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Bruce coming home one day to find Robin Jason clinging onto a chandelier with Dick below him cheering him on.
Bruce: Jason what are you doing?
Jason: Dick said that you missed his antics after he moved out and so he’s teaching me how to be a better son
Dick: After this we’re going to drive the Batmobile into the bay :D
Jason: We’re going to what? I mean yeah! Right into the water.
Jason trying to whisper to Dick: Dick I can’t swim though
This just further fuels the chaotic dynamic of Dick and Jason during a time where Dick was still going through his teenage angst and was absolutely not a benevolent role model LMAO
I mentioned it in this post, but it's just so funny to me to imagine a Jason who grew up with an absolutely WILD Dick Grayson as an older brother, while the younger batkids grew up with a more mellowed out and mature (arguable but when measured against the other kids, he wins by a landslide) Dick Grayson.
Robin!Jason era:
Dick: You wanna go out and get high?
Jason: I can't, I have homework.
Dick, sputtering: HOMEWORK?
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Dick, about to do an elaborate (and totally not dangerous) acrobatic move in the manor: Watch this, littlewing
Jason: You shouldn't do that, it'll make Bruce upset.
Dick, on the brink of angry tears: Why are you like this.
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Jason, dejected: Listen, I know you don't approve of me because you think I'm not good enough as Robin, but-
Dick: Not good enough as Robin? I don't care about that, I just think you're a little bitch
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Dick taking Jason out on a hangout for the first time: OK, looks like I got my work cut out for me. Take out a notepad and write everything down. I will NOT have my successor embarrass me like this. So what you wanna do to piss off Bruce-
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[Years later, Jason returning to Gotham with the fury of a thousand suns and the chaos to match it]: I'm gonna make your life a living HELL, Bruce
Dick, older and relatively more chilled out: Okayyyyy, maybe let's just– calm down a lil, haha, no need for the theatrics
Jason, betrayed, observing a Dick Grayson who is teaching his new younger siblings to behave and be mature: Dick, what the FUCK
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Present!Dick, mentoring Tim: Make sure not to be too impulsive, don't wanna raise Bruce's blood pressure
Red Hood!Jason spying on them from afar: Who even ARE you??
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Jason: So you teach me ALL of that, only to turn into the ONE thing you despised so greatly all those years ago
Dick, sweating: Well-
Jason: I'm ASHAMED. How can you be worthy of being called my PREDECESSOR?
#Jason (disappointedly): you either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become a hero#Dick: we have so much to catch up on! anyways so Tim became Robin and I'm a cop in Bludha-#Jason (incredibly distraught): YOURE A COP??!?#Jason to tim: Alright looks like I have to be the one to pass on Dick's legacy now LISTEN HERE-#ok but seriously Tim is already insane on his own. kid didn't need dick's guidance at all. he's just like that#imagine the chaotic older brother u grew up with turned out to be a cop id literally throw up#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red robin#robin!jason#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batbros#bruce wayne#batman#dc#incorrect quotes#crack#fanatical asks#fanatical posting
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sylus: check it out! i got us matching bracelets!
mc: are those handcuffs?!
sylus: never leave me.
