#IT HAPPENED AGAIN H E L P
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Me: I don’t have a PS5 so I’m just going to watch a playthrough of Final Fantasy XVI, then I’ll know the story and characters ready for Kupocon in September. Just a casual watch through, in no way am I going to get invested and let it consume my soul or anything like I did with XV
Me after a full-on binge, already starting a rewatch: Oh no
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HEY SOOO UM
I like u-ur crk oc so i made this for youu,,,,,,,,
T a k e💞
OH MY GOSH!?!?!!??!?!? WH-
HUHHHHHHHH!!?!?!? A-another one!?!? R-really!? Really right now!?
AAAAAAAAAA WH-WHY DO I KEEP GETTING-
I-I MEAN, TH-THANK YOU!?!!?!?
U-um.......I-I'm happy you....like her....!? BUT WHY- *cough* S-sorry-
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS! I WOULD NEVER FORCE ANYONE TO DRAW FOR ME, AND ESPECIALLY TO DRAW HER, O-OK!? TH-THIS JUST KEEPS HAPPENING, AND I J-JUST-
I-I really a-appreciate it, tho......Th-thank you, really.....and s-sorry for flipping out....>/////<; Y-you really surprised me......
#people actually talking to me#crk oc#blondie cookie#cookie run kingdom oc#IT HAPPENED AGAIN H E L P#aaaaaaaa!?!?!?#im happy but#part of me feels so GROSS#even tho i didnt ask for it
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god(?) said i shall have a badly drawn hastur as my profile picture
#seriously tho#ive been having the same thought upon waking up for the past 4 days#i wake up and my brain immidiately goes “you should have a poorly drawn hastur as your pfp”#then i forget about it for the rest of the day#then next morning it happens again#l i t e r a l l y h a p p e n e d f o u r t i m e s#if this isnt some sort of divine entity speaking to me then idk what it is#will it finally stop#now that i have completed the task#morning update: it did stop i am free now
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I cannot stop thinking about the kiss, yes, but the second kiss? When Laudna admits to thinking she’s a bad person, and Imogen refuted it and Laudna kisses her again before explaining everything that happened with Bor’Dor and Delilah???? What if it was a kiss she took out of fear Imogen would rebuke her for her actions? What if it was a kiss she took because she wasn’t sure she’d get another????
Imogen would never turn her away but what if Laudna truly didn’t comprehend that in the seconds before the second kiss? What if she thought it’d be their last??? What then???
#no. i am not normal about them#imodna#laudna#imogen temult#critical role spoilers#I will be stewing on this for the whole week#I should get back to writing fanfics#I am tempted to post my wips that I may not finish after this#tonight’s episode cured my depression#nothing bad will ever happen again#they kissed in the mf bread aisle#farmers market kiss#like that’s so gay of them and I love it#H O W D O I S L E E P ? ? ?#should I write this lol
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……I’ve written once sentence of an unplanned blonco fic someone stop me I can’t go down this path even though I’m sprinting down it already
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Just Koushiro Fan Base Things
Official DigiTwit: "25th anniversary Adventure Special Vid announced!!!" Koushiro fan-base, huddling together hoping we get even literal SCRAPS of GOOD New animated Koushiro screentime:
{By me} {DO NOT R E P O S T} (A S K to U S E)
#hikarim koushiro#hikarim tri#hikarim advs koushiro#hikarim advs#hikarim cap#adv x tri#advs koushiro#(yEAH THIS WAS ALL WE GOT IN A PSUEDO ADV STYLE USING ACTUAL ADV OUTFIT SINCE ADV HAPPENED FOR KOUSHIRO)#(T H U S I AM Y E L L I N G)#('G I V E ME NEW ADV-ESQUE STYLE A N I M A T I O N a CTUALLY I n EED IT FOR VID'S')#this is not an adv h a t e p o s t and if you think it is i d e k what to say to you#(b IGGEST B O N U S: i ZUMI's H A V E even a t INY NEWLY SEEN APPEARANCE THAT I CAN SHOW T O O)#('YEAH I D E K HOW TO TELL YOU ALL i ZUMI'S WERE ONLY GLIMPSED *BRIEFLY* IN TRI STYLE SINCE 02 ENDED in *2 0 0 2* STOP @NG ME ALREADY')#('BNM WAS IN LIKE 2K18 THIS IS GOING TO BE 2K24 a NIMATION WHATEVER WE GET')#even a s CRAP of i ZUMIS or Koushiros past re-flected {again} would be better than N O T H I N G
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//Great time to remind everyone IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18, YOU SHOULD BE NOWHERE NEAR HERE. You're only a kid for so long, you get to be an adult forever. MAKE IT LAST. FRIGGIN' WAIT TO ENGAGE IN CONTENT LIKE THIS.
//No one can protect you if you refuse to let them. These games and this fandom and content have 18+ tags on them for a REASON, and it's to PROTECT YOU. You're not cool, you're not edgy, you're not special, you're not grown up for ignoring warning signs that are set there to KEEP YOU FROM HARM, you're just an idiot for exposing yourself to that ON PURPOSE.
