#I’m so damn funny

[skullcfusher]

YOU GUYS WIISSHHHH I’D STOP BEING A GENIUS.

[blaithnne]

Live Mel reaction

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

You guys wouldn’t BELIEVE how normal I am about this man, I definitely DON’T lay awake at night thinking about him…

[bbqnoir]

Chat is a feminist

[pirateprincessjess]

I received an absolutely unhinged email last night. They sent this to my business email 😂😂

Hate comments are one thing, but can you imagine being so mad that you send someone an email?! AN EMAIL.

[hamable]

AGSKFJDBDH LMAO Katsuki physically being leashed to his IV drip, held by his mother, so he’s forced to stand in the doorway and not launch himself across the room

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Chat, I regret to inform you that I have added a new hyperfixation…so…

Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

Alice: Hold the fuck up.

Also Alice, crawling into Lilia’s lap: It’s me. I’m the fuck up. Hold me.

Rio: I have an idea!

Jen: No murder.

Rio, sighing petulantly: I no longer have an idea.

Lilia: I have a bad feeling about this…

Agatha: What do you mean?

Alice: Don’t you ever get that little voice in the back of your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Agatha: No.

Jen: That actually explains so much.

Lilia: As far back as I can remember, I’ve always had this little voice in my head telling me to “live it up today, because there’s not gonna be a lot of tomorrows”.

Agatha: You do realize there’s medication designed to get rid of those kinds of voices, right?

Teen: A bird flew in through my window and I’m trying to befriend it.

*later*

Agatha: Why don’t you quit bothering me and go talk to your bird friend?

Teen: Matthew and I are not speaking at the moment.

*the coven, huddling together behind a makeshift shelter to shield themselves from repeated gunshots*

Alice, hastily shoving the others behind her so she can return fire: Agatha, do you have any idea who would want to shoot you?!

Agatha, squashed between Jen and Rio: Many people want to shoot me. I take great pride in that!

Jen, glaring at the group as she hands over bail money:

Alice, tapping her shoulder: What about Teen?

Jen, glaring more: I’ve got to bail him out too? Where’s Agatha?

Teen: No one called her. We used Lilia’s phone call to call Alice and Rio’s to call you. Then Rio used my phone call to vote for American Idol.

Rio: :)

Jen: Rio isn’t answering her phone.

Agatha: Here, I’ll try.

Jen: Alice and I have tried six times each, what makes you think that-

Rio, picking up on the first ring: Hey, sweetheart.

Agatha: The ends always justify the means!

Jen: Do you know who said that?

Agatha: Was it Oprah or someone nice and great like that?

Jen: It was Machiavelli. A decidedly non-Oprah like person.

Jen: I bet you didn’t even finish the thing I asked you to get done!

Agatha: For your information, I most certainly did! Got it done last night!

Teen, whispering to Agatha: You didn’t get it done, did you?

Agatha, whispering back: I don’t even know what she’s talking about.

Lilia: I am at a loss for words!

Teen, glancing at the camera like his mom like he’s on The Office: Despite being lost for words, Lilia yelled at us for the next 45 minutes.

Agatha, carrying Señor Scratchy out of the room:

Señor Scratchy: *snuggles under her chin*

Agatha, kissing his head: You are being punished. Please stop being adorable. I love you.

Teen: I got a trampoline tent for summer sleepovers!

Jen, whispering to the other adult witches: …think of all the sex.

Alice: There are two types of people.

Rio: If you wanted to eat someone, you could put a fire under it and slowly roast them :)

Lilia: …three. Three types of people.

Jen, cautiously: I can’t believe I didn’t notice this before, but…Teen, you are a little crazy.

Teen: Aren’t we all a little crazy here, Jen?

Jen: No, I mean you’re aging-ballerina, child-chess-prodigy, professional magician kind of crazy.

Teen: It’s my mom’s fault. You know, we come from a Jewish family, but she used to tell me the reason Santa didn’t come was because my room was too dirty.

Rio: I’ve come looking for trouble. And if I can’t find trouble, I WILL create some.

Alice: Do you trust me?

Lilia, smiling proudly at her: Yes.

Alice, who has been completely panicking: Wait, what? Why?!

Agatha, awkwardly glancing around for help: Er…Alice, I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know what to say to people who are crying. So I’m just gonna hope that the tone of my voice makes you think I do, okay, sweetie?

Alice, sniffling: …thanks, Agatha.

Agatha, patting her on the back with a bit too much enthusiasm: No problem, kid.

Lilia: I told Agatha about it weeks ago!

Teen: She WHAT?

Agatha: What??? Lilia says insane shit all the time, how was I supposed to know this one was true?!

Lilia: Bank accounts are a sham created by the shadow government!

Agatha: SEE?!

BONUS:

Wanda, watching from the afterlife: so…when exactly do kids grow out of that whole emo, rebellious stage?

