#I will NEVER flirt with you!
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gosh, I miss flirting and being mushy with someone
#it is still early evening. it is TOO early to be yearning.#this isn’t like an advertisement for flirting or anything don’t worry#I will NEVER flirt with you!#I am just the legally required sad uncle guy on here#and not the weird kind. the kind that’ll let you have a sip of their beer or drive you to the mall#or whatever I dunno I’m getting too deep into this#ugh calling myself an uncle makes me feel old…#…and then I remember I actually am an uncle and my sister has kids#don’t call me uncle. you can call me dad. but like step-dad. the kind that just wants you to think they’re cool#also I wanna kiss your mom#no but really how is your mom doing? how’s her butt? what’s her butt doin?#im a little tired so please I’m gonna ramble a bit#what was I talking about?#oh yeah… YEARNING!#I want to be mushy!#just wanna send someone a picture of two kitties with funny little hats and say ‘me n you’#me n who?!?#could be you? 😘#NO! that’s what this whole post is about! it could NOT be you! keep it professional#I don’t want to make my mutuals annoyed with me by making them think I’m flirting with them#why am I talking about all of this? this is dumb#sorry I’m just sitting in this car in a parking lot waiting for my bro to get out of school#which… shit… is pretty soon. guess I need to stop zoning out#uhhhh sooo…. kiss kiss kiss#and I love you forever#goodbye I guess#you can ignore this#text
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There's nothing to be nervous about. The curtains are closed, the servants sent home. Even the planets and stars are blindfolded.
#interview with the vampire#iwtvedit#loustat#otp: all my love belongs to you#my edit#my gifs#this might be hotter than the little drink actually#i mean that's a lie nothing is hotter than the little drink but like... god#the hard eye contact while undressing... lestat telepathically flirting and calling louis pretty......#after they've spent months lusting after one another in secret#yeah i am never going to be normal about this
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i want the whole SEASON of bucktommy
i want buck being wooed - flowers and being taken out and a little protective hand on the small of his back
i want to hear all the soft ways tommy can say evan and the look on buck's face when he does
i want to see them at tommy's karaoke trivia place because holy shit buck would love it (and didnt oliver say that we're getting buck singing this season cause uhhhhh)
i love that this is such a fling, such a happy thing for buck - he is finally feeling that puzzle piece click into place and it is freeing
and i cant wait to see all the small ways we see that play out!!!
let buck be happy challenge 2k24!!!!
#i'll never shut up about this i fear#i am just SO happy to see a happy bi!buck exploring what his feelings mean!!#just getting to be!! and grow!! and flirt and have FUN!!!#god that euphoria when you realize that its okay that you dont have to choose you can just *be*#its so fucking real and i cant believe i get to see it through the eyes of my favorite character#is this?? real life??#fuck me up man#otp: better ways to get your attention#bucktommy#kinkley#tuck#?#evan buckley#tommy kinard#911 spoilers#911 abc#911 on abc#im just so fucking shook i cant believe it#its REAL#em speaks#mine
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again idk if this has been said before but i love the lucanis approval when you're going after zara and illario meets you half way. lucanis is trying to get him to fuck off but illario ignores him and addresses rook, flirts w them, tells them that they should let him give them a tour. and when they also tell him to fuck off cause their honey said so, lucanis likes it. he follows up with "this isn't your job, there's no one you can charm into dropping their guard". and idk it kind of reminds me of the comment lucanis makes during the coffee date cutscene where he says smth along the lines of "even before i was captured, most things were determined for me" and adding that w the implication of illario absolutely hating when attention isn't on him paired with his resentment toward lucanis for being their grandmother's favorite AND lucanis telling emmerich that he "doesn't have illario's gift for flirting" like idk i imagine illario poaching any person he sensed lucanis had even a passing interest in just cause he's a spiteful mf
so here "there's no one you can charm" = "this one is mine, they won't fall for it"
i just think the mutual possessiveness is neat :)
#datv#datv spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#what makes it even better is that at this point the flirting has hardly gone anywhere#so lucanis is deep in the 'afraid to want you' phase#but i think this small exchange and then taking out zara and THEN dealing w spite again#and then assuring lucanis he's still a baddie and u want him biblically#all happening in rapid succession is when he's like forced to reckon that he's also down atrocious for rook#and allows himself to almost kiss them#again idk if this has been said before i hardly have time to look at the tag cause im too busy staring at a wall thinkin abt him#man who never got to live his own life finally bags a 10/10 and acts like an unattended small dog in a parked car when someone walks past
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Will Byers is flirty and he's a smug son of a bitch about it too. Don't let anyone tell you different. Because what the fuck is this.
