#ITS FUCKING DELIGHTFUL!!!
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one thing about me is the only thing I hate are haters. man, its so not cool to be filled with hatered what if I wanna be full of love and joy and see other people full of love and joy man. what if i want to be a kindred spirit? what then? what if i like people being passionate and weird and what if i think that if someone disagrees with me on a thing we bothh like thats totally cool?!?! WHAT THEN!?!??!
#this was born out of a genuine hatered for people who say shit like#if you like _ youre a rad flag#if you enjoy _ you have no taste#whyyyy are we still acting like one atribute is enoigh for you to determine everything about a person#so many people on this app are so pompus and annoying about what youre allowed and not allowed to like and what means you havw good taste#and what means you have bad taste and if you like this thing you dont know anythung about anythung and SHUT UP#TRY GENUENLY TALKING TO PEOPLE WHO LIKE A THING YOU DISLIKE#OR DISAGREE WITH YOU ON A CHARACTER OR OTP OR WHATEVER#ITS FUCKING DELIGHTFUL!!!
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they licensed his ass
my finished piece of the FWMS (official name definitely 100%) thing we started a few days ago! I had fun I hope folks had and/or continue to have fun with the sketch as well.
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhsy#riz gukgak#Fuck With My Sketch#I mean it I'm gonna use that. gotta stop me if u dont wanna#doing things like this is bittersweet bc this slaps and I look at this and Im like well. I will never be able to nail this look again#I guess that's the plight of self taught art. but also it means you have to learn to let go and go look for different delights#you can't get too attached to one way of doing things. you will find many new things on ur way to make more funny bictures n such#this slaps tho Im so happy with how this came out lol. its be a long while since I last drew something in this vein#appropriate that its for riz lol he deserves it. he deserves the photoshoot pieces#funny enough this also kind of was prompted by drawfee? in one of the episodes I was binging (I thiiiink the one bg a day ep)#jacob brought up one of the artists I follow on twitter (havent been there in a decent while lol) who uses a pretty distinct#blue-on-red palette that got me to think abt teal-on-red and then this happened#funny enough I did start the piece with teal-on-red but then I shifted to blue after and was like wait I love this suddenly#and then committed lol. I should work with teal-on-red properly more but for now! we have fun! we enjoy#thats my journey thank u for listening. thank u for drawing with me if u have and come hang next time if u havent
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Post-identity reveal galas that Bruce and Clark both attend become a game of cat and mouse as Bruce tries to subtly corner Clark to "accidentally" spill his champagne all over him so they have an excuse to go talk in private about superhero stuff (clark does not find this nearly as funny as bruce does)
#its completely unnecessary#but bruce delights in annoying his coworkers#bruce is filled with satisfaction every time he gets a bill for clark's dry cleaning#clark: there are so many other excuses we could use#bruce: yeah but they're not as fun#spilling drinks on people is enrichment for brucie#clark seeing bruce coming closer but unable to leave his current conversation: fuck fuck fuck-#batman#superman#bruce wayne#clark kent#superbat#dc comics#dc#mine
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Tell us the sex stone joke
so this joke requires the light setup of, as the Resident Geologist, on any given hike my dad will have been subjected to a light barrage of Hey What's This Rock I Just Picked Up Off The Trail, answers ranging from "that's clearly serpentinite, the state rock of California—note the distinctive gray-green color and soapy texture" to "that's probably a local mudstone" to "that is a piece of concrete" to "that is tanbark."
the joke typically runs as follows:
you, presenting an interesting pebble for identification: hey, what's this rock i just picked up off the trail?
my dad, after a few seconds of thoughtful examination: ah, interesting. what you have there is what's known as a "sex stone."
you, slightly shocked by the apparent erotic provenance of what you thought was a random rock: oh! okay. i see. thanks.
my dad, slyly: would you like to know why they call it that?
you: um. yes?
my dad: BECAUSE IT'S JUST A FUCKING ROCK.
#chatter#asks#my delight when i achieved an age at which my dad could finally tell me this joke in its uncensored form was notable i have to admit#imagine being the Designated Rock Identifier in a family with curious and scientifically-minded youthes and having this joke in pocket#and knowing if you say the fuck word to them you will immediately be executed by all of your in-laws. so tragic.
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this old world may never change and sometimes i wonder: do you ever think of me?
