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Sometimes I get back looking like I robbed someone poor dudes garden lol
Don’t worry tho no garden robbing occurred, just the awful wastefulness and mismanagement of ressources of our society
#free stuff#freegan#leeks#dumpster dive#Im gonna make such a good soup#anti capitalism#chaos crow caws
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Still there
@imagionationstation
Ha ha torment >:))
Horrors and angst for the turt >:))
[check out the @mismatchedtwins au for those who want context haha, I'm evil I won't elaborate >:D ]
Anyways I had so much fun drawing that!! I hope u like it IS!!!! Man I love this au, very rotisserie chicken very good. The emotions on that one scene in ch.2 really struck me so I had to do something about it.
Hope ur doing good moot!! I'm only dipping in rn for a sec to put this here. I'll be back after I finally watch the sonic movie lol
Here's some silly doodles 4 ya
And Alt versions too!!
#mismatched twins au#tmnt 2012#rottmnt#tmnt crossover#rottmnt leo#currently fighting for my life on avoiding spoilers for the sonic 3 movie#im gonna stay away from social media for a while ill be back soon dw!!#IS im shaking u in a box and giving you soup i hope u have a good time these last days of the year#i appreciate YOU🫵 and ur big brain💚 thanks for helping make this year more brighter :))#stay safe guys and see ya later🫡#splatter scribbles
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can you not with the hunting HW stuff?
No lol.
#in fact i think im gonna make a little comic where she teaches you how to tan a hide#zine series where HW teaches you how to be a good survivalist#instead of larping bushcrafters on youtube who get called in by their upset wives for dinner#after making their 100th soup can stove in the backyard#i gotta do this now#adventure time#huntress wizard#asks
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Potato leek soup and some honey whole wheat bread from yesterday.
#they go very well together but not quite as good as if id made soda bread. the honey is a little too much for soup i think ?#was glad to try out the recipe tho. i wrote it up from memory for a friend and have been worried i was wrong#abt proportions and all but its fine.#tbh the way i cook is like. if the recipe require specific amounts of stuff and substitutes dont work#then im not gonna make it. im a#'throw stuff in a pot on autopilot' kinda guy. like with stuff like quiche especially#i dont HAVE a recipe i just do some stuff with what i have and then bam. delicious quiche every time#so... writing up recipes is a little difficult but im glad this one at least worked for me xD#cooking#baking#now all i need is some tea... too lazy tho
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things i am making this week :
chicken noodle soup recipe i found on tiktok
pesto salmon with roasted broccolini & parsnips (maybe chickpeas also)
green chicken & rice soup
butter chicken w basmati rice +the rest of my chickpeas &maybe an attempt at homemade naan
salmon rice bowl 🍚 avocado cucumber carrots idk the works. maybe some edamame would be good also ooooohh fuck i have shallots maybe fried or pickled shallots
#lot of chicken lot of salmon. but honestly i am#not a pork girly usually & beef is soooo expensive idk#dont mention me making soup twice OK its good to freeze#im gonna have a big cooking day tomorrow cuz im off
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the way i want to perfect my tomato soup and grilled cheese recipe for my girlfriend because it’s one of her safe foods when she doesn’t feel good
#snz blog#snz kink#snzblr#caretaking#if anyone has a panera tomato soup recipe that tastes exactly like the one from the restaurant send it my way#when i find the perfect recipe im gonna make a bunch and freeze it#so the second i can tell she’s not feeling good i can give her some
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back home and my washing is done and I need to eat lunch and do my ironing and then I've done all the tasks on my list and I can spend the rest of the day having a mental breakdown and then go straight to sleep woohoo
#wait no i cant bc my mum wants to call. well i can have like a 2 hr breakdown and then call her and make dinner and then get back to it#i cant go out or do anything nice its too much. for a taurus i rly suck at this hedonism shit 🙄#its fine just the comedown innit. love med mood swings bc i have smth to blame other than myself when i feel bad#and i was always gonna feel bad today anyway. its just a reminder of how im not even a real person and all i do is take from everyone#and i can never make up for that no matter how hard i try and i can never feel sorry enough abt it!!!!#lets not even get into it or ill be typing an entire monologue here. as per fucking usual anyway#its all good ill remember how to be normal in a bit 👍 god its so fucking embarrassing feeling like this sorry for ventposting#but i will blow the flat up with myself in it otherwise so. niche microblogging platform i use as a journal save me#eating my fuckign. Soup#.diaries#.vent
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Happy birthday!!! (Or having turned an age ) I hope you have the best year yet (you deserve it:)
thank you sam<3
#genuinely#i just had a really good year and the prospect of it being beat makes me hopeful to be alive#cause i know theres no way i peaked at 19#what a good life#i just woke up after being out til 5 am im gonna have instant soup and maybe ice cream for breakfast/lunch festival aftershow consequences#yeehaw
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as someone who frequently doesnt eat real food for days due to the eating disorder. i might literally have a meltdown abt being unable to eat real food cuz my throat is too swollen to swallow anything. i WANT to eat. do you know how rare that is!!!!
