#i need to sleep but I needed uwu ming more

[mingis-lightbulb]

What about mingi + Yandere + “let me take care of you” ?

Love your works and I think this could be a good idea

OOOOO I THINK YOU JUST HELP ME COME UP WITH AN IDEA FOR MY MINGI FIC!

Also thank you! That means a lot to me uwu

Most of the inspo for this came from The Real and this might be the universe I use to write this upcoming Mingi Fic

Also Mingi is more of a soft yandere. Since I plan to make this into a full length fic/series at one

Mostly Ming x Reader, but hints at Ot8 x reader

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"Y/n Please. Tell me what's wrong."

You sigh as you close your locker, Mingi was not letting up at all. You had made the mistake of wearing shorts today, so the bruises you had gotten the day before were on full display and the male would not stop pestering you about it at all.

"Mingi No-"

"Y/n look at yourself! You're hurt! Why won't you tell me!?" Mingi yells following behind you as you walked away. You shook your head, "Mingi I can deal with this myself." "Obviously not Y/n!" Mingi groaned obviously getting irritated with your lack of words.

Mingi was a new student at the Academy and he was already on the radar of many of the popular people at the school. He was an attractive, tall male who made his mark on the school by standing up to ATZ, a group that basically ran the school. He was wanted by everyone, but to you, he was just your bubbly best friend. He never showed the intimidating side to you, just the side that was too embarrassed to say he needed help on his homework, the one that trips over his own laces when he forgets to tie them.

"Y/n I know you hear me!"

You sigh and continue to ignore the male and walk to your next class, letting out a squeak of surprise when Mingi trapped you between him and the lockers. He looked down at you with a serious expression on his face.

"Just tell me dammit! You know I can dea-"

"I get beat up because of you, Mingi."

Your words stunned him, he was at a loss for words and the only word that could come out was "What?.." You ended up pushing past him and heading to your class allowing the words to repeat in the male's head.

"I get beat up because of you Mingi.."

This only fueled his drive to protect you even more. Mingi noticed from the first day he bumped into you, and you squeaked out an apology and quickly left. To when the two of you were assigned together for an assignment. He knew that you needed to be protected, to be loved, and have someone care for you because it was obvious that you were doing it alone.

Mingi let out a sigh of frustration as he leaned against the locker, he watched as students went by, a conversation peeking his interest.

"Ugh.. I can't stand that little bitch."

"She thinks she's better because she's friends with Mingi. "

"Right! And it seems like no matter what we do she still is beside him everyday."

"Maybe we should rough her up worse than usually, making break something?"

"Ooo!~ I like the way you think-"

Mingi snatched the two by their bookbags, "Say what you said again?" They were about to curse at him until they realized who he was, 'Who the fuck do you think you ar- Oh Mingi! What can we do-"

"Don't. You have 1 minute to say what you said or I'm dragging you by your hair to the principals office." He threatened earning looks of fear from them.

"Well none of the girls like y/n. They think she's stuck up, so we always bully and beat her up before and after school to see if she learns a lesson." One says fearfully.

"Minyoung is the leader or the posse! She's the one who makes us all do it!" The second one says.

Mingi glares at both of them before releasing their bookbags, "Sleep with one eye open." He says blankly before walking away.

He pulls out his phone and texts in a chat.

"Hey. Joong, who's at school today."

"Everyone, but only San and Seonghwa will be free after school. Why?"

"I need a favor. A big one."

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After school, you sighed as you walked out of your class of the day, getting ready to head home when you were dragged by your bookbag into an empty classroom.

Minyoung was standing there with a baseball bat in her hands, a scowl on her face. "I thought we said for you to stay away from Mingi, y/n?" You backed away from her only to get held by two of her lackeys.

"I did! He came towards me! I can't help him coming up to me!" You yell in fear seeing her come closer with the bat. You recognized it as San's.

