#IM KIDDING!!!!JOKE!!!!JOKE POST!!!!!

[godidontgaf]

GUYS!!!! Guys!! My ship is canon…….Heres the evidence 😍😍

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[faunandfloraas]

Happy 2nd anniversary to the ever iconic "What do you even know."

[zappedbyzabka]

All photos (and a gif) of these karate men in one place

[j1998v]

i bribed a seungmin fanpage on instagram for this video

[grecoromanyaoi]

this is so so funny. u cant possibly b that stupid

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Jazz becoming the next big Gothem villain is such a solid concept. Theres so much to explore.

She targets corrupt mental institutions. Corrupt companies who destroy their workers state of mind so they wont quit. She attacks landlords who make it impossible for people to live comfortably.

She is the staple anti-hero of anyone struggling to get back on their feet. People should have to work three jobs just to afford a crappy one bedroom, no utilities, half bath, in crime alley apartment, with a roommate.

Shelters should be aiming to gain a profit instead of using the donations to support others.

She is tired of these big name heros leaving children to clean up messes. She has watcher her own brother wither away to a shell of his former self trying to make a change and she is sick of it. Hell she herself is a child but if this is what it takes, then this is what it takes.

Enter from the left The Manipulator™️

Feared by all corrupt. People think she has mind control or something. When she targets someone they make almost a full 180 in their ways. “She will do anything to get her way or to make people into what she thinks they should be. And she mist be stopped” cries big business.

In reality she is the worlds best damn psychiatrist ever to be known. She doesn’t force anyone to change but gives them the choice to be better. To see how much more they can be. And it terrifies them. Helps them find themselves again and to move past their troubling pasts. No force and no mind control. No manipulating. No one but those who she has helped know the truth but when they tell the truth it only fuels the fire of her being controlling.

Theres one thing also fuelling the flames of mind control. Thats the fact that every single major hero to go after her can’t. Any who approach her find themselves no long near her. Superman just wants to talk, well she doesn’t, and he is then back in his city?!? Batman is stalking her to figure out how to deal with her but once he gets too close he suddenly finds himself in the batcave?

At first they think it’s teleportation but time is passing? Theres video feed and tracking of no they just went back themselves. No response from them the whole trip. As if possessed. (Lmao it’s just good brother danny pranking his sis a little by making her seem all powerful but also protecting her anyway he can. Or could be Dan instead)

[suffarustuffaru]

WHAT IF i told you that there was a PERFECTLY GOOD AND UNDERRATED rezero yuri ship AND OKAY YES A LOT OF THE YURI IS UNDERRATED BUT HEAR ME OUT THIS ONE IS SUPER UNDERRATED because like one of them is a little cringe fail and prideful but she's like a mostly shameless flirt but a tsundere at the same time (she tried to flirt with some random ass guy earlier in main route and it didnt 100% work and then her main companion made fun of her :<<) and the other one is like a gentle giant who's laidback and chill but she's also really snarky and mischievous and her main childhood companion also has an ego so she would find comfort in the first one having an ego and would know how to handle her and like what if i told you they also have spent at LEAST a year together in main route and what if they could ALSO count as doomed yuri in greed if and gluttony if AND WHAT IF i told you their designs match too bc the first one is like spry and agile and sharp and the other is square and stocky and their color schemes matched both their companions and contrasted each other perfectly CHECK UNDER THE CUT FOR WHO IT IS

GROUND DRAGON YURI JUMPSCARE

[biggest-geo-oogami-enjoyer]

fucking on my knees

Thanks for the image @lilithaphro

To everyone, I'd like to make a solemn reminder that I am Geode's No. 1 devotee, enjoyer and lover. I will challenge and murder anyone who says otherwise. <33 (That isn't classified as a threat because it's a certainty).

I am this twink's obliterator, I will crush this mf's throat in between my hands and I will bite his neck.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. :D

[orange-artblog]

joking around was fun but now I did a ~final of Esther‘s design xp

she‘s a supposed Aim (post dark cream) x Axel (errorink) kid made out of the magic of headcanons and inside jokes (/j)

Aim is by @zu-is-here / Axel is by @ari-cuno

anyway I went and had some more fun with her

alsoo this

[aropride]

i like when something really bad happens politically and all my left leaning friends start sharing stuff about community building so i get to ask for rides places and they have to say yes or theyre failing the good leftist test

[steelhyena]

when i was 8-10 and still learning english i did the cliche bilingual-written-by-a-monolingual thing of expressing excitement/shock/rage/etc using my native language instead of english simply because a) it was easier, and b) it was habit (swearing i mean, swearing was the habit, i was just doing it in a different language)

and what they wont tell you as an immigrant moving into the U.S. from an "enemy country" as one too many adults had called it, is that you will be demonized and outcasted by your peers. and the adults who are supposed to stop that from happening will do dick all to stop it.

i was 8 getting called a terrorist because someone pissed me off and i started cursing them in a language they didn't know. i was 9 being singled out because someone popped a balloon near my head and "scared the english out of me". i was 10 getting made fun of by grown adults when i started sobbing in a language im comforted by, after trying to ask them for help when i realized someone was abusing me. and i was 11 seeking help from a school counselor who told me "maybe you should stop doing that."

except i didnt know what she meant by "stop doing that". i mean i didnt know how to just stop using the language i grew up with that was hardwired into my brain. just imagine trying to forget the tool you used to describe and interact with your world for years.

but now i do know what she meant by that!! now when i go to a cultural market and try to ask the lady at the counter for a specific food, i can tell that im not rolling my tongue correctly!!! now when i try to read articles about my home country getting blown asunder, i cant fucking read them at all!! now when people ask me to say something, i cant say jack shit!!!

i have been speaking english and exclusively english for 11 years, and by some cruel ironic joke of the universe i managed to simply forget the language i grew up with.

language attrition is a bitch and fuck me for letting it happen to myself.