#yelling at clouds#it's my Only symptom at this point#my throat is insanely swollen and i keep coughing up phlegm. that's it#i started getting a headache earlier n i think it was purely dehydration. my nose isnt blocked!#i feel like smth is Stuck in my throat. it is my fucking uvula.#im gonna make more soup i just#i am so mad i cant even have Good soup. cuz i need it to be purely liquid.#what is the POINT if the soup isnt 50% cheese!!!!!
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Having a very good passover <3 Was a great day for me with school being closed, and I finally got delivered a school jacket i won in a draw!
Had fun making the seder for myself. Spent the night preping the food and making my own seder plate (I don't have a bone tho... limits). Made do with what I had <3

And shout out to my catholic friends who were supportive and chatted with me on text whilst I prepped for Passover XD <3
Feels a little less like I'm doing it alone by chatting with friends <3
#im. a little bit wine drunk. theres a lot of wine involved in this.#my soup turned out well too im very happy#been struggling a bit the past few days but today was really good.#heres to the spring. were all gonna make it through i believe in all of us#the prophet speaks
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jellyfish salad is starting to become my specialty haha
#i make a damn good chicken bone soup stock for pretty much anything#but#omg im starting to crave jellyfish salad as like a normal food now this is great#y'know medusivores had the right idea when they decided jellyfish was gonna be the only thing they ate#this is great#(eats jellyfish with veggies and lime)#mun rambles
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#i just like‚ don’t want to do anythin anmore lol#im so tired and have no sense of time i never know what day it is or what time it is i feel so lost#maybe i’ll just rot away in my room#i need to cry but the tears never come i always cry when i dont want to#let me fucking cry argrhrhggg#rotting away in my room forever probably gonna spiral but its fine i whatever i have water so peace and love i guess#im just so deeply sad and i’ve been just unhealthily scrolling on social media i need to stop instagram is so stupid for making reels#never going on instagram reels actually just say no#ugh im literally so sad and dont want to do anything i keep seeing nature and its just so beautiful and i think about a life i could have#i think and think about it and want to cry because it’s the most ideal life i could ever hope for but its just a silly fantasy#i know i’ll never actually have a life i want#i just want to live in a cottage and paint and be good at it and go for morning walks when the sun rises and afternoon walks when its rains#and pick flowers and go home and make soup and have a nice room to get all comfy and why am i even saying this lol#with the way the worlds turning out with everything unfortunately revolving around money i’ll never have an ideal life#it just feels like my whole life is just crumbling down around me#anyways im like totally fine by the way im literally so silly all of the time
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Gonna get a fucking hernia at least from this cough. If not that and cracked ribs 🥺
#the mucinex is helping a little and i have an ice bag on my chest that seems to be helping the inflammation#mom was like ice????? you want ICE???? FOR YOUR CHEST??? like believe it or not this and cold air are supposed to help croup which im#apparently too old to have sgdgdvdvfvvf but it's still chest tube inflammation so yeah ICE MA#like im at the point where ill try nearly anything (but not if i have to taste it like robitussin id rather die thanks) like bro you do not#understand where im at pain wise today like im in so much pain i thought i was gonna die earlier bc i kept coughing these loud loooong#barking coughs like they're more like moos agdgdvvdgdgd bc i have a good lung capacity to a fault where my coughs go oooooon before i can#even take a breath again#but anyway the ice bag is making me feel marginally better and mom is making me soup 💙 yay#marquilla
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Okay but if you're like me and you love the taste of French onion soup but hate the big fuckin onion chunk in the soup... this bread is your best goddamn friend
It's so fuckin good
Also experiment with the cheeses! I used pepper jack once instead of cheddar and I stg it was the best fuckin thing ever. Marble jack is also a good one.
