#If There Ever Was A Perfect Family

[inevitablemoment]

Chapter Four: A Chance Worth Taking

Elle and Emmett begin to prepare for their return home with Rosie as the funeral draws near, and Aunt Eileen continues to voice her displeasure about this arrangement.

[shima-draws]

Just got back from seeing Sonic 3 and HOOOOOOLY SHIT y’all. Oh my fucking god. OH my god. Ohhhh my g o d

[thenationofzaun]

This is very funny. The same Sevika who said, "She's with some girl enforcer. Guess she replaced you. With her back in town, it's only a matter of time before you implode and Silco finally gets the message that you're about as good for our cause as you were for your family. Jinx." And smiled while Jinx cried. This Sevika apparently cared about Powder's mental health and would have been devastated as Big Bad Silco "destroyed her sanity".

I'm gonna need morons like this who watch this show with their pussy to stop their attempts at analysis posts, because this is embarrassing.

[sheikfangirl]

Post-TotK Fluff Visiting mom at work 🥹

Also, post-totk Zelda rocks a glorious PIXIE CUT !!!

So! Meet Zelda Jr, first born of a set of 3 Zelink kids. My own daugther imposed her post-totk Zelink family headcanon on me, so i have no choice but to comply😂.

They'll have a set of twins later with super predictable names, but that's a story for another post! Cheers!!

PS: The internet and all the new fanarts of Zelda with alternate haircuts are gaslighting me they are GLORIOUS AND I LOVE IT 😍

[shotavampire]

Shota x kidnapper send post

[auspicioustidings]

Graves who sends a package to the 141, an apology all wrapped in a bow. It would have been better if it was a fucking bomb because when they find a girl inside the box they aren't equipped to deal with it.

She's well trained, all gussied up with a collar and pretty, lacy underwear that hides absolutely nothing. So eager to please, blinking awake, smiling and immediately in a pretty stress position with her ass on her ankles and her knees splayed wide.

And they can't take advantage. They shouldn't. They're the good guys, they don't use girls who have been fucking broken into little sex dolls. It's sick that they're getting hard from the sight. Price hurriedly covers her up with his jacket, tells her it's ok now and that she'll be looked after. She just smiles because of course they'll look after her. She has absolute blind trust in her new masters as she has been taught to. If they hurt her, then it's only to help her in a way her little mind can't understand.

It's torture of the worst kind. She wants to please, wants to warm Gaz's cock while he is sitting playing video games as his dolly, wants to rim Soap out in the showers to help him while he's stroking out some tension as his obedient toy, wants to cook a full roast dinner dressed for Price and offer herself up to give him babies as his perfect little wife, wants to give Ghost a place to put all that anger and violence he's itching to unleash as his stupid fucking slut. And every time they have to gently stop her, have to look into those big doe eyes as she apologises for not being good enough, not being worthy enough.

She screams and cries bloody murder anytime they try to get her off of base, get her into a place that can try and undo all of that conditioning. It's bad enough that the doctors say they can't take her, not without keeping her drugged into unconsciousness the whole time. They need to try and help her, need to keep attempting to get through to the human underneath the doll. Once they do that then there's a chance she could recover and handle being away from them.

They're good men, but it's just such a stressful job. They're good men, but it's really quite cruel to not let her earn the praise she wants so desperately. They're good men, but it's rude to not accept a gift. They're good men, right up until they aren't.

[fatedroses]

Jullus???

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Nori: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Khan, whispering: Why are there little handprints all the wall?

Baby Uzi: Because I have small hands.

Khan: Because she has small hands.

[kenneth-black]

Buck after Eddie gets shot:

[multifandom-nerds-blog]

Street-rat Kallus believer but Ezra finds out soon after Zero hour (idk how) and they get kinda competitive about it. Meanwhile the rest of the specters keep getting more worried.

Also HC that Kallus has dental bridges cause dental hygiene/health care is probably terrible in Corruscants lower levels.

Ezra: Check this out. I once got decked in the face and a part of my back tooth broke off. (Opens mouth, trying to show the back of his mouth.)

Kallus:....

Kallus: (Takes out his dental bridges)

Ezra: Oh screw you.

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-On the Ghost at dinner (Zeb dragged Kallus to be there)

Ezra: I sometimes fished food from the trash. Honestly, you just have to cut off the moldy parts, really. People are so wasteful sometimes.

Kallus: I agree.

Ezra: So what weird things did you eat?

Kanan: Could you guys not do this at dinner?

Kallus: Anything digestable really. It helped me in the ISB's anti posion training, I think.

Ezra: Oh yeah? I also once drank 5 month old expired blue milk.

Saban: Well that explains a lot about you. Also disgusting.

Ezra: Hey!

Kallus: One day I was so thirsty I ended up drinking water from a muddy puddle.

Zeb: You did wh-

Ezra: How was it muddy. I thought Corruscants ground is all covered in metal.

Kallus: Well it was a liquid.

Everyone:....

Kallus: I also passed out and woke up a few hours later being high. So there might have been some spice or so in it.

Hera:... Well I'm done with eating for today.

Kanan: Yeah, me too.

Sabine: Same.

Ezra: More for me!

Zeb:...

Zeb: I'm not gonna complain about your coffee consume anymore.

Kallus: (slightly confused) Okay...?

[thesmokinpossum]

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[inevitablemoment]

Chapter Three: I Can't Just Walk Away

After learning that they are Rosie's guardians, Elle and Emmett have to make a decision.

[null-doesnothing]

if I said that I think Amanda was a near equally horrible parent to Spock as Sarek was but just in a different way, would I get pelted with rocks or what

[autisticrosewilson]

Um if you write Jason having to get drugs for Catherine I want you dead btw. Not only does it tell me you assume the average drug dealer would give the hard shit to a very small child and then not supervise them at all (classist stereotype that all drug dealers are inherently evil + lazy writing with no grasp on reality) and you genuinely think that Catherine was CONSTANTLY high, as if that's even possible without overdosing far sooner than she did. That's without even getting into the bad mom Catherine propaganda.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

its understandable that people characterize elias as a stereotypical annoying bitch disney villain, but i feel like the canon was trying to do something so much funnier with him. his main personality trait was never being petty or overtly evil. it was being boring and corporate. this is not loki, this is like. the narrator from the stanley parable. ok. this is mr. does budgeting for fun. he is an automatically generated manager who just so happens to be a 200 year old evil false prophet.

[insomnya777]

joel etho single dads au .........