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Hello! I’m not sure if I dreamt about this, but I think there was a mention of asmodeus fucking Santa Claus at some point? Where is that from, I need to see the full dialogue, because no way 😭
YOU DREAMT THAT
#I’m dying that is too funny#showed my coworkers the ask I got I’m dying#😂😂😂😂#obey me shall we date#obey me ask#obey me asmodeus#best ask ever
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Hey, Taylor? Looking like you’re going to throw up on him every time you mash your mouths together doesn’t really sell the whole thing. 😂
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ladies and gentlemen. we got em
#this is so fucking FUNNY dude banxbsnanxb#STRAIGHT PEOPLE ON REDDIT ARE SO MAD AND IM JUST SITTING HERE. GRINNING. PLEASED#that’s 700x more in character than the alternative and I’m just praying this is true/legit (cause I couldn’t find the exact interview this#is from- but I didn’t see anyone saying it was fake on Twitter/Reddit so idk)#to be fair I could only scroll through comments on reddit for like a minute before it started giving me brain damage so#but yeah bdbxsbscshxjdj YOKOYAMA. MAYBE IVE BEEN GIVING YOU TOO LITTLE CREDIT.#I absolutely love seeing all these basic ass straight folks getting so pissy about him not settling down with a nuclear biological family#and a wife and all that and dying at the ripe old age of his fucking mid-50s#like no shit???? what games have you been playing bro the whole fucking Point of his idea of family is unconventional#he’s literally a fucking orphan who didn’t grow up with any biological family are you fucking fr#dgagdhdhd ANYWAY yeah I’m seriously hoping to high heaven that this is legit#rambling#kiryu#yakuza#rgg#rgg8
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I’ve been pulled into the world of Mistborn. Drew this in honor of Kelsier’s immediate hate for Elend.
#mistborn#kelsier#vin mistborn#kelsier mistborn#mistborn memes#mistborn art#raygreat art#this is the funniest thing I’ll ever make#I just finished the final empire and I’m dying#but kelsiers immediate reaction to kill Elend was too funny to not draw#vin: no dad he’s one of the good ones!#kelsier: only good noble is a dead noble
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Happy Father’s Day to the worst father out there, William Afton. Who shoved his son into a hallucinogenic nightmare gas chamber as punishment for killing his other son. 10/10 dad
#/j#I just find that one theory a bit funny#like why was William even making test chambers#like what#honestly the whole underground bunker / test chambers thing are whack when you think about#this series started with just ‘man in costume murders kids#like since when is he a mad scientist too#not that I don’t like mad scientist William#but I’m dying to know what made Scott decide to go that direction#anyways#rambling in the tags lol#five nights at freddy's#my hcs#fnaf
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thinking about how profound it must’ve been for shri’iia when she first received scratch’s ball (woman who has never gotten anything for free in her life ever)
#shri’iia’s relationship with scratch and owlbear cub is that she has only gotten those two for a day and a half and if anything happens to#them she’s gonna kill everyone and herself (she means it)#which is so funny to me bc I usually go for the intimidate options with scratch like she just makes him heel or drop the ball immediately#so she just seems like she doesn’t like the dog but inside she’s like ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭 sobbing pissing herself the dog is so cute#shri’iia watching scratch roll on his back like a wiggling worm and she looks like she’s smiling menacingly and plotting#bc the lack of eyebrows + eye tattoo that looks like devil horns + insanely bright red eyes makes her look sinister#but she’s actually dying inside bc she finds him so cute. she will forgive how he drools on her and everything#also post oath breaking when she’s knee deep in denial I do imagine that he tries to console her w how dogs can sense ur distress and all#that. that’s why she gets attached to him 😭 she hasn’t had anyone console her before 😭#owlbear cub too… sobs she does love her babies but she’s doesn’t express it often she just doesn’t know how#but I do hc that those two are always bound to curl up w shri’iia when she’s in her trance. like when she’s laying down they’re like it’s#free real estate. then this 5 ft woman gets covered by a massive dog and her owlbear cub 🥰🥰#must be so sad for her to find out after the game that the owlbear cub and scratch left#she’s like im NOT upset btw 😭 tears running down her face astarion is like darling what mascara do u use mine isnt that dramatic#then epilogue when she sees them again and she has to give them up to shadowheart 💔💔💔💔#she’s like. clenched fist im so fucking happy for you I’m so serious
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Eursulon’s fumble at attempting to explain to Silver who (or what) is having sex in the bathroom is so goddamn funny because it arguably would have been better for Suvi if he thought she was having sex with Ame. Iconic.
