#IF THEYRE NOT LYING
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either someone is fucking with me, or some random person from irl found my tumblr. i’m about to start blocking people so fast oh my god
#cress talks way too much#this situation is dire#i hope this random tumblr user who commented on a post just likes playing with my head#i hope they do#but YOU KNOW WHAT#IF THEYRE NOT LYING#IMMA GO SO APESHIT#like i think my whole presence might be nuked#i cannot do this#i simply cannot#i left my highschool behind#never looking back#it was a horror show#and i’m so glad to be gone#thinking that my ex from hs found my tumblr makes me wanna puke#i like my happy safe little space#i want them Gone#i want to kick the intruders out of my house#but they are in the walls#so i cannot find them#anyways#i’ll go and try not to throw up
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UGHGJHTGH THEYRE SO FAMILY TO MEEEE
#transformers animated#tfa#tfa bumblebee#tfa ratchet#ratchet#bumblebee#maccadam#BEE IS SO HARD TO DRAW BUT HES SO CUTEEE 😭😭#tfa bee might be my fav iteration of him hes just so annoying and whiny and its so funny whats his problem#ughhh old man rachet who hates this stupid kid but hes actually lying and he could never hate him and#in my resident evil phase i was shipping everyone with ethan#but in my transformers phase im just giving bumblebee all the parental figures#u get a dad! u get a dad! u get a dad!#I CAST 1 MILLION PARENTS#tfa ships can be cute but i like them all as a big happy family way more im sorry#theyre all best friends and happy and care about each other
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I know several other people have redrawn that one official cloudtail & brightheart art but i wanted to take a crack at it. Hire me harpercollins.
[ID: a digital painting of Cloudtail and Brightheart from Warriors in a semi-realistic style. Cloudtail is a fluffy white cat with blue eyes, and Brightheart is a ginger-and-white cat with one blue eye and heavy scarring on the other side of her face, including an empty eyesocket, shredded ear, and part of her lip torn away to reveal her teeth. The cats are facing towards the viewer, looking happy, with Brightheart leaning her head into Cloudtail's muzzle. They are in a field of tall grass with mountains visible in the background and a tree with a few leaves looming over them. End ID]
Original below the cut for comparison
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[ID: a painting similar to the first one, but Brightheart and Cloudtail are drawn in a more realistic style, lacking expression, and not leaning into each other. Brightheart has much less ginger on her pelt and her scarring is reduced to a few scratches on her eye. End ID]
#am i a cat artist now??? ok whatever theyre fun#Mainly i wanted to fix brights appearance and make them more affectionate bc they Are Mates like one of the healthiest canon couples#also i guess its kinda hard to tell but i wanted to imply bright is lying down instead of being much shorter than cloudtail for some reason#But um. i also dont really like the style of the new english official art lol. the smudge tool fur...#And cats are super expressive irl like a realistic style shouldnt prevent cat art from looking expressive?? Anyway.#warrior cats#warriors#wc#brightheart#cloudtail#brightcloud#cloudbright#art#2024#I drew this in one sitting why did i do that
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I love u platonic rikai
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Dan! Dan- stop fighting me- I have just made an incredible leap in our serum you must see it.
