#I’ve been sick for days!!!

[i-like-forcefem]

You and Miss-Gender have been fighting each other since you were a newbie on in the hero foundation, your super strength giving you a chance to become the A-rank hero you dreamed to be

Miss-Gender has been pestering you since your first day as an F-rank, she got the same ranking as you though and in the many years since then neither of your ranks increased, turns out strength isn’t all that useful if your opponent is dancing circles around you while dressing you up in a princess dress

And given how much you get humiliated by this single F-rank you’ve yet to get permission to get close to any D-ranks, let stand fight them… You’re clearly struggling enough as is

And though you’ve faught a handful of other F-ranks and unnamed goons, Miss-Gender has been by far your most common opponent, nearly ever day she’d string you up, dress you up in one embarrassing outfit or another, do your make up

you’ve never even landed a single punch on her, but she must’ve gently touched your face tens of thousands of times by now… all while giving you so many sweet compliments, she even touched your… hero bits, more then you’ve been able to willingly touch any part of her…

You never caught her, she always escaped before backup arrived (but she always managed to make you look “adorable” before your peers made it) and she also never even fought anyone other then you, when pressed she said “I just like to take my time playing with my dolls!”

But B-rank hero Gatemaster, the most renowned hero in the country, second to only 3 A-rank heroes world wide, his monstrously powerful space bending abilities able to defeat any foe, saw that this F-rank somehow managed to evade capture for this long and decided its time someone helped out!

He personally sent you a message to that effect a two weeks ago! But given how fast teleporting hero’s tend to act and since you haven’t heard of him since you assumed he probably got busy with important hero business, maybe a new A-rank villain popped up?

But… then you heard the news that he was found in a ditch wearing a ballerina outfit, hands and feet bound behind his back, after removing the gag all he could say was “I’m a pretty girl” over and over and over again

“I’m a pretty girl, I’m a pretty girl, I’m a pretty girl”

It seemed like his tears had long run dry

You never even knew if Miss-Gender had any special abilities… but you’re suddenly feeling a lot less insecure about how easily she’s made a fool of you so far… while also suddenly feeling a lot less age about what she’s been able to do to someone so much more powerful then you… in just 2 weeks???

As you contemplate the new information you see a letter slide under your door, it has her logo on it…

To my dearest adorable little Doll,

We’ve been playing together for a while now, and it has been so so fun! Truly my favourite memories are all of times spent with you cutie and I can’t thank you enough

But something funny happened yesterday and it made me realise just how wonderful it feels to make someone come to terms with who they really are! How great it feels to finish a project!

So I’ll stop playing with you now, I’ve been doing this for fun until now and I’m sorry for that, to make up for it tomorrow I’ll do everything in my power to make you finally accept yourself

Love and kisses,

Miss-Gender <3

Your nemesis has been reclassified as an A-Class, meaning he can't fight you anymore...

[wigglebox]

Come on baby, do you do more than dance?

[hustlebonezzz]

Elden Girl Tober | Day 11 - Marika ⚜️

… and those pesky mailwives 🐻‍❄️💌🐍

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[houseofcucci]

Mentally unstable, but I can't let myself cut my hair again.

[millionsknives]

bait / hook / line / sinker

[dandyleyen]

everyone say thank you to dunmeshi for somewhat helping me rekindle my relationship with food via me thinking “Senshi would be proud if I ate a healthy dinner, actually” .

is it silly ? incredibly. is it helpful ? incredibly.

[sirazaroff]

Sick days

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 278

You know what I’ve gotten obsessed with and inspired by? Dredge. 

You know what is also fun? Merfolk. What’s even better? Lovecraftian corrupted merfolk. Especially if say, one goes with the Lazarus Waters being a form of ectoplasm. So, in this? Lazarus waters are like lakes, while Amity Park, thanks to the Portal, and the barriers? It is an entire sea. 

There are islands, small areas that were once the tips of buildings that have gathered more landmass around them. There are mangroves, trees not like anything on earth or anywhere else stretching up in canopies dark enough to block out the sun, yet lit by the green waters. 

It goes deep. Mariana Trench deep, despite it being impossible. The GIW have explored for caves or tunnels, they’ve tried to find some sort of explanation, but there isn’t one. 

Now all that ecto? That has an effect on people. They mutate, they change, they adapt. Anywhere else would have been a slow death- something the GIW might have even been counting on. But Amity Park? It was founded by witches, it was the hotspot for the supernatural, even before the Fentonwork Portal. They’ve been dealing with this sort of energy in microdoses from the moment they first began to live in the city in any generation. 

But they begin to adapt. Shift into something… other. Some stay contaminated, clinging to human forms as they form homes on the tiny islands, fishing and farming what they can. Others become Liminal, almost seeming to meld with fish, some similar to ones of the Living and others something just to the left. Similar yes, but not quite… right. And then there are those that have truly melded with the energy of the dead, forms torn asunder by it, ripped apart and made anew by it. 

The first sign back when the barrier was activated, when they could no longer leave and were trapped were the fish in the lake. And now they are the same, with gazes of something Else, with gnashing teeth and a hunger gnawing at where hearts once were. 

But they aren’t monsters. They’re still themselves. Just a little… Other now. 

