#I was trying to sleep

[dovewingkinnie]

if you set fireworks off after the 4th late at night i hope those fireworks fly right into you and explode you

[a-timely-problem]

Overheard at the BAU

JJ, giving a press conference: "On a sidenote, to the person that decided to drive past my house and honk at 3 am, fuck you!"

Hotch, trying to do damage control: "She doesn't mean that!"

Emily, stepping up: "Seriously, whatever our unsub did, your fate will be much worse!"

Emily, grumpy: "waking us up at 3. Who raised you?"

Hotch, looking at the reporters: "She means that... so good luck."

[thebeingmerf]

I hate silverfish I hate hate HATE silverfish I hate silverfish fhdgdjdjfjkfgggdddd yes the little Minecraft shits are annoying but I mean the REAL ones I HATE the real silverfish I hate them so much

[shake-this-poet-out-of-the-beast]

I accidently read wu ming as uwu ming and now I cant unsee it

[lunarrosette]

Y’all I’m feeling so normal abt nark rn y’all don’t even understand

[carnage-cathedral]

neighbor upstairs is hitting the floor or wall a lot :((

[foolish-edworm]

okay why is my brain working overtime rn im literally so exhausted girl (gender neutral). like. i dont have the physical energy for all this mental energy you're putting out right now what the fuck.

[newtness532]

they renovated my gym and now im even less excited about going back 😬👍

[milftrickster]

Do people who build uni accomodation purposefully make the doors as loud as physically possibly

[thistaleisabloodyone]

Man, it sure would be nice to get a nice night's sleep tonight, after I had to deal with water coming through the wall and flooding my carpet. I really fucking hope the goddamn window well doesn't flood too so there's water coming through the window and the wall.

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Also if anyone is curious, this was me the entire time tonight as the texting between parents and aunty went down:

[skunkshnat]

I've done nothing but listen to my playlist while laying down with my eyes closed for an hour or longer and now it all feels wobbly ig?

[canonkiller]

so gaze upon this wretched thing and know that it is love

[marciaillust]

almost blown out bsky / twt / ig

[greenbergsays]

I'm going to say something that will make sense to the Fandom Olds and will probably be slightly controversial to the younger crowds, but I'm going to say it anyways

TPTB becoming increasingly aware of fandom and fanfiction over the past two-ish decades and thus, the spawning of the expectation of your ship going canon has ruined fandom a little bit

I mean, fandom does a great job of ruining itself a lot of the time, but this idea that a ship isn't "real" or "valid" if it isn't canon

or the idea that one ship is superior to the other because one is canon and the other isn't?

it's absolutely bananas

I grew up in an era of fandom where characters didn't even have to be from the same media source to ship them. I mean, do you know how many BtVS/HP crossover fics I read back in the early 2000s???

That shit was never gonna be canon, but we had fun with it, anyways

Like. Yeah, a lot of fanon speculation is bullshit, but it always has been and always will be. You have hundreds and/or thousands of people riffing off each other, the observations and the meta will always be deeper than what TPTB intended, and that's okay! That's what makes it fun!

I just think more people would be a lot happier in their fandom experiences if they realized that fandom is supposed to be an escape instead of a crusade