#I would be a menace with those

[hiro-of-hyrule]

Resisting the urge to make propaganda posters for the yiga clan

I have stuff to do. please.

[roses-and-revolutions]

DC x DP Prompt

To the delight of Gotham's citizens, and the dismay of her criminal underbelly, the GCPD has a new specialized unit that ACTUALLY apprehends criminals and brings them to justice!

It's a relatively small squad of mostly young adults, who looked fresh out of their teens. But age didn't matter once they got the work done. And they did, as they've already got criminals like Penguin, Riddler, and Bane behind bars for what looks to be 'for good'.

No one besides Commissioner Gordan knows anything about the squad as they operate as a mostly separate entity from GCPD. It was rare to see any of them, and any photos taken were unusually blurry. They are also extremely secretive; if you exclude their social media which are usually just shit posts, memes, and thirst edits of the Wayne family.

They were a total mystery. Almost as mysterious as Batman.

But those who have seen/worked with the squad before all had the same thing to say about them. They were cool. They had an unusually effective method. And their leader is a menace. With his sharp teeth and pointed smile. And bright blue eyes that spoke to your soul. It was a pleasure to see/ work with him, it really was. But they weren't planning on doing so again for a long time.

That being said, Gotham had been quiet for a while. A bit too quiet if you ask anyone, especially the Bats. Strangely, it didn't feel like the usual calm before the shit storm. The instinctual pit in their guts that usually formed just wasn't there. This was different. This wasn't the calm before the storm. This was the ocean receding. But no one seemed to realize it yet.

Not until the tsunami came crashing down on them.

The GCPD special unit accounts that had been inactive for the last three months suddenly pinged to life. Everyone who followed them clicked the notification almost immediately. With this unnerving calm surrounding them, who the hell didn't want to see what batshit crazy statement they would make after three months of radio silence.

What they didn't expect, was to see a crystal-clear picture of justice finally being served.

The picture was a selfie, taken in an abandoned warehouse. In the middle of the dirty floor was the Joker. He was tied up and his head hung low. You could see how beaten he was, his clothes torn and bloody. His face paint was also coming off, revealing pale blotchy skin. Reminding everyone that, he was still human, just like the rest of them.

Behind him, all lined up with smiles on their faces, was Team Phantom. They were a bit bloody and bruised as well but overall in much better condition. They weren't wearing the normal GCPD navy blue uniform, but black and white ones. All stylized to fit the wearers taste. They all looked so young, but their eyes looked like old tired eyes, finally getting some relief.

From in the corner was their leader. Only part of his face was in the picture. One glowing blue eye, and part of his Cheshire smile. His hand making a peace sign next to the Joker. Even with only part of his being shown, everyone could tell he was relived as well.

And while the picture itself was shocking, the caption was what really got them. The top was what you would usually expect from the team. A big bold 'GOT EM' ' at the top. But at the bottom in small, almost unnoticeable text was:

"He will face his punishment. We will get our retribution. May we finally rest in peace."

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

A new challenger approaches (slowly)

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[kindaasrikal]

Au where Lloyd realises Arin is going through a “i wanna be a villain” phase every first student goes through and after an argument none of the ninja, not even Nya, can stop the annoyed Lloyd from dragging every single one of them out to the training yard before this petty loser summons Morro in front of all of them.

And Morro, trying to deal with whatever bull he’s been facing after the merge, stands absolutely baffled when Lloyd gestures to him saying to some random kid “Do you really wanna end up like him??”

Best part is that when they both get into an argument again and all the ninja and including the new gen give up on stopping them, Morro holds a hand up and says “wait wait wait, for the love of GOD. Do NOT tell me you’re trying to do that whole evil first student thing too.” And then this mf joins Lloyd in lecturing Arin in gruesome detail about his life and regrets in just as much annoyance. And this time Arin just stands there horrified thinking ‘maybe I should rethink this…’

All the ninja are horrified. (Well, they actually just kinda gave up. They’ve learnt that every green ninja, wannabe or not, are all incredibly stubborn.)

Sora, Wyldfyre, and Euphrasia are all equally terrified.

Lloyd knew this would happen. They didn’t share one brain for at least a month for nothing.

[backpackingspace]

a rough sketch of an idea

Polites found odysseus in the sheep's field weapons and armor and body broken and bruised. It looked like he had been dropped from a great height. He felt his gut clench at the sight. It wasn't the first time something like this had happened. But it was the worst he had ever seen his friend.

Odysseus had been collecting more and more bruises over the past year, becoming more and more cagey about their source. About his training. "Proof of athena's favoritism" he called them with a grin "it'll all be worth it when I'm the best fighter around"

But polites couldn't help but worry. Pride and honors and achievements didn't matter if you didn't survive the training to get there. Polites desperately wished there was something more he could to do to help but even if he could convince odysseus to cease this insanity, how would even get out of it without offending the goddess?

"I take it training didn't go well, my friend?" Polites asked with a smile forcing his voice to keep its teasing edge. He extended a hand to help odysseus up off the ground.

"Shut up polites" odysseus grumbled as he threw a hand up to clumsily grasp at polites hand.

Despite the muscle odysseus was rapidly gaining polites could still haul him up easily. He'd thank the gods for his height but lately praying had left a sour taste in his mouth. As he dragged odysseus towards a well paid and secured doctor he eyed the broken spear, sword, and sheild. A glimmer of an idea started to take shape. It was likely odysseus would continue to break mortal equipment as he did battle with gods and his family had been pressuring him to choose a calling already....

