#I will also accept Gale
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Started playing Baldur's Gate a week ago and Karlach ma'am my face would make a lovely chair for that burning hot ass of yours PLEASEđđ
#I will also accept Gale#Wyll#and Astarion#WHY ARE THEY ALL SO HOT#I AM JUST A MAN!!!!!#Insomniac-talks àȘââŽââč
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my gun-loving, car guy, "i'm the straightest man i know" brother who just finished baldur's gate 3 talking about astarion:
#astarion#baldur's gate 3#we had a long conversation about the end of the game#mostly about astarion and karlach#he says he took multiple days to decide how to handle karlach's ending :`D#but i was just so amused by his reaction to astarion lol#he's like ''i loved my paladin's bromance with astarion! he's my best friend!'#and i was like ''oh that's nice i never even got out of neutral approval with him when i was playing paladin''#and he was like ''you can check characters' approval? o.O''#so while astarion was def his paladin's best friendâ i'm not so sure his paladin was astarion's best friend if you know what i mean đ#he was also unhappy that his character just let astarion run off at the end without trying to follow him and make sure he was okay#and at gale for making a snarky comment about it#he was like ''i should have let him ascend đ''#''if this was real life i wouldn't just let my friend run off like that!''#also: ftr despite my facetious description above let it be known that my brother is the kindest most accepting brother a dyke could ask for#he just also has a lot of stereotypical ''straight guy'' interests
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Came across this again for the first time in a while and â
Little Elf Prince:
Depressed Middle Aged Father Cat Dad:
Line Cook:
#thank you for coming to my ted talk#i will also accept Halsin for the depressed dad option#bg3#astarion ancunin#gale dekarios#enver gortash
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Queer As Folk â 1.05: Approaching the Line
#queer as folk#cinematv#filmtvcentral#userthing#smallscreensource#dailyflicks#userstream#mlmsource#usergay#userblorbo#lgbtedit#fyeahtv#dailytvfilmgifs#tvandfilm#you can see the way brian tenses in the first gif as this is a sore subject for him then he shrugs and is like 'whatever i don't care'#and yeah he doesn't but he also does cos it still hurts him that his parents won't accept him#and if they don't love him unconditionally then why would anyone else#shout out to gale's micro expressions the mvp's as usual#1x05#my gifs
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I bought Bloodweave candles from Planeshift Candles and I don't want them to know how much I love and obsess over their candles (we are mutuals) so now I'm yelling about it on tumblr instead of twitter SO!
Gale smells of like a . Sweet masculine cologne and Astarion smells citrusy (bergamot...) and I've been letting them perfume my room for the past few days and yall I'm just thinking about Gale's tent smelling like this đđđ
#i think gale sleeps in his own tent and astarion joins him in the dead of night like a cat#you know when cats scratch at the door and wander into your room and cuddle on the bed yeah like that#bloodweave scented room i am so happy#also i basically bought gale took a sniff and went well. headcanon accepted NWISBSJSJ#UGHHHH i needed to yell about my candles theyre so wonderful i love them so much#okay. i got it out of my system. cheers !#its currently oos so yall cant get it now but i def recommend it#im kind of a huge fan...#im so normal#okay thats all thank you for reading#bloodweave
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Guys do you think it was Bucky who gave Gale that aftershave? Bucky swears it's because it suits him but the truth is Bucky loves that scent so it was a selfish decision (also fuck off expensive!). Thats also a part of why he'a always in Buck's space - he needs to be close enough to smell it
Doesn't hurt that others (and Gale) like it
#also do you guys think Bucky finds it in Bucks locker aftet he goes mia and puts in on before going on the mission#i love the idea of bucky showing affection by giving gifts#and gales idea of affection is recieving them#can write an essay how bucky loves with his whole heart and for some people that can be Too Much#but not for Gale whos so love starved but finds it hard to accept help he accepts Johns love so easily#theyre obsessed with each other#but their broken pieces fit with each other so well#anywsy what was i on about#Gale likes to dress neat but i dont think he puts that much thought in his looks besides that#Bucky thinks Gales the prettiest thing on the planet sk he wants to dress him up like a doll#hence the aftershave and she blue neckerchief scarf thingy#clegan#mota
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when you post something mean about one of my faves this is what happens to me. this is what I look like
#'aki's ponytail is so ugly' 'viktor is ugly and malnourished' 'gale is so annoying'#stop.... STOP!!!!#gale gets it the worst for sure#like I don't understand why people dislike him lol#he's very charming and interesting even in your friendly route#also the aki topknot hate must stop#you must accept that he is handsome
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the bg3 fanbase is funny as fuck in a bad way for primarily shipping gale, who is the most garrulous man you can imagine, with astarion, whom gale goes "uh đ not really looking to talk with you man" at when prompted for conversation, and not with wyll, whose party admission gets a "gale approves" and then they proceed to compliment each other 24/7.
update: i think ship wars are stupid as fuck + this is about something very different. a very notable problem not just among the general bg3 and d&d fan circles but among certain fans of this sort of fantasy genre as a whole.
