#prey problems

[safe-from-sharp-teeth]

the real fearplay in vore is the fact that as a prey my JEANS are going to get WET. If you catch me screaming and going full fight in fight-or-flight mode, it's not because you're a terrifying pred, it's because my legs are halfway down your throat and my pants and socks are WET

[tastylittlepixie]

I need to stop going out to bars/clubs the night

I don't usually mind getting snatched up during the night, getting either swallowed right there or stuffed in between some girls boobs to be saved for fun later... but it always seems to happen whenever I have something important to do in the morning 😔😔😔

[dinoserious]

im sure thats fine

[happyk44]

Annabeth calling Percy and Grover from some lair she got stuck in because she got curious about something she was told so many times to stop being curious about, so now they gotta go get her, and afterwards Grover sits her down for a lesson on prey animal common sense. Annabeth trying to explain that she is not a goat. Grover pressing his finger to his mouth, gently shushing her before continuing on

Also Percy explaining that this is why he has to follow her on things because she is the cat and curiosity is always ready to kill her. Him gesturing erratically while Grover is setting up his presentation because "Sometimes I wanna follow Grover, Annabeth! But I can't because you keep arguing your way into danger! So I have to follow you down the dark spooky tunnel instead of hanging out with my best friend in the land of rainbows and sunshine"

"what if the land of rainbows and sunshine is a trap"

"I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE YOU KEEP GOING TO THE EFFING TUNNEL"

[flamedoesart]

I feel like people tend to forget that the reason children are on websites they really shouldn't be on, like Twitter for example, is because there are no spaces on the internet anymore specifically designed for children, unless it's for babies or toddlers.

The death of Flash also meant the death of thousands of games and websites specifically designed for the 9-13 demographic. Now granted, several games died long before Flash did (like the Holy Disney MMO trio - Pixie Hollow, ToonTown and Club Penguin) but there were other websites designed around what kids would enjoy. Sites like Kongregate, Sploder, GirlsGoGames and others were designed with kids in mind.

These sites were special in the sense that it gave fun games for children to play without even really needing to interact with other people directly. They could play the games and have fun. If they wanted to make friends they could, and oftentimes these sites had moderation to prevent kids from having full control over what they could say so as to prevent bullying and potential cyberstalking.

But now Flash is dead, and there's barely any hangout spots for that demographic anymore. I think the last remaining game you can play that doesn't require Flash that was a major part of the 2010s game nostalgia was Wizard101, but that game comes with the flaw of membership programs, similar to all the other MMOs that existed at the time.

Needless to say, the next time we ask in annoyance why there's so many 12 year olds on Twitter and Tik Tok, remember that it's because there's literally no online spaces anymore solely for them and only them, that majority of adults wouldn't step foot into anymore.

[hermitcraftx]

terrible thing to think and post but with iskall being. like that. maybe just maybe. all the stupid motherfuckers in hermitblr will finally stop acting holier than thou than any other mcyt group and acting like its a flawless community. seen sooo many people who were in my notes going "eugh dsmp drama who cares" when the dream thing blew up even when the "drama" in question is fairly serious like sexual assault allegations. and now theyre all crying about how could iskall do this (and . and a majority of them. hm. some of them didnt even really know about iskall). really makes a mf think.

well i hope everyone that has been hurt and affected by iskall and his actions is doing well and i hope all his fans are coping well, i know what its like haha. also hope everyone that got triggered or otherwise upset by his behavior is doing well, here is your reminder to not give drama youtubers the time of day misconstruing things for clickbait and to stay away from potentially upsetting material.

and to people who are saying it's not bad because it's not with a minor or something. look up proper boss/employee conduct and be fr. ok bye love u guys

[peasantgirl13]

sometimes i love being a writer and sometimes i shoot out of bed at three am plagued by intense visions of the scene i haven’t written

(i must write it down now, it will be gone by morning)

[vonehrenfest]

DCxDP: Dead guys stick together

(A Batman 138 fix-it)

After Bizarro becomes King of Hell he watches the mortal world and is distraught to find that his brother/best friend/sorta father-figure has been hurt very badly and is calling out for help.

Distraught, he goes to another lord of the netherworld who he's heard has access to a portal (and subjects a bit more compatible with the act of helping someone). He asks King Phantom would he please please help him protect his brother/friend, and if he does Bizarro will owe him a favor and leave his realm alone.

When the inferno had initially breached the Ghost Zone Danny had thought he was going to have to deal with f*cking Trigon again, but as it turns out that guy's been replaced and the new guy is pretty nice. After a brief cosmic battle and a clearing of misunderstandings, Danny agrees to Bizarro’s request.

While Gotham's vigilante civil war continues on its rooftops, Jason is in a cell. He is trembling, practically catatonic again, and losing his mind. He’s seeing the flaming figure of a knight on horseback appear from the shadowy far wall of his room, like some kind of fairytale nightmare version of Batman. It takes a while for Jason to realize he’s talking. 