#//Someone liked one of my posts#//Who PROUDLY had “Minor!” in their bio#//Blocked them IMMEDIATELY but still.... Wth?#//Sorry if this is harsh but i just know in my heart that if teenage me came across BTD#//I would have loved it !!! it also would have messed me up#//I know this cause it happened already !! i was into MLP in the 2010's and lord knows how tragic THAT fandom was#//i have also ALWAYS been attracted to guro. especially after exposing myself to rotten dot com at a very young age online#//it took me Y E A R S to fix myself and get comfortable in my own skin again#//took me Y E A R S to believe im not a freak for enjoying the things i do#//i understand it and its NOT a black and white detail. its COMPLEX and CONFUSING and needs your understanding#//But teenage me didn't know that. She wasn't aware and couldn't figure it out for a LONG long time.#//and even without the gore and shock sites- the MLP fandom was BOOMING with adults who didnt know how to behave#//That was a whole separate journey for me!!!!#//P L E A S E just live your childhood. enjoy your youth. Strade isn't going anywhere. Come back later when you can really think about-#-W H Y you like these games.#//I am SUPER frustrated.#//Not to trauma dump or anything but this kind of media ISN'T NORMAL TO CONSUME AS A CHILD#//i only got lucky. it was just luck.
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on this episode of tumblr leads me to question things about myself
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thanks, but no thanks </3
#so likeeeeeeee my night was going horribly#stuff happened a la previous rant that i don’t wanna get into again#but it just so happened to be like 5 mins before the jp enst daily reset soooooo#i went into basic for my daily roll. 5* kohakucchi. went into music for my daily. 5* mao.#thanks but no thanks i just wanna go home plsssssssssss life is too short to work ot ಥ‿ಥ#plus i don’t even play enst that much anymoreeeee i just go in for the login bonuses and stuff </4#i’d rather have no gacha luck and yes completed samples than yes gacha luck and no completed samples bc i JUST WANNA GO HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEER#RRTTEYUDHDHXHJSSBJAJSS I WANNA G O H O M E PLS IM BEGGING I JUST WANNA SLEEEEEEP#TODAY HAS BEEN A REALLY BAD DAY FOR ME P L S FREE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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just clicked on the tumblr app and it had logged me out of my account and when i logged back in it wouldn’t load my dash or blog until i closed entirely out of the app three times…..what if i scream directly into each and every staff members ears
#like i literally thought they fucked up my blog and deleted it or made me unfollow everyone idek it was spooky#also. still don’t have the fucking option to message Anyone and can’t reply to posts and it’s been over a week since i emailed staff#im so fucking angry lmfao i don’t even know what to do like do i email them again or no???????? do i just wait???? bc im sick of that shit#CAN ANYONE WHO HAS HAD THIS HAPPEN PLEASE HELP I THINK I GOT SHADOW BANNED FOR NO FUCKING REASON IDEK H E L P PLEASE#also i lost 3 followers since yesterday so that’s also So cool#if anyone can help i can get regular asks i just can’t send them but if you wanna use messages u can send them to my saved christmas url#@gingerbreadmunson PLEASE AND THABK U
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Can I request an Lucifer Morningstar x fem reader??
This like came up in my mind recently and I’m going feral over it
So Reader is Adams third wife that he had begged again to god to make him another wife (this is way before the exterminators fight with the devils when reader was created) and with that god made reader to be his wife that is different from both lilith and Eve, when reader was visiting The garden of Eden, she met lucifer who was on his way to do a meeting with the angels about the populations or the updates(idk you can do something like that) and lucifer was strolling through Eden again like going through a flashback when it all happened until he met reader who was sitting down underneath that same tree where he met Eve
Lucifer found reader enchanting and alluring since she was more beautiful then his ex wife, and soon had an urge to seduce reader like he did to adams other ex wives as lucifer held an apple to reader to tempt her with free will, reader was hesitant and tempted but asked lucifer “what did you do to make adams ex wives to leave him for you?” (She wasn’t told how adams ex wives fucked lucifer but she does know about the free will but what happened to Eve since she knew about the whole story about lucifer and lilith) it made lucifer smirk and told reader “would you like to know?”
(I’m sorry but like I’ve been thinking so much about it🤭🤭🤭)
Third times a charm (Lucifer Morningstar x Adam’s wife! Reader)
Legit love this idea, this a smut for obvi reasons
At this point, Adam just needs to stop because no one wants him also this takes place like 2 year-ish after Lilith left Lucifer
This is not proofread!!!
