#I’ve got a life!
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It’s Morsetache Monday!
I present to you…the pretty man with the epic moustache in the darling village where it’s all a big mess underneath the tea roses.
I sit in this fancy room full of objets d’art and am still the best looking thing in it. Moustache Power.
I have just said two snarky things to Dorothea, who has taken it in stride, as is her wont.
I am Much Too Good for you, but you have a kid so I’m helplessly charmed. Also: I’m rocking The Scottish Coat.
I am sleepy and adorably rumpled. I am also confused by Strange’s cryptic warning to trust no bugger.
I’m explaining things to dumb people, but I look good.
In which I squinch up my face and snarkily proclaim to my mentor that I’ve got a life. 
Additional Snark. This episode is a 10 out of 10 on the Snark-o-Meter.
In which I realize I was sucking face with the murderer. It will become a habit.
Plenty more fish.
#itv endeavour#the Scottish coat#endeavour morse#endeavour itv#shaun evans#endeavour: confection#endeavouredit#hot damn evans#moustache mondays#morsestache mondays#morsetache monday#morsetache#I typically date the murderer#dear worried brown eyes#happy families#not a cult#more of an admiring cadre of obsessives#I’ve got a life!#not on duty you haven’t#I feel sadz when Dad/mentor/boss/BFF scolds me#epic acting#mustache monday#mustache mojo#moustache power#the power of the ‘stache#new snark level unlocked#snark-o-meter is at eleven#beloved little snark monster#this is also the episode which gave us It’s a bloodbath not a Cote du Rhône#plenty more fish
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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess
#Crunchyroll#piracy#funimation#money hungry ass streaming service#rambling#I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god#I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭!#get back to pirating kings!!!#anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this#CR is definitely not worth paying for though#CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee#capitalism#the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway#it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything
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there is always tomorrow
#lovecore#hopecore#webweaving#the presence of love is beautiful in itself#you got this#self care#self love#recovery#healing#hopepunk#recovery is not linear it is okay to have bad days you have the entirety of your life to have a better day#i wish anyone reading this a good life#i love you#you are loved#and i hope you will find happiness in the small things#i’ve been struggling a lot recently but i always remind myself the good set in store for me and look up places in the city i’ll move to#and it motivates me a bunch so i hope u all find things to strive towards mwah
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i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw
#camera talks#disability stuff#this is for my chronic migraine girlies (gn) <3#i think we should all get 1 million million dollars everyday actually#this is the worst fucking night of my life (everytime i have migraines) (specifically rn tho)#chronic pain#chronic migraine#migraines#chronically ill#disabled#disclaimer because idk I’ve got a lot of notes on this#I have diagnosed chronic migraines. I used to have them 5-6 times a week#now with medication on a good week I’ll only be affected 2-3 days#on bad weeks it’s much worse#anyways don’t doubt my condition I know what I’m talking about thx
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last one i promise(<—lie)
#let’s as a society think more about why adrien wanted to go to school#and what. perhaps. he thought school was#i think the way chloe describes it she really is just a beautiful rich girl with too much time on her hands#and no one at school is treating her accordingly.#abby got so mad at me today because she thinks it’s too cringe that i keep taking about adrien liking ohshc#which is like. how are you gonna know me my whole life and then be disappointed when i’m cringe.#i’ve never hidden who i am. it’s cringe all the way down#anyway#ml#my art#miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste#chloe bourgeois#ohshc#wait i am gonna tag this thirteen actually. just go with me#thirteen
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we’ve got literally forever to figure out what the rest means, btw. if you even care.
