Colby. He/him🏳️⚧️. 33. MN. Slowly becoming allergic to everything. Moon Knight, Last of Us, Star Wars, Psychonauts are my hyperfixations.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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I'm glad we can all agree on the subject of Professor Emmrich Volkarin 💀💚
Made in collaboration with the bone peepaw stans of tumblr, I hope you're all enjoying your romance quests.
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#ive yet to play this game but yeah sounds right#will also be my rook with each of them when i finally play the game
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Taash is a bad influence on The Baby (Manfred) and Emmrich will not let that stand
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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
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downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because
followed by
is such a funny sequence
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I got some emmrich art cooking in my head, as soon as I'm done with work, I'm going nuts with it For now this shall suffice
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there was a chicken loose on the golf course so they just. brought it in. to the office.
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You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days
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do you think maybe you could make something with the baby batch about body positivity 👉👈
@zaya-mo @the-sith-in-the-sky-with-diamond @ladykatakuri @marierg @thecoffeelorian @salubriousbean @bring-backup-99 @99tech99 @ilovethebabybatch @sunshinesdaydream
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what is your favourite shape?
whatever's going on inside red cabbage like. i see god in this thing
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