#I'll give you ten

[charcuteriecrab]

HELLO!! FELLOW RESIDENT EVIL HYPERFIXATION HAVER!!!!!!! May you please by perchance spare me some of your favourite Chreon headcannons??? (Said in the same tone as a little orphan boy begging for food)

I could most certainly give some of my headcanons!! Some will be relationship stuff, others will be individual stuff because I can. Going to mention NSFW things.

1. Chris runs hot, Leon runs cold. You can't tell me Chris wouldn't be a furnace that Leon cuddles with hehe.

2. I firmly believe they would get together in the canon timeline after vendetta and before death island

3. Leon's a bottom most of the time, but occasionally Chris bottoms.

4. On that note, Leon has a small penis (not even a headcanon because it really is canon)

5. I think that Leon has autism and that Chris has ADHD. Haha just like meeeeee

6. They both like alternative rock. I don't make the rules. Actually I do but that's besides the point.

7. They first met way before canon implies they did. Probably met in person sometime between 2005-7. Before infinite darkness.

8. They both get nightmares and they each cuddle the other until they calm down. Before they got together, Leon would use alcohol to go back to sleep, but with Chris he's able to avoid drinking (at least when they are both home). He slowly gets better in that front the longer they are together.

9. Leon really likes breakfast foods. Can and will eat it for every meal possible. Chris really likes Tex-mex (in addition to American staples like hotdogs, brats, burgers, and steaks). I like tacos. What can I say.

10. They both fall for each other pretty early on, practically after their first meeting, but are convinced that the other is straight so they don't do anything about their feelings for YEARS; this leads to their feelings turning into love before they even know it and once they confess, it's like two puzzle pieces finally clicking together

[egophiliac]

WAIT when did he get FANGS

[demaparbat-hp]

Izumi (steambaby) sketches.

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

If Wyll Ravengard has a million fans I am one of them. If Wyll has fifty fans I am one of them. If Wyll has one fan, I am dead and it's Theo Solomon left holding down the fort.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you all for an incredible 500 days of love and support. I offer you: answers to questions that no one has asked.

(As always, more can be found in the tags <3)

[hesgomorrah]

we need to make suggesting someone skip the first three seasons of mash as taboo as suggesting someone skip the ninth doctor

[cluescorner]

I cannot imagine being a Damian stan right now. You've got both Zdarsky's bullshit (where he clearly doesn't give a shit about your boy) and The Boy Wonder (where Juni Ba clearly gives so many shits about your boy) coming out on the same day. The whiplash must be insane. I hope y'all get some nice warm soup for your efforts jfc

[potionwine]

Thinking about Margrace as Joshua's name post-Phoenix Gate.

Mar-grace.

In FFXVI the Undying choose their own names (Cyril explains this in-game), and many of them have names drawn from Final Fantasy XII, including their leader 'Margrace' himself, from Al-Cid Margrace. The page for Al-Cid notes that Margrace is likely an alternate form of the title 'margrave', an old title for military commanders on the border.

That aside. This is the name chosen (by the boy himself?) for the boy who should have rightfully been known henceforth as 'Your Grace', 'His Grace'.

Grace (style of address), from the Oxford English Dictionary:

With a possessive adjective: a title of respect, esp. for a person of royal or noble rank. Frequently (in 'your Grace') as a form of address. Now archaic or historical. Formerly (in England until the reign of Henry VIII and in Scotland until 1707) used for a monarch or prince; now replaced by Majesty or Highness. Even so, "Majesty" for the sovereign of England was not used exclusively; it arbitrarily alternated with both "Highness" and "Grace", even in official documents, until "Majesty" finally became the official style to the exclusion of others (source).

Grace (other meanings):

1. Divine favour, benevolence, or providence bringing about worldly benefit or advantage. 2. A person's lot, destiny, or fate; luck, fortune. 3. The quality of being pleasing; attractiveness, charm; esp. (in later use) refined elegance of manner, expression, form, or movement, esp. regarded as natural or effortless; gracefulness.

Whatever the etymology of margrave, the name Margrace in-game is probably meant to call to mind the meaning of 'mar' as in damaged, spoiled, ruined. All the grace that ever belonged to his family, his home, his birthright—marred, of course.

Mar+Grace, the last heir of the oldest unbroken ruling dynasty in the Twins at the time of the opening events of the game**.

The living ghost, carrying the desecrated corpse of his legacy in his new name. Introducing himself by his humiliation: "Hello, I am Margrace", "Hello, I am the ruined dignity of my house." "Call me Margrace", "Call me the wreckage of one fallen from divine favour." "My name is Margrace", "My name is blemished fortunes and diminished nobility".

It's appropriately brutal and dramatic for such a character, especially since the game is frustratingly silent on how Joshua personally feels about the loss of his duchy which is a rant for next time.

**Footnotes:

In the Year 860 (Prologue year/Phoenix Gate), Rosaria is about 260 years old (est. Y600). Older, if you count from the time of the Rose Alliance (est. Y550). The Rosfields have been on the Rosarian throne since the inception of the duchy in Y600, and prior to that House Rosfield was already known to be the chief of/the preeminent house of the Seven High Houses that united to found the duchy. House Rosfield has held ruling power for 260-310 years at a minimum.