Look at his smug little smile. He knows what he did.
#byler flirting#will byers#i know what you are#is manizer a thing#like womanizer but gay#he'd get all the bitches(men) if it was accepted and i stand by that#he pulls (hypothetical)#stranger things#byler#will byers dynamic#oh i'm so cute i'm so innocent i'm so sweet i've never dated anyone#don't try and fool me#you are the son of joyce byers you've got some moves and you weaponize them
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#i think i ran out of material then suddenly my archives are no longer redundant and the cycle never dies.#ive had a lot of these in waiting for a day they're useful and mannn. depends on how you see these posts.#honkai star rail#hsr aventurine#hsr dr ratio#hsr aventio#hsr ratiorine#hsr firefly#hsr trailblazer#hsr stelle#hsr sampo#hsr black swan#hsr sparkle#i don't know if i actually ship this or not but SPARKLE WAS MAD FUCKING FLIRTING and the dynamic is hilarious#hsr black sparkle#hsr swan sparkle#personally i think dark spark sounds good but thats too out of balance for common ship names rip#hsr march 7th#MARCH WTF DOES THAT MEAN AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE YOU SAY THAT#hsr misha#hsr himeko#hsr dan heng#hsr silver wolf#hsr natasha#hsr serval#hsr servasha#this is like my 3rd top fav ship in this game and my fav rare pair because i don't understand why its rare#hi3 kiana kaslana#ggz raiden mei (I think)#gi lumine
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arthur being able to feel merlins magic whenever he uses it bc it makes him feel all warm and tingly and at first he's stumped about it and goes to morgana for advice bc hello?? merlin makes him feel weird?? and its only merlin. it only happens when he's around. it's gotta be his fault. and morgana is like "lol nerd you like him" and he's like "oh fuck" bc he has the emotional intelligence of a walnut and begins to notice the warm and fuzzy feeling grows stronger the closer merlin is and is like "welp. im screwed" and then a magic reveal later and arthur notices the feeling happens whenever merlin uses magic and he's like "oh. thank god." and finally realizes the feeling was merlin's magic, not that arthur has feelings for him. it becomes the new norm and then merlin is dressing him for the day and makes a stupid joke before ducking arthur's hand that was going to cuff his ear, he laughs and walked around behind arthur and the warm, fuzzy feeling returns and he's like "stop. no cheating." and merlin is confused and arthur's like "i can feel you using magic, idiot. remember?" and merlin is like "i'm not using magic tho" and arthur scoffs like "alright, sure, whatever you say."
THIS becomes the new norm of merlin and arthur bantering and then arthur accusing him of using magic and merlin insisting that he isn't. then finally the feeling happens when merlin is staring directly at arthur, comforting him in a moment of vulnerability, and arthur can see his eyes remain blue but he feels as he normally does when merlin uses magic. he still accuses merlin of using magic but merlin just rolls his eyes and once again insists that he isn't, arthur can literally see when he uses magic bc his eyes flash gold. did they flash gold just now? hm? did they arthur? arthur then rebuts "then why did i feel all warm and fuzzy?" and merlin blinks thrice before grinning like the cat who caught the canary. he won't tell arthur about his feelings for merlin, he'll let him flounder for a bit. it's always fun to watch him be an idiot and as much as he wants to kiss his stupid face bc finally (finally) his feelings are reciprocated, it's enough for now to know that arthur feels the same. arthur is infuriated that merlin won't tell him. merlin is highly amused at his stupid not yet boyfriend
#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#magic reveal#stupid x stupid#merlin finds arthur's stupidity amusing as if they are not two halves of a whole idiot#idiots in love#arthur my lil himbo how i adore you#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#merlin begins to flirt with arthur but never admits to it bc he hopes it’ll push him toward the truth#it does as arthur starts to notice that yeah no merlin ISN’T using magic when he feels all warm and fuzzy around him#like two months later merlin and arthur are chilling in his chambers#(merlin polishing arthur’s armor and arthur pretending to be reading reports but he’s actually just staring at merlin)#the room is silent beside the crackling fire and the cloth on metal#finally arthur just goes ‘/ohhhhh/‘ and merlin snorts#‘finally figured it out?’#then they kiss and maybe cuddle and perhaps fall asleep in arthur’s bed#or they fuck#who knows
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Sorry your crush is oblivious Qiu, better luck next time!