Also I’m not christen so I don’t know everything about Christianity. So I’m going off of Hazbin hotel and how I interpret the things I do know from the Bible
Reader is female in this
Warnings: smut, P n V sex, oral sex (reader reserving), reader is a virgin (Adam doesn’t get pussy) , dom! Lucifer, outside/public sex, Y/N is suggested to have big thighs, Lucifer comforting reader, Mentions of blood
⛧☾༺♰༻☽⛧ ⛧☾༺♰༻☽⛧ ⛧☾༺♰༻☽⛧
No ones POV
After Lilith and Eve both falling for Lucifer’s tricks, Adam begged for a new wife. God obliged gave them one more, he named her Y/N, they had H/C hair and the most beautiful E/C eyes. They were a few form of beauty never seem before, oftenly considered the ‘beautiful one’ of Adams wives by the head angels. You lived with Adam, but due to Adam off doing heavens know what, she spent most of her time in the place it all started…the garden of Eden.
Y/N was told about how Lucifer ‘bewitched’ Lilith and eve to betray God and Adam and the heavens itself, but was never really known why they did, why did they choose Lucifer? It was a question they asked herself quite often.
On one summers day while Adam was off doing what Y/N could only assume to be ‘work’, she was once again in the garden. Y/N couldn’t explain why they like the garden so much but they felt so drawn to it. On this day, Y/N wasn’t the only one in the garden. This was one of the days the Angels were meeting with the king of hell himself, Lucifer.
Lucifer had to attend another meeting due to the population still not going down as much as the Angels hoped. He truly didn’t want to attend such a meeting, but he had to. To avoid the meeting as long as possible he decided to take a walk in the a Garden of Eden, this garden help a special place in Lucifer’s mind, where he met he ex wife Lilith and where evil was created when Eve eating the fruit of wisdom.
Today he chose to visit that very tree, the large tree where everything happened. As the walked through the greenery he way the opening where the tree sat but there was something else, someone else. They’re laid a woman lying in the shade of under the large apple tree wearing a white angelic bread, her beautiful H/L H/C they laid against the bed of grass. Her facial features were gorgeous, things he’s never seen before. She had E/C eyes. Everything about her was enchanting, as he was admiring her the noticed something on her finger, a gold wedding band with a large “A” ingrained on it…she was Adam’s wife.
Lucifer was surprised by the knowledge, when had Adam gotten a new wife? God actually gave him another after what happened to the last two? Lucifer remembering the every tree she lied under. Lucifer idea came to his head, why not keep up the streak of stealing away Adams wife? Lucifer moved swiftly over to the tree taking one of the hanging apples before appearing infront of the woman.
Though Y/N eyes were closed enjoyed the sounds of the garden, they felt an unfamiliar presence around her. She shot her eyes E/C open to see a pale man with blonde hair, we wore a white suit with red detailing along with the snake along his hat,then they notice this hand, he was holding a apple.
Y/N nearly shot up from her previous position, she knew who this was…it was Lucifer. She’s hear stories of the fallen angel, but has never seen his face before but she knew it was him. “Hello my dear.” He said with a smile was he stepped closer to her. She didn’t looked scared more intrigued than anything, which he wasn’t expecting considering the stories told of him by the angels. “Did God not give you a voice dear?” He asked seeming more of a joke. “No,” she said to this, her eyes not leaving his face, “I have one..”
He leaned down get on one knee infront of her, “then why don’t you use it? You could be free…” his clawed hand that held the red apple extend to her, the red apple begging to be taken. She stared at the apple debating it for a moment before her eyes moved back to his, “I have a question for you..” she asked him, she seemed so unmoved by the chance at free will. It caught him a little off guard, “she is truly different..” the thought to himself. “Ask away Dove? What on your mind?” He ask the woman curious what question could be more important then free will.
“What did you do to make Adam’s first to wives to leave him for you?” She asked him, curious
Lucifer smug smile feel into a shocking look, did she not know about what happened? Is Heaven really hiding this from her? Then it hit Lucifer, what a better way to teach then show her. He let the apple drop to the ground as he crawled over to her, moving between her legs, he moves one of his under her chin tilting it to him.
“Would you like to know? I could show you..” he said to her in a low voice.
She looked at him a little shocked, what was this feeling? Y/N had never help this before, she felt hot. “Yes..” she said to him, he smile widen as he lead his face in more. “Are you sure..?” He asked again, in an almost teasing way. Y/N nodded their head, “I am…show me..” and with those words, Lucifer kissed them deep.
It caught Y/N off guard but quickly kissed back, wrapping their arms around this neck pulling him closer Lucifer was quick to move his free arm around your waist and pulled you in. Making her body press against his. The feeling her body pressed again his, Y/N couldn’t help but moan at this foreign feeling growing in her. Lucifer heard her moan, it was like a siren call to him. He took the hand that was on her cheek and moved it down under her dress, brushing his fingers over her clothed pussy.
The feeling of his actions made Y/N jump at the feeling, she’s never felt this, it sent an aching feeling into her cover, it felt as if her body was begging for more. Lucifer pulled away from the kiss, a smile string of saliva connecting them. Her face was flushed, a perfect shade of red. Lucifer pressed against her pussy again feeling a wet pool form, almost like on command she let out another moan, her nail’s scratching the nape of his neck.