Lorna, shrugging: I don’t know. Alice is still in it.

[pinkpastels113]

princesses of opposite color palettes

[dipperscavern]

(apologies in advance if I’m repeating my ask, tumblr literally crashed as I pressed the send button and the app’s being bratty 😭 ig it couldn’t take all the Cregan thirst)

I was wondering what you’d think abt Cregan giving massages? He has…very big, strong hands. The VIENS on those paws, I just know it in my loins. I can imagine them wandering, maybe groping…maybe leading to him manhandling his lady…maybe pinning her facedown into their mattress, body completely encompassing hers…flush against her back…breath and lips hot on her neck as he rutted against her fully clothed…until he wasn’t tehe~

I’ll just leave this here, had to share the vision

~<3

ur all good!! this is the first time it sent haha

i….. oh my god. okay so first off this is delicious and second off we have no secrets here, i’m a hand girlie so this is giving me THOUGHTS GOD

and with how strong he is you know he gives the best massages. those warm, firm hands working out knots with a pressure you couldn’t even dream of. this would also go with father!cregan when you’re pregnant and sore :(( ANYWAYS

you’re so right about the wandering part. he used all his restraint when you were betrothed, and now that you’re his entirely, it’s rare that he tries to hold back anymore. you’re his wife, why wouldn’t he feel the curves of your waist? grope the soft flesh of your thighs? lightly brush against your tits? you lean right into him, who is he to stop?

and he’s working u so good you just can’t help but make a few noises. and they go straight to his cock (naturally), so it leads to his front pressed against your back… letting you feel all of him. you’re putty in his hands, it didn’t take much to maneuver you into the position he wanted you in. (as you said) his lips trailing hot kisses on your neck, and even though you’re clothed, he’s rubbing against you just right. then when you’re about to cum, he completely pulls away, making u whine. he just silences you with his lips as he moves to pull your clothing off. 🙂‍↕️

[tempestmothstorm]

crazy how the sanshee plush is one of the few actual direct confirmations on what a non-act 2 Natsuki’s home life is like because of how cagey she is on literally everything. Like this isn’t anything surprising or something you wouldn’t be able to extrapolate from the games but unlike everything else we know about her the implications are right there on the tin.

They literally did the character bio trope where where all the likes are normal but the dislikes are about their very specific trauma it’s just so funny they did that on the plushie card

[victimized-martyr]

Sorry I never gave a proper update on tumblr——

here’s some brainstorming doodles from Keo and me on the white board and some examples Keo made in my notebook. I won’t forget it, one of my harshest note was “NEVER draw Kenny in 3/4!! Trey hates that!” 🤣 The story leads stressed that Trey is very particular with acting decisions and poses, most of which don’t translate into the animation. It’s for him at the editing stage, to “make his voice sing”. Getting into Trey’s head, funnily enough, requires FEELING. Feeling what he’s going for in terms of delivery, to learn what not to take literally in his script (when trey says “kathleen kennedy is like terminator” it’s not what you initially think it means), what emotion or gesture to put in to elevate a joke, to get the message through. It’s so fascinating!

In short, I didn’t make the cut. I was “too fresh”, and needed more experience with the technical aspect of storyboarding…. but I was complimented by Keo for my intuition, something that can’t be taught. I was over the moon when I was told I got the style of the show, whereas other trainees with 10+ experience couldn’t. Some of them tested but don’t even watch the show!! That’s crazy, but I guess that’s to be expected. My knowledge of the show and deep love for the characters got me this far, but I need to work on my actual story boarding skills (keo said my struggles are in composition and scaling) to stay!! 💪🏼 I’m taking this… as a not yet, not a no. I’m already on their radar, in their database, I’m incredibly lucky I got to make my THIRD connection in the studio, I just need to work on myself until I can arrive. I’m so grateful for all the support from friends family and industry moots to get me this far, it’s only the beginning of the year but I don’t think anything could top what happened to me this March!!!!!

[ruby-static]

The most awkward boat ride imagineable-

Been playing FNV again, and Riley’s first visit to the Legion fort (and rescuing Benny) has been eating at my head. Imagine the guy who you shot in the head ends up rescuing you, and now you’re on a boat where three out of four people there want your ass DEAD.

[toshio]

Hysterical you think your face or your body are any good. You may know your angles in pics. But in real life you’re super unfortunate looking! lol

LMFAO?!? okay bud, you’re on anon. let’s start with that. come off anon and let’s compare mugs. i’ll wait

[kelin-is-writing]

“The fearsome fire that spread and burned everything up”, and that’s on King of Flames Dabi 💙

[vanhelsingapologist]

Drew this for @antichrist-vevo in a small secret santa event. Thank you for the prompt and letting me draw for you! Raharomancers, you are braver than all of us.

[bleue-flora]