#my art#ok to rb#christopher moltisanti#when that wizard cursed me and i felt indebted to his soul#sketchbook tour#sopranos#sopranos fanart#christopher your violent delights will undoubtedly have violent ends (are they even your delights to begin with?)#these are like 6 mo old now. at least the first two#i could prob make these look better if i edited them for longer but i cant be fucked. only uploading these now bc i figured if its been 6#months i probably wont ever go scan these with the heavy duty 800 dpi scanner. this works good enough#i dont really draw like this anymore it got really exhausting#i miss watching sopranos so bad i felt like i was feasting on it for days every time i watched an episode. took so long for me to watch#bc anything that makes me feel that high couldnt be good for me. had to space the episodes out by a few days
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all this to say: i think it'd be cute if Barnaby literally howls with laughter
#self conscious ouppy...#big ouppy... big howl....#this has been in my head for Days#and i had to get it out. i had to Share The Thought#wally is included mainly bc i Needed to add him reacting to hearing a Delightful New Noise from his dear bestie#also in my head barnaby has Absolutely heard that joke before#but howdy's delivery & fullchested enthusiasm got him#GOD THEYRE SO *breaks drywall & eats it*#scribble salad#welcome home#laughingstock#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby#now im thinkin about howdy doing his damnedest to try and get that howl outta barns again#ouuughhhhh im emotional im So Fucking Emotional#the dopamine flooding my brain rn. unparalleled#im not used to it... it may kill me... but its so Worth it#the happy howl!!! THE HAPPY HOWL!!!!
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So.. Grian is doing a bureaucracy now?
i unironically love it tbh. we have a mayoral office with ministries. we have a post office. now we have the annoying to deal with government agency for like, the hermitcraft equivalent of filing business paperwork. we have like... so much mundane and kind of inane government infrastructure this season and i adore it. i really REALLY hope they build another courthouse to go with all of this tbh please if anytime is ready for that it is CLEARLY NOW. i want this to be the season of doing so much stupid paperwork. unironically. i want that SO BADLY. i am SO READY.
#answered#hermitcraft#<- YES I'M MAINTAGGING THIS I WANT EVERYONE TO SEE AND AGREE WITH ME#YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS DELIGHTS ME#I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN EVEN EXPLAIN /WHY/ IT DELIGHTS ME#i just. fucking ADORE when hermitcraft does like. deeply mundane and kind of annoying daily tasks. its my FAVORITE.
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#lines are fucked but im not redrawing it#charlies dyslexia never stops delighting me#charlie kelly#mac mcdonald#dennis reynolds#iasip#its always sunny in philadelphia#always sunny
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#columbo#season 10#its all in the game#this grin is fucked. you do not want to be on the receiving end of that#that's the kinda shit that needs a catchy precautionary rhyme for people to heed. red touching yellow sailor's delight etc#columbo's afrown; you'll avoid crackdown. smiling lieutenant; he'll take the pennant
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HAHAHA YES JOIN US IN THE BRAINROT
#isat#in stars and time#isat is a masterpiece and it is an absolute delight to drag a friend into playing just to see them reach the fucked up parts#'but isnt it just a funny punny timeloop game?'#YES#and SO MUCH MORE#asks#its only $20 on steam ps4/5 and nintendo switch go buy it \o/#its made by a single dev YOU CANT GET MORE INDIE THAN THAT
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i got the sight, and ive seen the light, and im gonna see the coming day-
when the sun in the sky is a spotlight just for ✨ ME ! ✨
#alloyart#gideon gleeful#gravity falls#real fanart for a change! more than just a doodle! i was inspired today haha#lyrics from farleys song from the shock treatment soundtrack bc its exceptionally fitting for him#love to draw him being a Delightful Little Lad with nothing fucked up going on at all#he just wants to be the center of the universe is that SO wrong
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Say Girl failure finally marks Tim up, after much begging and pleading. No way he's hiding them. Any and every excuse to flaunt them in his brother's faces. Poor girl doesn't know she's just started an all out war of who can get the most visible marks from her.
Two words: Pandora's Box. There is no going back once you bite one of these idiots it IS an all out war anon. damian manages to piss you off so hard you give him a black eye and he preens like a peacock. if you indulge in any anger releasing behaviors (boxing, vigilantism, just pure feral rage) they will use it to get a leg up. once again i am advising you stay away from these freaks. no matter how good it feels to totally beat tim into the floor it is the WRONG decision!!!!!