#I’m dying this was too goddamn funny#eursulon - high charisma. low social skills#worlds beyond number#worlds beyond number spoilers#eursulon toma#the wizard the witch and the wild one#wwwo#wwwo spoilers#wbn
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Girl help
#I’m literally dying girl help /pos#IM GOING ON VACATION TOO#FHFJGK#THERES SO MUCH HAPPENING#also I don’t think the among us show will be out for a while but I thought it would be funny to add#still processing that info honestly#i mean I’ll watch anything he makes so DHFJG#can’t wait to be hit truck after truck with all this content <3#I stay winning <333#kiki stuff#kiki rambles#tdp s5#tdp#the dragon prince#miraculous ladybug#Nimona#among us#(is there a tag for the show????)#spiderverse
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i can’t believe minimum wage destroyed jax’s whimsey
#amazing digital circus#having them work at mcdonald’s is wild#ragatha was HIGH?#and was a HORSE GIRL?#also the comedy mask breaking being the equivalent to gangles bipolar meds being thrown off a cliff is rlly funny to me#also she fucking DIED what was that about#but the visuals while she was dying were dope asf#and POMNI UGHH#she was such a good friend i’m dying#AND ZOOBLE#BRO :(#kinger living his best life during all of this too help#as someone who works in a fast food restaurant this episode was extremely funny#and also the background ambience made me panic like a sleeper agent
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I told myself I would go to the gym today before taking my first finals and studying for my finals tomorrow.
It didn’t work out so well.
Once I finished all 3 of my language class’ finals I decided to take a study break for lunch.
I then went on to take a three hour nap to avoid studying
#this gives hardcore Tim Drake vibes#but I couldn’t think of a funny way to turn it into a headcannon#my brain is too fried I’m afraid#but if one of yall wants to do it#feel free to#just tag me so I can see it#studying#studying sucks#I hate studying#studying = student dying#studyblr#student life
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Huh… here’s a thought, was Tommy’s 2nd death a fulfillment of the “dying a hero” and experiencing the limbo that he originally dodges by using the discs on the pressure plate?…
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#sorry for the more or less random thought…. I guess though too what’s the difference between self sacrifice and dying a hero in the trap?#dsmp#dream smp#dsmp finale#dsmp limbo#bet you didn’t expect me to talk about Tommy and heroism today lol XD…. yea me neither… my mind is just funny that way I guess…#do I dare tag Tommy………..#c!tommyinnit#c!tommy#dsmpblr#yes I do… I mean it’s literally about him… yeah screw the hators see y’all I’m not hating on Tommy#lore thoughts
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there’s so much i wanna do this week/month/etc but i’m just too sick, i have no energy, i can’t sleep, i’m constantly nauseous and headachey and on the verge of a migraine, i’m stressed and irritable and impatient and panicky…….how tf did i survive nearly 5 years of high school untreated if i can’t even manage this when i don’t have any major obligations rn
#at least i finally got my meds so hopefully i feel a little better soon#although i’m now on 20 pills per day which is Just Great#whenever i’m in remission it’s nice to just. forget sometimes that this can happen at any time#kinda wish i had the typical kinda chronic illness that people talk about with ‘flares’#or at least triggers that i can plan around#the other times have all had an easily identifiable stressor tho tbf. idk what caused this one#the first time was whooping cough and the next few were all very major life stressors like my cat dying right after i started uni#and i think also towards the end of my honours thesis?