ONION SOUP 🧅 BREAD 🍞 FROM 1968
#b dylan hollis#vintage#vintage recipes#old recipes#onion soup bread is so good#im gonna make some this weekend now
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❝𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎❞
𝐅𝐔𝐂��𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐘 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓
manipulative!geto ✘ fem!reader
summary: geto is one of your innocent friends, what happens when you get stuck in a cabin with him alone since your boyfriend gojo can't make it?, will he stay so innocent?
warnings: 18+, nsfw, so much smut, cabin sex, perv!geto, fingering, squirting, nastiness, geto gets what he wants, gojo is your boyfriend, manipulation, obsession.
today is the day. today is the day geto will get what he wants. today is the day geto will get what he dreamed of. today is the day geto gets to live his little nasty fantasy. today is the day geto will finally get to feel your soft, plump body against his- that's if, if only if everything goes according to his plan, and be demanded getos plans will always work.
"ah here you are suguru!" you slowly wave your hand at geto as he makes his way toward your cabin, the cabin where you and gojo have been living for the past few months, he would be lying if he said he isn't jealous of his dear childhood friend. keeping you all to himself. gojo and geto have always shared everything, even the stupid childish dream about living without curses- they both shared it, so what about you? why is saturo so selfish that he can't share you with him?.
part of geto doesn't blame his friend because if he had you. he would split the ocean in half before giving you to anyone.
geto smiles softly at you. waving back, he smiles even wider once he sees the way you're hopping from leg to leg- clearly just as excited as he is to meet you.
"careful y/n don't want you hurting yourself on my watch." he speaks out once he's in a close distance to get a good look at the gorgeous goddess in front of him, cheeks flushed from hopping around, grinning from ear to ear, hair slightly messy because of the cold breeze that's hitting both of you.
you playfully role your eyes "don't worry suguru I'm a grown woman, of course i wouldn't hurt myself in such a silly way like you do." getos cheeks flush remembering the embarrassing moments of him being clumsy around you.
"aw your ears are getting red no need to be embarrassed geto" you say while gently rubbing his ear between your finger tips- trying to rub his redness away. getos breath hitch this little act of yours, you have no idea- no idea what you do to your so called "sweet" suguru.
"im not embarrassed, it's just because it's cold outside" geto mumbles, you let out a little mhm while you move your hand away folding them close to your body, making your breast slightly peark up."if you so say, now get inside don't want you catching a cold on my watch" you say teasingly micking him- now it's his turn to roll his eyes at you.
both of you make it inside the warm cabin, it wasn't to small or to big, it was just enough the perfect size for two new happy couple. it was the perfect size to cuddle and fuck in, if geto was the one with you here- he would have fucked you in every inch of this cabin, print his cock in you everywhere, claim you in every inch so everytime he isn't here, you would remember the way he fucked you in every corner- but today there isn't ifs because he's gonna make it happen, after all he's geto.
you happily sip the last bit of the soup geto has made for both you.
"I didn't know you were a chef suguru- I guess every day the huge brain of yours learn something new". geto blushes a little before snorting at your little comment about his brain "it's nothing special, it's just a soup recipe I learned from my grandpa, that he used to make when I was sick" he says while staring at the way you happily rub at your cute little tummy, that he has noticed grew a little since the last time he saw you- it's not that he minds oh no it makes him more eager to touch you- to squeeze your little stomach while he eats you out, holding you in place by your tummy.
"still it made both of me and my baby happy" you say cheekly not realizing what you just said till geto drops his spoon.
"y... your baby?" geto repeats making sure he heard you right, making you realize what you just said- your eyes widen and you stand up quickly making the chair you were sat on fall with a thud.
"NO- oh god no im not pregnant or anything!" you hurriedly say as if geto thinking your pregnant is your hugest fear, he stare at you confused.
