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im going to die im going to die
#THIS IS ABOUT THE STREAM#AND THE HORSE#TALK#HELLO \#IM THROWING UP ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY#struda rambles
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ok i finally get why everyone fucking loves law it's cause every time the straw hats do literally anything they cut back to him making this EXACT face
#im going to throw up laughing its so funny i need to find a screenshot. EDIT SCREENSHOT NOW IN NOTES LOL#like obvs i knew he's a fan fave but this is actually extremely funny. guy who is the barometer of normal behavior compared to everyone els#but who is also fucked up and skewed in his own way#trafalgar law#one piece
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alexa play losing my religion
#hi having a normal 1#By im going to post bg3 all i meant is lae#heres another im going to pretend its a wip and never fix bc its not the vibe#lae'zel#shadowheart#shadowzel#??#idk throws up#oh i hv found out that her white hair is a bug and that is so fucking funny
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so like do you think they made the plastic wheelchair ALONGSIDE the plastic prison as a Just In Case situation, only after they realized charles was going to be a frequent visitor, or both as in because they knew charles was going to be the only person visiting him during planning they decided to make him a chair ahead of time
#xmen#x2: x men united#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#cherik#not really but yes it is#snap chats#secret fourth option is they just had a plastic wheelchair at the mansion just in case this incredibly specific scenario happened jvlkaervj#part of me hopes the staff just Knew cause imagine being THAT divorced publicly but another part hopes erik asked for one. not politely ofc#def joked bout how charles couldnt think to leave him alone for five minutes lest he did something Uncouth somehow ik he did#that charles was going to show up sooner or later so they might as well make it easy for themselves and prep etc etc#girl ima throw up what if charles didnt visit tho .... thats not even a possibility cause ofc he did but still !!!!#personally id throw up and cry like wdym my best friend ex husband didnt show up. when i even asked for a chair for him ..#EVEN ASKED FOR A SILLY LIL PLASTIC CHESS SET alternatively what if charles brought that... im making myself sick#As Indicated By My Username i think of the plastic jail every day its so funny to me and so quaint#i should rewatch X2 just for plastic jail#like it makes sense and i do think its a cute detail but still. gotta put grandpa in the polly pocket prison set now. tragic !!#i remember watching the movie for the first time in recent years and audibly going 'aw' at the plastic wheelchair im so sorry JVLKEJKA#LIKE AWW CMON THATS WEIRDLY CUTE gotta make sure peepaw can visit his ex husband </3 so they can play chess </3#i love that chess is Their Thing ... any time a ship's got mfers who fucks heavy with chess i know im hooked#its not intentional things happen this way but i will still laugh#kk nightly cherik posting is done byebye
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i have been unable to stop thinking about these two since volume 1 dropped on friday and my witcher hyperfix just hit me again at full fucking force
in other words THEY FINALLY GAVE US THE QUEER POLY BARD WE DESERVED RAAAHHHHHHH
#the witcher#twn#the witcher netflix#s3#the witcher spoilers#jaskier#radovid#jaskier x radovid#radskier#jaskovid#also art block has kinda been fucking me up again but i FORCED myself to draw them#be proud of me pls#im literally screaming rying throwing up#i've been waiting SO LONG FOR THIS#also its funny bc i was literally on ep 2 watching together with my mom and my bff and i was like ...is this queerbait or not... in my head#so i quickly went on twt to check#AND I WAS HIT WITH THE KISS SCENE#MY JAW WAS LTIERALLY ON THE FLOOR#AND MY FRIEND JUST LOOKED AT ME LIKE#are you good???#AND SHE LOOKS OVER AT MY PHONE AND HER JAW DROPS TOO#i rewatched that kiss at least 200 times by now#im unwell#okay sorry enough tag spamming#my art#michsmeesh#i just felt like changing my username again soz
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EDIT THESE ARE OUTDATED IF YOU NEED REFS FOR THESE GUYS PLEASE DONT USE THESE. no i DONT have finished refs LOL. UM. OkAy root is still technically up to date bUT ANYHOW
finalized little refs for the walkerators!!! rivers and phrases have had a bit of a rough time evidently, lmao
