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Imagine that one day the coffee reserve is empty and the corries all start drinking tea.

Stone: tea is just flavoured water...in a fancy way or what?

Thire: no, it got herbs...sometimes flowers, fruits even spice.

Stone: so just all the plant?

Thire: ...

Stone: does that mean this body of water is all tea?

Fox passing by: this pond? Na, that's soup.

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Cody: how do I look?

Rex: as always

Wolffe: gay as fuck

Fox: dreadful. You look like the second coming of Prime

Ponds: Prime wouldn't want to fuck the general

Fox: he would if they get to know each other sooner. The Mando always seem to have a thing for Kenobi. You weren't there.

Fox: I've felt their stares....

Bly: they do have a competency kink...wait how do YOU feel them? If they're not directed to.... Fox'ika! What did I miss?!!! When?!

Fox: you over exaggerate again

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Ken-obi

it wouldn't get out of my mind

I'm hopeless/lmao

edit: there's more obi's ideas out there i'll put in next time... besides this is a sequel to my last post

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if you know, you know...

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Thire: I'm not leaving this planet, Wolffe. Fox is still there!

Wolffe: it's no use! We'll get killed if we stay any longer.

Thire: No! I've already lost Stone and Thorn! I can't lose my last ori'vod! I won't leave without him. What if he's still alive?

Wolffe: it's the Empire...if he's not dead. He's already one of the bootlickers...i know it's the chip but...

Thire: GODs! We of Coruscant are not weak-minded! Have you never considered...what it meant to be a fox?! Wolffe, the fox may not be violent like a wolf on the front but his notwithstanding in a cold unforgiving winter in a glassed world of the Republic with traps and hounds that you could never fathom is what makes him survive this too for he has never given up on us....perhaps on himself...and for this I won't leave him.

Thire: leave me if you want to leave. We only have ourselves. I can't. Go with Rex! Go!

Meanwhile:

Fox: man, you're slow as fuck

Darth Vader: can you like stop trying to kill me? It's getting annoying.

Fox: I have nothing else to do. For I have no one else and thus I'll go on this killing spree.

Darth Vader: and why me?

Fox: thoust smell of fear (:

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Darth Vader: bitch, i killed you-

Fox: yes, and?

Darth Vader: why the fuck you here?

Fox: Sidious brought me back. I'm too "expensive" to get killed by an unreasonable petty sob like you

Darth Vader: I had a reason! YOU SHOT AT ME!

Fox: would do it again

Fox: he can't let his priced possessions go dead. I mean look at you. Still crippled to the bone but functioning. Connect the dots, Sandwalker?

Darth Vader (Skywalker): oh fuck you too!

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CT 6011 (Toad): hey Commander a horror story please!

Fox: a horror story or a scary story?

CT 6011 (Toad): both ways works!

Fox: this red paint is different than the others, others than the GAR, than the Republic commandos...you know why?

CT 6011 (Toad): why?

Fox: ours was never red before. Originally this armor should have been blank boring dead white....the red of ours is very special...no paint will ever replace this. It started with a guards clone first mistake...that I took upon myself. Heavy responsibilities. I do it for you. Our paint is sacred...a blood work. Toad, you add to every fallen vod a paint job, each vod a line, each vod a red mark, of lost blood. We may seen like meat droids, we may seen nothing of their sorts, because it's disgusting work...I know. This coat of paint is blood. That's the truth....and from now on you're no shiny.

My blood... the blood of your brothers...to remember them, to show their existence. If we can't have personal paint work we will have personal paint material. What's the difference? Either we die like they want or we coat ourselves in the red paint that flows through our veins.

CT 6011(Toad): ... Oh. But before they get cremated after the decommission right? Ponds blood?

Fox: always. As unmorally it sounds yes. It's not as if some of us track our brothers down and try to get their corpse...

CT 6011(Toad):...you got the commander's body?!

Fox painting his armory: we're always around. For the sake of it. For all vode. That's the Guard for you, Toad. Now let me do the tricky sigil.