“... part of the treaty between the King of Ghosts and King of Demons, Jason Todd: Prince of Demons has been granted special status and is henceforth a protected and honorary citizen of the Infinite Realms.” 

Nightmare-Bruce touches his flaming sword on Jason’s shoulder and the unearthly fire instantly engulfs him. Relief washes through Jason, and it’s so strong he nearly drops asleep.

Bruce is apologetic when everything’s over and he realizes the mistakes he’s made... but nothing really changes. (It is a relief to Bruce that no one died or was permanently injured, Jason's condition resolved itself somehow, and Bruce is normal now so really everything is fixed or at least it will be fixed.)

Just like when Jason first came back from the dead, Bruce's response makes him hurt deeper than the physical torture itself. Jason is the one who died but Bruce acts like the ghost. Singleminded, possessive, stuck in time and blind to it; bound to repeat the same cycles again and again. Jason is the ghost but he's died multiple times now, and maybe that's kind of like living and maybe that means he can move on. 

Dani and Bizarro become friends, and she gets Danny's friend Tucker to somehow set up a working Wi-Fi connection in hell so they can all play games together. (He’s not going to question it. Everything about Amity Park is abnormal. They helped him and they’re good to Bizarro, that’s all that matters.) 

Jason forges a fake identity for Dani. He might ask Babs to make a better one for her if she ever needs it but he doubts that's likely. He hasn’t had a living identity for years now after all, he’s an old hand at fake identities. Dani is delighted and starts attending school soon after. 

Danny has good friends, and as far as Jason can tell plenty of reliable mentors in the ghost world. You wouldn’t think it, but Jason’s less worried about Danny in his role as a little godling than in his civilian life. He’s got too much on his plate- too much power yet not enough to actually resolve his real issues. Not enough to protect himself where he’s vulnerable. 

The “Guys in White” that Danny likes to complain about are concerning. So is the fact that Danny’s lives with mad-scientist parents who are trying to hunt down his alternate identity. So is his ever grinding cold-war with the mayor of his town… And something else too that had been niggling at the back of Jason’s mind ever since he’d first gotten to talk to these kids. 

One day Danny’s sister, Jazz asks to talk to him. He’s an adult she says. That’s true he replies. He’s capable of protecting himself and other people, she says. Well, he has the training and experience for it, he agrees. If things go wrong, would Jason let Danny or Dani stay with him- just until she becomes a legal adult? She asks. Jason’s... not the sort of person who should be taking kids in. Danny saved his life though. He won’t say no. He says of course.

Jason knew it. Everything about Amity Park is abnormal.

The town doesn’t technically exist- there are no maps that include it and even satellite imaging is corrupted where Danny describes his hometown is supposed to be. There are no references to it on the internet that couldn’t be referring to a totally different Amity Park elsewhere, and judging by the problems they occasionally had on gaming nights and the odd offhand remarks Danny and his friends sometimes made, it was looking extremely likely that all communications between Amity Park and the outside were being heavily censored. Before Jason knew it he had started a full-on investigation on the GIW, Mayor Vlad Masters, former Mayor Montez, and Axion Labs.

Hope and fear lodges itself in Danny’s chest. Jason’s an adult and he’s actually going to help.

[13-wonder-writer]

Hallo Tumblr Tatort Community,

ich hab mal so ne Frage zu der Art, wie hier mit dem Begriff Queerbaiting umgegangen wird. Wie definiert ihr das, dass man es im Hinblick auf den Tatort verwenden kann? Denn besonders in dem Saarbrückener Tag lese ich häufig Witze über sich vom Öffentlich-Rechtlichen queerbaiten zu lassen und ich muss dem, obwohl ich im ersten Moment darüber gelacht habe, einfach widersprechen. Während bei lang etablierten Tatort Teams (wie z.B. Münster) ein tatsächliches Argument besteht, dass aktiv von der ARD gequeerbaited wird, weil die Angst besteht, dass ala die Nanny viele Zuschauer abspringen, sobald aus dieser will-they-won't-they-Situation eine wirklich fundierte romantische Beziehung entsteht (nicht zu schweigen von den outraged Boomern, die sich über den "woken" Tatort beschweren), ist es für mich bei Tatort Saarbrücken noch lange zu früh, um ein Urteil darüber zu machen, ob die ARD absichtlich eine Masche zieht, um Saarbrücken für die junge Menge attraktiver zu machen. Schließlich haben wir gerade erst einmal fünf Folgen, wobei der Plot von Adams kaputter Familiengeschichte immer noch nicht richtig aufgelöst ist. Gut, an diesem Punkt möchte ich anmerken, dass ich nicht wirklich mit dem offiziellen Tatort-Social-Media-Account in Berührung komme, also kann ich nicht einschätzen, ob sie da irgendwelche falschen Versprechen machen. Aber auch da - ist das schon queerbaiting oder nur teasern, wie es bei jeder anderen Geschichte auch üblich ist?