decided to throw root into the au!!! love that guy. think he deserves it. phrases, rivers and root are travelling to hopefully meet a fleck of flame. glass splits from the group to stay at her brother nights' structure
#rain world oc#iterator oc#druid draw#off string au#rivers#phrases#root#glass#glass is so fucking small im still not over it. her anatomy looks terrible (i see issues all around the board actually) but i cant be fucke#tiny tiny thing. throws her faaaar#i fucked up rivers arm because when he collapses in canon timeline that arm rips off! maybe its like finns arm and hes just destined to get#-it messed up. might still rip it all the way off sometime depending on what i decide. you're not safe rivers#oc posting#i think its really funny if phrases was a murder machine this whole time and nobody knew
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someone on the bodies production team you have to release more layout/bts pictures of charles whiteman's flat please. this is a great start but i need to know him better. particularly if it's got about as much mould as a second year uni house and if he owns as many chairs as it seems LOL
#ok the joke is at his expense but im already romanticising this shit#20-something loser karl weissman moves into the worst flat of all time and makes it a home#hangs a picture of his parents' wedding against the worst wallpaper you've ever seen#just buys what he likes and calls it decor#how else can you explain the fucking model boat next to the fucking telephone. AND YOU MAY TELL ME 'oh thats just random set stuff'#NOT TO ME!#and it stays until he's in his mid 30s. develops a habit of not cleaning up along the way#the shot where he seems to have taken off his shirt/tie/jacket and then dropped them off on various pieces of furniture. HE LIVES LIKE THIS#also entertaining the idea that its his parents' old stuff that he can't bring himself to throw out ..#i will created a fully fleshed out character using 8 episodes and fever dream visions if i have to#karl weissman#bodies netflix#edit: the original tags are above but since then i joined the discord and got to add these pictures LOL#saved this post as a draft bc i was like. i cant annoy people on the tag any more than i already have#doesnt matter. forcing this into the tag like a week after i made it anyway#im still so interested in the fact that it seems like there are more rooms that we never see#outside this bedroom and living space (and the bedroom isnt clear in the show either)#like. i rly need a 360 house tour NOW.#ALSO I FEEL LIKE A TOWN CRIER NO I DONT THINK HE HAS MOULD BUT IT WOULD BE FUNNY!!!!#the chair next to the liquor rly is something. hes MY babygirl
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on some level I understand that welcome to hell is probably a little harder to sell than hazbin given the *gestures vaguely* entire main plotline of w2h THAT SAID im going to be mad about it forever. because one of them is actually funny and has good character design and compelling dynamics and a good plot and its not the one about the freaking hotel.
#literally hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby like nothing vivziepop ever writes will be as good as your first demonic possession#everyone who knows me irl is going to look away now because I need to be really mean about hazbin for a second#and I feel bad doing that because I know my wonderful friends like it. but its my god given right to be a hater on my Tumblr blog.#LIKE ive seen some of hazbin and helluva. theyre mid theyre so mid.#the plots are not compelling the characters have no intriguing chemistry#theyre throwing so much at you both character and storyline wise and its impossible to keep track of anything. theres no time to care about#anyone or any of their stories!!!#and they both rely so much on swear words/sex jokes for their writing and like. its just too much it stops being funny.#anyone who knows me knows I love a good swear or a good sex joke but dude theyre just so constant that they dont work#and it also cheapens the parts that actually try to get serious you know? the tonal whiplash just makes it hard to take anything seriously#like I honestly think if they took hazbin a little more seriously it could actually be good. like I get the oooo swears for adults aspect#but truly if they just bothered to write a good plot instead of forcing a million fuck jokes into it then it could work. but they didn't.#sad!!!!#okay im nice now. when my beautiful friends bring up hazbin I will bite my tongue and not even say anything a little mean#even though its bad and sucks. I will focus on the parts of it that could have worked. so that I can engage with their interests kindly#because all their other interests rule so hard. its just hazbin that I can't stand.
