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The Amazing Giant Marionettes created by French street theatre company Royal De Luxe in Montreal, Canada. 

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I had an upsetting dream last night.

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hitting my mutuals with the objectum beam

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Sparkledog / Normal coloration split chimera mutation

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everyone say thank you hideo kojima

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POOR GRANDMA!!!

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My very first one-legged Halloween costume back in 2010 was a partially eaten gingerbread man. I just bought a generic gingerbread suit on Amazon and cut the leg off. But all the costumes since I have been custom-made for my body. Which feels appropriate. The costumes celebrate a unique body shape. They should look equally original.

So this holiday season I teamed up with my costume partner Calen Hoffman to make a brand new Gingy modeled after the classic Shrek character. Oh snap!

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look at me orb

swallows it whole

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Bearded vultures will see an iron oxide rich mud puddle and go 'is anyone going to bathe in that' and not wait for an answer

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i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

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GORDON RAMSAY: Alright, mate. I'll forgive the cockup with the soup course, but I want that caprese salad, and if there's any more forbidden knowledge of the future in it I'm going to need words with the chef de cuisine ME: Absolutely, chef. We have your caprese salad coming out now *additional member of waitstaff brings out a dish on one hand, and lifts the cloche to reveal basil leaves, fresh mozzarella, and slices of San Marzano tomato artfully arranged to spell out "MARCH 15, 2048 - AUTO ACCIDENT"* GORDON RAMSAY: Hold on a moment. Is that when and how I die? ME: I don't know, chef. It seems at odds with the concept of free will that knowing such a thing would even be possible GORDON RAMSAY: Not even through the antipasti and I'm already being asked to subscribe to a non-deterministic universe. Fuck me

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A crossover for the ages.

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dune teaches you all how to kill! :)

every time she wakes another one of her siblings she sits them down and shows them this as a workplace training video