(Fake screenshots! These are fan made based on incorrect quotes and not in the game)
#ol2#olnf#qiu lin#our life now and forever#our life qiu#fan edit#not canon!#olnf mc#incorrect quotes#this is my second attempt at making these! there's still some errors and improvements to make but i think it looks ok!#sorry qiu you'll have to spell it out for them if you want to get past her dumbassery#mcs who can't read signals for the win!#she's gonna jolt awake like 5 years later when they're already dating and be like OH YOU WERE FLIRTING-#nova my beloved never change <3
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stop saying "Kaz would be jealous and possessive over Inej if he thought she and Tolya liked each other" no he wouldn't! Kaz isn't like that! He defends Inej's freedom, autonomy, and desires at every single turn in the books. He spends the entire duology pining over her and yet gives her every single chance he possibly can to walk out of his life forever if she wants. It's the foundational cornerstone of their entire relationship! It's why they work in the first place!
literally the only Crow who does petty jealousy is Wylan and that's that on that, folks
#six of crows#shadow and bone#s&b#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#kanej#wylan van eck#jesper fahey#wylan hendriks#wesper#otp: on the seas and in the city#otp: you can't kiss me from down there#(even if Kaz WAS jealous he'd never act on it. see: how he reacts to thinking about Jesper and Nina being able to hug Inej when he can't)#I am dead serious about Wylan being the jealous Crow though lol#Matthias thinks that he 'has no right' to think about what Nina did at the White Rose#Inej is super chill with Jesper having a crush on Kaz#and the rest of them are too busy pining and/or aggressively flirting to cover up their pining to worry about being jealous
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#this guy is soooo normal about a cute boy talking to his platonic best bro#THE WAY HE JUST SULKS WHENEVER MONTY SHOWS UP#FROM THE MOMENT NIKO SAYS ‘oh he can definitely see edwin ;)’ CHARLES IS LIKE I FUCKING HATE THIS KID#AND HE JUST STEPS IN FRONT OF EDWIN TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF AND THEN JUST SPENDS THE REST OF THE SCENE SO PISSY#HES SO MAAAAAAAAD#JUST FUCKING POUTING AND GIVING A STINK FACE#he is never ever pissy towards someone who isn’t posing imminent risk to ppl he loves like esther cat king david night nurse etc#but the immediate rage towards monty just UGH#jealous charles means so much to me bc it’s openly stated how jealous edwin is but like edwin gets to make charles jealous back it’s so goo#and no it’s not the same with the cat king ok the cat king is a fucking predator#that’s not jealously that’s protectiveness#and i’m sure some jealously bc someone flirting with edwin but it’s not the same it’s a grown ass man being a fucking creep to his person#i desperately want crystal to take charles aside & go#‘you know that behaviour when someone is flirting with your best friend isn’t normal platonic behaviour right’#i need season 2 and i will not give up on her#charles rowland#edwin payne#monty the crow#yeet my deet#dead boy detectives#dbda#dbdshow#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#revive dead boy detectives#dbd4ratch#yeet my deebd#payneland#described
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Tuesday is chuu day! (x)
#more haniwa redraws because i am Sick and Twisted#duck scribbles#i might as well remake the entire mv atp but no editor </3#i wanted to put a part of the lyrics in the caption but they all give me secondhand embarrassment im sorry#actually drawing this in general also did. i think ill need a while to recover#enstars#midoyuzu#yuzumido#midori takamine#yuzuru fushimi#ensemble stars#tori voice if youre gonna flirt in here at least lock the door#ignore the fact its still monday its tuesday somewhere else in the world#anyways have you seen the new profiles. they did that for me specifically i think im never getting over it#hes studying painting..... im so proud of her...........#also read the fuyume midori story its rly cute :'] disaster mentor and little brat princess#regardless. back to finals hell i go </3
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[Detective Conan]
#detective conan#case closed#meitantei conan#my own post#aesthetic#art#anime#1996#90s anime#90s vintage#future funk#retro#he is sooo badass😭#anime nostalgia#nostalgiacore#skateboarding#skate#skate or die#i have never skated actually#not like that ofc#you know#maybe just flirting with some skater guy back in 2012#dcmk
