#IM KIDDING!!!!JOKE!!!!JOKE POST!!!!!

[godidontgaf]

GUYS!!!! Guys!! My ship is canon…….Heres the evidence 😍😍

[faunandfloraas]

Happy 2nd anniversary to the ever iconic "What do you even know."

[drakkonyan]

The future never forgets the events that shaped it The past awaits for better times to come

[fischiee]

forget sister being the co-parent to junior. tex does it for the simple reason of church hates it with a burning passion

[parasitic-obsession]

WIP of Eyeshot AU bc OMG.... I am obsessed.

Credits to @dynamicsimp for the au. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CREATING THIS MASTERPIECE OF AN AU. I NEED THE CONCEPT INJECTED INTO MY VEINS. DHEHSJSJSJSBSB I WOULD BE WILLING TO NOVELS ABOUT THESE TWO GUYS AND A MILLION COMICS... I AM PEAK HYPERFIXATED AND ITS CONSUMED MY ENTIRE EXPERIENCE. /out of character

will probably finish this today or TMR :3

(I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I THINK IM DYING)/out of character

@ihateplums is my wukong <3 ~

[aropride]

i like when something really bad happens politically and all my left leaning friends start sharing stuff about community building so i get to ask for rides places and they have to say yes or theyre failing the good leftist test

[zappedbyzabka]

All photos (and a gif) of these karate men in one place

[j1998v]

i bribed a seungmin fanpage on instagram for this video

[sympathytea]

Alright. Assuming what Evbo said about his height being 4 ft 2 is accurate in the Evmo live stream of him and his BlockWars team (Timestamp: 3:03:27 if you were curious) And going by the assumption that 1 block equals 1 meter...

That makes him barely above 1 block tall. Like 1.2 blocks. Not even hitting a block and a half slab which would be 1.5 meters. The fact he missed that 1 block jump at the noob parkour temple makes alot more sense now. This is clearly deepest lore.

[grecoromanyaoi]

this is so so funny. u cant possibly b that stupid

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Jazz becoming the next big Gothem villain is such a solid concept. Theres so much to explore.

She targets corrupt mental institutions. Corrupt companies who destroy their workers state of mind so they wont quit. She attacks landlords who make it impossible for people to live comfortably.

She is the staple anti-hero of anyone struggling to get back on their feet. People should have to work three jobs just to afford a crappy one bedroom, no utilities, half bath, in crime alley apartment, with a roommate.

Shelters should be aiming to gain a profit instead of using the donations to support others.

She is tired of these big name heros leaving children to clean up messes. She has watcher her own brother wither away to a shell of his former self trying to make a change and she is sick of it. Hell she herself is a child but if this is what it takes, then this is what it takes.

Enter from the left The Manipulator™️

Feared by all corrupt. People think she has mind control or something. When she targets someone they make almost a full 180 in their ways. “She will do anything to get her way or to make people into what she thinks they should be. And she mist be stopped” cries big business.

In reality she is the worlds best damn psychiatrist ever to be known. She doesn’t force anyone to change but gives them the choice to be better. To see how much more they can be. And it terrifies them. Helps them find themselves again and to move past their troubling pasts. No force and no mind control. No manipulating. No one but those who she has helped know the truth but when they tell the truth it only fuels the fire of her being controlling.

Theres one thing also fuelling the flames of mind control. Thats the fact that every single major hero to go after her can’t. Any who approach her find themselves no long near her. Superman just wants to talk, well she doesn’t, and he is then back in his city?!? Batman is stalking her to figure out how to deal with her but once he gets too close he suddenly finds himself in the batcave?

At first they think it’s teleportation but time is passing? Theres video feed and tracking of no they just went back themselves. No response from them the whole trip. As if possessed. (Lmao it’s just good brother danny pranking his sis a little by making her seem all powerful but also protecting her anyway he can. Or could be Dan instead)

[abigmessofablog]

I keep turning this idea around in my head and I need to get it out

post-The Search For Spock Kirk ending up at some 20th/21st century museum through some time travel shenanigans and ending up in front of a painting of Orpheus and Eurydice. He stare at it for a long time until, eventually some other attendant makes some small talk, talking about they always loved this myth. Kirk tells them that he’s not too familiar with the story but he likes the painting. That it feels very emotional, somehow. The attendant seems surprised at this admission and starts to explain, very happy to do so. They explain Orpheus’s love for Eurydice, how he followed her to the underworld to bring her back from the dead and his deal with Hades. “He couldn't hear her footsteps. He tried to call for her but she didn't respond and he got scared, y'know? So eventually..." and Kirk nods with an understanding they couldn't possibly comprehend

"He looked back" he finishes for them

The other attendant laughs a little, like they find it both silly and obvious "Of course he looked back. He loved her too much not to. That's the tragedy, I guess." and with that, they walk away, conversation decidedly over.

Kirk looks back at the painting. He looks at the painting for a very very long time. He looked back, huh?

[suffarustuffaru]

WHAT IF i told you that there was a PERFECTLY GOOD AND UNDERRATED rezero yuri ship AND OKAY YES A LOT OF THE YURI IS UNDERRATED BUT HEAR ME OUT THIS ONE IS SUPER UNDERRATED because like one of them is a little cringe fail and prideful but she's like a mostly shameless flirt but a tsundere at the same time (she tried to flirt with some random ass guy earlier in main route and it didnt 100% work and then her main companion made fun of her :<<) and the other one is like a gentle giant who's laidback and chill but she's also really snarky and mischievous and her main childhood companion also has an ego so she would find comfort in the first one having an ego and would know how to handle her and like what if i told you they also have spent at LEAST a year together in main route and what if they could ALSO count as doomed yuri in greed if and gluttony if AND WHAT IF i told you their designs match too bc the first one is like spry and agile and sharp and the other is square and stocky and their color schemes matched both their companions and contrasted each other perfectly CHECK UNDER THE CUT FOR WHO IT IS

GROUND DRAGON YURI JUMPSCARE

[motleyfam]

Re: your Grayson apt post, I’d love to read it!! I love reading sick Tim haha! I can never get enough, and it never mattered to me whether or not it was plausible spleenless or not!! Sorry you get negative comments :(( but know there’s people out there that love your work!! Thank you for sharing your writing with us :D

I’m actually working on it right now!

[orange-artblog]

joking around was fun but now I did a ~final of Esther‘s design xp

she‘s a supposed Aim (post dark cream) x Axel (errorink) kid made out of the magic of headcanons and inside jokes (/j)

Aim is by @zu-is-here / Axel is by @ari-cuno

anyway I went and had some more fun with her

alsoo this

[xxplastic-cubexx]

The fact that Magneto canonically wears a speedo has me in a chokehold

that fact that magneto has gone on to wear a speedo Multiple times has me in a chokehold