#but this…….there’s no major stress right now. nothing wildly beyond normal#i’m a little concerned about my joints tho. they’ve been so much worse than normal the last few months#so i’m kinda worried i’m developing rheumatoid arthritis (also an autoimmune disease and it runs in the family specifically)#so if that’s happening then it could set my thyroid off? probably should get to the doctor at some point#obv i’m seeing my endo for thyroid stuff. but i should see my gp and get her to run all the autoimmune blood tests again#i’ve done that before but it’s been a few years and my ankles and knees are so painful i can’t even walk properly a lot of the time#BUT I JUST WANNA DO THINGS I ENJOY AND I CANT AND I WILL CONTINUE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT#‘oh you’re so lucky you don’t have as many obligations because you’re chronically ill’ ha ha ha please swap lives with me immediately#personal#but seriously. i wasn’t diagnosed until i was nearly 17 and we can trace it back to whooping cough when i was 12#so it was the last half of year 6 and then all of years 7-10 and the start of year 11 of just being. uh. ‘very lazy and complaining a lot’#and TEACHERS joking about me and my sister (who was dealing with an arguably more severe undiagnosed disease) missing so many classes#wow so funny pdhpe teacher who’s supposed to be teaching is about health#and the thing with being a mentally ill teenager is that hyperthyroidism can just look like a very severe anxiety disorder#so i didn’t go to the dr until i was too sick to go to school at all. and luckily had a good dr who did a blood test#i’m just rambling now because i can’t sleep and i don’t wanna lie here doing nothing#might go play pvz or something. that’s been keeping me entertained
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literally when i was watching bridgerton with my sister this weekend my mom kept coming in right at the sex scenes i swear and every time i was in the middle of saying something like “on the staircase?? that can’t be comfy” because the silence was too awkward for me but by saying something, i made it more awkward 👍
#it’s so funny too bc i know i’m the only one who’s awkward about it like my mom and sister were chill but i was dying .#left the stove on in my room etc
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I mean this so genuinely the only thing that got me through the fight against the hideous mass was popipo playing as loud as humanly possible directly into my b r a i n
#it was awful but amazing it was so fucking funny#it’s the ONLY song I had close access too that had the energy I was looking for and godDAMN did it help#just imagine some fucking guy hunched over his computer playing a fps game against this awful fucking monster and he keeps dying and you’d#expect like some type of metal music or even the game music that he’s listening to but nope it’s hatsune miku singing about vegetable juice#I listened to it again and got reminded of That Day#oh man I still have limbo climax to get through and THEN it’s the next one. I forget what the next one is but I’m EXITEDDD#agahahaghwgwgwgwhgrgdgsgdyfgff ultrakill is taking over my stupid ass brainnnnnb#ev ultradies#<- counts
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Someone described the light haired witch in the comic as the Waistcoat Potato Witch.
So that’s gonna live rent free in my head.
#ramblies#funny#I don’t know what it means but it compels me#is it because I made her potato shaped? the world may never know#also as a bonus fun fact I pictured her hair as being dyed some bright color but didn’t want to break grayscale#maybe someday I’ll do a color rendition of them#but then I’d have to decide if I’m gonna commit to the Elphaba look and give the tall witch green skin#it’s just too much responsibility
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in a split second of me sketching out fanart for chai i draw this
(sorry for my bad hand writing LMAO)
BAHAAHAHAHAH THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO FREAKING HARD I LOVE IT SO MUCH THANK YOU!!!!
#Fanart#Submission#i guess?#Funny enough this is only me to like one person#*cough* lunar *cough cough*#I’m too nervous to gush about my ocs and story to anyone else JDSSHSSDASD#IM STILL DYING OVER THIS#EVERY TIME I SCROLL BACK UP TO LOOK AT IT I START LAUGHING#Blogsona#Cddwtd chai
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