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Van Helsing in movie adaptations: Dracula's nemesis

Van Helsing in the book: Dracula's real estate lawyer's wife's girlfriend's fiancé's boyfriend's university professor

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le miserable. there's just one of him

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Painted over by the state government in the middle of the night.

Republican governance, both bigoted and cowardly about it.

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iconic!

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Keel-billed Toucans (Ramphastos sulfuratus), family Ramphastidae, order Piciformes, Costa Rica

photograph by Ondrej Prosicky

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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Leverage (2008) // eliot fighting for his life in the background

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Beatrice Baudelaire/Bertrand Baudelaire/Lemony Snicket Characters: Lemony Snicket, Bertrand Baudelaire, Beatrice Baudelaire, Esmé Squalor, Uncle Monty | Dr. Montgomery Montgomery, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Count Olaf (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Kit Snicket, Jacques Snicket Additional Tags: canon is hard to piece together so I have inevitably diverged from it unintentionally in places, and intentionally in others, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Sugar Bowl Generation (A Series of Unfortunate Events), lots of other relationships (platonic and romantic) bc these people have known each other for their whole lives, also more characters that I will not list rn. if they’re in the books/show it’s a fair bet they’ll show up here, Canon Jewish Character, I however am not Jewish so anything related to the subject comes from wikipedia and Daniel Handler, an unholy blend of book and show canon, Lemony Snicket is Good With Kids, (in fairness they are his kids), POV Multiple, he/they Lemony Snicket, Polyamory, VFD (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Post-VFD Schism (A Series of Unfortunate Events), VFD is a Cult (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Philosophy, Politics, Violet Baudelaire is Lemony Snicket’s Child, Moral Ambiguity, Ambiguity, in general, per usual Summary:

Lemony Snicket gazes for a long moment at the trapdoor that leads to the Baudelaire residence. It has been years since he has been in the City, and it will be more before he can return. But for now, he is near to the two people he once married, the nearest he has been and will be able to be for some time.

It is midmorning. Beatrice will be sipping at the tea Bertrand made for her hours ago, gone cold after hours of reading and only now remembered. Bertrand will have replaced her in the library, mere yards from the door Lemony is standing under. He’s gone there to read but he will be in front of the window, hands empty as he stares out at their garden.

Lemony reaches out to touch the ladder, fingertips just brushing the metal, before he stops. He holds his hand there for several seconds, just to be sure.

The ladder is warm. - Or: Called back to the City for a mission, Lemony Snicket saves Beatrice and Bertrand Baudelaire from certain death.

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"average person runs 3 ttrpg a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person runs 0 ttrpg a year per year. Brennan Lee Mulligan, who lives in cave & runs over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

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me: i really dont get why non-floridians lose their fucking shit when they see a beach. it’s just sand and water. who gives a fuck

also me: *sees one (1) mountain* ohohohoohohohohoh holy SHIT holy fuck that’s a big fuCKING ROCK

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Making some road trip cds for a car ride that'll take me out of cell range and idk why but it's striking me as very funny how violent the terms are for downloading/copying discs are. Like you're gonna RIP that cd and now you're gonna BURN IT

At no point in this process does harm come to the cds which feels slightly anticlimactic, actually

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The result of getting rid of DEI is these people.

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TANGLED (2010)