I had to jump on this particular train 🙏 (but I didn't really wanna commit to full line art, you guys understand)

Oh, and you guys aren't gonna believe this, but here's part two 🙌

[noctilin]

could we kiss and perhaps… fall in love…? haha just kidding… unless…? 😳

available for preorder as charms, standees and stickers until nov 1~

[hinamie]

in spite of everything, I had fun <3

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[doomedclockworkdotmp3]

his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment

[egophiliac]

WAIT when did he get FANGS

[clownowo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

[shepscapades]

[Part 1] [Part 2] [PART 3]

Xbralis as the first canon dbhc pairing with the steel chair!

[cj-the-random-artist]

Ok hear me out: Narilamb but they're both aroace and in a qpr.

I've been rolling around in my head for like a long long time this idea that Narinder and Lambert could both be aroace and (after like. A couple of centuries or so) end up in this like very comfortable very close relationship that neither of them define as anything specific other than calling it a "companionship". But on the other hand most of the cult thinks that they're dating in secret or something despite the fact that both of them have said they don't take lovers, because they are clearly very tight but maybe not super openly so, so maybe the cultists thing they're being secretive and hiding something or something like that. Idk but my aroace brain loves thinking about extremely close (mostly) platonic relationships and for some reason my brain decided hmm. I'm going to take this and throw it at Narilamb and see how I like it.

So then I decided to make a ridiculous joke comic about Narinder asking Lambert's hand in marriage specifically because he wants to get out of paying taxes. Because like, I know that spouse followers do actually still have to pay taxes in the actual game but. Hey Narinder and Lambert have presumably never married so they probably don't know that...? Honestly the only reason I made this was because the concept tickled me and I spent too much time on this for no one to see it, so. This comic and all it's absolute ridiculousness be upon ye.

While there's a tiny part of me that's been thinking about making this into an AU (which I'd probably call something like the "Strictly Platonic AU" or something), I know for a fact that I would blatantly not do anything legitimate with it so. It's an unofficial AU I guess?? But. Anyways. I thought this would be funny. Enjoy my ramblings and I hope you enjoy this thing that I spent. Actual time on. Lol

[aglionbyacademia]

Gansey dies because he’s always on that damn phone !!!

[sadmages]

In my mind palace my tav and Astarion are playing the exact same game of 5D chess and they don't realize it yet