#If so then hi!

[bluewolfangel01]

So Mc gets special luck because of their pact with Mammon right?

Imagine Mc getting a job as a dealer at a casino (ex. blackjack)

(Disclaimer idk exact workings of casinos and not promoting gambling)

Poor Mammon would feel so betrayed when he found out, cause now he's not only losing to the house, he's losing to the house AND his human

Mc wins a lot of the games, but loses some intentionally to not seem like they're cheating or get caught faster

They make sure to down play their victory, and play into players' egos to ensure player return

The other dealers and higher-ups at the casino would start catching on, of course

The higher ups would probably love the chance at getting more money, so they'd probably promote Mc

They would then be making absolute bank working at the high roller tables

The high rollers are no match for Mc's charms

They'd be too good there as well (ex. Their players catch onto the insane luck)

This would get to the point where, to the casino's dismay, there was no choice but to let Mc go

Otherwise their luck would bring the house down

And if asked why Mc decided to work at a casino their response would be, "I wanted to see how long I'd be able to work at a casino with my luck, the grimm and entertainment factor were just bonuses."

[stealingpotatoes]

it’s eunuch Tucker’s adoptiversary and defacto birthday today <3

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[chrismcshell]

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

[juunipupu]

Knight and the enemy within

[djungleskogs]

it’s crazy how absolutely blatantly luigi’s constitutional rights are being breached and people seem more concerned about his appearance than a real, scary view of the power CEOs and the healthcare industry have over the legal system. like yeah he looks good in those photos i can appreciate that too but can we focus on the fact that the media is absolutely treating him as if he has already been found guilty. this could happen to anyone. anyone could be arrested over the death of a wealthy, influential person and the precedent being set right now is essentially that the prosecution can run wild and create documentaries declaring your guilt. like that’s really serious and scary.

[personnotfound]

i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.

[cafeyote]

me and gang at the haunted house

[scapegods]

what if this scene was worse

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[stealingpotatoes]

tried to tell my faithful eunuch Tucker that he was basically tumblr famous, but he was too focused on defending the homestead to care

[doctorsiren]

More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids

[gwydionae]

Behold, one of my best friend's Halloween costumes, recorded and uploaded by a complete stranger with over a million views on tiktok! (I'm so proud!!)

[soaptaculart]

The cat and the dad she said she "didn't want"