#sophie speaks#sophie answers#yandere batfam#theyre awful ur honor#they accept any behavior from you with pure delight#ur nice to them? fuck yeah#ur literally trying to actually kill them? is it getting hot in here or is it just him (its just him :/)#they love every part of u and that is not like. a totally good thing#toxic behavior kings.... they just want whatever you feel focused on THEM!!! they don't care about the other stuff <3
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Reading journal 3 again is a reminder that... Well Ford is kinda an asshole towards Fiddleford. It's not just Stan. Like he's so focused on himself and his project and his ambition that anyone/thing else blurs out (him disregarding Fiddleford's nervousness around the gremloblin because he wants to sketch it, and when it goes sideways, him talking about the safety of the project parts BEFORE how Fiddleford was doing in his journal, multiple times. Priorities much?) and he's demeaning towards Fiddleford's own project (which ends up being wayyyy more important then Ford's discoveries)... Like damn Fiddleford, u left ur wife and young son for this guy?
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#ford squared#like... i get where reading the journal so its more of Ford unfiltered thoughts but it REALLY shows his priorities#and yeah I'm nor saying there wasnt good things in their relationship but Ford still is very much by this point extremely self-absorbed#and it SHOWS and its not... it bot very pretty. like we joke about Bill fumbling Ford and how great Ford is but like ..#compared to McGucket who earnestly cared Ford... was extremely self-absorbed and selfish. and like McGucket definitely#began to help Ford step out of his self-absorption and solely being driven by his ambition but in the end it ended terrribly#literally McGucket feeling so unsafe in the relationship and where he was that he made the memory gun and then USED IT UNCONSENTED on Ford#because he couldnt destroy it and Ford demanded him too... like yikes#anyways theyre all a fucking delight to chew on#this is not supposed to come off as ford squares disliking this is me going those two arent as wholesome as u might think when they were#younger. or maybe since im not a lurker in that part of the fandom i just have a poor conception of what its like compared to like. billford#like you can REALLY see what Bill likes in Ford#hugin rambles#hugin rambles gf
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vampire and werewolf sitting in a tree
time trav e l i n g
first comes. trying to kill eachother
then comes... learning you're his dead ex-lover
then comes marriage!
(you can buy the book this scene is from for $15 it's really good. it's the fan favorite of the series!)
#comics#idk I thought this scene might make sense on its own#I thought about making it like all tall but 8 pages is a lot I think to make tall...........#it's like a lot to scroll past#but I think this looks cute enough and gives enough of a vibe at a glance that you can tell if you wanna click on it#sorry I'm trying to think of as many ways as I possibly can to advertise this book#there are so so so many of them#you gotta help me man#anyways#I really liked this scene#fun fact it was my FIRST episode with my new editr#and my first editor made me really anxious#kept asking me to change stuff and giving notes that made no sense#she also kept micing up their names and she wouldnt reply to me for weeks even when I was begging for edits on something#anyways so I was super nervous#esp cause its the first gay episode so I was like well. let's. see how chill she is#and she was so nice...#you guys she was absolutely amazing#she was such a delight to work with and so incredible#her notes were top notch every time#and she was always so quick to respong#while also very much keeping her work boundaries and hours clear#god shes so amazing I'm never gonna forgive webtoon for firing her#she deserves the fucking world. I multiple times told her and webtoon that she changed my entire experience there and made it worth it#and then she gets fired. god. fuck them. ugh. anyways.#short comic#time and time again#webtoon#comic book#my art