Lucifer smiled at her reaction, before moving down. “Let me help you with this…” he said in a low voice full of lust, his voice alone enchanting her. Lucifer spread her legs wider and lifted her dress up, revealing her stomach and clothed pussy. Y/N gasp at the action, a little embarrassed and how relieved she is. Lucifer kissed her stomach as they removed their panties, revealing their soaking wet cunt. Y/N watched him as he kissed down her stomach before pulling away, his eyes moving up to look at hers before back to her pussy.
Lucifer moved her thighs onto his shoulder, knocking off his hat, allowing him full access into to her, before he could react to her lower body being lifted up, Lucifer licked her wet folds. Y/N gasp letting out a moan at the feeling of this long tongue lick her. Lucifer let out a groan, she was he best thing he’s ever tasted, he was quick to move in closer, his mouth pressed against her wet cunt, eating her out like it was his last meal. Y/N couldn’t help but become a moaning mess quickly, the feeling was so foreign but it was the best feeling she’d felt her whole life, she wanted, no, she needed more.
Her hand reaching down and tangled her finger in his blonde hair, pushing his head in. It caught him off guard but he loved seeing her so eager. Lucifer happily fulfilled her wish for move , he slipped his tongue in her as he continued to eat. Y/N felt a pit form inside her, she needed it to go away, he needed to make it go away. “Fuck..please!” Y/N moaned out louder. Lucifer could tell she was close by the feeling of her tightening around his long tongue, he groan at the feeling, feeling his pants tighten up. His groans send a vibration into her.
Y/N clinched her thighs around his head, moaning as the vibration. She felt like she was about to release something that she didn’t even know of. After a few more swift motions of Lucifer, Y/N felt the pit release, she let out a loud moan, she attempted to muffle it out by covering her mouth. Lucifer moaned and slurped up all her juices, it was the perfect taste.
Y/N felt like she was floating, this feeling was so knew but she never wanted it to stop. After he sucked her dry, Lucifer pulled away his chin glistening with her juices. When Lucifer go back onto his knees, he stayed between her now shaking legs, he looked at her flushed face, her eyes clouded with the new pleasure. To him she looked perfectly, he was quick to kiss her deep, yet every passionately. Y/N was quick to kiss back softly playing with his hair. While they kissed, Lucifer was quick to undo this belt. Before he could finish undoing his pants, he pulled away hovering over her.
“Are you ready..?” Lucifer asked softly. Y/N nodded their head eagerly, “Please…I need this..” she said through heavy breaths. Lucifer smiled as he undid his pants pulling them down. His cock springing to life. Y/N gasp softly, mesmerized. Lucifer moved in closer in, when he did Y/N wrapped her arms around his neck. She felt him pressing his tip against her entrance, she shivered at the feeling.
After a moment Lucifer slowly entered her stretching her out. She gasped loudly moaning, she felt the sting of him stretching her out. She felt tears peak the corners of her eyes. Noticing this Lucifer stayed still, moving his face down to place butterfly kisses on her face, moving his hand to her cheek holding her kissing away her tears. “It’s ok dove..” he whispered in her ear and he continued his assault of kisses. “Just tell me when to continue, ok..?” He said softly to her, she nodded her head and held him close as he continued to kiss her face, wishing sweet nothing in Y/N’s ear.
After a few minutes, she whispered to him “you can continue..” she said quietly. Lucifer nodded his head as he continued to push in, she whinned a little but it wasn’t as painful as before. Soon he was all the way in, all 8 inches. He was still for a moment looking into Y/N eyes, waiting for her permission to move, Y/N nodded. With the affirming nod of approval, Lucifer pulled nearly all the way our all the way out and slammed back in, making Y/N throw her head pack and moan loudly. It was a perfect mix of pain and pleasure.
Lucifer couldn’t help but moan himself, Y/N was so tight it was a knee feeling to him. He loved him. As he slowly continued his thrust, Y/N could held but moan into Lucifer’s neck. This feeling was new to Y/N and they didn’t want it to end. “Please!” Y/N moaned out to him between this thrust, “more please..” Lucifer smiled at his words as he sped up with his thrust. “Fuck..” Lucifer moaned out as he held her tight. There body’s pressed against each other, Y/N nails were dug into his back nearly tearing his suit jacket, Y/N could feel the pit reforming in her as a fast past, Lucifer could feel it too.
Lucifer could feel him release building up, and it was only getting closer as he felt her squeeze around him. He could only let out groans as he digs his nails through her dress, piecing her skin, drawing blood. Y/N’s head was thrown back they felt like they were about to release. “Please!!” Y/N’s nearly screamed out to him. Lucifer smiled obeying her orders, speeding up for her and his own release. Her blood began to slowly stain her white dress, after a few more thrust Y/N let out a moan as they came again, coating his cock with them. Her body was shaking as he continued to thrust. Feeling the tight wetness, he came into her, painting her wall white. After he was done he clasped onto her, both panting heavily.