#succ speaks#gale also gets approval for demanding more than apologies from astarion when meeting him. and for saying bringing him was a mistake#also disapproval for accepting astarion's apologies. and for saying you trust him. like he HATES this cunt.#whereas wyll just BEING there gets gale a 'hehe <3 yay let's help the tieflings for him'#you also get gale approval for recruiting lae'zel and karlach! literally for just doing that!! astarion is the only one who DOESN'T#the baldur's gate 3 fanbase has such the fandom first-two-whiteboys shipping brain rot spell on them plus an ignore wyll at all costs curse#get well soon like honestly this is so sad and hasn't let up since ea#which is obvious in the way the writers treated astarion with notable favor and ignored will in story development since ea#anyways. gale is super funny about being annoying so i love him for it. he's like me in that way i think. his dumbass resurrection ritual.#idk the way wyll has clear story parallels with EVERY origin character (+ halsin!) and isn't even on the ship podium is a bit hashtag irkin#i've gone into depth about that with some real life besties but that'd be like. another post or a long addition to this one.#ugh.#balding gay tree
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I think a lot about how he's very circumspect about it but if you ask the right questions or make the wrong choices Gale will basically straight up tell you that the life and will of a god's Chosen is basically subsumed by the will of their god. That they have no choice but to obey. I especially think about it a lot when I think about the fact that Mystra was his teacher and mentor and he must have become one of her Chosen pretty young
#Gale dekarios#It's in how he talks about Elminster it's in what he says to Durge when he finds out they're a Bhaalspawn and if they accept Bhaal#All these hints or blatant statements that add up to a very nasty picture#Oh it's also in the gale origin specific Elminster interactions#bg3#Man the relationship thing is not great but I think this might be worse#Once it all comes together it's hard not to see all of the chosen in a different light#Esp when combined with the Orin transformation where she doesn't want to do it but Bhaal forces her#It's just bad from all angles!
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Fuck it what if not all ripped 6 pack abs. What then.
#honestly Halsin could have a bit more meat on him but I was really struggling with him so Iâm taking him as he is#I do not know how to draw Gale.#frankly though him looking like he wandered out of an illuminated manuscript is too funny to redraw him#I switched Laâzel and Astarionâs heights#(because yes everybodyâs height was taken from lining up the party from the composition screens to get their rough heights)#because itâs fucked up and evil that Astarion is not a short king and that Laâzel is only a little bit taller than Shadowheart#speaking of her I love big fuck off weight lifter Shadowheart and you canât stop me#Wyll is now no longer the only one wearing period appropriate(ish) braises because the weirdly modern underwear weirds me out#I based everybodyâs* body types off different Olympic athletes#*accept Gale because heâs a wizard and Halsin because I forgor#I settled on rock climber for Wyll because it felt the most fitting for him#Laâzel is a mix of runner/basketball player because Gith are supposed to be tall and thin but sheâs also one of the strongest party members#Astarion is a very dehydrated featherweight boxer#because again the man is short I will die on this hill itâs just the vibe#and finally Karlach is actually based on body builders but less in the superhero way and more in the.#has muscle but also really isnât eating enough or the right stuff#way#making her Laâzel and Astarion are the only ones who keep defined 6 packs#(Laâzel gets one because Gith are canonically thin and so presumably naturally very low in body fat)#(and also because it draws attention away from her not having a belly button)#(I understand in some birds/reptiles itâs where the yolk sac attached but also thatâs a cop out)#also she gets her facial scars from earlier versions because why the fuck doesnât she#her body is so messed up and her face looks like she stole it#sketchinâ#but only barely because I am not cleaning this up#Karlach and her scars AND tattoos can go back to hell
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Time for more eternal gales isat au, this time featuring Sier as Isabeau, creating a sprite I can never use next to Arisâ because despite my best efforts it would make them look tall
#keese draws#eternal gales#oc#oc art#isat#in stars and time#this one didnât take nearly as long as the aris one but I think I suffered for it more from the clothes alone#siffrin made me forget I suck at drawing clothes rip#this was also harder because of how much trickier it was to try and adapt siers design to feel fitting enough for my standards#they have a very stylized design compared to most of the others#I kind of took the lazy route out by keeping most of their original shapes in tact but itâs fine#sier in this au would serve the needed role of emotionally intelligent bestie who is also too scared to cross boundaries to do much#but despite this I do think theyâd actually get the suspicion quest in this au#mostly because mase is a furry artist not a nerd and sier would be more likely to look at aris and go bro. are you in a fucking timeloop.#it also differs in that aris doesnât yell at sier abt it instead looping before they can finish because she canât handle hearing them be#right on the money about this thing that she thought she was handling perfectly#she doesnât want to fail them she doesnât want them to realize sheâs failed them she doesnât want to be a burden she doesnât want them to#ârealizeâ theyâre better off without her#aris is Incredibly resistant to accepting help on most serious issues because shes convinced that itâs her responsibility to deal with it#by herself and that if she canât then sheâs a failure and worse than useless#I mean in canon eternal gales she literally loses her eye and arm because of that#in this au she just lost them how sif lost his eye but she still has. complexes abt all that.