#IN THE OFFICAL AUDIO

[meownotgood]

I know I’m not crazy but I remember some years back you posted some Aki audios and when I tell you they ATE DOWN but I lost the links. Care to assist (for scientific purposes of course🧬) ALSOOOO I remember u saying something about the voice actor making more???!!! But I’m telling you I suddenly thought about it and remembered how happy it made me AHHH

yes!!! I made a couple, I'll drop the links to them for you and others to enjoy hehe

aki cleans your ears asmr

cuddling with aki asmr

surprising aki with a kiss

aki moans

aki moans in your ear for 100 seconds straight

aki whimpering

aki says, "I love you"

pov: aki fucks u softly (THE TRULY UNHINGED ONE LMAO)

also, all of these audios I made from a drama tape made by aki's va. it's a few hours long, it's an audio where he plays your coworker and takes you home after you're too drunk. you can purchase the audio here, it has versions with english subtitles now!! he sounds a lot like aki and there's many relaxing moments so I'd say it's worth it 💫

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

An unbothered queen has entered, and subsequently left.

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[poedays]

A Vincent and Darlin’ friendship that’s Darlin punching his shoulder playfully, and Vincent punching them back with his vampiric strength without meaning too.

Vincent apologises so much and Darlin tries to play it off like it didn’t hurt - but it did. And Vincent’s so apologetic and Darlin’s trying to play it tough and Sam and Lovely find it so hilarious.

[thevaudevillescene]

to go from “the people have always been behind me,” to “it’s been five years, i gave them every damn thing that i had, and they chose him,” to hearing people scream in horror when you take a step toward the ring because they think you’re going back to hurt your opponent even worse than you already have. to go from having the fans fully support you to having them fear you and look at you with disgust.

[lerios]

also wow Romana is COMICALLY corrupt lmao. like queen i love you but holy shit

"i dont have friends, just allies" yes bitch, because you keep elevating your only friends to political positions and destroying laws so that you can force your point on your pet causes 😭

2 episodes ago she was making dodgy backroom deals with known criminals because She Wanted To and anything is permissible to her if She Wants To. she knows Brax is committing 24/7 crime and its fine because her besties can do whatever they want. no shit she's a good candidate to become imperiatrix, she fundamentally sees no real issue with herself having ultimate power, that's practically what she's already doing lmao 🙃

like bestie WHAT is wrong with you. i went into this series expecting the main personal problem to be Narvin being a wet pathetic neurotic babyman but god Romana is a legitimate fucking car crash already (politically and otherwise)

[redacted-vibes]

Okay so,, 🤌 Concept.........

Shaw pack meeting.

Everyone hushed,

listening to David

He's giving run down of whats been going on, what their plans are this week/month etc etc. Angel slowly creaks into the back of the room, no one really turns around but Angel is carrying a box of.. Something.

They make their way to their seat, fairly close to the front, near David but not directly in the spot light/podium watever tf he is. Everyone is still listening and concentrating on David with due diligence... But...

You can hear a smol constant kerfuffle coming from Angel and this box.

Slowly people begin to look over, check they're ok yknow surely something is happening.

Turns out Angel found a litter of kitten outside the Shaw Security office and didnt have the heart to just leave them there in the cold. So they boxed em up and brought them inside to distribute to pack members AFTER the meeting. At least they planned to. They did NOT think through the fact that all of these lil shits would be climbing out and wreaking havoc in a very quite meeting room, lead by the Very Serious David.

The meeting lasted as long as it could with this distraction (a whole 5mins). David ended it early because thats as long as he could hold to the packs attention thanks to his mate. OK THE END 😘

[pandoraroid]

do you guys think that when milo loses things around their place and then sweetheart finds em for him it's just

sweetheart: i believe this belongs to you, mr. greer

milo, grinning: why, yes officer. thank you

[buildoblivion]

thinking about lord president fivey so have this

[mcworm]

Ideal office set-up at the O.I.A.R.

[vibinginthedreamlands]

How many horror podcasts do you have to listen to to automatically recognize the sound of human teeth against a stone container?

[doctorwhommm]

please please for all that is holy consider drawing owen and andy. the best duo toxic yaoi that never interacts in the show but have so much good content in the audios i go RAHHH ty for hearing me out

THE off screen toxic yaoi duo i love the three monkeys hehehe >:)

their interactions in this audio are so insane they rly just flirt for an hour

[aspiringnexu]

Okay so I sort of fell face-first into the Star Trek fandom and went on a Spirk fic reading spree. And, as is usual with my reading, I latched onto a plot that my brain is going nuts over.

There was a fic where Kirk found out he was like, 1/16th Vulcan because some industrious Vulcan lady a while ago decided the only logical way to experience Earth was to settle down and have kids there with a native and not tell anybody. Anyway, its very amusing, turns out Kirk is the last living descendent of some noble Vulcan house and as such can inherit quite a few profitable investments and a potential future High Council seat if he wants, though his taunts of assuming such a position to annoy Spock fall on the back burner when he suddenly goes into Pon Farr because of course he does.

But my brain immediately latched onto 'part-Vulcan Jim Kirk' and went a tiny bit rabid.

So the idea arrived. Kirk, completely unaware of his Vulcan ancestry, encounters Shenanigans on an Away Mission as is customary. Alien medical tech goes a bit bonkers and the captain is hit but physically okay, just unconscious. Bones will still give him hell when he wakes up but Spock can breathe easy. The Shenanigans were mild this time. Or were they? Turns out the medical tech actually did do something. It stimulated the latent Vulcan genes, artificially encouraging growth and change at an incredibly rapid pace, not eleminating Kirk's humanity but elevating him from Human with Vulcan spice, to almost even half n' half.

So we get poor Kirk waking up with undisciplined telepathic powers, a much stronger body, and the worst headache known to humanoids. Bones discovering his patient has miraculously decided to switch species overnight. And poor, poor Spock who just got over the minor heart attack of the previous incident and is now face to face with the prettiest Vulcan he has ever fucking seen.

Because half-Vulcan!Jim is blond, blue-eyed, and radiating 'confused kicked puppy' vibes like the world's most attractive telepathic foghorn.

Bonus points if Spock goes into Pon Farr early because Jim is projecting so much emotion and is also just That Pretty.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Game night ruined.

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[flowing-between-space]

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[royalarchivist]

Quackity: There's also a button to toggle, so in case you're talking to people in English, you can toggle it.

Slimecicle: I'm never gonna speak to anyone in English again

[...]

Slimecicle: I feel like a baby that has learned how to speak! Bababa, bababah.

Fit & Maximus: Baba, baba, baba, baba, babah -

Slimecicle: I like that we've gotten a thing to translate all languages, and now we speak none.

[gortass-romance-when]

Gortash Week Day 4: Relax

Helping Gortash relax in his office, after a long day of work. You decide what's going.

cw: possibly nsft, sound of pants falling, gross sloppy sounds, gortash moans