#If it's objectively funny I count it
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When ranking a Dragon Ball movie, I use the four Cs method
Listed in order of importance:
Characters (how much I like everybody in the movie + their dynamics. This includes heros and villains)
Coolness (how're the fight scenes? How hyped am I? Am I going to be quoting it until the day I die?)
Concept (Is something new and fun introduced? Or are they just gonna reveal some new space dickhead/Frieza is back and the solution is 'Punch Harder')
Coherency (does it make sense? Does previous DB lore back it up?)
So for instance, a movie that is very cool and fun to see (subjective) with characters I like to watch do stuff but that makes no sense literally at all will rank higher than a movie with a well-put together plot but with characters I've seen do shit all the time
It's why I have a fondness for Bio-Broly even though it sucks. I like when background characters get to fuck around and I think the idea of a fucked up Broly clone rules.
Concept basically measures 'is this just a worse version of a canon arc?' eg Cooler, Android 13, Tree of Might, that one DB movie I can't remember but also ends in the panty wish; else it measures how many times has dragon ball done this before, like 'there is a guy from space and he is strong' like Broly's Return
#Also Concept doesn't have to be cool#If it's objectively funny I count it#like Super Android 13 being one of my favorites because#i think the villains being a robot trucker and a small purple pimp is enough to carry it despite#it basically being a worse version of the Cell arc#which also plays into Character#dbz#dragon ball#dragon babble#i rank super hero higher than super broly bc while i like the character A LOT#it's... Broly Again and it's literally just another Goku and Vegeta movie#like don't get me wrong Super Broly is my second favourite db movie#but Super Hero was ALL characters I like having fun and cool interactions#and the final fight was BADASS AS ALL HELL AND TWO NEW TRANSFORMATIONS I WAS SO HYPE#who gives a SHIT if Gohan Beast doesn't make any sense. it was awesome and it's Dragon Ball. rule of cool baby
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*4s voice* SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND
#Bigender Balloon real to me#Also this is both so freaking funny to me#and I feel bad for Balloon#She gets all of two votes. One of which is Nickel who's her partner so that doesn't count#inanimate insanity#object posting#nickloon#II nickel#II goo#ii spoilers#iii spoilers#ii tea kettle#II balloon
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Eve: "Regarding the lyrics, this time its about portraying the conflicts and feelings of the characters in Jujutsu kaisen. This kind of feeling inside me, made me choose the characters one by one and thus write the lyrics. I don't dare to say where or who..."
Also Eve:
Alternative translations: 1 2 3 4
The lyrics hit different after ch 271. I kinda want this to be the op for s4 ngl
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#ryomen sukuna#gojo satoru#sukugo#my post#this is all eve all I did was take a screen shot at the convenient time to further my Sukugo agenda lol#I think the characters this is about are Sukuna Megumi gojo and maaaaybe yuji and yuta#But I think it's mainly about Sukuna's feelings during the shinjuku showdown especially towards gojo#It's art anyone can interpret it the way they want#but “my passion that towards you only cuts through the air like a wish” while showing the prison cube getting cut in half... yeah...#Also “lost emotions”??? Like what? Nervousness? Lmao#Love is when he makes you feel nervous for the first time in a thousand years#“thoughts voice words and lost emotions and love spin and spin towards the chance of victory” I love the use of the word “spin” here#cuz mahoraga's wheel spinning was like a count down for the you know what#I like how it starts with Sukuna's finger box and ends with it note how it has this black sludge thingy around it in the beginning#but in the end it's cleared (watch the video)#“Expectations overlap with regrets” *Shows their hands reaching* o m g????? That other hand is definitely Sukuna's it has black nails!!!#The other hand we see coming out of an eye !!!!!!#“the memory and love to be hidden and the eternal identity till death shall it be fine to keep them staying” While showing the last finger#And that heart cut in half!!!! it's probably about kashimo but kashimo was only created to bring the subtext into text anyways sooo...#That brain is definitely yuta taking over and I'd like to think that broken sphere is yuta's domain barriers that shattered in ch 263#Expectations overlap with regrets indeed 😏 that being the slowest part of the song is so fucking funny Sukuna's really missing his wife#To me now this song is about Sukuna's unspoken love and regret and preserving this love and memory for as long as his remains exist#Also there's a line in the song about these feelings “riding on the past and future” which is just aghhhh reminds me of Kashimo's question#why mince your soul into cursed objects and watch all those years go by what were you looking for#Sukuna literally time travelled met his love said he will remember him for as long as he lives and died in the same fucking day#only for his remains to stay protecting japan and preserve that memory The body is the soul and the soul is the body yeah?#Also Sukuna is basically tengen now so the six eyes is bound to him 😉 Gojo is the reason Sukuna's memory is preserved and vice versa#kenjaku baby trapped him to do bad things gojo finger trapped him into becoming Japan's protector against curses... Gojo best wife
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day 7
funny picture day at work
#does this count...???? idk#i found the base on pinterest so i mean its good enough#i was gonna do a funny anime chibi thing but i changed my mind#clippy#finder#virtual assistants#gijinka#object head#cringetober#doodle