#but yeah sier also differs wildly from isa in many Many other ways as does the rest of the cast from their assigned characters#for sier they rly arenât the jock of the group at all instead being more of the guy who keeps the mood lighthearted at all times lest they#die of stress because the others havenât said anything in a whole 30 seconds#aka theyâre the self assigned peacekeeper who doesnât actually need to constantly keep the peace because no oneâs fighting but they still#feel like they need to so they dance and dance and dance for their friends until they collapse from exhaustion#metaphorically ofc#this is why theyâre both terrified to confront aris when she starts acting a bit fucked up but also why they still do sometimes anyways#they talk abt this a lil bit in their friend quest as they talk abt how they want to change but are scared to
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honestly the way this man can fool people into thinking him respectable just by turning vaguely to the side is downright impressive
#squirrel plays bg3#oc: petyr wildbrook#i also like how gale is like. two feet away in this grymforge scene and looks absolutely *miserable*#the wizard -who is wearing pretty much the least amount of metal in this scenario- looks like a drowned rat#meanwhile my guy over here is merely dusted with a light mist of the sexy-sweats#i'm beginning to accept that he's just hot and there's no helping that
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This game truly just traps you in the Astarion relationship track if you sleep with him once, huh. Lae'zel has the option to tell her you're "ending your fling" at any point after she propositions you (even if you haven't actually slept with her yet), plus the other companions will still be available to romance (for example if you have previously fucked Lae'zel they'll all ignore it and hit on you at the tiefling party), meanwhile Astarion is also meant to be "casual" but his romance bars you from getting hit on by the others AND he's un-dumpable for the like. Act and a half between you sleeping together and the confession. Get this man away from me I'm making puppy dog eyes at Gale through the bars of my enclosure.
#i feel like either the other companions should still flirt with u up until u accept Astarion's confession#(like how it is with Lae'zel) or you should be able to break it off with him before then#or Lae'zel's early romance should also bar u from dating other people?? y is fucking lae'zel not a big deal to them but fucking astarion is#did they just assume that astarion is so cool thay nobody would want to break up with him or something. because I do#LET ME BREAK UP WITH THE VAMPIRE UGHHHHH#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#astarion#astarion ancunin#lae'zel#gale dekarios
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velastra's ending... karlach died, lae'zel left, astarion ascended, gale died in act 1 after she cut his hand off, wyll broke his pact and fucked off, shadowheart killed her parents, raphael took over the hells, the emperor switched sides, and vel stabbed orpheus once they beat the netherbrain. but at least she overcame her dark urges!
#bg3 spoilers#bg3#pretty fitting for her to have the worldstate be a total mess but she and shadowheart can have a nice life together#i really think eventually they'd have to kill ascended astarion too#i approached it though as vel being very big on individual choices and self-determination#so like she wasn't gonna talk karlach out of accepting death#or persuade lae'zel to stay#or convince shadowheart to keep her parents alive out of sentimentality#or stop astarion from fulfilling his wishes#she'd obv let wyll choose but since u have to pick for him no WAY she would tell someone to stay in a pact like that#she wasn't resisting the durge yet when she met gale unfortunately lmao#she HATED the emperor's ass also she's VERY averse to being manipulated#lush.talk#oc: velastra dyrr
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Casper just be going around like "You are asexual! You are asexual! Everyone is asexual!"
#arcus and gale were too bored to figure out asexuality so casper became the gay god explaining sexualities and spectrums#asexual#demisexual#acception#acception webtoon#also ok- arcus seems to not care about labels but i really like the chapter when Casper was like so youre demi#lgbtq
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22. Gale
Gale has the saddest wettest puppy eyes imaginable, I always feel bad turning him down for anything LOL But I do it anyways bc Anattone has his hands full with Astarion
Just this other night, Gale wanted to talk, but by the time Anattone got to him (Astarion was trying to read a cursed book and that required supervision), all Gale had to say was âDonât let me drag you away. Enjoy yourself - you earned a night of revelry,â with a very resigned look
I know it was probably a bug because that line is what he says after you turn him down at the tiefling party, but I can imagine he meant it in this context too. Heâs just there every night at camp, wistfully watching Anattone not pay attention to him, being too nice to complain about it LOL
#Iâm sorry Gale I do like you a lot#I promise Iâll romance you when I get around to Prenâs run#I think Pren would adore Gale#wizard4wizard LOL#Gale#Gale Dekarios#I forget that these people have last names so many DnD characters donât have last names itâs easy to accept that they go by just âGaleâ#or whatever#Baldurâs Gate 3#BG3#my art#Draw Anything At All October#also Gale you deserve better than Anattone tbh LOL
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