#Insomniac-talks જ⁀➴₊⊹

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I DON'T SEE ENOUGH APPRECIATION FOR VENDETTA AND DEATH ISLAND LEON!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL OLDER BABYGIRLS WITH LONGER HAIR AND STUBBLE, MY WET CATS, MY MEOW MEOWS!!!!! LET ME PUT MY FACE BETWEEN THEM TITTIES AND MOTORBOAT HIM AS HE SIPS HIS WHISKEY BECAUSE GOOD GOD CLEARLY IM THE ONLY ONE WILLING TO!!!!!!!

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˚ ༘ ೀ⋆.˚જ⁀➴ Can’t You Just Sleep?

Pairing: Spencer Reid x insomniac!Reader

Summary: You had a dream that gave you anxiety and Spencer wants to comfort you by talking it out.

Warnings: Reader is kind of rude at one point (just sleepy w no tone control, i prommy), Reader’s mom also sucks.

Tags: this one’s actually a story y’all 🤞🏻, Reader has hair that goes past her ears. also this is incredibly self-indulgent because i literally had these dreams last night.

Word Count: 500

You wake up sweaty, feeling like you can’t quite catch your breath. Next to you, Spencer stirs, his arm draping around your waist.

“You okay?” he asks, his voice thick and gravelly with sleep.

“Yeah,” you say softly, scooting closer to him. “Just had a really weird dream.”

He hummed, his fingers dancing along your spine. “Tell me about it?”

You smile wistfully, moving your head so that you’re looking at his face. “No thanks. It’s too silly.”

He grinned, pulling you by your hips so that you’re flush against him. “I love silly things.”

You sigh, looking down until your forehead connects with his chest. “You were just, like, really mad at me. And, like, I clearly fucked up, you know? Like, big time. But I don’t actually know what I did wrong.”

He kissed the top of your head, moving his hand up towards your shoulder, then back down in slow, rubbing movements. “I think I know why.”

You pout. “You only get to tell me if you’re not profiling me.”

“I’m not, I promise.”

“Fine.”

“You were talking to your mom yesterday.” He said.

“Yeah, and?” You took a deep breath, letting yourself calm down as he talks.

He pushed your hair behind your ear, his thumb tapping on your cheek. “Well, I know she makes you feel that way, and often.”

“You are profiling me.” You roll your eyes. “I knew it.”

“No, I’m not. I’m just saying that the way you were feeling when you went to sleep may have influenced your dreams.”

“Yeah, well, if you know so much, why did I dream about a merman getting stuck under a shipping container, then?” You snap, pulling away.

He chuckled. “A shipping container?”

You realize how pathetic you sound, but you continue anyway.

“Yeah. It fell off a cargo ship,” you say, as if it were obvious.

“I see.” He paused, grabbing your hand. “Were you a merman in this scenario?”

“I was a mermaid. You know, for someone who’s supposedly a genius, you know very little about the sexual dimorphism of faeries,” you joke, intertwining your fingers with him.

He smiled. “You got me there.”

“I also had a dream that I was a bridesmaid and it was really hot, and I had to walk up a hill. And I was already in my dress and makeup and had my hair done. It was so sweaty.” You smile, moving flush against him again.

“Who’s wedding was it?” He asked, bringing a hand to your hip.

“I don’t know. I just know that another bridesmaid was trying to get courted.”

“Courted?”

“Yeah, she used that exact word. I was like, ‘You can worry about getting courted tomorrow, lady. Today is her wedding.’ but I don’t know who I was defending.” Your eyes begin to feel heavy, so you close them, nuzzling his chest.

“Getting tired?” He asked, wrapping his arm around your waist.

“So tired.”

“Sleep,” he said softly, kissing the top of your head.

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Owning a cat is so silly, like girl why are you screaming? Why do you cry and wail? Oh you want to be pet while you eat that's why you were yelling for 3 minutes straight, okay, I thought like the world was ending my bad bbg

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NEW PUPPY AND HYBRID READER X LEON CONTENT COMING SOON MY BABYGIRLS STAY TUNED!!! υ´• ﻌ •`υ

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Local little guy leaves the house to have fun with friends for two days comes home with horrendous throat pain, scientists shocked to find out it was not caused by sucking penis </3

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Culling some of my super duper older followers cause this blog has been up for YEARS and some people don't use tumblr anymore feels so mean like I'm helping fix my reach but at what cost :((((

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blog theme might change again soon ourghhhhh stay tuned

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Mental image of me shaking all over like I’m going through drug withdrawals but it’s just the urge to spend more money (I don’t have) on useless things while online shopping

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Started playing Baldur's Gate a week ago and Karlach ma'am my face would make a lovely chair for that burning hot ass of yours PLEASE🙏🙏

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When you send things 2 my inbox this is who answers them btw

This is how I look at it :3

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y'all remind me to switch banks ASAP once my paypal is fixed these mfers taking my money from comms what the heck is this (╥﹏╥)

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Haii bee! :3 i saw u play overwatch and was wondering what ur main is! i play overwatch aswell! i main junkrat ＼(￣▽￣)／ Hes so babygirl :> <3

Haiiiii :3 I’m a Cass, Ashe, and Kiri main!!!!! I’ve dabbled in Mercy, Widow, Sombra, Moira, Zen and Baptiste as well (▰˘◡˘▰) I love playing support but at what cost

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Accidentally opened The Sims instead of Overwatch maybe this is a sign

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Are there any foods you dislike? :0

Like I don't like bell peppers, but it's cuz I ate them too much as a kid and now I'm so icked out by em >.<

But I also don't like basil bc I just hate the taste,,

BUT ALSO an actually food food I don't like might be uhhhh raw fish or mussels for example,, even though I love seafood! Just depends!

Omg also what are your thoughts on pickles....

OMG AND!? I'm so curious, do you like the "fat" on meat?? I've always hated it n still hate it 😭 the texture grosses me out so bad and even tho ppl say it gives things "flavor" I feel as though I'm being lied to,,

- Your (curious) Sunshine ☀️🧡

I refuse to eat anything with MAYO OR CORIANDER!!! I hate that shit!!!!! Why do you taste like that!!!!!!! I am an avid basil lover but ONLY on pizza. That’s it. I can’t do raw fish as a texture and taste it’s just so bleh and I’ll only have cooked fish if it’s prepared in a specific way.

Never had a pickle, but I like cucumbers so mayhaps there is a chance I will like them???

I LOVEEEEE THE FAT ON MEATTTT!!! It’s one of the best bits for me I’m not even gonna LIE I will take the piece of meat with the CHUNKIEST bit of fat on it I am so bad with it man ugrfjjjjbb

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‘Artemis loves deer’

Dang right look at these little sillies

They’re so baby I adore them

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I need to start writing for Joel again I miss my old man 😔😔