conartisthaiji
yeah i'm lost but i like it
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conartisthaiji · 3 days ago
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mutuals always making masterpieces and I think wow. and you're following me too. wild stuff
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conartisthaiji · 3 days ago
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tumblr night shift is crazy everyones ready to die or ready to fuck
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conartisthaiji · 3 days ago
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There’s a level of confessional that only occurs when someone is driving you home late at night
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conartisthaiji · 3 days ago
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Supposing that King Arthur will return when the world needs him most, the fact that he hasn't yet risen at any point during 2020 suggests the horrifying implication that things will get worse
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conartisthaiji · 3 days ago
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just woke up and the line "60 million years of nothing but megafauna and transsexuals" is stuck in my head. dont remember what it means anymore but there you go
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conartisthaiji · 3 days ago
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tagged by: @reineyday thanks for the tag rei :3c
last song: letter to myself by taeyeon. i have been looping it all day
favorite color: purple
last book: recently finished rereading beautiful world where are you by sally rooney and have started bringer of dust by j m miro!
last movie: excellent question. i think it was footloose
last tv show: d20 misfits and magic season two~
sweet/spicy/savory: sweet!
relationship status: single AMEN <-me when i lie. i want a gf so bad unfortunately i refuse to do anything about it
last thing I googled: [REDACTED] city college
current obsession: wild life smp episode three aka the third session in the sixth season in the life series. not to be confused with actual wild life. it's minecraft. i wanna watch block men try to kill each other while being chased by snails.
looking forward to: red velvet's irene's solo debut like a flower will be released on november 26 2024 please check it out~
no pressure tags: @monstrsball @kimbapisnotsushi @fox-bell and anyone else who wants to do this <3
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conartisthaiji · 3 days ago
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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig
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conartisthaiji · 3 days ago
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wish we had more internal organ emojis
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conartisthaiji · 3 days ago
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so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.
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conartisthaiji · 3 days ago
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hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something
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conartisthaiji · 3 days ago
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The Ace Attorney translation is so funny because if it were translated today it would probably just be normal but since it was the 2000s and American brains couldn't comprehend Japan there's randomly an insular village that strictly practices Shinto divination in Southern California
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conartisthaiji · 3 days ago
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If I had a tail I'd wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care
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conartisthaiji · 3 days ago
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been reading a lot of haunted/sentient house books in the past couple years, and i've encountered 3 main types of narrative: 1) the house loves you and that's a good thing 2) the house loves you and that's a bad thing and 3) the house hates you and that's a bad thing. this leaves a gap for a potential fourth type of story-- the house hates you and that's a good thing. excited to see if hauntologists delve into this quadrant and what it looks like if they do
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conartisthaiji · 3 days ago
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www. the way the sun shines through the leaves dot com
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conartisthaiji · 3 days ago
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remembering that one time someone sent me a very silly article about how return of the obra dinn is bad because you play as an employee of the east india trading company
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conartisthaiji · 3 days ago
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they already made a minecraft movie, it's called third life and it's available for free on youtube in fourteen different povs
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