"Eurylochus is coming from same tomorrow" polites chatted ideally, hoping to distract his closest friend from his pain. Odysseus groaned and banged his head against polites shoulder.

"Come now!" Polites chided through his laughter "you love the man!"

"Not when he's trying to bed my sister I dont" odysseus slurred somehow managing to drip annoyance through the concussion and other pains.

(@www-dot-why-are-you-here-dot-com tagged as promise! It's more on the angsty side of my headcanons so let me know if you only want to be tagged in the fluffy ones)

[epickiya722]

Till this day, calling Megumi a "bum" is absurd to me. Like, no, he's actually unhinged and ready to end it at the drop of a dime. He's just one of those people who know how unhinged they are but choose not to act a fool until someone rings that bell.

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Who let him be so fresh ?????

[mushroom-the-trauma]

Apollo is refusing to be drawn. Seriously he is unreasonably hard to draw in this pose.

Love Hermes. I should draw him more.

[witchofthemidlands]

it's past 3am idc anymore. he was hinted but not officially named & had less than 10 minutes of screen time but in my opinion matthew goode is the best modern version of dracula i have seen in YEARS.

[lieutenant-fred]

I am a man with a regular sense of humour (nuh uh I was laughing the entire time I was drawing this)

Lodi Moros and Damascus Parastin belong to @freezinglemur btw

[rb9]

it’s that time again

i am missing f1 4x world champion sebastian vettel

[lemonfreshlysqueezed]

You can not convince me this boy does not own a pair of wireless earbuds?! He pulled out the wired ones on purpose to have an excuse to sit close to his boy

Gif by @forcebook

He looks so happy with himself:

Gif by: @thii-nii

[what-have-i-unleashed]

murder x error, but the version where error thinks murder is a classic 🙂🙂🙂

[seijorhi]

uhm hi this is definitely not fairy can I please hear your thoughts on women specifically atsuko and shin as women for no particular reason? thank you (º̩̩́⌣º̩̩̀ʃƪ)

wow not fairy, it's like you're inside my head and/or on discord where fairy and i have been discussing this hghfjdkfjghjfkd but since you asked <33

in a sentence, those girls are gonna ruin your life.

the two of them have been dating a while. shin, funny and charming, captain of her volleyball team. atsuko, her very tall, very pretty trophy girlfriend.

it doesn't necessarily matter how you cross paths – at one of shin's games, at a mutual friend's party, a meet cute of sorts at a cafe, they're enamoured by you. it's so hard to find good, genuine female friendships these days, of course they wanna see you again!

shin gently bullies you into coming to one of her games with atsu, and when she wins, she wastes absolutely no time in declaring you her personal good luck charm. so, naturally, you have to come to her games to support her, how else is she supposed to win without her good luck charm cheering for her? won't you give her a good luck kiss? aw c'mon, don't make her beg now.

ofc atsuko's proud of her girlfriend and incredibly supportive of her career it's just... well, it's hard sometimes with shin's schedule. she travels a lot, trains a lot and atsu's left to her own devices. you can over and keep her company, right? for a few hours? they have a pool, you two can just laze around in bikinis, swim a bit, it'll be fun! and oh, she was going to do some shopping later too, why don't you come with her? actually, can you come into the change room for a sec, she needs some help getting the zipper undone.

and then when shin is free, she wants to spend time with you too. it's not fair to let her girlfriend monopolise all your time, right?

really, you spend so much time over at their place, why don't you just... move in? there's a spare bedroom since they obviously share, and because they like you so much, they'll offer you an excellent deal!

it's almost impressive how quickly your social circle shrinks until it feels like it revolves entirely around them. but those other girls weren't really your friends, so it's no great loss. if you're sad about it, why don't you let them cheer you up? there's alcohol in the fridge, neither one of them have any plans for the next day...

and yeah, maybe the lines have always been a little blurry with the two of them. they've always been affectionate. shin flirts when she's drunk and atsuko tends to get a little handsy when she cuddles. kisses between friends aren't that weird, right? especially when those friends are dating each other. happily.

you've seen them walking around half naked on more than one occasion, nudity's not a big thing around the house (they've assured you), they're still adjusting to having someone else living there – but you're pretty sure that waking up between them without a scrap of clothing to be found anywhere is pushing that boundary just a little too far.

especially when you don't actually remember what you did with them, or much of anything after the first glass.

but any protests are smothered by indulgent, greedy tongues, and you're pulled back down to bed before you can slip away. they already told you, they don't have anywhere to be today, so just be a good girl and let shin eat out your pretty pussy, hm? then maybe you can lick atsu's.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

I am also the youngest but I am the favorite (as the one who has never gone to prison it’s not hard lmao) and I feel Pietro vibes hard but I think it’s more of “being a little fucking gremlin” that gives youngest vibes to me.

Also say the word and I’ll fight your brother for you. You’re awesome and deserve good things.

yk in retrospect any time ive hung out with people and ive been A Little Shit and i tell them im the youngest in my family they always say 'i can tell' so i think youre onto something

[maulfucker]

Yeah yeah jedi Maul au we've all seen him. But what about senator Maul au. Representing Dathomir, a neutral world like Mandalore that is still somewhat hostile to outsiders. Wearing fancy clothes that show a bit too much skin for the cold climate of Coruscant. Falling in hate at first sight with Padmé, the only other senator who brings a gun to the senate floor "just in case". The two of them having a weird rivalry because Maul doesn't trust the Jedi and is neutral in a lot of subjects that Padmé is a vocal defender of.