San was a friend of Mingi, and a member of ATZ, he was also someone who liked hanging around you for no damn reason. He was also a reason why there was a target on your head. San was another fine male and the girls were all crazy about him. You just wanted to attend school, it's not your fault that they wanted to be your 'friend'

"First Mingi, then Sannie? When are you going to leave our men alone?" Minyoung smirks before winding back the bat. "Looks like we have to hurt you more than I planned~"

She swung and hit you on your left leg, where a bruise was already formed. You cried out and dropped to your knees, the pain shooting through your entire body. "please I don't even want them! They're just my friends!"

"that's the problem! You're friends with them! You're taking the attention away from girls who actually want them you skank!" Minyoung yells swinging the bat again this time hitting your back.

Minyoung didn't stop swinging, she nearly hit every part of your body. There was beginning to be blood on the end of the bat. She then lifted your chin up with the bat. "This is our final warning. Stay away from them and fuck off!" She growled before swinging once again and landing a hit clean across the face.

You could've sworn you felt something break, but you fell to the ground. Pain filled groans leaving your body as the group surrounded you laughing.

Suddenly one of the other girls quickly came running over.

"Minny! Minny quick you need to stop!"

Minyoung rolled her eyes, "What are you feeling sorry for the bitch? Are you?!" She yelled pointing San's bat at her, before stomping on your bad leg again. You cried out, tears running down your face.

"n-no!" "That's what I thought now shut the fuck up and let me do what I do!"

The two went back and forth, not shutting up until a gunshot rung out in the classroom.

Another one of the lackeys who were guarding the door backed up and fell to the ground, a pool of blood pouring around.

Minyoung turned to the door with San's bat pointed, "Show yourself! Before you end up like this bitch on the ground!"

"Oh really? Will I now?"

Minyoung froze as a male came around the corner, dressed in a nice black suit, white shirt, his hair slicked back. You gave a weak smile "Y-yeosang.." you croaked out watching as San and Mingi followed behind him.

"Y/n!!" Mingi pushed past all of the girls and sunk to his knees, scooping you up into his arms. You groan in pain looking up at him, an ugly bruise beginning to form on your cheek. "M-mingi.. I'm okay-" "No your not. Shut up. You are not okay." He stood back up with you in his arms and walked over to Yeosang, handing you to him.

"Cover her eyes please, and be careful she's hurt really bad."

Yeosang nods before looking down at you, "You always find yourself into mess Princess." He says and you shake your head,

"Now, what you might hear is gonna be ugly. But it's all to keep you safe."

You were confused when Yeosang covered your eyes but the sounds and voices answered your question.

"You attacked her with my bat?!"

"Sannie I-"

"YOU HIT HER WITH A BAT?!"

Yeosang chuckles softly as he watches San snatch his bat from the black haired girl. San glares at at her when he notices blood on it "This better not be Y/n's. Because if it is..." He glanced at Mingi who already has a gun aimed at one of the other girls.

"is it hers? Because I don't remember San going to handle business today. And first off, did you steal this? This was in San's locker." Yeosang says while going to sit in a chair, you sitting in his lap, eyes still shielding by his hand. "That would be a shame, on top of assault, you are a thief?"

Minyoung shook her head, "I would never-" San snatches his bat from her and shoves her to the ground. "liar!" San yells and Mingi walks over to her grabbing San's bat from his hands.

Mingi stands over her, tracing her legs with the bat, a blank expression on his face. "You wanna know what happens when you mess with what's mine." Mingi says softly, and Minyoung whimpers "W-what?! Yours?! How could you like someone like-ah!!"

You wince as you hear the sound of cracking, and Minyoung screaming.

You could only assume he hit her leg with the bat.

"Don't" *Swing* "Ever" *Swing* "Touch" *Swings* "what's" *swing* "Mine."

Her screams were loud in your ears, and Mingi's yells of anger weren't doing anything to quell the fear deep in your stomach. You trembled in Yeosang's lap until a hand came and caressed your cheek. The hand runs across your face and wipes away your tears.