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POOR GABRIEL MONTEZ! YOU NEVER SAW THIS COMING DID YOU? ALL YOU WANTED WAS POWER. SECURITY. SAFETY. & THATS EXACTLY WHAT YOU GOT! JUST IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR BODY. LETS JUST HOPE NO ONE FUCKS THIS UP. LETS JUST HOPE YOU WONT HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE MESS.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#cw gore#jrwi suckening spoilers#jrwi suckening#jrwi gabriel#jrwi gabriel montez#LOOK FAMILIAR?hahahahahDONT WORRY#IM REUPLOADING THIS HERE BC i fixed up the drawing a lil. and also i wanted to add main tags#U WONT SEE ANY DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THISSUN N THE POST ON MY SIDEBLOG.i changed the image there too.HA!!!!!!!#ANYWAY.i rambled plenty about pain and gabe on my sideblog.SO LETS TALK ABT THE ART SHALL WE.ihad i very hard time getting the colors down#would u believe i nearly left this uncolored??FUCKED UP!! it was only a sketchhow did it end up like this. it was only a sketch...#BUT IM RLY GLAD I WENT W COLORING IT.this time i actually used the airbrush n pencil tools BUT i also have a handy dandy brush i made#its just the mspaint air brush tool. fucking LOVE THAT THING. but now its in fire alpaca and it can be slightly transparent.IT LOOKS SOGOOD#perfect for splatters and grime.i love you mspaint i love youuu.im also so happy w the blood here.i think i reached a shift last year#back when i made that genloss fanart something abt the way i draw blood finally CLICKED and im like OH. the inside must always be darker.#like i KNEW that already but it was like my hand itself finally had it click.i wonder what i will learn next?I LIKE THE ORGANS HERE TOO#not as veiny or thready as i usually draw em. but i think thats fine. not as WET as id like em to be but thats also fine.#i got the point across. the point ofc being WOW THIS IS GRUESOME AND PAINFUL AND TERRIBLE#I LOVE HIS EXPRESSION.i love pain and thinking abt pain. you lose yourself to it after enough time passes of just being in an ocean o agony#at one point its just too tiresome to scream or writhe. theres a point when the body accepts it.sometimes.atleast.#OHHH GABRIEL AS A CHARACTER DELIGHTS ME SO MUCH.he is a dog to me.a thing to serve others.I WISH I KNEW MORE#WHAT ELSE DID YOU WANT BOY?? SURE POWER AND SECURITY AND SAFETY ARE NICE.BUT DID YOU HAVE DREAMS? WANTS? PASSIONS?#WHAT WAS THE STORY BEHIND THAT TIGER TATTOO ON YOUR ARM?WHAT DO THE DOGTAGS SAY BOY?I WISH I COULD HAVE TEA W U#OHHH TO SIT DOWN WITH A CHARACTER AND JUST SPEAK TO THEM. AND YET. AND YET IN THE END ITS ALL TRAGEDY AND COMEDY#TRAGEDY AND COMEDY THAT IS SO SO PAINFULLY UNBALANCED. SIGH.#WHATEVER CMERE BOY YOURE BECOMING AN OC OF MINE NOW UR GONNA BE IN SPACE AND UR NAME IS GONNA BE VINEGAR#UR STILL GONNA BE SHIP OF THESEUSED THOUGH. OOOHHH GABRIEEELLL GABRIEL MONTEEEZZZ#HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE BUILT INTO YOU.HOW MANY DID YOU LOVE AND CHERISH.HOW MANY TATTOOS DO U RECOGNIZE ON UR NEW ARMS#WHAT WAS IT LIKE? ON THE NIGHT U WERE SIRED?WERE YOU EXCITED? DID YOU SEE YOUR BOSS' FACE?WHAT WAS THIS PROMOTION LIKE?
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happy halloween! hope everyone watched a scary movie that'll keep you up tonight but was nonetheless enjoyable! i sure did!
#AHA! AHAHA I FINISHED IT! BEFORE! MIDNIGHT!#is it my best work? eh. then again i never do Fully Rendered Lil Scenes so!#technically! its my best work in this category!#im not used to lighting and shading and Placing and scribbling objects#its... not Not fun! i should try it more. i should branch out. i always say this tho#anyway for some reason this took me alllllll fucking day#i have a headache now! its worth it! im gonna go pass out#and hope that the details Stick!#my tablet displays color/details differently than my phone and laptop so idk how it looks to you all!#i hope not terrible!#scribble garnish#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#scopophobia#ok yes sleepytown time If My Brain Allows#and if my cat stops banging on cabinets!#technically all of the neighbors are in this. in candy form mostly#i tried to include only 70s candy but who knows if my research was accurate#i was delighted to see that pixy stix and necklace candy and ringpops are Older Than Expected!#all staple childhood candies imo#necklace candy my beloved... bottle caps my Beloved....#i havent had bottle caps in so many years. maybe when i go to a big store this weekend ill get myself some
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