[call-me-pup2]

On the train zooming! Might as well have wore a scuba suit with the weather though, going to go charity shop hunting for a cute waterproof trench coat so with me luck!

[firewasabeast]

kind of pathetic to be defending a fictional character instead of making ur kids dinner ngl

i guess i can jot you down as one of the people who don't appreciate tommy's sarcasm?

[mishy-mashy]

Do you think Banjo is the type of person who hides his problems behind a clown mask?

The guy acts like a bit of comedy relief, but I think he's the kind of person to face his problems head-on. I don't think he uses humor as a coping mechanism. We never see him do that for himself. He's just a loud guy

Look at how he first appears to Midoriya

He's loud, and it steals Midoriya's attention. But he's calling him out on why he's messing up

But as a character's debut, the first things he does are:

Call out Midoriya for trying to do things alone, when Yoichi's first message to him was that he wasn't

Tell him that if he can compose himself, things typically work out

Understands Midoriya's side of things, and tells him he knows (like lacking a mouth)

And once he says those two previous things, he exhales, and his eyes show their pupils properly

The parting advice he gives Midoriya is a reiteration of the second point: It's okay to be mad. What's important is controlling your heart.

Blackwhip is a Quirk that responds to the holder's emotions. Like other Quirks, but Blackwhip goes out of control when the user isn't able to get a grip on themselves

Banjo used his Quirk effectively. He'd have to live that advice to pass it on to Midoriya, back when Abilities were starting to become normal, but Japan was still wrecked. And we know that Quirks are influenced by, and influence, the holder's personality.

Banjo would have to be able to be honest with himself, understand his emotions, and has the maturity to say it's okay to be mad. Just control it.

When he said that for the first time, it actually surprised me. Everyone in fiction or reality says "Don't be mad", but a character on his debut and says it's okay to be that. I never heard anyone say that controlling your emotions and outputting them in a healthy manner is what matters. People just say not to he negative or annoying, because it's inconvenient; but Banjo went past that.

And when he fades, he tells Midoriya he's got this. He reminds him that they're all behind him.

Whenever he speaks, he doesn't make the receiver feel bad, or speak down to them. He understands them, and gives the next step in a familiar, friendly way.

On his debut, he told Midoriya to control his heart, and to remember he wasn't alone. Here, he tells him he should try understanding their Quirks better.

He's actually got a mature way of seeing things. He's an adult, and being the holder between Shinomori and En, he wouldn't be able to deal with either of them if he wasn't mature about himself. Shinomori probably wouldn't choose someone who can't be honest with himself upfront, after spending almost half his life for OFA. And En is young, prone to panic, and a guy who acts like his problems aren't there or funny wouldn't help that.

I can visualize Banjo sitting at a small fire with Shinomori, having an honest, calm talk about life (until Shinomori says the wrong thing and Banjo yells something about it). But not Banjo trying to push his problems down with a hearty laugh, and Shinomori being okay with that.

When Midoriya used his Quirk for the first time, Banjo did get loud at the start, but he did lecture him in a way that was kinda teacher-mentor-ish.

I actually like the way Banjo talks about his observances. He's got the demeanor of a good teacher, he's clear, and direct. He's light-hearted about serious things, but doesn't diminish them. He just approaches it in a way that you aren't feeling the pressure, and can feel like it's possible.

He seems to have this habit of being loud to get people's attention, and simmers down once he has it. He's never indirect or leaving the addressed to figure out the answer on their own, he gives it outright.

When Midoriya used Blackwhip for the first time, Banjo was all "You got it all wrong!" and then explained things. Since he felt himself fading, he could've been talking louder to compensate himself past the daze he felt. To make sure he was talking, heard, and to keep himself awake

When the first Three made the void silent because Kudo and Bruce didn't want to help, Banjo broke it with what Midoriya should do next

When Shinomori got yoinked, the first thing Banjo did was report it in a panic to Midoriya. This just tells Midoriya he really has to be careful now, because OFA can really be stolen. Even if Banjo just panics and doesn't say that aloud

Every time Banjo is facing some kind of problem, he doesn't let others panic too hard. He's not pressuring about problems, and steps back to let Midoriya figure things out.

When Midoriya was running himself into the ground, Banjo was one of the vestiges that didn't show up to tell him to rest. He already understood how Midoriya saw things, and was doing them his own way

Rather than trying to be a clown, I think Banjo is just a friendly person. He's honest with others and with himself, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to utilize Blackwhip right, or be the holder between a sagey hermit and young, scared adult.

[twinktor-frankenstein]

Neil Newbon is so talented, he can go from being my silly little girlfriend to the most annoying motherfucker ever so fast