#im working on my transfer applications rn#listen this is canon he literally gifted us handcuffs#it's 1 am and i'm rotting#i promise i'll write something#but for now deal with me rotting#credits to that one fanart of bireena by suja janee that inspired this incorrect quote#love and deepspace#love and deepspace incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#sylus x reader#sylus x mc#lads sylus#love and deepspace sylus
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Look what we've become.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#Initially I wanted to do a 'Mutiny' quote to follow the 'Luck runs out' quote.#But the musical earworms demanded a different blood to be drawn. And I think it works just as well.#Alright. It's time to confess something. I really struggled with this comic. I didn't want to draw it. Then I didn't want to upload it.#Because I knew I would be here in the tags writing and backspacing for hours trying to articulate my thoughts.#I'm going to talk about death and grief in the tags today so this is your WARNING to look away if you aren't in a headspace for it.#Sometimes in media there are scenes and characters which land on topics so specific to your wounds that it reopens them all over again.#Because here's the truth. When you've known someone like this for nearly your whole life...it doesn't matter how bad the fight is.#You always think 'We'll always have time. One day this dust will settle and we'll rebuild the bridge.'#And then the fucker dies!!! He dies and suddenly there will never ever be time to repair the rift.#Someone you loved died thinking you hated them. And part of you did just a bit. But love and hate aren't mutually exclusive.#He's fucking dead and you are left with so many broken and unfinished pieces between the two of you.#Jiang Cheng loses Wei Wuxian thinking that WWX thought they hated each other.#He's a younger brother who will one day be older than the person he lost.#Who has no one else in the world who understands those feelings of love and hate and grief.#I can't be normal about this character. I don't think he even heals me. Zero catharsis to be gained here.#I just look at his sour grape ass and think 'shit that's a little too close to home.' JC is my discomfort character.#I'm probably going to regret being this vulnerable in the tags in like. An hour. So. sorry if you see this once and never again.#EDIT: Yeah sorry this took 4 hours to muster the courage to post. Surprise update!#EDIT 2: You guys were being too nice to me on my sad comic to point out the spelling error. I have fixed it now B'*)
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Angsty teenage shenanigans have me so hyped
(Fake screenshots! These are fan made based on incorrect quotes and not in the game)
#our life#olnf#olnf qiu#qiu lin#our life qiu#our life 2#our life now and forever#our life mc#incorrect quotes#not canon!#is this maybe a touch out of character? perhaps but that's the fun of incorrect quotes!#also i have a favorite vers of qiu if you couldn't tell from me choosing the same hair and accessories in both iq i've done of them#i'm really looking forward to step 2 if you couldn't tell#i'm def getting faster at making these but am i getting better? who knows!#Psst! Hey! Send me incorrect quote ideas in the askbox and maybe I'll make them 👀👀
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Silly inaccurate quotes doodle time <3
Nym belongs to me 🧡
#i like to think he has a “songs to cry to” playlist playing right now#I have like 12 more of these so everytime I'm stuck in an art block I'll try to make another lol#undertale#undertale au#utmv#undertale multiverse#peps ocs#sans au#nym#nym sans#underverse#killer#killer sans#inaccurate quotes#bad sans gang#bad sanses#artpepkin#tiger sharks
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Dick, back from an undercover mission: "All right, fill me in. Tell me everything I missed."
Steph: "Won't take long. Only three things happened. Jason chipped his tooth and had a lisp for a week."
Jason: "Lithen up, theeven. I'm Thorry, did I thay thumthing amuthing to you? Anther me, you thun of a birth!"
Duke: "Number two, Stephanie and Damian wore the same outfit to work one day."
Steph: "How does it look better on you?"
Jason: "And Bruce banned headphones while masks are on, due to the Tim Incident."
Tim, rolling his eyes, shouting across the Cave: "I like listening to music sometimes! Patrol gets boring!"
Dick: "Great recap."
#batfamily incorrect quotes#I'm on a roll tonight okay#now that I think about this for more than five seconds it makes so much more sense if you reverse Tim and Steph LMAO#i need to do something since I'm physically unable to sleep#batman#dc comics#batfamily#batman incorrect quotes#source: brooklyn 99#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#stephanie brown#damian wayne#tim drake#duke thomas
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incorrect jjk quotes [39/?]