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I think the dynamic of Steve being so fucking stupidly gone on Eddie Munson and Eddie not noticing because he's trying to not think abt Steve like that "because Steve is straight and his friend and he can't go there (he goes there, he crushes so hard but he will deny)" is so underappreciated
Like so many fics paint Steve as this himbo and he is! He is our lovable himbo! But just
Let him look at the rat feral man that Eddie Munson is and be like "i want this man's dick in me ASAP" and being so obvious abt it
Confident in his sexuality and determined to get what he wants Steve Harrington just flirting with Eddie and, sure, being a cringe fail loser abt it, but like HE'S SO OBVIOUS
Everybody knows he wants that dick EXCEPT Eddie
Steve is in misery, in hell, by this point he thinks that either Eddie isn't into him or just is letting him down
And Eddie thinks he is the one in misery because Steve is just always there™ and trying to be his friend and is so hot™ and jOkIngLy flirting with him and he wants to kiss him so bad but "stevie is straight and totally not into him guys :(("
Robin is just laughing at them "this world is so lucky you two can't have biological children together, because let me tell you, these kids would be so dumb"
#i just like bi steve being in misery and dramatic abt it#and im a eddie is so fucking dumb when recognizing someone he likes is flirting with him truther#he just thinks they're friendly or smh and just never considers that they like him back#he's so stupidly oblivious but so hot - steve harrington at some point probably#steve harrington looking at eddie munson doing something so dumb Robin is feeling secondhand embarrassment:#'i cant belive i have to fuck him'#robin with disgust: 'you really dont have to'#steve: no im gonna#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#stranger things
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If Adar had tried to flirt his way into defeating Sauron instead of besieging Eregion
Adar, looking at Celebrimbor: Your forge is grander and better equipped than any of Fëanor's have ever been. In see in you all of his greatness and talent but few of his flaws. And your smile is warmer than any fire and lights up any room-
Annatar, jaw twitching: Celebrimbor, he is clearly-
Celebrimbor, with literal anime heart eyes towards Adar, waving Annatar off: No no, please, let him speak...
(inspired by this post and reblog by @ivorybilledwoodpecker and @saraptor)
#galadriel elrond and gil-galad standing on the sidelines both relieved and horrified that this shit is working every. single. time.#sauron may be the Great Deceiver but Adar is the Greatest Flirt and that easily cancels out the deception#the stories will later say “no blood was shed that day” (except for sauron who spontaneously combusted in sheer fury)#i am still kinda sad we never had Brimby and Adar meet tbh can you tell?#(non serious question but what would their ship name even be? Adarimbor? Celebradar??)#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#trop crack#trop#the rings of power#spoilers#(kinda?)#adar#adar trop#adar the rings of power celebrimbor#annatar#sauron#funny#humor#queue
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I've never met anyone like you. LOVE FOR LOVE'S SAKE (2024) Episode 4
#love for love's sake#love for love's sake the series#love supremacy zone#myung ha x yeo woon#lee tae vin#cha joo wan#melgifs#is this flirting? yes#but it's more than that too#it's yeowoon saying: “i'm starting to like something i didn't before (me) because you like it and show me all the beautiful things about it#also “i've never met anyone like you” (read: someone who gives a damn about me) </3
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(wips) who here likes serijose or joserei!!! *exactly three ppl in the crowd cheer*
#this is what a lack of new mp100 content is doing to me... im i feel like im digging into crumbs#YES i know joseph and reigen have never even spoken to each other but just think of the compatibility between them!!!#they both uhh smoke?? or at least reigen used to... anyway theyre both bad at their jobs and have similar smuggish personalities...#yea thats all i got sorry#i like to think they met when reigen was still working at the water cooler company... in fact maybe they where coworkers even... huh huh#actually that reijose belongs with a compilation im making where reigen flirts with like every man in mp100...#you could call it a hoe down throw down if you will#now what the hell do i tag these ships as#mp100#mob psycho 100#my art#mp100 joseph#serizawa katsuya#reigen arataka#serijose#???#joseseri#????????#reijose#joserei#fuck i dont know!!!!#wips#cw smoking
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