[runraerun]

May God forgive me but a Hot Frosty!Steddie AU where Eddie (being a freak) ((and also a little high)) kisses a snowman and unknowingly brings it to life. ☃️ *dodges rotten tomato*

Hey, if you didn’t want Eddie to make out sloppy style with your snowman then why did you make him so hot, huh??? Why did you carve abs into him? Why’d you give him bedroom eyes?! 😒Anyway… as I was saying…

Eddie leaves, accidentally leaving behind his battle vest on the snowman, heading home to Forest Hills trailer park. Dude’s totally oblivious to the fact that he just performed a freaking miracle, shattering almost every law in the known universe, all because he thought a snowman was fine as hell.

Hot Frosty (aka our boy Steve), can’t do anything but think of Eddie. It’s his first fully formed thought he has as his snowy skin melts and gives way to human flesh. When he sucks in his first breath of cold, winter art, he exhales with Eddie’s name on his tongue. His fingers reach up and gently touch his freshly kissed lips. The kiss that brought him to life; the first and only touch of warmth he’s ever received.

Steve’s not wearing anything besides a very worn denim vest, covered in colorful patches—the one Eddie so thoughtfully gave him. Otherwise, he’s naked as a jay bird. Thankfully, being a snowman, he doesn’t mind the cold. :)

He walks around town, approaching the various townsfolk, asking if they know where Eddie is. He’s looking for Eddie. Do you know Eddie? Y’know, Eddie, the one who loves me. The one who kissed me tonight. He needs to find Eddie. Eddie will be looking for him too, no doubt.

Eventually though, someone calls the fuzz on this very attractive, very confused young man who’s walking around the snow bare-assed and bare-footed. Hopper immediately recognizes the battle vest—he’s busted Munson enough times, and he’s always wearing that beat up thing. So he calls up the Munson residence, but there’s no answer. He leaves a voicemail instead, growling at him to come pick up his clearly distressed boyfriend before Hopper presses public indecency charges.

How will Eddie react when he hears the message?! Will Eddie believe hot frosty!Steve’s far-fetched tale?! WILL THEY FUCK?! (answers: Very confused, not at first, & HELL YEAH THEY DO)

[sofarsogoodsowhat]

we still need help with rent, we don’t even have $100 between us and still have $200 to pay for rent, if anyone would be able to help us out that would be great. some of what we got went towards rent and the rest has gone towards food. i’ve been really sick so i’ve missed a few days of work this week and last week so my next check is gonna suck shit, if it matters me and my boyfriend are both mixed trans guys that are both struggling to get work like at all these days

cshpp: $hookinmouth88

pypl: sofarsogoodsowhat

[switchytransboy]

i love ticklish men so much 🙌🏼🫶🏼

that’s it. that’s the post.

[peachfruitcake]

not really here anymore

[bookgendrya]

Lady/Apprentice Smith

Harwin went to one knee before her. “Arya Stark, of Winterfell.”

“I did my work, is all. Bellows and tongs and fetch and carry. I was ‘sposed to be an armorer, […]”

With Family/Orphaned

She looked glumly at her sister. Sansa was chatting away happily as she worked. […] The boys were at practice in the yard. She wanted to see Robb put gallant Prince Joffrey flat on his back. […] Jon grinned, reached over, and messed up her hair. […] It wasn’t Septa Mordane waiting in her room. It was Septa Mordane and her mother.

“She died when I was little. She had yellow hair, and sometimes she used to sing to me, I remember. She worked in an alehouse.”

Too Skinny/Strong

“You’re too skinny,” he said. He took her arm to feel her muscle. Then sighed and shook his head. “I doubt you could even lift a longsword, little sister, never mind swing one.”

The master called over a tall lad about Robb’s age, his arms and chest corded with muscle. […] “This is Gendry. Strong for his age, and he works hard […]”

Criticised/Praised (by the person, who was given their work)

The septa examined the fabric. “Arya, Arya, Arya,” she said. “This will not do. This will not do at all”

Ned turned the helm over in his hands. It was raw steel, unpolished but expertly shaped. “This is fine work. I would be pleased if you would let me buy it.”

The Coat of Arms/The Swords

“That would look silly. Besides if a girl can’t fight, why should she have a coat of arms?” Jon shrugged. “Girls get the arms but not the swords. Bastards get the swords but not the arms. I did not make the rules, little sister.”

“If the day ever comes when Gendry would rather wield a sword than forge one, send him to me. He has the look of a warrior. […]”

[pirateprincessjess]

Bought myself a large dog bed. Should be here this week!!!! I’m so excited

[devilheartsblog]

I have so much love for this magic man 💕

[theshadowrealmitself]

My favorite type of oc/scenario is:

Hero who’s like, universally beloved, even tho they aren’t the type of hero who usually is

They wear a dark hood, rarely speak, and if they do it’s obviously an altered voice, and they always do what’s right but in a gruff way, they’d like to be nicer, but unlike some of the other heroes who have super speed, life threatening situations just don’t give them enough time to be polite and sweet

So they know they’re respected, they’ve been at this job for awhile and they’re good at it, but they have no idea they’re beloved, even by the villains

Till the one time they go undercover as a villain