#I'd rather die

[safe-from-sharp-teeth]

the real fearplay in vore is the fact that as a prey my JEANS are going to get WET. If you catch me screaming and going full fight in fight-or-flight mode, it's not because you're a terrifying pred, it's because my legs are halfway down your throat and my pants and socks are WET

[thatstolenpayal]

i'd rather die single than glancing at my boyfriend across the table in disappointment while reading a romance novel

[thoodleoo]

"create a quiz with AI! over 40 different languages to construct with-" Ὕπαγε ὀπίσω μου, Σατανᾶ

[fuck-the-patriarchy-forever]

just found out that Peter B and Miguel have tumblr

TW: time to hang myself/j

[pannacottababy]

DC SPOILERS

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OKAY SO TSERRIEDNICH'S NEN BEAST IS SO PRETTY

I decided to redraw one of her panels, I had to trust the process HARD on this one

[escapedaudios]

Ever since I've hit 10k subscribers I started getting offers to run sponsored in-video ads. Let the record show that I would rather blow my fucking head off with a rocket launcher than read so much as a single sentence of an advertisement in my audios.

[astapasta69]

Yuno's being dragged to a party by Mimosa and Klaus for "his own good"

I know it looks like his pants and boots melted together but in my outfit redesign of him he has thigh high boots soooooo...

[spookysalem13]

Nope! 😱 I would be calling out sick to that haunted 👻 house!

[unma]

having to teach myself that it's okay to waste food if you can't eat anymore because I've overfed myself enough times for that to be a problem I think about at lunch because I suck at estimating how hungry I am and have chronic-can't-waste-food-ever-itis

and like, now that I think about it, I may have a slightly unhealthy relationship with food.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

trying to keep up with boops and do my actual adult job today is going to kill me

[nic-coughlan]

my biggest nightmare is going to like a taylor swift eras type concert like the amount of people you see leaving to go home is just nauseating

like fucking look at this

[blabbershere]

It's better to shoot yourself in the head than giving your heart to the wrong people.

— Ruth Winters

[scrapimmortal]

i never criticise my fave fictional ladies in public because the haters always spewing hate about my girls and completely misunderstanding them on purpose at every turn will go like "omg you're the only fan of this character with critical thinking skills bless you" and that's such a pet peeve

[carrottheluvmachine]

Guess who is gonna be out of medication during a major hurricane!!

This asshole!!

[technodewdrop]

For your crimes I sentence you to chores with no headphones

[sexybritishllama]

'i gave in and made a threads accou-' you're weak and will perish in the winter