#ROUS is Rodent Of Unusual Size (mutant rat)
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Fox, having just sat down at his desk with a steaming hot cup of caf:
Thorn, peeking into Fox's office: Fox, we got a TIT in progress at Senator Bartoni's residence.
Fox, groaning: Send in Plumber Squad with the capture equipment. They know the drill...
Thorn, nodding on his way out: Roger that.
Fox, shakes his head and takes a sip of his caf:
Thire, running into Fox's office: Sir! We have a PENIS warning!
Fox, sighing: Is Feather out of the medbay yet?
Thire: Negative.
Fox: Send in Crackerjack then.
Thire: Crackerjack is also in the medbay.
Fox: Then ask Stone to pull Wingdings from his shift at the prison.
Thire, rushing off: On it!
Fox, massaging his temples: One normal morning... That's all I'm asking...
Hound, looking in: Sir, one of Senator Roszvel's Aides got eaten by a ROUS.
Fox, throwing his hands up in defeat: KARKING DAMN IT!
#star wars#the clone wars#coruscant guard#commander fox#commander thorn#commander thire#sergeant houd#inspired by a conversation I had with gaeasun about the coruscant guard having codes for specific animal related incidents#TIT is Tentacles In Toilet (dianoga in plumbing)#PENIS is Parrot Escapee Nuisance In Senate (senator's exotic bird on the loose in the senate dome)#ROUS is Rodent Of Unusual Size (mutant rat)
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