Ich weiß, dass man nach den Jahren des tatsächlichen Queerbaitings der großen Shows der 2010er (z.B. Supernatural) etwas sensibilisiert ist und eine starke Reaktion folgt, wenn mögliche Anzeichen von Queerbaiting auftauchen. Könnte aber auch ein Slow Burn sein. Und ehrlich gesagt finde ich es schade, wenn das gängige Prinzip eines Slow Burns innerhalb einer Serie ausstirbt, weil die Zuschauer dauerhaft befürchten (müssen), dass sie verarscht werden. An diesem Punkt ist es vielleicht etwas gutgläubig zu sagen "trust the process", aber die ARD hat uns in 2016 mit Robert Karow (Berlin) einen explizit queeren Kommissar gegeben, der gay sex on national television hatte. Die ARD hat also schon bewiesen, dass sie es können - vor allem mit ihren neuen Teams, die vor allem an eine junge Generation gerichtet sind (z.B. Berlin, Saarbrücken). Wir werden abwarten müssen, aber die Hörk Zeit wird sicher irgendwann noch kommen (ich klinge jetzt so delusional wie jeder Johnlock shipper, aber scheiß drauf).

Also, was will ich hiermit sagen? Ich kann mich nur wiederholen: trust the process. Das Urteil ist, dass es für ein Urteil zu früh ist. Die Autoren bräuchten sowieso mal ein wenig Zeit, um den anderen Charakteren ein wenig mehr Leben einzuhauchen. Es kann ja nicht sein, dass nur Adam eine ausführliche Backstory, character motivation, Familie und so weiter hat und vom Rest bekommen wir gerade mal so, dass Leo ne Schwester namens Caro hat und Esther Fußballfan ist. So kann das ja nicht weitergehen. Um eine satisfying Romanze zwischen Adam und Leo aufzubauen, braucht es Leo ein wenig mehr an Motivation, als nur ADAM. Als würde sich sein ganzes Leben vor und nachdem er zurückgekommen ist nur um ihn drehen. Meine Fresse

[petrichorium]

CROC............PLUVIIIIIIIIIIIIII PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sir Crocodile aka king of not wanting to be vulnerable and also being aware that his cock is the size of ur forearm and it’s just like. Not feasible. Not 2 push my insane cross guild poly fantasies onto anyone but he just dotes on u too much to put u through that if he needs to stick it anywhere he’ll turn to mihawk if he wants to earn it or buggy if he wants smthn easy 🫶🏻 ur there for him to shower in lavish gifts and overwhelming pleasure n look lovely and make the prettiest noises while he does it. Thank you.

[radiotrophicfungi]

hi! sorry I haven't uploaded anything in a while now. I got a little burnt out as well as having stuff going on irl. expect very on and off activity like this from time to time. ^_^

[tastylittlepixie]

this does also mean I need to leave any valuables (phone, wallet, keys n such) at home if I plan to wind up eaten or crushed cause those don't get reformed either

which can be a little annoying at times but it's better than having to replace stuff every time I reform

having a solid reforming method is great, especially if it extends past just vore scenarios

for example, for someone at my size it is very easy for accidents to happen, esp in the bedroom. even though us pixies are a bit tougher than normal shrunken humans, if you put enough pressure on us we'll still break.

luckily my reformer covers those kinds of situations~ which is why I can ask women more than ten times my size to sit on me without a second thought. if I do wind up crushed to paste under her ass (first of all, worth it), I just wake up back at home without a scratch on me!

unfortunately this method doesn't preserve the clothes I'm wearing so I have to make sure I'm not wearing any of my good outfits in the event I wind up someone's meal, or at least have backups of the same outfit

[guinevereslancelot]

i've never seen the show so idk if the severance people know about this but one of my coworkers in the break room at lunch today was talking about how he had just started watching it and really enjoying it and he realized that they were filming in a building that he used to work in (the bell labs building, he said it was "the most exciting place in the world to work at if you were a scientist back in the day" btw). anyway, he said that he loved working there but that the interior architecture of the building in like the central part of the building felt like a prison lol. sorry if show watchers already knew this but i thought if not that you might appreciate knowing it

[featheredcritter]

I think a lot of people like. Don't know or understand how powerful birds of prey really are.

[dkettchen]

WHY DID THEY GIVE HIM A BIRD LMAO

I get it, he flies in the air like birb, I get it, but like- you can't make him a bird guy, his already-non-existent incel rizz can't fucking take a hit like that 😂

[selemina]

Surrounded, out of bullets, but never out of options! I haven't come across many FleshShaper Psykers being badasses, so have a Taryn taking inspiration from old, oooold depictions of the Emperor going to battle! :D Scales and claws could also be a conduit for the indomitable human spirit! :D