#how was that real#how did he manage to say the most perfect and romantic thing i’ve ever heard in my life#god they’re so#they are just SO.#“we’ve got” little head shake and smile) “we’ve got literally forever to figure out what the rest means” like???#what if i died#what then#dbda#dbdshow#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#payneland#charles rowland#edwin payne#yeet my deet#yeet my deebd#dbd4ratch#tmogar#bog#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives
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I finished the ttyd remake a while ago and from the moment I started playing the game I immediately fell head over heels for it! It absolutely oozes charm and I’m so utterly grateful I was able to finally experience it. Also Goombella my beloved, I love this sassy lil nerd so much
#pmttyd#the thousand year door#paper mario ttyd#goombella#doodles#I never got around to playing the og despite being a long time paper mario fan#but now I can say I wholeheartedly understand the hype#I don’t think I’ve ever been filled with more joy over a video game in my life since Undertale#that’s saying a lot
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Hii! Can you do ghoap x reader fluff? Like cuddles with mild flirting (from soap, obviously) and like soap is the little spoon, because in return he gets head scratches in return, reader in the middle, and Simon as the big spoon just pressing his face into the crook of readers neck?
Would rlly apreciate it <3
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i loved this idea when i read it and then proceeded to take far too long to actually answer it lmao BUT!! here it is,, ghoap x fem!reader fluff - ty for the request 💓
you picked up the cheap jar of pasta sauce and compared it to the branded version stacked next to it. as far as you could tell, the ingredients were the same and the little veg chunks included weren’t any smaller.
you nodded to yourself. it was decided, you weren’t paying two quid extra just for a name, fuck dolmio.
you looked higher to the top shelf and frowned when you saw the pasta had been pushed away from the edge and you’d be unable to reach it on your own.
“need a hand, dove?”
you turned to see a handsome man with a mohawk beelining towards you, his eyes tracing your frame with hot familiarity. without waiting for your response, he bullied his way into your space to reach over you for the pasta. barely stepping back, he handed you the pack and looked you up and down.
“thanks, stranger,” you said, holding back a laugh at his amused smile. you saw the moment he decided to play along.
“pretty skirt,” he said and nodded down to your bare legs peeking out beneath the denim.
“hm, my boyfriend got me it,” you said, a little teasingly.
“oh? and this boyfriend, he’s left ye all alone to do the shoppin’ has he?”
“no, he’ll be back soon. and he’s kinda protective, won’t be happy seeing me talking to other guys,” you said trying not to smile.
“ah’m no’ scared,” he scoffed, his own smile breaking out as he looked around the aisle eagerly for the aforementioned boyfriend.
“i don’t know, he’s pretty big and strong, wears a scary mask,” you said.
“aye? reminds me o’ my boyfriend,” he said and you finally giggled, leaning in to kiss him and giving up playing pretend.
“dove, they got their tiger bread in stock again,” simon said as he rounded the corner of the aisle and interrupting your kiss. “i ha’n’t ‘ad this in ages.” simon barely paused at the unexpected appearance of johnny, his eyes turning up in the corners as he smiled under his mask. “johnny, look, tiger bread.”
“yeah, i seen, si,” johnny said fondly, crowding you back against the trolley. “only getting the one loaf?”
simon paused. “hm. you’re right.”
you snorted as he dropped the bread into the trolley before heading back to the bakery section and leaving the pair of you alone again.
“work was a fookin’ drag, dove, cannae stand all this paperwork they’re keepin’ me busy with,” johnny groaned into your temple. you petted his arm consolingly before turning back to your list and shopping trolley.
“you were injured less than a month back, john, you can’t have been expecting to be back in the field so soon?” you hummed as you continued shopping with johnny leant over your back.
his silence spoke volumes.
you shook your head as you made your way through the store and waved simon over as you passed him by, hoping he hadn’t harassed the bakery staff into making more tiger loaves last minute for him. the absolute fiend.
“wha’s wrong with him?” simon asked as he got back, hands full as he nodded to johnny’s slumped frame. you refrained from asking simon if you really needed three tiger breads and instead nudged your other boyfriend up from your shoulder.
“he’s bored,” you said easily, grinning when johnny pulled back properly to send you a betrayed look.