"then why did you-" he was cut off by you "it's just me and gojo been acting as if im pregnant and saying cheesy stuff-" you say as if that makes any sense "I don't know why but it's been gojos new thing to act as if im pregnant so it just rubbed off on me I guess" you mumble hoping the big guy would understand what you mean- you finally got the courage to look up at him, and it catches you off surprise what you see- you have never seen geto with such a dark expression on his face, he was clenching his hand into a fist under the table. you were not sure what to say.
so that's what gojo been up to huh. breeding his lovely y/n. trapping you so he won't be able to have you. the thought of that made geto fume in rage, how many times have gojo fucked you and breed you full with his cum? how many times have gojo planted his seed inside of you pretending to impregnate you? geto won't let this happen, and tonight he will make sure of it. by marking his seed inside of you before gojo gets to steal that from him.
"it's.. it's fine it just got me off guard that you guys would have kept something as big as you being pregnant from me" geto stares at you with sad eyes- he has to keep the innocent act till he gets what he wants, he wasn't entirely lying. it would make him really upset if you guys kept such thing hidden from him.
"no no no no suguru- you know you would be the first person we would tell if that ever happens right?" you say panickly "yea I know".
soon after the sun has disappeared and a gloomy dark weather has appeared- you had always since childhood hated rain and thunder, of course geto knew that- this is why he's here today. this is why he made a specific plan to be here at this time, at this weather, and mostly at a time where gojo wouldn't be around.
you stare at the window as your hear the soft drops of rain starting to fall- you frown "saturo won't make it today with such weather" you worriedly say and of course geto knew that I mean after all it was part of his plan-"yea looks like it".
loud thunder and heavy rain sounds fill the room. under the darkness of this room it lights up each time. after every thunder to, show a glimpse of you and geto laying together with only 1 blanket. 1 pillow. 1 bed.
"im sorry geto-its just... you know i can't handle the thunder" you softly whipser, shuffling next to him. of course again geto knew that, he knew that you would get scared to be alone in your room, he knew that you'd come to him seeking for comfort, and he knew he would give you that with no hesitation.
"it's alright. it's just like back when we were kids right?" geto mumbles shifting to turn around and look at your curled up back shivering from discomfort of the loud thunder. he slowly stretch his arms towards you. fingers itching to feel the warmth of you, once he reachs you- you stiff unsure how to feel about that "geto-" you were cut off by him shushing you gently while hooking his arms around your waist and pulling you to his chest.
"shhhh it's okay. im here everything is going to be okay" he softly rock you against his chest-pressing your whole body warmth against his and god it felt so good to have you this close. finally he thought while pressing his nose against your hair- taking a deep breath of the cherry smell of your hair. finally he thought again. finally he can have you while slowly trailing his nose against your ear going lower and lower. finally he thought once more. finally he can get to mark his sweet little y/n.
"geto-" you breath out once more, feeling your childhood friend press his front against you- gently sucking your earlobe in his mouth, coating it with his warm spit.
"what are you doing-" you gently tug, trying to escape his grasp- not realizing you accidentally rubbed your ass on his already ragging hard on. geto hiss, realising your now spit-covered earlobe from his mouth "careful- don't want me cumming in my pants just yet". you gasp you have never thought such a dirty words would come out of your dark haired innocent friend.
a loud thunder seems to snap you out to reality, you flinch at how loud it was- you couldn't even fully react because geto was already shushing you and gently rubbing your belly. "shhh it's okay baby I know, I know just let me take care of this okay hm? let me make you forget about this- you don't have to do anything just lay close to me while I make you feel so so so good, that you won't have to worry about the silly little thunder hm?"
you were confused, scared, shakey about what's happening this is why you hated rainy days because they always make you go blank- weak can't do anything, you didn't even realize that you were crying until you felt geto licking away a tear that dropped from your eye. his tongue felt warm and wet against your cold cheek.
"aw my little baby- don't cry I will take care of you, don't worry" he gently whispered still soothing your belly the only difference is that his hands are now under your shirt- making skin to skin contact with it. his hand felt so warm and comforting that you simply just sniffle and node to scared and confused to do anything else.
