Colby. He/him🏳️⚧️. 34. MN. Slowly becoming allergic to everything because im just really allergic to dogs, and my body doesn't like that, apparently. Moon Knight, Last of Us, Star Wars, Dragon Age, Batfam, and shitposting are my hyperfixations.
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I just really wanted these next to each other
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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
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Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw
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i saw a license plate this morning that said ‘drgn slr’ which probably means ‘dragon slayer’ but ‘dragon slur’ is funnier. dragon faggot. draggot if you will.
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So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.
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Pssst
Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?
Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere
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Im glad I coexist on tumblr at the same time as you, dude
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Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious
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And here we find a rare instance of a Humans Are Space Orcs post from Tiktok that isn't an AI voice reading a reddit post over a minecraft video.
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this motherfucker actually just tweeted this in the middle of his own championship match at wrestlemania
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spending all that time on a drawing only to decide its very ugly
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