“fuck’s sake. c’mere,” simon huffed before dipping down to kiss him, chuffing a laugh as johnny sputtered at the woollen texture of the mask in between them. “you’ll be back in no time. just behave or it’ll be longer.”
“ye sound like cap,” johnny grimaced. he wiped a hand down his tired face. “when are we goin’ home, hm? fuckin’ knackered, could do with a nap before dinner.”
“y’drive ‘ere?” ghost asked while you grabbed a box of eggs, checking for any cracked inside.
“aye.”
“then you can leave whenever,” ghost said flatly, though the glint of his eyes in the overhead lights betrayed his amusement at johnny’s plight.
johnny pouted.
“yer cruel, si. tell him, dove, he’s heartless,” johnny bemoaned dramatically.
“you’re cruel and heartless, simon, would you prefer strawberry jam or raspberry for a change?”
“could be a treat,” ghost conceded.
johnny groaned at the both of you, pinching your hip when you laughed.
“you both know i cannae sleep without someone’s arms around me,” he huffed, turning his big puppy eyes on you both.
you caved immediately.
“aw poor baby,” you cooed, biting your lip when you saw simon roll his eyes. “let’s get this done quick then, yeah? go grab the burgers we like from the frozen section and that ice cream we got a couple weeks back.”
“yes, ma’am.” johnny jogged off.
“si, can i trust you not to make your way back to the bakery if i give you a list of items to grab?”
“no,” he admitted without shame. “i saw the lad in the back prepping more for tomorrow, think i could convince ‘im to cook ‘em now for me if given the time.”
“right. hand holding it is as we find the toiletries then. ‘s like herding cats with you two.”
simon hummed, his eyes trained on the section you knew the bakery to be hidden in.
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once home, johnny packed away the majority of your shopping in record time, snatching the jam from simon’s hands and almost throwing it onto the work top before plying his mask up one handed and dragging him down into a rough kiss with the other. you watched, amused, with raised eyebrows as johnny dragged him back towards the bedroom desperately, waving a hand at you and gasping out a needy, “dove, c’mon, stop fucking around,” in between wet kisses.
you didn’t need to be told twice before attaching your hands onto simon’s thick waist from behind, guiding them from bumping into any furniture or walls as they stumbled blind to the bedroom.
johnny pulled back with a dopey smile and pushed simon none too gently onto the bed. you took advantage of his lowered height and pulled off his mask completely, rubbing a gentle hand over his buzz cut hair and down to his jaw. you leant in for a soft peck before feeling johnny’s hands and arms wrap around your soft stomach.
he clung to you, nuzzling at your cheek over your shoulder until you turned in his arms to share your attention.
you heard the bed creak as simon settled further up the bed as johnny kissed you. you shuffled back, parting from johnny just long enough to get your bearings and climb onto the bed, simon’s hands moving to guide you back as johnny hummed against your lips.
you flopped back into simon’s arms, got comfortable as he wrapped you up and held you tight against him.
johnny sighed in relief at the sight and shuffled down so he could rest his head on your chest.
you gathered him close and laughed when he started whining when your hands stayed on his shoulders.
“so needy johnny, have you ever heard the phrase ‘patience is a virtue’?” you teased as you started to run your nails through his hair, lightly scratching until he sighed and dropped his body weight against you and simon.
“too t’red,” he mumbled.
simon lifted his warm hand from your hip and draped it heavily over the back of johnny’s neck, keeping him close. soon enough, the scot was snoring.
you tried not to laugh, your chest bouncing johnny with your muffled chuckles. “i think that might be a record.”
“tired lamb,” simon said condescendingly, but he rubbed his thumb lovingly over the soft skin behind johnny’s ear.
“don’t be mean.” you grinned back at him.
simon hummed and rested his head into the crook of your neck, tucking you in closer with the arm still wrapped underneath your waist. “not bein’ mean.”
he nipped at your neck, a soft nibble that had you gasping and clenching your thick thighs around the one johnny had slipped inbetween.
