#I was trying to sleep

[dovewingkinnie]

if you set fireworks off after the 4th late at night i hope those fireworks fly right into you and explode you

[a-timely-problem]

Overheard at the BAU

JJ, giving a press conference: "On a sidenote, to the person that decided to drive past my house and honk at 3 am, fuck you!"

Hotch, trying to do damage control: "She doesn't mean that!"

Emily, stepping up: "Seriously, whatever our unsub did, your fate will be much worse!"

Emily, grumpy: "waking us up at 3. Who raised you?"

Hotch, looking at the reporters: "She means that... so good luck."

[shake-this-poet-out-of-the-beast]

I accidently read wu ming as uwu ming and now I cant unsee it

[lunarrosette]

Y’all I’m feeling so normal abt nark rn y’all don’t even understand

[foolish-edworm]

okay why is my brain working overtime rn im literally so exhausted girl (gender neutral). like. i dont have the physical energy for all this mental energy you're putting out right now what the fuck.

[cold--carnage]

neighbor upstairs is hitting the floor or wall a lot :((

[ssuibian]

just remembered that the first time i shared a fic (on tumblr) i got an angry anon in my ask telling me to learn how to set up dialogue properly and i was like “okay but how” and they replied with a whole post off-anon explaining everything that was wrong

bless you wherever you are now, it taught me a lot

[newtness532]

they renovated my gym and now im even less excited about going back 😬👍

[milftrickster]

Do people who build uni accomodation purposefully make the doors as loud as physically possibly

[lifblogs]

Loki, Alley has the high ground.

[thistaleisabloodyone]

Man, it sure would be nice to get a nice night's sleep tonight, after I had to deal with water coming through the wall and flooding my carpet. I really fucking hope the goddamn window well doesn't flood too so there's water coming through the window and the wall.

[reminem69]

this motherfucker, im just trying to sleep and hea got me laughing about tits

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Also if anyone is curious, this was me the entire time tonight as the texting between parents and aunty went down:

[skunkshnat]

I've done nothing but listen to my playlist while laying down with my eyes closed for an hour or longer and now it all feels wobbly ig?

[canonkiller]

so gaze upon this wretched thing and know that it is love

[haellen-o]

Spoder on face pls send prayers