#fanart#reanimator#bride of reanimator#herbert west#dan cain#danbert#herbert would absolutely wake dan up at hell-o-clock in the morning to show off his experiments okay#guys I was not lying when I said art would be slow going- GET ME OUT OF HERE#theyre making me do assignments- and READING
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youll never guess where ive been
#i like vivian#like so much.shes so great#vivian mario and goombella qpr IM RIGHT IM RIGHTTTT#im.so normal about this game (lying lying lying)#im still drawing more of them and everyone else in the group i neeeeed to draw them more theyr so silly#but im mostly focused on vivian of course.why wouldnt i be#shes great#also fun fact my friend wrote that copypasta#shout out to lotings i love u buddy#anyway#paper mario the thousand year door#paper mario ttyd#paper mario#vivian ttyd#i dont think ill tag anyone else theyr smalllllll who care#well except maybe#yoshi ttyd#(?) i guess#anyway you arent free from me im only just getting started#buckle the fuck in bitches
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dai knew not to let vivienne and solas talk to each other for too long because she'd be able to sniff out his bullshit if given half an hour and two glasses of wine btw
#dragon age#dai#dragon age inquisition#vivienne#vivienne de fer#solas#theyre sooo fun to me. my blorbos#like no she wouldnt be able to connect him to being the dread wolf but she WOULD be able to tell that hes just a lying little liar#because she herself is a lying little liar and game recognizes game#the orlesian game that is
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hunith comes to camelot to visit merlin and absolutely no one can understand how this sweet, loving, caring, polite woman sired The Menace that is merlin. especially uther. he normally doesn’t care for peasants but since arthur is fond of merlin and merlin insists on…being merlin, he’s intrigued by how different hunith is. hunith keeps things civil tho she detests his policies on magic and the whole purge business, but then she sees firsthand how uther treats her son in law- i mean arthur. her anger grows quick and she sees it reflected in merlin but merlin adores arthur and doesn’t want to put his position at arthur’s right hand in jeopardy so he bites his tongue. hunith has no such reservations. she stands before uther, back straight and eyes meeting his. she speaks evenly as she rips him a new asshole for how he treats arthur before socking him in the jaw so hard he stumbles back and has to grab the table to stay on his feet. as shes glaring down at him everyone suddenly sees just how merlin is her son.
#theyre both menaces ur honor#when she met balinor he hid in her pig pen from the knights and she beat him with a broom before#realizing that he was a fugitive and helped him by lying to the authorities and harboring him#what i would give for an episode focused on her#she captivates me#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#hunith#arthur pendragon#uther pendragon#merthur#after punching uther she turns to arthur with a soft smile and twlls him hes welcome over any time for dinner#and then walks out without being arrested#uther has no choice but to admire her boldness
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GUN in the sonic 3 trailer is so funny. "shadow encountered only pain and loss" wow that's so sad. whose fault was that
#sonic movie 3#sonic the hedgehog 3#shadow the hedgehog#sth#scu#sonic cinematic universe#mine#//#wanna make it clear i dont think theyre chickening out on the military massacre thing.#i just think its funny how much theyre lying to the teenage furries with more power than god
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⌊Ghost of You + The Black Parade⌉
#mikey way#mcr#my chemical romance#the black parade#ghost of you#myfanart#my art#part of my 'theyre so silly they're just lying around' series#LMFOA
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space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie
#fantasy high#riz gukgak#kristen applebees#gorgug thistlespring#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#figueroth faeth#the bad kids#half tempted to say these names are forum handles they use so much it pretty much became their professional names lol#I keep them teenagers bc its funnier that way#no real lore I just like drawing this. but I do think abt how theyre all weirdos too also bc thats funny to me#riz is a huge conspiracyhead who does everything by hands. he has a casio fx-570 in mint condition. nobody knows how he's maintaining it#he is nonetheless Really Good at his job. which somewhat tracks bc it's a job that requires keeping up with interstation conflicts#and new policies and an obsessive amount of planning. but he is Too Good at it. and also he dresses like that#kristen has the atomic engine that theoretically lets her unmake and remake matters with her mind. but it consumes a huge amount#of energy so it's mostly useless. she's still a cult survivor also#gorgug lives his entire life on a ship with his parents who quit a cushy deal maintaining a space station bc he wouldn't be allowed on#the low gravity let him grow very tall but also his oxygen saturation is pretty bad so he's got breathing support#fig is a robot who just found out she's a robot like two months ago. she's been assuming everyone's a robot like her and she's been feeling#very betrayed by her mom lying about that part. she's on a body mod spree which is rough bc system-specific parts are expensive#and so is adapting random parts to her system#fabian's still a pirate captain's son. can't say anything that'd be able to get the vibes across clearer than that#adaine went to tech/business school. she put her monthly allowance towards an ecoterrorist group in her academy which turned out to be an o#and she's currently wanted by UTS. more than fabian. which makes him slightly mad#she's also acquired a passion for low-tech weaponry on the way. she likes ice picks and cleavers#I think up all of this for no reason except that once again the idea of all these people being 1/teens and 2/on the same ship to be posties#is hilarious to me. esp. if they were in a forum group chat beforehand
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as a black dungeon meshi fan, it's really interesting to me how quickly some reactors immediately take marcille's side in the argument against the orc chief. like i understand why, considering the way we meet them, but it feels so highly intentional. like cheering on marcille for standing up against the orc chief "because the orcs probably started it in the first place!" but ignoring how quickly chilchuck and laios balk once it's brought up? that wasn't fear of their captors, that was very blatantly guilt.