Y/N was a shaking mess, Arms wrapped around him tight, almost as if she let go they’d both disappear. “Are you already little dove..?” He asked soft to her. His cock still buried inside her still. “I feel great..” she said softly, nuzzling into him. “Good..” he said quietly kissing her cheek, “now you know why Adams first two wives left him..” Y/N looked at him her E/C filled with wonder and questions. “What does that mean for me.” Lucifer let out a small laugh. “That means your mine now sweetheart..”
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#x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel x you#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar x reader#lucifer morningstar x you#lucifer morningstar#fanfic#hazbin hotel smut
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This might sound weird but like can you do Rodrick Heffley NSFW alphabet?
omg ofc
sorry this took so long i’ve had this in the drafts since last year 😭
warnings: smut, biting, cockwarming
nsfw under the cut
a (aftercare)
he’s heavy on aftercare, always getting you water and giving you baths and giving lots of kisses
b (body parts)
i think his favorite body part of his is his hands, he has really hot hands and he loves what he can do with them wink wink
his favorite part of yours would be your neck and stomach, loves leaving hickies and kisses and bites etc etc
c (cum)
he’s very messy with his cum, and loves when you guys are close and he asks you where you want it and you say some body part and the image of that gets him closer
d (dirty secret?)
fem - has never tried it but is into the idea of you wearing a strap
male - thinks about subbing very often
e (experience? do they still have a card?)
i don’t see him as experienced but he has had sex
like he’s lost his v card but you’re the first person it actually feels good to do it with, mental wise
f (fav position?)
he loves loves LOVES it when you ride him cowgirl style, but is honestly good w anything as long as he’s getting laid
g (goofy, how serious or unserious are they?)
depends on the day but he’s normally a pretty good balance
like he’s serious but if something funny happens you guys both laugh about it together and it’s rlly sweet
h (hair, do the carpets match the drapes?)
carpet matches w little to no difference, maybe a bit darker down there
but he normally looks very neat when you guys do it, unless it was unexpected
i (intimacy, how do they act in the moment?)
he’s honestly very sweetie pie, just takes his time and looks at you like you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him(bc you are)
j (jack off)
a shit ton. i won’t elaborate, use your imagination
k (kinks)
cockwarming, bodyworshipping on a blue moon, can’t think of much else tho
this man is the embodiment of vanilla ice cream
l (location, where do you guys get it on the most)
in either of you guys’ beds, or the family bathroom of a close store every now and then
n (no, anything he wouldn’t be into at all?)
spanking, js doesn’t seem like the type
oh also somnophilia, if he fucked you so hard you fell asleep he would probably be terrified
o (into oral? giving or receiving?)
eats pussy/gives head like a champ but is probs more into recieving
loves seeing you look up at him with his dick in your mouth
p (pace, fast or slow?)
again it depends, but probs fast
q (quickies, are they into it?)
yes but it depends on where you guys are
w (wild card)
yk how in cockwarming, the dude w the penetrating cock is normally in control? not for this guy LMAO
you’re sitting on his lap with his cock between your legs and denying him permission to come, while he’s doing whatever else like video games, drumming etc
x (x-ray, what’s going on on under those clothes)
7 1/2 inches, circumcised, veers to the right a bit
his confidence is placed well
y (yearning, how often do they want it?)
this man is up for it absolutely anything
jacks off maybe a few times a week, has a slightly above average sex drive
z (how fast to they go to sleep?)
depends on when tbh
like if it’s at night he’s probably out in the span of like ten minutes, but during the day he may js want cuddles
#emo bf#emo boy#2000s emo#rodrick fanfic#diary of a wimpy kid rodrick#rodrick rules#rodrick heffley#rodrick x reader#rodrick heffley smut#rodrick smut#smut#diary of a wimpy kid#rodrick x y/n#subby thoughts
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Emily: “I’m really sorry Vaggie didn’t feel comfortable coming back here. If there’s anything I can do to change that-”
Charlie: “Probably not! It was kinda a sign of her endless love for me that she visited haven again at all!”
Emily: “Oh! Oh that’s nice!!”
Charlie: “Which I NEVER would have asked her to do anyway, if I’d KNOWN the truth about her history up here!”
Emily: “Right. I’m so sorry about that too, by the-”
Charlie: “I mean, I’m not the kind of girl who askes her girlfriend to go spend an afternoon sitting across from the people who ripped off her wings! And her eye! And left her slumped against a dumpster looking half dead!”
Emily: “A… dumpster?”
Charlie: “Making the woman you love relive all that without even rEALIZING it would be pretty fucked up, wouldn’t it??”
Emily: “V- very.”
Charlie: “IT HYPOTHETICALLY COULD MAKE SOMEONE FEEL KINDA TERRIBLE AFTERWARDS, DON’T YOU THINK?”
Emily: “I’m sure it did!”
Charlie: “H Y P O T H E T I C A L L Y”
Emily: “Could! I could see that, yes, if it HAD happened, that would’ve been…”
Emily: “…”
Emily: “Are you- um, is she, errr.. doing better now?”
Charlie: “SO much better she’s doing SO great these days!!!!”
IN HELL
Vaggie: (lying face down on the hotel lobby floor) “I promise I won’t stop helping you morons when she dumps me. I won’t let her dream die just because I was dumb enough to think I could be part of it.”