"Move your hand Yeosang." Yeosang moves his hand and your eyes meet Mingi's, He places both hands on either side of your cheeks.

"let me take care of you. It's obvious you are not capable of taking care of yourself" Mingi said and you could only tear up. This was far from what you wanted when you attended this school, you just wanted to get your education, not be in the middle of some damned love fight or whatever the fuck this was.

"M-mingi..I'm fine okay? I can go home and take car-"

"It wasn't up for discussion Y/n. You're coming home with me. I can't trust that anyone else isn't going to harm you." Mingi says releasing your cheeks. Mingi then picked you up out of Yeosang's lap, who patted your back. "Don't worry princess, we'll handle this for you. Besides, I think San wants to have a talk with them." He says motioning to the male who was currently rounding up all of Minyoug's little posse.

You knew for damn sure they either weren't leaving this room alive or they were either gonna be badly injured but you didn't care at all. You were too tired and were currently being forced to move in with your friend.

"Oh and Y/n, You're not attending school for the rest of this week, I'm informing our teachers, you need rest. I'll watch over you."

"Mingi thats-"

"No Arguing with me."

You sighed as the male carried you through the halls, you felt sorry for anyone who saw you. Mingi was blank-faced as he walked. He looked down at you before looking back up.

"I will protect you from them, It's not safe for you. I can't allow any more people to hurt you."

"So until then, you're never leaving my sight or my side little one.."

[bittersweethue]

The best of the best yet (well for me anyways). Seventeen AU recommendations.

Notes

Of course all of this has smut. I won’t be me if this did not have smut. 

The titles also contain the links. Idk why I felt the need to say that. 

CHEOLSOO ( Choi Seungcheol | S.Coups / Hong Jisoo | Joshua)

Call me an amenity

By: brightlight

Summary:

Seungcheol typically doesn't form relationships when he's travelling on business. (But then again, most people aren't Joshua Hong.)

Feels: 

Wow. This just. WOW. 

I’ve never read a cheolsoo fic this good and raw and emotionally straining. Pining. Of course there’s pining. Their emotions will consume you and leave you sobbing. 

This is just a long distance ‘relationship’  esque fic basically. That will make you sad and yearn for the same thing too. (Pinagtagpo pero di tidahana sht)

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/11891772

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JICHEOL (Choi Seungcheol | S.Coups / Lee Jihoon | Woozi )

Busan 112 

By: Hakovftw

Summary: 

Jihoon’s been at Busan Police station for three years, and he still gets mistaken as a kid dressing up for Halloween. 

It’s so fucking unfair. 

Jihoon’s not jealous. He’s just angry that the meritocracy is failing him. 

And what makes this worse, what makes this harder to bear, is that Seungcheol is hot as hell ans looks fucking amazing in his police uniform.

It’s his only saving grace, Jihoon thinks. 

Feels: 

Absolutely love it. There is so much pining and slow burn and pINING I COULD YEET MYSELF OFF A CLIFF. 

I always love AUs wherein the author doesn’t rush the pining process? It makes everything flow and feel real. The slow burn is absolutely amazing and WORTH IT. 

Link: (It’s not up anymore, but hoping that the author will put it up again in their other account, wtfkovah)

We were two before our time

By: wtfkovah

Summary:

Jihoon, an Omega, with little social standing, poor familial associations and hardly a tuppence to his name finds honest work as a teacher. His break with the norm results in a broken courtship, and the heartache and financial strain that follow send him south for the summer season, to teach Hansol, the youngest son of the Choi family.

Feels:

I am absolutely so so in love with this. A very very dear favorite? It’s a historical au and I have always loved those. And it being an ABO fic is just *chef’s kiss*. The way it was written is very historical-y too, the words and flow and all. 