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no bc deadass the rescue bots are straight up mean as hell. like, they arent evil or immoral they’re just rude. to the point where they’re meaner than the decepticons ok like megatron kept avoiding actually gettind rid of starscream despite the constant murder attempts but heatwave was willing to get rid of two of the other bots (blades after he abandoned a rescue bc of an avalanche and blurr bc blurr). heatwave is more ruthless than megatron which is so damn funny. blades keeps insulting people for no good reason (sometimes it makes sense but like quickshadow’s accent and how she talks made him so upset). chase is harder to see but he’s willing to do anything to follow the rules and he tends to repeatedly bring up other people’s issues (i dont think i have to explain but like example is little white lies. that whole episode). boulder is very sweet most of the time but the instant heatwave gets in on it he does too. multiple times in the show this has happened (off the top of my head when blades got the scoop claw hw and boulder were laughing at him and when hw made fun of blades boulder laughed, also heatwave was saying blurr was super annoying and boulder agreed).
to be clear this is a good thing. i wanna see more complex characters who are still fundamentally good people!! you can be callous, have low empathy, be egotistical, get angry, make fun of ur friends and still make good choices and still help people. you at your worst and you at your best are still both you, but your worst being bad doesn’t mean your best isn’t good. especially because morality wise the rescue bots are the best people. i mean, they aren’t war criminals (or regular criminals), they don’t physically harm others, they don’t put others at risk (at least not intentionally), and they literally had to pretend to be actual machines while risking their lives every day. these people who treated them as essentially slaves were who they had to protect. and they did it, over and over again, without hesitation. and i think they deserve to be a bit rude for that, and because their meanness comes from caring. if they didn’t care they wouldn’t bother to speak up and be heard, even if it’s in a disrespectful way. but they do.
anyways idk rescue bots brainrot and the concept of a fundamentally good society have been eating away at me.
#they love everybody so much that they snap so often#heatwave cares about his team. when he says someone needs to go its a big deal#because he cares about that member but he also cares about the rest of his team#one wrong move and they’re dead. it’s life or death every day#he doesnt want to invite the day where death will be the winner#blades getting so pissed and confused by quickshadow’s accent and speech was so damn funny tho#i too am confused and pissed by the british#boulder being the nicest kindest most gentle bot immediately going away when heatwave decides to be petty is always delightful#“hmm this person is doing something funny/wrong/objectively dumb but everyone makes mista— oh? heatwave is making fun of them? count me in!#homosexual behaviour#heatwave makes people worse <3#chase bringing up the oldest shit to make a dig at someone is so silly#you make one mistake and years later he’s still bringing it up#looking at my tags as i write them and hw’s are so serious and everyone else’s are like “lmao silly little guy says silly little things”#rescue bots#tfrb#tfrb heatwave#tfrb boulder#tfrb blades#tfrb chase#transformers rescue bots#transformers
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I don't really consider myself objectum because I mostly prefer people and I'm not dating an object nor do I really want to. However I will say that IMO the most attractive objects are houses, white marble statues, and old black arcade cabinets
#personal#suggestive text#most the object stuff on tumblr just seems to be home computer stuff and that doesn't really appeal to me but cool yknow#(or like plushies)#tech has a lot of guts and working parts and often has parts that can move so it makes sense it's popular as an objectum thing to me#well arcade cabinets count as tech too. but i never see it#i do think it's kind of funny that since objectum had its popularity phase u see a lot of people doing the ''objects sexy'' thing here#and then they aren't. actually into objects. they just thought it was purely metaphorical#and then they get surprised when they learn there's people who are actually sexually/romantically attracted to objects...#(man i understand being for real about liking objects when i look at those all-black arcade cabinets)#hehe okay i'll stop talking now
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@kelean tagged me to make a poll with 5 of my faves!! And let people choose their faves out of them. Thank you dear
Tagging @mrianne @zlotc @gay-melon @xiabnuy to do it next <3
#am I gonna add hualian both here?? yeah!!! of course#This poll got me thinking there' s a lot of women i really do like but they are objectively not on the same level with anyone from here#phos is nonbinary#And there are girls i've been just crazy obsessing over a couple of years ago but i don't anymore and none are older than like... 20#sayakyo are 15#Bringing up age in a poll like this is funny 💀 bc i wonder what age is considered “average” for my faves. Considering only these#650. I've counted and it's 650.#I didn't take Phos's final age because it would be even funnier but is going to fuck up the results#I'm gonna do better though my next target media are jwqs and signalis#accidentally voted for johnny a day before final results 💀 there you go king i guess
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We finally played this game yesterday so i can post it now. I've had this screenshot in my drafts for moooonths.