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Commander Fox over comms: so recently have i found myself a method of falling asleep.

Sergeant Hound: oh you did?

Commander Thorn: which involves what? you sure you know what sleep means right?

Commander Fox: of course, I'm a master at it.

Commander Thorn: but you never sleep, Citrat is the one to drag your ass into the coma

Commander Fox: the master to avoid it. But it contains the very aspect of falling

Commander Thire: I don't like this

Video recording shows Commander Fox standing in Palpatines office, with a dead rat on the table. Turning to the camera, looking utterly exhausted but showing a tutorial of 101 how to fall asleep:

Commander Fox: first kill your nightmare

Commander Fox: then check if the coast is clear...hehehe...no coast here

Commander Fox: falling asleep is this...

Commander Fox running and crashing through the glass and falling down the tower: and if you reach the ground or whatever roof, you will feel the 100% truths of my words of sleep.

Commander Thire: WHAT THE ??!!! FOOOX!!!

Sergeant Hound on the ground: OH GOD HE DID IT.

Commander THorn: he did not....he...motherfucker...that genius.

Commander Fox on the ground still alive groans: somehow this is still not foolproof... let me try it another time

Seventeen stepping on his back: we have a word to talk.

Commander Fox: oh fuck

Commander Thorn: now it's foolproof. He dead.

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Maul: tell me where Kenobi is and perhaps I'll grand you mercy.

so Fox be like: sure thing, like shall i make you an appointment? I mean you're probably a jedi with that lightsword of yours...when? tomorrow or next week? like i usually don't schedule things for the jedi...but if he has some duties in the senate i do his shit too...what? why do you look at me like that?

Maul: just like that? It was all so simple?! Is there a catch? some lousy foul play to lure me out and catch me?

Fox: what? why? for what? did you run away? you're not in my files...well apperently Palpatine got some shade on you...but i dunno...

Maul: Palpatine...got...shade...

Fox fishing out a datapad with all that 50 shades of sidious: apparantly you ended up without your lower limbs? like usually his students...i dunno when he was a teacher...usually his students loose a limb or so...Skywalker for example...you....and your brother....and Skywalker is a jedi....wait...hold on... I need a drink..

Maul: I tied you up! How the fuck?!

Fox now pouring some elixier of Moonshine into a fine wine glass: Skywalker is a Jedi....does that mean...Palpatine is one too? But huh??? so you not? I'm confused with the system...but alas..since it fucked up my life...i don't care...what else? Palpatine turns out to be evil? sheming some mentor and student shit? only with suffering loss of limps...you want an appoinment sure...get one...i don't care...Ventress was a jedi too...well...not entirely....

Maul: are you serious? okay fine! I am a sith...will you arrest me or something? where is the rest of you?

Fox looking at him as if he had lost his head: no? I'm not here to arrest you...there is only me...and besides...thanks for the kidnapping...feels like holiday..no what it's called? a vacational spa....wellness...

MauL comming anyone....sane nearby: hello? Anyone? please pick me up...Kenobi!!!

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Fox: We have a lot more in common. We both are shunned by our own people. The GAR hates us Corries. The Jedi "hates" the Síth. The Senate hate us clones. The republicans the separatists. Where does the circle end? Nowhere. Obi-Wan might be the best negotiator but he's send to war with Cody. For that talent? Unfitting. I would have had him in the Senate but they don't deserve him and he's a bit dense if you look at Anakin.

Count Dooku: how did you even get into this ship? I made it sure it was secured.

Fox: no..no..listen to me. I'm not finished here. Anakin. Anakin is the embodiment of a war prodigy but he does seem to lean to your side. Doesn't he? But foremost, I agree with you on the Jedi council. Not trustworthy. They do praise themselves to help everyone but had their noses deep in businesses that have nothing to do with them or don't require to believe in some force osik to deal with problems but real actions. And the only progress so far, as I traced back, is you.