“prick,” you huffed without malice when he stopped and let out a long tired breath in your ear. he hummed with closed eyes, clearly not listening.
you chuffed a laugh into johnny’s hair. the low thrum of arousal simon had brought on was easy enough to ignore but you’d have rather he’d finished what he started. instead, you tucked your cold toes between his large calves behind you in penance and tugged johnny even closer, enough to smother him. with your arse perched perfectly in simon’s lap and johnny nestled close to his second favourite place on your body, you were sure they’d give you what you were after once their nap is over. you closed your eyes with a smile; you could wait for them to get their energy up, and you loved your puppy piles just as much as they did.
#idk if you wanted fem or gn reader but i went fem in the end bc it was easier to write :p#sorry if you wanted gn!! feel free to put in another request for it and ill get started lmao#i hope you like it!!#i know this is a little bit of a toe dip into smut and not just 100% soft pg fluff but i couldn’t help it#stellewrites asks#sorry but i had tiger bread for the first time in 2 years the other day and it changed my life#forgot how much i love that stuff#AND cheesy jalepeno bread OOO i need to get that again too#so basically put that into ghost here lmao ahdkajdjajsj#ghoap x reader#ghoap#ghost x reader#ghost x soap x reader#ghost x reader x soap#soap x reader#johnny mactavish x reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader x johnny mactavish#johnny soap mactavish x reader#i’ve got a petty hatred for branded stuff vs aldi’s own like the price difference is crazy but they’re exactly the same!!!#so that also jumped out at the start of this lmao
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Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too
#elden ring#elden ring varre#white mask varre#varre#white faced varre#tarnished#tarnished oc#varre x tarnished#tw; blood#suggestive#no jokes or humor this time sorry#just Varre being Varre#I know I usually stick to humor stuff but this clawed through my brain like an eldritch horror#I actually hate 5/11 Varre faces I drew here but I did my best#sometimes homeboy is gonna look like a lil gremlin and there’s nothing I can do about it#but also those other 6 /11 faces are the best I’ve ever done so I’ll take it#never been more clear to me how I unconsciously push myself to do harder things#like we got crazy hand angles with defined knuckles and fingernails#we got the upward angle face that doesn’t look like shit#we got form fitting lighting that is passable#semi accurate fabric physics#did I not give a fuck about the BG#yes#but I’m here for Varre sex appeal not rendering bricks#also misericorde magically changes scale throughout the whole comic#lmao oops#most detailed environmental lighting I’ve done too#Christ the lengths I go to for deranged fictional men#at the very least I feel like the dialogue isn’t ooc#me fighting for my life to make sure Varre looks like the same damn character between each panel
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At some point, he made a silent oath to himself that someday, he will repay that girl’s kindness.
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And he unknowingly did
Just a random HC of mine where a little Jenevelle did help a little Durge at some point, set in a time before Bhaal and Shar.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowheart x tav#shadowheart x durge#dark urge#durge#shadowheart#bg3 fanart#tav#balehrys baenra’hel#my art#fanart#two amnesiacs flirting somewhere in last light inn I guess#watch me dump everything I’ve been drawing for the past months what the fuck#I wasn’t sure if I should put in the short fic but whatever#I’m so sorry for being feral about this#I’ve actually been hyperfixating on them for months but I just got so busy with life
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at least we’ll always have Archie: The Musical
#riverdale#beronica#Betty Cooper#Archie andrews#Veronica lodge#jughead Jones#gay Kevin#clay walker#Cheryl blossom#Toni topaz#Julian blossom#and everyone else#my art#I have so many mixed feelings about s7 but above all at least we got this glorious masterpiece of an episode#I had to pay tribute and apparently draw the most complex time consuming art piece I’ve completed in two years.#t#riverdale I love you forever I will miss you until the end of my life
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pawtners in crime 🐾🦋
#silly little pricefield doodle that i did for the only person i ever make silly doodles for#got convinced to post this soooooo enjoy 😇😇😇#i’ve been trying not to take my art too seriously these days and just have fun with it#fan art#digital art#art#drawing#life is strange#pricefield#lis#life is strange drawing#life is strange fan art#sleepytownzzzart
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This morning sucked. Woke up at 7 on less than 5 hours of sleep to bake over 50 Eccles cakes. Didn’t have like half my ingredients. Bought more only to realise I still didn’t have them all. Burnt myself on the syrupy filling. Printer died on me as I was trying to get a printing job done. Forgot to have lunch I was so excited. Locked my car key in the boot. Waited an hour in the sun in all black to make sure I didn’t get a parking ticket whilst trying to get said key out. Got stuck in traffic for half an hour only to find I’d just moved under 100 metres. Accidentally had the thermostat cranked up to 40C the whole journey. All of this, just to get to a screening.
