#I was trying to sleep

[dovewingkinnie]

if you set fireworks off after the 4th late at night i hope those fireworks fly right into you and explode you

[a-timely-problem]

Overheard at the BAU

JJ, giving a press conference: "On a sidenote, to the person that decided to drive past my house and honk at 3 am, fuck you!"

Hotch, trying to do damage control: "She doesn't mean that!"

Emily, stepping up: "Seriously, whatever our unsub did, your fate will be much worse!"

Emily, grumpy: "waking us up at 3. Who raised you?"

Hotch, looking at the reporters: "She means that... so good luck."

[thebeingmerf]

I hate silverfish I hate hate HATE silverfish I hate silverfish fhdgdjdjfjkfgggdddd yes the little Minecraft shits are annoying but I mean the REAL ones I HATE the real silverfish I hate them so much

[shake-this-poet-out-of-the-beast]

I accidently read wu ming as uwu ming and now I cant unsee it

[lunarrosette]

Y’all I’m feeling so normal abt nark rn y’all don’t even understand

[foolish-edworm]

okay why is my brain working overtime rn im literally so exhausted girl (gender neutral). like. i dont have the physical energy for all this mental energy you're putting out right now what the fuck.

[cold--carnage]

neighbor upstairs is hitting the floor or wall a lot :((

[ssuibian]

just remembered that the first time i shared a fic (on tumblr) i got an angry anon in my ask telling me to learn how to set up dialogue properly and i was like “okay but how” and they replied with a whole post off-anon explaining everything that was wrong

bless you wherever you are now, it taught me a lot

[newtness532]

they renovated my gym and now im even less excited about going back 😬👍

[milftrickster]

Do people who build uni accomodation purposefully make the doors as loud as physically possibly

[lifblogs]

Loki, Alley has the high ground.

[thistaleisabloodyone]

Man, it sure would be nice to get a nice night's sleep tonight, after I had to deal with water coming through the wall and flooding my carpet. I really fucking hope the goddamn window well doesn't flood too so there's water coming through the window and the wall.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Also if anyone is curious, this was me the entire time tonight as the texting between parents and aunty went down:

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[skunkshnat]

I've done nothing but listen to my playlist while laying down with my eyes closed for an hour or longer and now it all feels wobbly ig?

[canonkiller]

so gaze upon this wretched thing and know that it is love