For reference, England's longest-reigning dynasty was the Plantagenets, who held on for 300+ years. Rosfields aren't doing half bad!

Veldemarke would have been older had it not been overthrown by Barnabas; therefore Waloed is the youngest nation state at the time of the prologue (only 17 years old). Also we do not know much about the governance of Veldemarke, although as a 'kingdom' it was likely some type of monarchy.

Sanbreque was formed 100 years after Rosaria, and at any rate is not actually a hereditary monarchy. The Holy Emperor is voted into office by his fellow Cardinals, likely the five who form the Council of Elders. We are also explicitly told that Sylvestre 'won his throne' in 865; there is no indication either way that his predecessor emperor was a Lesage. The wording suggests the throne is not Sylvestre's by lineage or birthright. How this is supposed to relate to the concept of Sanbreque having a 'crown prince' (Dion) is unclear and contradictory, since an emperor by election should probably not have the authority to unilaterally decide on the succession of the throne, and his issue—legitimate or no—should not automatically be in the line of succession.

Dhalmekia is a republic with elected officials.

The Iron Kingdom apparently has a royal family, but nothing else is known apart from it being impotent and sidelined by their state religion.

The Northern Tribes likely do have hereditary rule, and Jill is referred to as a princess, but once again little is known.

Ergo—and I am ceaseless in this propaganda—Clive and Joshua are really, properly posh! Absolutely baffling that Anabella would allow anyone to put down the pedigree of her sons when they are so blue-blooded precisely because she is! For someone with such entrenched ideas of blood purity she should not stand for it, no matter how she feels about her eldest.

[the-genius-az]

Any headcanons for alpha-katara and pregnant omega-azula?

Katara gave him a necklace when she found out she was pregnant.

Azula threw a tantrum at Katara for impregnating her.

Katara became more possessive and overprotective, not even letting Zuko or Mailee near her Omega.

Azula had a lot of cravings, the good thing is that they were common, unfortunately it only happened at night.

Azula became more malicious, making fun of everyone and then crying when it was returned to her.

Azula had the stage of wanting to be in her room all the time, she didn't want to go out at all, not even to go get mochis.

Azula's new pheromones made Katara fall more in love with her, because she had her kits.

Azula didn't like having Katara's semen when she was pregnant, but she did like having her pussy eaten.

Azula wanted to suck Katara all the time, but the Alpha refused for fear of suffocation, but Azula always won.

When Kya was born Azula was upset and blamed Katara because the puppy looked more like the Alpha than she did.

[madou-dilou]

"Gods -Sarai, get up. Just -what am I going to tell them ?"

[apologydanceenthusiast]

I've been thinking again--

We know how Crowley's understanding of realising one has been in love is the whole 'shielding from rain' scenario and that it's heavily implied how that might also be the kind of scenario in which he realised he was in love with Aziraphale.

Now, I raise you:

Aziraphale thinking that's not how it works and instead suggesting a Jane Austen Pride and Prejudice sort of scenario. Dancing.

Which makes me think.

[the-lark-ascending69]

Ronance scenario in which Steve gives Nancy the shovel talk. Not because "she broke his heart" or whatever, it's just standard procedure. He did it with Vickie before her too.

[beneathsilverstars]

ok u know what makes me feel like an old adult more than anything else? i still haven't eaten all of the candy from my christmas stocking last year. and yes i bought all of it myself.

[stuff-diary]

I'll Give You The Sun changed my life in ways I can't even begin to describe, so imagine how excited I am about Jandy Nelson's new book. Her first in 10 years! It has been such a long wait, but I'm certain it will be worth it.

[creations-by-chaosfay]

After I finish the skull mini quilts, I'll be cleaning up my sewing room in preparation for panel quilts. November 1st, the commission options will be reduced to pins/magnets, pine tree wallhangings, and rag quilts. December 1st, commissions will be closed until Spring 2025, probably in April or May.

If you want to commission me, now is the time to do it.

The pins I make can serve as "ornaments" on the pine tree wallhangings. The pine trees are perfect for displaying your own pin collection, as well. It's what I use my own for. You can also sew favorite buttons on there for much the same purpose.

Rag quilts are a fun and quick type of quilt I can make on a lower budget because all the quilting is done during the sewing part. They're three layers of fabric, minimal piecing, made using large pieces, and have a good amount of weight to them. If you live in a cold area, or want to get a quilt for someone living in a colder region, three layers of flannel are an excellent option. They can be made with quilting cotton as well, which is heavier than flannel, but costs twice as much. Here's one rag quilt I've made. The reason I don't keep them in stock is due to their bulk and my extreme lack of storage space.

These are the same quilt, flipped over. The exposed edges are why it's called a rag quilt.

[boxwinebaddie]

it’s the way a lot of my ask memes could be done a lot sooner but i keep accidentally starting beyond beef with people who i presume are going to try and grief me,

( aka uncle nina in her angry girl jerseykyle scare-ra )