Angel Dust: “That’s nice toots.”
Vaggie: “Thanks.”
Angel Dust: “Not sad or stupidly gay or anythin’.”
Vaggie: “Thanks.”
Cherri Bomb: “Sad? Angie, it’s perfect!” (takes picture) “I’ve been thinking this place could use a new rug…”
Niffty: (stepping on vaggie) “Squishy!”
Husk: “Get the fuck off her.” (at vaggie) “You, get the fuck UP.”
Vaggie: “Why.”
Alastor: “Hmmm, because this is PAINFULLY pathetic to watch, even for me?”
Vaggie: “Guess I’ll be here forever then.”
Angel Dust: “Vag-GAY c’mon, ya girlfirend’s not gonna dump ya. What’s the competition even!?”
Vaggie: “There’s an angel up in heaven who's helping Charlie work towards her life long dreams as we speak, and she's taller than me, got more wings than me, not as stabby as me, and also not a mass murderer or a liar or missing an eye.”
Cherri Bomb: "Hey!"
Vaggie: "No offence to the other one-eyed ladies here, but it's different when you've got a fucked up empty eye socket."
Niffty: (sighs dreamily) "I bet losing it hurt soooo baaaaad..."
Vaggie: "Never telling my girlfriend why I'd actually lost it or how it made me look like the deranged murder angel I was, even while she tried kissing it better for me, ended up hurting way worse."
Angel Dust: “That's a point….”
Angel Dust: “...alright, so Charlie’s PROBABLY not gonna dump ya-”
Niffty: “Oh that’s a weird sound!” (giggling) (bounces on vaggie) “I think she’s dying~”
Husk: “If you fucks kill her, I’m telling her demon princess girlfriend and pouring myself a drink to go with your fucking tormented howls.”
Vaggie: (muffled) “what if she’s my ex-girlfriend”
Husk: “…I’ll pour you a fucking drink and listen to your tormented howls.”
Niffty: “ME TOO I’LL LISTEN TOO!”
Alastor: “Dear one, perhaps if you were NOT standing on her skull and compressing her WRETCHED cries into the floor, we could be hearing them already.”
Niffty: “Whoops~ Heheheeh~”
Cherri Bomb: (recording it) “Damn, that groan’s been going on for ages… Bitch has some lung capacity on her.”
Angel Dust: “Point one for Vag-gay! Probs as good eating out as ya are at HOLDING out on ya girl!!!”
Vaggie: “uuuughhh…uaauuugghhaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhrrrgh..” (whimpers)
Niffty: “Okay.” (GIGGLES) “NOW she’s dying~” (bounces)
IN HEAVEN
Charlie: “Everything’s totally fine I have NO idea why you’d even ASK!”
Emily: “You’ve spent the entire time up here staring at pictures of Vaggie on your phone?”
Charlie: “I’m allowed to look at my girlfriend!”
Emily: “While crying and sniffling into your sleeve?”
Charlie: (sobbing) (desperately patting down her jacket) “SHE’S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHICH OF MY POCKETS HAS THE HANDKERCHIEF IN IT, OKAY??”
Emily: (smiling) “I think you two are going to be just fine.”
Charlie: (BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY INTO JACKET SLEEVE, which catches on FIRE)
Emily: “…..not your clothes, though. You might need a new set of those.”
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#chaggie#emily hazbin hotel#vaggie#angel dust hazbin hotel#husk hazbin hotel#alastor the radio demon#niffty hazbin hotel#cherri bomb hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#silly nonsense#charlie comes home without her suit jacket and vaggie literally faints thinking she's given to some other angel#charlie does not get why everyone is happy to hear she burnt her own jacket off on accident#while trying and failing to find her special demon-sneeze proof handkerchief#which vaggie (once conscious again) pulls out of her own blouse#bc remember babe- we figured out you kept mistaking it for part of your pocket lining? no matter which pocket we put it in???#so vaggie just started carrying one for her instead#it immediately comes in useful again#emily watches cherri's livestream of this via pentious's phone and CHEERS#while sTILL covered in the ashes and soot of charlie's former jacket#negotiations with heaven are going great#chaggie has a fanpage up there now and everything
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@toshi-flakes
@rainylunesstorm
@shiningnightstars
@a-moths-privacy
You make a post asking others to tag their favorite mutuals.
You tag your favorite mutual and post.
Your favorite mutual reblogs your post and tags you.
You two are now obligated to tag each other and reblog the post forever.
The longer it goes on, the faster you two get.
Eventually, the bulk of new posts is just you two reblogging the same post.
Tumblr is forced to buy more servers and storage just for your reblogs.
Tumblr starts selling a new badge called "Best Mutuals" to fund the growing infrastructure.
Tumblr becomes known as that site that's exclusively about two people calling each other their favorite mutuals.
ISPs are forced to improve their infrastructure to accommodate how quickly you two keep reblogging each other.
News spreads to other sites.