even when marcille, an elf (a proud people, according to world building and general dnd consensus), talks back, she says "I remember your people doing your fair share of killing too". not "first", "too". if the orcs started it, im POSITIVE she would have said as much then. And I can't really blame the reactors because most of them are anime-onlys, so they don't know the reputation elves have in canon, but its just wild to me, considering all thats going on rn and frankly historically, to see a very blatant racial allegory and immediately side with the fair skinned blonde woman without even pausing to consider why the orcs are in this position. even AFTER they've explained that theyre desperate and being pushed to the edge.
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#only fandom content im gonna make rn for boycott reasons but it just feels relevant#to see characters accused of barbarism even after theyve explained that they were pushed out of their land and into the dungeons#“theyre biased. they could be lying!” and marcille couldnt be?#of course theyre wary and rough. their life depends on it.
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huge fan of lucanis’ “if i could... i want... forgive me. i’m not certain what i wish to say” line if you go see him after the almost kiss because it sounds SO stilted that he has one hundred percent been drafting this sentence in his mind for hours. and yet this is all he achieves. mind boggling
#veilguard spoilers#i always think about this line in my concept for ‘rook and lucanis have to share a room most of the game so he can sleep’#i think it would be REALLY good said after awkwardly silently getting ready for the night#just after the lights go out so he doesn’t have to look at rook when he says it#and they leave the response so long (if they respond at all) that he’s not even sure they were awake to hear it#THAT i think is the ideal context for this one#oh maybe they pretend to be asleep but he’s an assassin he can hear from their breathing that they’re not#but how could he call them out. what right would he have. so theyre just lying there. both awake. and yearning. like idiots
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Horse breed of the day: Friesian
Height: 15-17 hh
Common coat colors: Predominantly black in varying shades
Place of origin: Netherlands
#friesian horse#horseblr#attributes:#agile#gentle#eager to please#i am not ready for the notifications from this post#id be lying if i said i wasnt a little scared of the day i posted this breed haha!#i get it tho whats not to love about friesians theyre very unique and captivating
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"Angels have very colorful wings" factoid actually statistical error. Castiel Supernatural, whose wings glitter in every shade of the rainbow both visible and inconceivable, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
#based on that one clip of misha saying cas' wings are rainbow#hc that the rest of the angels have pretty tame-ly colored wings comparatively#i mean ofc their wings were bright as hell and indescribably colored#but like cas' were much worse than anyone elses#precanon angels just like#“yeah that guy with the most colorful wings youve ever seen? yeah thats out super-serious no-bullshit follow orders commander.”#my concept for his wings which i cannot pull off is that theyre like iridescent crow wings except 4000x#castiel supernatural#castiel#supernatural#spn#spn fanart#castiel fanart#supernatural fanart#this is my first piece of spn fanart#the gateway drug#hate drawing halos like that but i am inexplicably drawn to them
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Royal Rumble 2025
#wwe#wweedit#sami zayn#wwe gifs#roman reigns#the bloodline#royal rumble#wrestling#stuff i made#no one talking about how this led to his elimination sequence SAMI PLEASE that man is poison to you stop drinking (is lying)#why purple? bc theyre royalty TO ME#right in front of jeys salad too
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