The pining is spot on, and Ji is so damn relatable in all situations. Cheol’s wooing is so adorable. Everything is so steamy and full of want holy sh-

JUST READ IT, PLEASE PLEASE. 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24308842

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JUNHAO (Wen Jun Hui | Jun / Xu Ming Hao | The8)

every chance I get (I'll turn you on)

By: xumyuho

Summary: 

Minghao is a kid with miserable talents at choice making and a lot of feelings. Wen Junhui is the hot graduate who he's sleeping with and has most of those feelings for.

Everything about his life is confusing, but at least the sex is great.

Feels: 

One of the first fics that I have read. Dunno why I had to mention that. 

The way it was written was so realistic, like you forget that you are actually reading. It’s like the words just fly off and you see everything so clearly with how it was written. 

The pining? Perfection. The feels? YES. Can’t say more because I might end up spoiling it. Fuck buddy pining perfection. 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5359739

you must have been very far

By: jeosheo

Summary: 

Junhui isn’t nearly as drunk as his friends; unfortunately, they’re the ones selecting his punishment for having lost miserably at this party game.

“Kiss someone,” Seokmin slurrily suggests.

“Hook up with someone!” Jeonghan corrects.

“With Minghao!”

Feels: 

Nothing has beat this yet. NOTHING. My absolute favorite fic about Seventeen. 

The writing style confused me at first, but you’ll get the hang of it. Jun basically does not know what he feels and just chalk’s up everything to awkwardness. This is a fic where someone pines after someone without knowing it. 

Idk why but it broke me. All I know is I read this at midnight and fell asleep crying. I was an emotional mess for days after it. 

(Ah maybe it’s because of how precious someone could be when they get what they deserve, even if they think they don’t deserve it.)

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6880459

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WONHUI (Jeon Wonwoo / Wen Jun Hui | Jun)

No Amount of Words (Mother Tongue)

By:  rapgodwoozi

Summary:

The last thing Junhui is expecting when he boards a train bound for Amsterdam is to fall in love.

Feels: 

This is what love feels like in the movies but also not like in the movies. Willing to risk it all, questioning yourself, thinking if you deserve to be happy. 

I really love how everything is emotionally straining. Main thought here is “so-this-is-what-it-feels-like-to-fall-in-love-slowly-but-also-all-at-once”.

Couldn’t read it all at once because of how consuming the emotions are. It’s that straining and the amount of uncertainty and flowery sappy sht will choke you. 

GyuHao is also an adorable side pairing here. 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20018710

Sweet Devotion

By:  Swanny_Writer

Summary:

Wonwoo meets his soulmate at a party, but the omega disappears the following morning.

Junhui meets his soulmate at a party, but holding a huge secret, he can't let the alpha claim him.

(Or the one where WonHui meet at another masquerade ball. They also have a kid and eat lots of cakes)

Feels:

Soft Junhui. Cute Junhui. Baby Junhui with a babie. FLUFF JUNHUIII!

Idk wonu is so adorable here, so cute and so caring. A feel good fic + smut. 

But its more than the smut okay? Read it if you want to feel uwu. 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22283092

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GYUHAO ( Kim Mingyu / Xu Ming Hao | The8 )

Actually both fics belong into the same series entitled we, as fruitful youth and I only realized this after months, what in the heck. 

(may the sun kiss you) unconditional

By: xumyuho

Summary:  

Mingyu doesn't need to be right, he just wants to win. Or, more specifically, he just wants Minghao to say "I lose."

Feels: 

Forgot the title and all due to reading so many fics but I have always remembered the flower giving part. That made me cri in fluff. 

Another ‘so-this-is-what-love-feels-like’ + ‘finding-home-in-a-person’ kind of fic. That kind of uwu. 

Trying to learn so much about the other and loving them more and more throughout the process. This is so beautiful and real, imma cri. 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/9167740

Just need one night (slightly more if it's done right)

By:  xumyuho

Summary:

“I like it like this, even without the slow-dancing and flowers.”