"such a good girl for me" geto mumbles against your neck while slowly lowering his hand from your belly- to your underwear trailing soft circles on top of your underwear.
he can feel your sweet little pussy throbbing under his hand- such a sweet pussy even through confusion your pussy is still so eager for him. he flickes your underwear up and slide his hand under- his groan is muffled by your neck, as he suck on it leaving a redish purple mark covered with his drool behind. he can feel how sticky and warm you were plusing under his touch- clenching around nothing so ready for one of his long fingers to slide right into your warmth.
he starts sucking on your delicate neck drung off the smell of you, as he rubes gentle circles on your clit- you let a whimper, you let out the sweetest whimper he ever heard. it made him go crazy because it finally hits him. he's making you his. he's making you feel good. he's touching your pussy. so warm so sticky so wet, he couldn't help himself from rocking his hips against your ass basically humping your ass while fingering you.
he goes faster. more aggressive- you couldn't help the loud whine that left you. clear warm liquid gushing out of you, coating his finger, he starts to hump you faster he can practically feel his percum soaking through his boxer.
he suddenly flips you into your back- him on top of you, earning a gasp out of you- you finally caught a look at him. he didn't look like the sweet geto you knew, he looked like an animal waiting to rut, his hair is messy, cheeks flushed, drool leaving his mouth and coating his puffy red lips. you couldn't help your gaze going down- he was huge who knew geto could hold such a weapon between his legs.
Impatiencly he slides your shorts and underwear off- he couldn't wait more to take a look at the sweet puffy pussy of yours. once it was free he left out a long groan- head dropping to take a closer look while hooking your legs around his shoulder.
"fuck y/n- look what the sight of your wet pussy do to me" he shakily says palming his dick out of his boxers. he was indeed huge, the long distance between the darkish hair around his base and the top but what caught your attention is the hot pink head and the white percum leaking out of it. it was a breathtaking sight you couldn't deny.
geto is shaking- he doesn't know why. is he shaking from excitement. is he shaking from how nasty he is. is he shaking because he knows it's fucked up or is he shaking because he can't wait to eat the wet creamy pussy in front of him- he doesn't waste any more time and dig right into his meal.
the thunder is long gone. it stopped and the only sound left in this room was the wet, sucking and licking sounds your pussy is geto slowly raise his head, you thought he was finished but the way he holds your eyes tells you something different- he maintain eye contact while slowly spitting, letting the drool leave his mouth and land directly on your clit. this time it was you who couldn't hold out your moan. once he started to suck on your clit again it's over for you.
you squirt all over his face, clear liquid gushing out of your pretty pussy- geto couldn't believe it, but that didn't stop him from opening his mouth and letting all the squirt go directly into his mouth. it's like he's drinking out of a holy fountain of a goddess, and this sent him over the edge- white hot cum spurts out of his angry dick and lend on your thighs.
your body was shaking, you could barely keep your eyes open after this. the only thing you heard before falling into deep sleep was "rest y/n because we're not done yet".
#geto x reader#geto smut#geto suguru#geto suguru smut#geto suguru x reader#gojo x reader#gojo smut#gojo satoru smut#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk smut#jjk fanfic#sukuna smut#jjk x reader#jjk#jjk x black reader#jujutsu kaisen x black reader#sukuna x reader#choso x reader#choso smut#toji x reader#toji smut#geto x y/n#geto x you#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#getou x reader
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no hold on im not done what do u mean a bowl... a bowl? doesn't "bowl" imply this is something you use for food purposes? like that is what you use it for & nothing else? as far as im aware the super bowl is the only bowl that isnt about food (dont tell me anything about the super bowl i dont care). in a bowl? vomit? in a bowl. not a bucket a bowl. the thing u have that u eat in. i need to think about something else i can never eat at someone else's place again
#perth.txt#my mother has many failings wrt food safety. not this one#cw emetophobia#i'm gonna have to make sure everyone whose house i go to doesnt feed me from a vomit bowl. going to lose it#was it designed to break me#wait ppl put popcorn in a bowl?? what size bowl are we talking bc im imagining like soup bowl#i cant imagine ppl are putting popcorn in soup bowls#good god i need to think abt something else STAT my stomach is turning 😭 maybe its the pumpkin soup though i dunno#i was HEALTHY i ate SOUP but my body CANT BREAK VEGETABLE FIBER so im gonna SHIT#tmi. maybe. thats just the life of ibs warriors tho
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