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plane scene is so funny cause why is mine a sleeper agent that wakes up whenever daigo is mentioned
can’t wait to see it in dragon engine :3
mine has been the winner for Funniest Character Imaginable for 15 consecutive years and i have yet to see anyone come close i fear
#snap chats#originally i wrote 'funniest character alive' and then remembered. HAH im so funny //throws up//#all my fave charas know how to do is get crazy on planes over men they love its disgusting#utterly hilarious cause after making the last post i went on twitter and they mentioned ANOTHER plane scene i throw up over#diff franchise so not important it is just SIMPLY funny how coincidences work and further confirming I Have A Type#BUT NO BACK TO MINE IT'S STILL SO FUCKIN FUNNY I HAVE TO REWATCH IT#i have to replay it .... all of y3 ...#if anyone remembers my friend from college and how we used to stream she asked me if we could stream#and i was like 'girl i havent streamed in Fuck Ever huh' and yk what maybe i'll stream y3 with her#at the very least ill stream y3 for myself ... legend mode .....#ive beaten y3 legend mode one (1) time and it was the worst experience of my life because if its not shadow the hedgehog#i am not good at the game i am playing !!!!!!!!!!! it'll be funny tho#i remember wanting to do a y3 drinking run but i told myself id stop drinking so i simply think. i will substitute drinking for hot sauce#its an idea im ironing out and i also have to like. properly set up a twitch- or maybe ill stream through youtube#ive always liked youtube streaming more ... at least as a viewer#these are all details for plans i will not be enacting literally any time soon can i stay on topic#the topic being i love mine. i love that plane scene forever the casual Whats Goin On Here :)#and he is the embodiment of :) in that scene casue :] is gen friendly but :) has an underlying aura of Im Going To Kill You#thats him in that scene. and i love him. for the third time. im ending this post now forever and always stan mine#if and whenever y3k comes out i cant wait to see !! but i personally believe that's well and away from us at this point#not impossible since they did mention it but yk. i dont think itll happen within the next year or two#maybe next five or ten realistically. if that jVLAEKJVLAEKJ ok bye fr now
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it's actually so funny to think about evrarts calling people by their name constantly thing like it's sooooo sales 101, it keeps people's attention, it makes them feel important, it makes them feel like you're listening to them, etc etc classic manipulation technique but instead of having the intended effect on harry it just makes him have multiple crises at once because he doesn't know his name
#like its SO FUCKING FUNNY WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT#evrart: oh im going to butter this guy up so good. how can i help you mr du bois#harrys skills: is he fucking with you? hes trying to throw you off your game. what is this shit? rancid vibes#texticles#de
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wait you’re telling me that you’re that one minedai artist?!?!?! you rlly liked ur doomed yaoi huh………..
the paths are finally converging its like a fucked up version of subspace emissary in my inbox
#fave#snap chats#i prob coulda made a minedai ver of this image and itd be funnier but its too late i dont got it in me rn <- im going to class#PLEAAAASSSE IM CRYING EVLKEJAKLJVLAEJV#THIS IS SO FUNNY IM GONNA THROW UP#took gang like. one?? two. months to find me here LVKAJKLAJV HELLO#first kh gang showed up now rgg gangs here to kick my ass im wheezing jvLAKJAEVK#but yeah. i think you missed that reveal anon idk but i am. that minedai artist#i hate that you sent this cause ive been cackling at it for the past three minutes and sounding insane to my roommates JLVKJVALKV#entire website reads man for filth as being an enjoyer of doomed yaoi this is so fucked up and evil and targeted
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guys I can't take it anymore I like her so MUCH i just wanna LOOK AT HER and BE WITH HER and I just thinka bout KISSING her bcs she's SO GODDAMN PRETTY and I just can't stop LOVING HER but at the same time I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT do you see my problem
#ah.. the struggles of a queer middle schooler#the horrors#STOP ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE#look at my search history its the most lame ass shit liek#how to kiss girl wikiHow#I CAN'T#UGH#WHY#rant#vent#lesbian#i kidna dont wnat anybody ti see this#gay#i just watched but im a cheerleader and shes so me shes so me frrr frfr#AAAAAAAAAHH#google how do i initiate a kiss#wikihow tutorial save me#wikihow tutorial#save me wikihow tutorial#thinking about throwing up maybe idk#at this point im just going to use tumblr as a diary actually#fuck digital footprints#i want 40 year old me to look back at my tumblr page and see the desperation of a pathetic little lesbian boy#idc anymore#shes my roman empire#she fell first i fell harder i think#right person wrong time#or whatever#james yapping sessions