I love making stupidly big maps in roll20 with too many doors. The game hates it. It hates the number of doors that I put in these maps.
#triangle agency#ttrpg#roll20#anyways#that's it#lol#i just thought it was funny#also there were so many toilets on this map i thought it would be funny if i made an optional objective count them everywhere they went#for commendations of course#what it actually hates is the lighting but i just think it's really funny to put doors in all of the places that would have doors
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can i be real. im specifically not reblogging posts because of the ad campaign to get more followers you add to the end of them
Damn that’s crazy….
#is this bit objectively annoying? yeah.#i will say tho#ive never met#a bit i havent committed to#AND i have gained almost 50 followers in a week#only 240 to go!!!!! (lmao)#its funny bc its stupid you see i dont think ive ever asked for followers anytime on any blog#and now im doing it to achieve an impossible goal#yes its annoying no im not gonna get to 1k within the next week#but i am COMMITTED to the bit#i am AWARE how annoying it is#not counting#ezra bridger#rb#swr#star wars rebels#sw rebels#rebels#star wars#asking where is ezra#anon#hashtag1000by2000
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looking back it's actually super funny that i told my parents that i wanted to take a semester off of college and the first thing they did was call my therapist and book me an appointment. i was like "mom dad school is making me want to kms i want to take time off" and they were like "oh god this is above our paygrade. what's your therapist's phone number". they did not let me take a semester off, but i got to go to therapy about it, so, like. problem solved! (it was not fucking solved)
#lyz talks#like GREAT THANKS MOM AND DAD. NOW I CAN TELL A PROFESSIONAL THAT I HATE ACADEMIA. PROBLEM SOLVED!#LIKE I ALREADY KNEW I HATED ACADEMIA! THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO TAKE TIME OFF!!!#this all went down in jan 2020 LMFAO so like. we all know what happened next!#i felt very monkey's paw-d when lockdown happened. like extremely monkey's paw-d. i was like oh GOD this is NOT what i meant!!!!#anyways. was talking about this with a friend the other day and like. objectively it's kinda funny.#like my parents r well-meaning and also completely fucking oppressive and misguided.#yes they love me yes they never made the right decisions when it mattered. they don't know what i need. they're trying their best#it's not enough but by god they love me and that's more than most people get. it has to count for something.
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i need a twenty hour bg3 dlc where the entire thing is just verbally unloading on mystra because worst part of romancing gale bar none is shouting "don't even THINK about it" every time he suggests detonating the orb to save the world
#ofc this does not count when him threatening to blow himself up is objectively funny#vinny plays bg3#did he fuck up a little? yes! but you don't have all the facts. which are. i love him
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lgbt lit was funny as hell we spent the first 20 finishing up our fun home discussion and the rest of the time discussing slurs
#also its so funny being who i am because i look like A Vaguely Quiet and Polite Girl Nerd but um. am not all those things.#and. like i cant remember how we got on the topic but my prof mentioned how when we were reading giovannis room he made some comment on#davids body count where he claimed he had only slept with joey prior meeting giovanni and me + one other person were like uh no he didnt#(and acknowledging that he was being a little liar in these moments was integral to my reading/interpretation but i digress)#and i objected with. he was like i was so shocked because you went out right 'when he was sucking dick in an alleyway' and youre a--#then he like straight up referred to me as a 'young lady' LMFAOOO sure. but its like oh hm yeah i can see how that would be unexpected.#then we got onto the topic of tumblr. as we often do as queer 18-20~ somethings. and i mentioned i had one and he was like. ren D:#i know buddy. if the sucking dick comment shocked you you would keel over reading some of the other stuff i post about here.