The internet eventually becomes just you two reblogging each other.
All news becomes updates about how many times you two reblog each other.
One day, you reblog your mutual's post and they do not reblog back.
Everyone on Tumblr panics and tries to find out what happened to your mutual.
Other social media sites learn about the drama.
News sites give Breaking News reports that your mutual didn't respond back.
Every website starts gathering information about what happened to your mutual.
Political parties come together to find out what happened to your mutual.
World leaders come together to find out what happened to your mutual.
Billionaires pour all their money into finding out what happened to your mutual.
Eventually, your mutual is found and the world waits with baited breathe fearing the worst.
Your mutual was hungry and stepped away to make a sandwich.
After finishing their sandwich, they reblog your post.
All is right with the world.
#a is for airplane#b is for boowomp had to restart :(#c is for it’s probably gonna happen acgain#d is for delaware#e is for earl#f is for for fucks sake who invited this guy#g is for gay sex#h is for hold on whats the reblog order#i is for its toshi then you then me then moth then anton and then toshi and back around again#j is for jesus fucking chrisht i will not remember that#k is for krill issue#l is for losing my mind over discord.py#m is for i cant add prev tags past j and i have officially given up on trying to add them (lazy)#n is for nikola tesla or somehinting. also a has now been removed </3#o is for oh crp not my poor letter ............ no longer llowed to be typed in the lphbet </2#p is for penios haha#q is for quickly doing this before school#r is rover#s is dir SORRY I SLEPT SO LOBG#t is for third wheeling these mfs cause im aspec and not interested in a relationship right now but apparently THEY ARE#u is for uniting all the tags. if a bit shoddily
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NSFW ALPHABET
THE SPENCER REID EDITION
A - Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Spencer loves post-coital cuddles so much. He’ll also give you a good massage, having read on the different techniques and memorised it all so he could give you some great aftercare if sore. Spencer also loves bubble baths - fight me on this.
B - Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and their partner’s body)
Spencer isn’t the most confident about his body but he likes his hands, as he knows you do (you also love his taut ass too) and can do some wonder with those fingers especially. On you, well Spencer is tied between your breasts or your neck, the latter because he loves snuggling into the crook of it.
C - Cum (anything to do with cum basically…)
Spencer prefers cumming into a condom, unless you’re trying for a baby. He does however lose his mind when you suck him off and let him cum on your face.
D - Dirty Secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Spencer is the king of phone sex, even though he is a known technophobe. He loves phoning you up from whatever city or state he is in and whispering the dirtiest of words to you…
E - Experience (how experienced are they, do they know what they are doing?)
Spencer isn’t that experienced, but he’s memorised the Kama Sutra and a lot of other NSFW material that he can have you experiencing mindblowing orgasms one after another.
F - Favourite Position (again, pretty self explanatory…)
Spencer is tied between doggy-style or cowgirl. He loves having access to your breasts and ass and hips.
G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment or are they more humorous?)
Spencer can have the goofiest moments with you during sex and he isn’t against pulling a magic trick on you either. But he has moments where he’s determined to try out a new position or toy on you and he’s focused so much.
H - Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?)
Spencer is somewhat groomed down there.
I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment? Are they romantic?)
Spencer is very romantic and affectionate. He’s never loved someone as much as he does you, nor has he ever been loved by someone like you do him… he is devoted to you and shows it wherever he can.
J - Jack Off (masturbation…)
It happens more so when Spencer is away from you and needy, or in the shower. He doesn’t like bothering you if you’re tired or asleep.
K - Kink (what are their kink/s?)
Spencer loves leaving marks on you and sometimes leaves numerous hickies across your body as he worships you. He loves doing role play with you too, whether it’s geeky or more sexy. Spencer also enjoys phone sex, you in lingerie and edging too. He has a slight breeding kink too.
L - Location (where are their favourite places to do the do?)
Spencer, while he is an FBI agent has a bucket list of places he wants to have sex with you at. Airplane bathroom, his university office or lecture hall… he’s got to try them all.
M - Motivation (what turns them on, what gets them going?)
Spencer loves you in lingerie like so so much. He gets so hard so quickly if you tease him by showing the lace of your bra or silk thong or satin thigh-high stockings.
N - No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs?)
Spencer will never ever degrade you or hurt you, he never wants to see you cry or sore from him in the wrong way.
O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill etc)
Spencer is a fan of blowjobs, he can cum so quickly from your talented tongue. But he does love giving you orgasm after orgasm as he eats you out.
P - Pace (are they fast and rough, soft and sensual?)
A man of science, Spencer measure each other with skill and decisiveness that leaves you ruined whatever way it goes.
Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often etc.)
Oh Spencer loves a quickie! Sometimes you need him there and then or him for you, and each time he’s raring to go. Also with the unpredictable nature of his job, sometimes a quickie is all he has time for before flying off somewhere.
R - Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?)
Spencer again is a master of facts and figures, the probabilities of getting caught or not… but that doesn’t mean he isn’t against getting a little risqué with you…
S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go? How long do they last?)