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they need to make a killing myself I can do every weekend but only on the weekends so I can get up fine on monday and go to work again
#.vent#maybe i should start drinking so i can get blackout drunk every weekend. or fuck around w sedatives or pay someone to just whack me round#the head with a sledgehammer on friday evenings and hopefully ill recover from the concussion by mondays#its not even funny what the fuck is wrong with me that i have to spend all my free time trying not to kill myself i feel so sick#im literally fine at work i guess i just dont know how to have fun or be happy or feel wanted or cared for or loved by other people#but dont have to think about that when im working so its fine 5/7 days which is pretty good. im so lonely i want to throw up#tried to leave the house got ready and everything and then burst into tears for no reason ive spent the past hour trying to talk myself#down from hurting myself and i probably wont in the next few hours but i almost certainly will before the day is up. oh well#man who fucking cares. typing this isnt making me feel any better i dont really know what to do anymore#i have a drs appt in 2 weeks for smth unrelated but maybe ill ask abt antidepressants. theres nothing specific causing this#my brain just doesnt work right.i dont even feel like a person most of the time#well nothing else to say 👍
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i've really dithered around the puppet rabbit hole for my entire life, sometimes sitting by it and dangling my legs over the felted abyss, but by worm am i jumping headfirst into it now with perfect diving form
#& by perfect diving form i mean Flailing and Screaming#ive always loved puppets but i've always denied myself this simple love#or had this love denied due to no one around me neither friend nor family nor foe exposing me to its beauty#so i had to gaze upon the puppets from afar#dhmis baited me closer to the edge... then the professor#and then welcome home shoved me in when i wasnt looking#now im watching muppet compilations. i want to watch the movies. I Want Puppets.#theres just something about them!!#theyre friend shaped in the most bizarre way!#whats really strange is i dont like dolls. sentient or otherwise. they freak me the fuck out#but puppets? which from an objective viewpoint are scarier or at least are way more in the uncanny valley territory?#i cant be scared. or unsettled. they're Friends and thats It. end of story. they could be out to kill me and id still be 🥺#absolutely unprompted#i like it when they get violent tho. its funny#my favorite dhmis moment is the friendship fight#and watching these muppet compilations... when they throw down... hell yeah fuck each other up!!!!#my desire for viewing blood and violence meshes wonderfully with puppets. theyre so <3<3<3<3#gripping dragons in one hand and puppets in the other#hey speaking of both maybe. maybe i should share my one (1) welcome home oc. maybe.#actually fuck it yeah! i will share! cringe is dead babey!!! viva la zestforlife!
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sequel to this because it won't let me add videos on reblogs but what the fuck. like what the fuck are we seeing the same fucking clip. why the fuck is he allowed to do that.
#yakuza series#yakuza 3#yoshitaka mine#snap chats#I HAVE. LITERALLY NEVER SEEN HIM DO THIS ?? MY JAW ACTUALLY JUST DROPPED#I STOLE THIS FROM TWITTER HI BUT ??? OH MY GOD ????#I DIDNT KNOW HE DOES THIS WHAT THE CHRIST#IN ALL MY RUNS mybe its cause ive never thought to grab bosses since it never works#BUT STILL ????? HE HAS AN ANTI-GRAB???????#IN THIS FRUITIEST WAY TOO MINE WHAT HE FUCK YOUR GAY POWERS ARE SHOWING#im so obsessed with him ohhhhhh my god oh my god i need him#this is my brief case moment yk what i mean#like every mine fans like 'oh yeah the briefcase scene made me want him'#yeah this is mine. what a beautiful judo throw oh my god im gonna nut#im obsessed with this like actually.... oh my god....#yoshitaka mine what the fuck#ANYWAY THIS JUST CONFIRMS THAT MINE IS THE STRONGEST RGG CHARACTER IDC#IDC SHUT UP I AM NOT LISTENING WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY BUT ALSO ???????#the way he calmly climbs kiryu like a fucking tree aND SNAPS HIS ARM..... oh my gOd.......#i need to stop watching this im becoming obsessed. like narcissus looking into the pond im going to die before i stop looking at this
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the worst thing about whatever the fuck is going on with my family is how they can just get into my head and make me second guess literally everything man. like yeah no of course i wouldn't know what's best for me, because i'm too young and naive to know any better. sure yeah ok
#man.#just a few more weeks. its gonna suck for a few weeks and then im OUTTA HERE.#its so funny when they get mad at me for lying to them too like#buddy if i tell you the truth you freak out and isolate me. el em ay oh.#i dont LIKE lying to people but damn it man i am trying to survive here#whatever. maladaptive chronic defensive liars rise up#i think ill need to throw a party or something when i finally get out. good fucking god. im so tired of this.#winter speaks#personal
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