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I looked through the tags on that Black Sails post and yes, that's pretty much what I thought they'd be and also exactly why I stay away from that fandom.
#Anyway petition to like.#Ban this website from throwing the word coloniser around.#It's like. The amount of sheer secondhand embarrassment I get. Stop it. Good lord just stop.#And this from a girl whose people were entirely colonised by the British.#Like I'm half-Irish half-Native American so it was just double-fucked by the British on all counts.#I am begging you all to just stop it.#'LOL FUCK U WHITEBREAD COLONISER' like are you twelve.#Are you twelve and throwing around phrases you think make you seem hip and cool and edgy with the kids.#It wasn't funny in Black Panther when they did it ~seven time and it's not funny when I hear it for the nth time on this website either.#You are cringe. I am cringing. Please for my sanity enough.#text#chey.txt#Not even getting into how the word coloniser has been thrown around and applied completely and objectively incorrectly with recent events.
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you know how all of the British museums are filled with stolen stuff taken from thier "we invade everyone and steal thier shit for fun" era and now everyone wants their stuff back and the british won't give it back???
yeah, i think they should team up.
all of the countries that have been asking for thier stuff gets thier coolest thieves together and plan a massive heist and just steal it all back. put up a bunch of recreations of the stuff before hand and be all "of course we didn't come to your lands and rob you that would be terrible!!! no, no, these are all fakes!!" when the british ask.
just gaslight gatekeeper girlboss the entire country of britain.
tell the king he's looking a bit tired and did he take his medication? does he need a little nap???
and maybe make a heist movie about it later.
#british museum#as an american i would find it very funny#i don't think that things that are objectively cool/funny should count as crimes#british imperialism
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do you guys know who happyele should comm for knights leading track,
#maybe i can speak it into existence#or maybe not because then id really want the album..................#mar's midnight rambles#then again its a very hnw move to#actually no#given that the chances of both albums dropping on the same week are very high#IS LXL DIRECTLY RIVALING WITH KNIGHTS?#but well knights is a preorder they won't be counted the same way ig#god. its such a funny thought though#like objectively speaking they Are the competence ig#fictional idols with a princely image that have interpersonal drama going on#but their music styles up until now have been very different#but since in !! era there's little romance and coruscate breeze................. funny to think about
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#met the hottest butch ive ever seen in my whole entire life tonight#nigh-on everyone in the room had fucking heart eyes SO BIG for her the WHOLE TIME. and then#when she said she ''really couldnt do a relationship right now''#you could hear hearts break in that room fulla gayass bitches#ABSOLUTELY including mine in that count lmao. but also im delusional so even tho after tomorrow i know ill probably never see her again#i am sitting here in bed -- HOURS later -- SIGHING WISTFULLY like a moronnnnn#lmfao. goddamnit.#hopeless romantic central; emphasis on hopeless#she was so fucking funny oh my god. and the goddamn butchivalry was off the CHARTS#i couldnt decide whether to swoon or let my own butch tendencies make me start competing lmfaooo#she was a friend of a friend visiting from the next town over; and this mutual friend had been hyping up her arrival so much id started to#think it was bc she was trying to set us up or something. which legit started to make me kinda nervous before she got here#and now im going fucking insane because oh my GOD#OH MY GODDDDD.#literally just. losing my goddamn mind. i dont know this girl at ALL & ik i dont do casual eeeeeven a little bit & shes NOT looking for That#but... fuck. goddamn. gotDAMN she was so cool#i doubt she was looking at me much If At All lmao; we were all just chilling... im just. objectively Not Good at Being Chill#anyway im writing this here hours later so i dont text our mutual friend at 5am about how rad meeting her was like some kinda creep lmfao#bee speaks#my outfit was cute but i doubt she was lookin; esp since i came straight to the party after a performance so i was in... weird shape lmao#altho im VERY glad we got to meet Before shes supposed to come see the show tomorrow lmao.#like. now at the very least her first impression of me isnt me-as-kreon; asshole misogynistic tyrant dictator-in-chief that he is hdkdgk
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