Spencer puts in a lot of foreplay and can go about two rounds of sex with you. He will hold off orgasming so he can have you cumming multiple times.
T - Toys (do they own toys, do they use toys? on a partner or themselves?)
Spencer isn’t experimental on himself but he loves trying new and different toys on you. He loves handcuffs and vibrators in particular.
U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Spencer loves to tease you nonstop, he has memorised every single thing that gets you bothered and he can read you like a book he knows inside out.
V - Volume (how loud are they, what sounds do they make etc?)
Spencer is so vocal! Dirty talk, groans and grunts amongst whispers of appreciation and random sexual facts.
W - Wild Card (random headcanon)
Spencer is surprisingly dominant in the bedroom.
X - X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Thin, veiny and long just like his lean frame. Spencer is also circumcised too.
Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive)
Considering his job, Spencer has a slightly above normal sex drive. He can’t get enough of you when he’s home with you, and as they say distance makes the heart grow fonder.
Z - Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards)
Spencer usually waits to make sure you’re asleep and content before drifting off to sleep himself.
#spencer reid#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x you#spencer reid imagine#spencer reid smut#criminal minds
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kinktober 2024 — kayu's version.
Satoru's grin softens as he looks at you, his fingers brushing a strand of hair from your face. His eyes are filled with something tender and deep, a look that makes your heart swell with affection.
He leans in, capturing your lips in a slow, languid kiss that seems to say everything he can't put into words. His hands are gentle as they explore your body, tracing every curve, every line, as if memorizing you by touch alone.
He pulls back slightly, his lips barely an inch from yours, his breath hot against your skin.
“You’re amazing, you know that?” he whispers, his voice low and full of emotion. "And tonight… tonight is all about you."
K I N K T O B E R 2 0 2 4 —
K A Y U ' S V E R S I O N
hello, this is kayu!!!
i write to you all as i prepare for my first ever participation with kinktober!!! its quite exciting and thrilling and i am just so happy to be able to finally be a part of a new world.
a lot of what im writing is going to be only for 18 and above and as such not safe for work. i hope my dear readers understand that this means that if you are not 18 and above — do not yet read. i will have safe for work content in between these periods. please read those!!!
in any case, i am most excited to share with you the things ive been working on for all of you. im very happy with how these stories are so far and im sure by the time they are finished — they'll be something ill be most proud of.
kinktober may seem like a quite an odd concept to some but its exciting to express a horizon of expression in a different way. and im excited to express stories that will be a different shade of me once again. i hope you enjoy them!!! i love you all!!! see you in october!!!
xoxoxoxo kayu
W H A T ' S C O O K I N G ! ?
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●OCTOBER 4TH 2024
♡ SINGER SUKUNA X SINGER READER
( e l a b o r a t e r o l e p l a y )
♯┆ why are you obsessed with me .ᐟ
— ryomen sukuna.
— no one knew how the feud of the bands started but people were here for it regardless. sukuna liked to push your buttons, you liked to push his. and really, it didn't matter. because he was here. and you were fun.
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●OCTOBER 11TH 2024
♡ PRIEST SUGURU X WIDOW READER
( f o r b i d d e n d a l l i a n c e )
♯┆ devotion .ᐟ
— geto suguru
— twenty years passed and you moved towns with your husband, to try and forget geto suguru, your lover turned priest. now you're a widow and after all that time, your heartbeats at the sight of father geto suguru, the town's priest.
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● OCTOBER 18TH 2024
♡ HUSBAND NANAMI X READER
( m a k e u p — c a r f u c k )
♯┆right people, wrong place .ᐟ
— nanami kento.
— you and your husband nanami kento have been estranged for a while. it was hard, hard to fathom that you and him would be separating, that he would choose duty over you. even when you drink, its his name you call to pick you up tonight.
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●OCTOBER 25TH 2024
♡ GOJO SATORU X WIFE READER
( f i r s t t i m e )
♯┆honeymoon .ᐟ
— gojo satoru
— arranged marriages are hard, even when you're the one who made it happen. after years of marriage (and subsequently falling in love), the two of you finally decide to go and embark on a honeymoon.
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●OCTOBER 31ST 2024
♡ FUSHIGURO TOJI X WIFE READER
( b r e e d i n g k i n k )
♯┆pillowtalk .ᐟ
— fushiguro toji
— if fushiguro toji was being honest, he'd always wanted a big family. after living a rather painful life in a loveless family, he wants to build a big, warm home. looking at it now, megumi's almost a year old. a new sibling in close age would be good, doesn't it?
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C O M I N G S O O N ! ?
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#jujutsu kaisen x y/n#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#sukuna x reader#sukuna x you#sukuna smut#geto suguru x you#geto suguru x reader#geto suguru smut#nanami kento x you#nanami kento x reader#nanami smut#gojo satoru x you#satoru gojo x reader#gojo smut#toji fushiguro x you#toji fushiguro x reader#toji smut#kinktober 2024#kinktober — kayu's version ! ! !#kayu writes ! ! !
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