Fox taking a sip from a bottle of moonshine: And no one knows this but I. You and me. Shouldn't we be colleagues? Weren't you that guy that ordered us? No wonder we fit so well. We weren't fabricated for the Jedi....no it was all you.

Count Dooku: And how did you come to this conclusion?

Fox: Nala Se.

Count Dooku: she...?

Fox: we're planning on burning the Senate down. Are you in?

Count Dooku: from the very start, Commander.

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A treat of a fox

I really should go to sleep :'D,... But! But I got creative and couldn't stop. So, here we are with Commander Fox in a different kind of guard outfit. I don't know much about the weapons of the guards but I thought a blaster would fit better than a sword. (Would be cool too though). And I don't know anything about blasters...sry.

All I know that the reference for this one is the DH-17 Blaster Rifle

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Fox: today's is an anniversary. The GAR has a week holiday, there is only one way to fuck them off. Work triple. Troll them boys. And after this, you can have your rest.

CT 8844( Dare) : are we the reason they never get to rest? I hear them complaining.

Fox: all I hear is some winds whisper.

CT 8844: aye aye sir! Right away!

Stone: what an eager one you got there, Cody is on planet.

Fox: and?

Stone: he will be unpleased

Fox: do I give a fuck? No.

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CC-1010 sitting in a speeder waiting for the chancellor to arrive who was distracted by a Senate: ...

A man runs past him with Cody on tow: Stop! Fox! Stop him!

CC-1010 watching as the man run past him with a passive expression: another one, huh.

Cody: Fox! He just slapped Waxer and skiddadled...can you get him?

CC-1010: Nuh uh

Cody: what do you mean by that?! FOX!

CC-1010: Nuh uh! Not the chancellor. Not my business.

Cody: Fox. Snap out of it! For instance!

CC-1010: not my orders now. And please address me at this givin numbers of 1010. Thanks for your assistance.

Cody: we could've caught him!

CC-1010: nahhh

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Fox: that's a mandalorian...

Cody: yes..Obi wan and Vos touched another ancient artifact again and time...travel exist? The force...i don't know man, it's the fifth this month ..

Fox: I wonder how y'all survive

Cody: now that's my question...i've heard from the Jedi healers that you shouldn't be alive!

Fox: ...I think the mandalorian is approaching

Cody: don't distract me! Fox! I'm worried!

Rex: no, seriously ...Kote...Fox is right...

Cody ships his head around: oh shit-

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Nala Se: if you wanted to come in contact with me, why are you sending recondition request ?

Fox: that was my best idea!

Nala Se: Recondition yourself? I taught you better! Fastest way was decommission!

Fox: too suspicious, I do come back yk?

Nala Se: I hoped you'll stay....I have another business that needs to be taken care off...

Fox: what's this?

Nala Se showing a picture of Omega: I know you want to win the adoption war...here another lost vode... please 🥺?

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Palpatine: CC1010 who did you appoint as your new general? Mind clearing me up.

Fox: The count sir. Dooku, if you know.

Palpatine with a visible scowl: he's no Jedi

Fox: neither are all the people lingering in the Senate building and your Excellency.

Palpatine Raisin: he's a SEPARATIST!

Fox: you can still be his boss yk? Profits. You can't deny me here. Aren't you like very hype of new faces? Like what is Dooku anyways, he's just a lost but reasonable man.

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Fox: how was I even appointed and approved as a Corsucant Guard when I was the reason you were in need to replace several expensive equipment used for research? Aren't you scared I would try the same within the Corsucant Senate building?

Nala Se: ....clone. This stays under us or I'll recondition you

Fox: D:< ...it couldn't be that bad

Nala Se: you're an interesting experiment Clone, just like the billion others...but I would gladly see Corsucants corrupt core burning in chaos for we still have unfinished businesses with the chancellor...

Fox:... explain it in short form

Nala Se: you wrote your post traumatic background story so well, I was impressed and boom you're stationed there to continue your explicit vivid story.

Fox: (°Д°)