Then when I got there….
Shrimp emotions. The atmosphere was incredible. Got there 3 hours early. Immediately bonded with people, and it just felt so warm and exciting. I passed round the Eccles cakes in its little (very large) Antichrist basket. We all counted down with the timer waiting for the episodes to start. The episodes were amazing, and I have to thank @neil-gaiman for making this season come true - it was everything I hoped for and more, and I think that’ll be the case for pretty much everyone. I wouldn’t trade this experience for the world, even if I had to live through this morning 20x over.
Trust me when I say you’re not prepared for season 2. No one is.
Anyways here’s a picture of the cakes in their basket:
#good omens#good omens 2#good omens screening#neil gaiman#like seriously I put like 10 hours into making these cakes so I’m so so happy they went down well.#I hope everyone that was there liked them#its my dream to one day give Neil Gaiman one of my home baked Eccles cakes#anyways#I even got a little poster! I’m gonna treasure it#thank you for making such an amazing thing that has literally shaped my outlook on life and become one of my favourite pieces of media ever#now that I’ve seen eps 1 and 2 I REALLY do not want to Wait to See#mr Neil Gaiman you are insane for this plot#it’s so fun and I never know what to expect#primepremiere#goodomens2#EDIT: I WAS NOT PREPARED I WAS DEFINITELY NOT PREPARED
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KOBD for the soul
#my art#thorns and thrones au#transformers#fighting for my life out here I can’t handle it knowing that there were never two bots who were meant for each other more than THEM 🥺🥺🥺#these have got to be the softest most mushiest things I’ve ever drawn AUG HH#Young Love to Devotion to Married for all ETERNITY#I didn’t add Wildbreak to these and for that I know I should be JAILED but dw I’m still thinking about that stupidly cute baby#KOBD is each other’s world while Wildbreak is their universe ❤️💙🧡#kobd#tfa knockout#tfa breakdown#transformers animated#maccadam
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Do you care for a cigarette?
#I wanted to reuse a color palette from last year that I loved and this is the result ^_^#actually part of a larger project but life makes me incapable of drawing rn#so have this completed piece of an uncompleted whole for now! I will probably repost it once I’ve got the rest#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd fanart#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#bsd dazai#you can probably guess who he is looking at 🤭#I promise the perspective /doesn’t/ make more sense with the rest of the artworks. I found cool pose refs and thought: why not#my art
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Thinking about married Pricefield in double exposure <3
#I’m a firm Max Price truther because it makes her sound like a cartoon salesman LMAO#ace attorney ass name#also the return of my shitty Chloe DE design except she’s sorta grown on me#also I gotta be honest I genuinely don’t know where people got the ‘max is a teacher at caledon’ stuff#cus I’ve never seen them officially say it but it’s what everyone’s going with so I’m rolling with it ig lol#pricefield#max caulfield#Chloe price#max x chloe#double exposure#lis#life is strange#lis de#life is strange double exposure#lis double exposure
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