#IM GOING ABSOLUTELY APESHIT

[monitor-kernel-access]

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

tw: blood

[irene-dimension]

it is actually so crucial to my mental wellbeing that in the next fnaf movie we get a scene with mike seeing vanessa with her hair down for the first time

[mothcrumbs]

I would liek to hear about the diatoms....

OH BOY YOU JUST PRESSED THE

AUTISM BUTTON

so. algae. we all know em, not everyone loves em, but they sure as hell exist theyre out there doin their jobs, producing oxygen and sometimes toxic chemicals depending on the flavor now imagine algae. but in a Cool As Hell Glass house.

mother.fucking. Diatoms

now these guys are fairly cool just on their own yeah? just chillin in their own lil crunchyass shells, photosynthesizing, vibing, generally just having a good time n not doing much but! some of those fellas? they be absolutely fuckin SCHMOVIN up in this bitch of an earth

i mean look at this totally normal faggot [bundle of sticks]

just a cluster of guys, yeah? totally normal guys that dont do a whole lot of moving

WRONG. THEYRE GROOVIN.

THESE. BITCHES. ARE. MOTILE. the bitches are motile. now that on its own? again, not too horribly interesting. i mean most microscopic organisms are pretty good at moving around in their tiny but huge worlds, but usually they use things like flagella or cilia, but these guys? my favorite guys? good ol bacillaria?

aint shit to be seen. if they have em they aint very visible, so their movement isnt all that well understood.

they just kinda. glide around in this almost elegant sort of way, almost like an inchworm but microscopic and a hell of a lot weirder and cooler

BUT YKNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUCKIN COOL?

thriller movies.

"but moth," absolutely nobody is asking "what the actual hell does that have to do with anything?" well my wonderful motherfucker, let me introduce you to The Birds

a fairly well known thriller that gave many people a [fairly reasonable] fear of. well. birds! in this movie birds are seen terrorizing the residents of a small lil village by the coast, sometimes going full suicide bomber on peoples asses by flying into peoples doors n windows n shit what if i told ya that that movie was based on an actual event? an event caused by our good pal, the diatom<3

ysee, like their non crunchy houseless algae pals, diatoms can sometimes produce toxins [like domoic acid in this case] marine diatoms get munched by filter feeders n such, those guys get eaten by birds, the birds go batshit fucking insane and die en masse, entire flocks just kinda losing it and flying into buildings because of the Fucking Poison they just consumed

real crazy shit, but yknow. circle of life n whatnot. anyways have a nice day<3 and make sure to think about diatoms next time you see a thriller<3

[lunar-wandering]

LOOK AT THE SHAPE OF THIS BEAST

*(CHEERING)* THAT'S NOT MY SON!!!!!

[sciderman]

I'm a lesbian and I'm pretty sure you'd beat me. I present more masc but ain't no way do I have the strength

i am made of toothpicks and tissue paper

[electoons]

hey what's your immediate deal breaker when watching video essays. like for me if the person sounds like they're trying to record while someone else is sleeping in the same room I will turn it off. if I feel like you are whispering directly in my ear I will immediately turn it off and find something else to watch

[mokutone]

thank you to northstarfan for the kofi tip!!! here's a drawing of a cozy elnor from star trek picard! 😄

[emulation-0]

it seems people are already upset that tsumiki is not nice anymore, sorry you dont know her like i do

[sircarolyn]

feeling genuinely bonkers yonkers over veklin again today sponsored by listening to THE episode that is ambition's debt. the way veklin is hated by everyone, or at least underestimated. the way that in another life, in a world slightly to the left she and leela should be friends as the worn out guard dogs. but they're not because the way veklin sees it is that she has worked so hard to be ollistra's little pet and here leela is, the general's favourite, rasmus's favourite, romana's favourite, let into everyone's inner circle just like that. it's the jealousy. it's the betrayal. it's the way she knows she is the same as leela and yet somehow she's so much less. AAAAAAAA

[bardicindignation]

Snakebit by Charming Disaster soundtrack to a Vaxleth AU where Keyleth, unable to accept Vax's death, goes darkside and busts into the RQ's realm to bring him back.

This is still a tragedy.

(🎶Since you left me, I’ve been haunted

Yeah I shuffled off that mortal chain

You never asked me what I really wanted

You left me in a world of pain🎶)

[orcelito]

Losing my mind at how when Sasuke almost dies, he's remembering his relationship with Naruto, INCLUDING when they (accidentally) kissed. Like, that is a noteworthy enough memory for him that he's thinking of it as he thinks he's dying. Come On Man.

Then Naruto cradling Sasuke to his chest as Sasuke laments not getting his revenge, then tells Naruto not to die... and then Naruto loses his absolute SHIT......

Like what do you MEANNNNN this isn't a tragic romance 😭😭😭😭 I'm losing my Mind !!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

[moonssugar]

reading the spirit bares its teeth and i already love silas

[just-french-me-up]

"Will you be tempted by some straight-face smut reading tonight, m'am?"

"Actually I'll have some impromptu giggling with intense looking away from the screen with a side of undignified noises, please"

[arolesbianism]

Thinks oh so hard abt the spiraling upwards clan founders, especially the birchclan founders. Silly lil kitties who's pasts are drenched in blood with the primary regret of not drawing it sooner

[thegreatyin]

today i got my special pvp mode kitty cat mount and i will probably never use him outside of said pvp mode but look at him. he's lovely and he's pink and he's a kitty cat :)