#ipost#Jujutsu Kaisen#JJK#dailyanime#anisource#shounenedit#jjkedit#incorrent jujutsu kaisen quotes#jujutsukaisen-net#hyeahjujutsu#incorrent jjk quotes#dailymegumi#usernik#entgifs#Gojo Satoru#Gojo#Satoru#Fushiguro Megumi#Fushiguro#Megumi#megumiedit#incorrect jjk#I'M SO NOT FUCKING HAPPY WITH THIS GIFSET FOR FUCKS SAKE#BUT IT WAS THE SOURCE VIDEO TAHT WAS STUPIDLY EDITED#IT LOOKS SO FUCKING SLOW#UGH THE PERFECTIONIST IN ME WANTS TO RIP IT OUT OF EXISTENCE BUT I MADE IT AND ONLY NOW SAW HOW SHITTY IT GOT#I HATE IT
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I do think it'd been hilarious to have a truth-serumed or spelled Dean around Cas, just start spilling his guts and flirting worse. But also genuinely think Cas would get so overwhelmed from going zero to eighty on this that he'd duct tape Dean's mouth shut after attempts to tell him to stop confessing romantic feelings kept failing. Final resort, Cas would whoosh away to some glacier and sit there until he'd collected himself.
#he'd get back and Dean would firmly be “haha what was that all about I'm cured now” and Cas would breathe a massive sigh of relief and#neither of them would say anything more and the rest of the extended TFW family who has been altogether way too involved in this crash and#actively burning romance would boo them#Claire would throw tomatoes and quote Dean's flirty one liners while gagging#Sam would be all: “But Dean you did that that. All of that.”#supernatural#personal#dean winchester#castiel#destiel#spn#fanfiction#fandom#destiel headcanon
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in order to live a happy life, you must romanticize everything (and see a good therapist).
#so i have passed another semester and now I'm on vacations#and im happy to post at this account again and from now onwards I'll post continuously#life is treating me good and i start cherishing small things again#hope you guys are also having good days and if not then trust me after every dark tunnel there's light at the end#dark academia#light academia#excerpts#fragments#poetry#romanticism#spilled thoughts#words#spilled ink#writings#on life#life quotes#therapy#spilled writing#writings on tumblr#soft academia#daily poem#funny post
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What if I told you I'm a mastermind?
#annual lizzy day shitpost!!!!! crowd goes absolutely wild!!!!!#bringing incorrect bangtan back from the dead for the occasion#and seokjin took the hit because i'm missing him like a LIMB#but i WILL make more (weak threat)#now tagging some heroes of mine#userdimple#raplineuser#annietrack#usersky#heyryen#usermaggie#userkelli#dailybts#dailybangtan#textsfrombangtan#bts incorrectbangtan#incorrect quotes#source: parks and recreation#mark my worms i will release the reductress outtakes soon#taylor lyric mainly for kayla
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"i think the thing i've learnt and i've gained the most this year is: confidence in myself. sounds very simple... i've just always been quite the opposite kind of guy. and i've, i always find like i need to go out and prove it to myself before i wanna start believing anything, so. um, this year i learnt—yeah, i made some mistakes, and i didn't give a good enough fight to max, but, um, it was a good effort! and the one thing i've learnt from is, i have what it takes. and that's not an overconfident saying, that's a: i know i made my mistakes, i know what i'm capable of doing, and i know if i can improve on these things, it's definitely possible. so i'm excited. as much as i want this season now to end and i wanna go have a holiday... i'm also already looking forward to next year."
from lando's post-race interview in abu dhabi, answering the question "do you really fancy [the wdc] next year?"
#“i have what it takes.”#god it means everything to hear his growth in confidence over the past year and a half#that one quote where lando said you don't need to believe to achieve something; you just need to put in the hard work#that he never believed he'd get to f1 and here he is anyway#well he believes now.#he knows now that he can. he's proven it to himself and the world.#and all he has to do is go out and win it all next year#he's come such a long way and i feel like i'm exploding in pride and anticipation and excitement#i can't wait for 2025 <3#abu dhabi gp 2024#lando norris#interviews
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You are the knife I turn inside myself; that is love. That, my dear, is love. – (Velcinta + Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena)
134 days until andor s2
#andoredit#starwarsedit#swedit#andor#velcinta#vel sartha#cinta kaz#*mine#161as2#i'm all about happy and gentle love ok#but i also like this quote for them#because their relationship is difficult/stings due to circumstance#and they choose each other regardless#aka the knife twist#thanks for coming to my ted talk#ALSO#if you're team 'cinta loves vel less' pls dni!#look at how she's not even flinching when she looks at vel#i bet vel felt invisible when growing up#her queer identity hidden away#and now there's cinta looking directly unflinchingly at her#okay i'm spiraling now
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Watching Sam & Brennan talk about the beauty of frivolity, of adults playing silly games just as seriously as they fight to survive, and... yeah. There are some things that keep us alive, and there are some things that make life worth living, and I think games are one of those things that fall into both categories. Games make our lives better and they make us better at being alive. I think that's pretty cool.
#k talks#adventure academy#dropout tv#sam reich#brennan lee mulligan#and i say this not in an evopsych way. never. but in a historian looking back at the infinite intricacy of human experience and crying#i know i'm not really saying anything that anarchist philosophers haven't already said but it just hits me every time. it's so good#(& when the lich heard brennan quote graeber we had to pause the video while he had a little philosophical squee)#i feel for brennan not being able to play mafia bc he's too busy hosting it tho. bc. mood#i am rarely allowed to survive a mafia game these last few years#i wish i could invite everyone else who went 'oof. yeah. same' to join my decade-long group of assorted folks#who've been playing increasingly complicated week-long games of mafia over forum & then facebook & now discord for a decade or so#bc oh boy. those games are fun as HELL & we always love new players#especially the kind who will play DEADLY seriously :)
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yeah, and who do ya think knocked em out
#Can't think of a good caption- and i didn't wanna quote the whole thing 😔#but also i cant leave it without a caption! or it looks naked! lOlol#I messed with the saturation on this one a bit because i'm too aware of how pale my art is once i see it on another screen OTL#so now im just hoping its not /too/ saturated#but i guess i'll just die on this hill for now#tgwdlm#the guy who didn’t like musicals#ted spankoffski#charlotte sweetly#Sam sweetly#kind of#does that tiny speck of him count?#also this is another case where i feel like i should have just left it as line art#i think my lineart always looks better then the finished thing grr#but i cannot stop myself from coloring ever#its like a curse
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Imagine this takes place at the end of step 2 so they're close enough to joke around with each other lol
(Fake screenshots! These are fan made based on incorrect quotes and not in the game)
#our life 2#our life now and forever#olnf#olnf qiu#olnf tamarack#our life tamarack#tamarack baumann#our life qiu#qiu lin#our life mc#step 2#mc annabeth#mc beck#incorrect quotes#fan made#fan edit#i took some liberties with the incorrect quote#i imagine this takes place probably the winter after step 2 and beck is helping them study for midterms#she's happy to help since this is probably the only subject she can confidently tutor in#qiu is likely just taking it for the easy grade since their best friend is fluent while tam is genuinely trying to learn for her future gf#if tam confessed or said anything sweet in spanish that beck didn't teach her she would simply explode with joy#my sweet girl <3#also if there's any problems with the spanish please lmk i am not at all fluent and will fix it immediately!#and I'm going to headcanon that tama's ribbon is cranberry so my girls can have accessories in each other's hair colors <3#silly kids in love that don't know it yet <3333
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hey, you guys. life gets so much more fun when you let yourself enjoy the small pleasures of life, love your friends loudly and wholeheartedly, and let yourself be loved.
#reminders#gentle reminders#healing#positivity#mental health#self care#self love#self healing#wholesome#encourgement#quotes#inspiration#inspirational quotes#mine#no bc honestly#i'm squishing really hard on an old friend of mine so i'm feeling particularly giddy lately lmao#but like!!!!! god when i was in late elementary/middle school i used to almost never show my friends much affection#or tell them how much i love and care about them. i think i was just scared they would think i was overbearing.#but now..... lately ive been trying to show the people in my life that i love them a fuck ton#so life tip!!!!! tell your friends you love them. because i promise they love you back :)
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