“Good. I’m never doing slow-dancing or flowers.”

Feels:

Holy sht this is so awkward and real and it made me realize that all relationships are like this, awkward and weird yet still full of talking, and emotions and fuck ups and IDKKK I love how realistic everything was. 

It’s not the typical ‘he-is-the-moon-and-perfect-and-I-would-die-for-him-if-I-could’ type of story and that makes it so refreshing. 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6448174

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JEONGCHEOL ( Choi Seungcheol | S.Coups / Yoon Jeonghan) 

Gay Chicken

By:  twinklingpaopufruit 

Summary:

Jisoo explains to Seungcheol and Jeonghan the concept of gay chicken.

Feels:

Is this a novel??? It’s just that kind of fic. 

Jeongcheol want + uncertainty + fluff + smut goodness. This is so so good. 

You can actually imagine all this pining and amazingness happening because of how close to their own known characters Jeongcheol is here. Like all the details we know of them, how they think, how they move, how they feel and act, this fic is faithful to it. 

The kind of fic also where you realize that Jeongcheol is the king of ships, and how all of us want to either date them, or be them. THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN.  

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/6675838

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JOSHUA + Everyone 

Good Things (Are Supposed To) Come In Threes

By: SandyRoses

Summary:

In a world where being away from your mates for too long causes physical and emotional pain, Joshua doesn't think he has it easy. He can't remember the last time he, Jeonghan, and Seungcheol just sat and cuddled. It's beginning to hurt, and he doesn't know how much longer he can handle being alone. He doesn't want to be alone.

All he wants to do is be held and loved. Slowly, he begins to think he isn't worth loving.

His friends love him, and they just want to take care of him. Slowly, they start to do both in more ways than one.

Feels:

It’s basically  OT12 loving Joshuji. ABO. JeongCheol are irresponsible jerks to their mate and a shtshow ensues.  

Glorious. Very emotional and heartbreaking but it get’s better in the end I promise.

Could not read it all at once. It’s that draining and consuming. It will consume you to the point that you will feel all the feelings of Shua, all the self doubt and yearning for something that you think you don’t deserve. 

But Shua deserves all the damn love and happiness in the world. 

Read this is you want to feel empty right after and if you are okay with the warning. 

Warnings: Talks about rape (reliving a rape scene). Slight dubious consent. 

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17302151

[uoongs]

[translation] MXTX Interview - TGCF questions

this is rlly for everyone to love hc more TT // split by general/book1, book 3 spoilers, and book 5 spoilers via headings (though all are minor spoilers imo, except for the one in bk 5?)

there’s another question that pertains to TGCF’s comments, which I found interesting but have left out for now because it’s very very long. it’s half translated, so maybe i’ll finish it later

CW: domestic violence, Q.21 suicidal thoughts

the mdzs parts were prev translated here by @bigbadredpanda

original interview here

reposts and translations OK, but pls give credit!! twt @/uooongs, tumblr @uoongs, ig @/duoj1ao

GENERAL / BOOK 1 REFERENCES

Q14. TGCF characters’ heights?

Xie Lian 178cm (but can perfectly seem like 180), Hua Chen 190 (first appearance as a cute fresh youth was 185cm), Jun Wu 191, Feng Xin 188, Mu Qing 188, Mo Shui 189, Shi Wudu 187, Shi Qinxuan 186 (woman form 176), Pei Ming 188, Ling Wen 180, Quan Yizhen 184 (but has a very tall presence), Yin Yu 186 (but miraculously no matter how tall he is it’s hard to notice this person).

PS: Yu Shi [rain master?]’s cow is 150 without standing up

Q17. What was XL doing after his second time getting banished to the human realm? What was HC doing? Why couldn’t he find XL? HC previously swore to not let XL know he’s protecting him, so why did he decide to meet XL again after 800 years?

XL tried doing other jobs, but all didn’t go too well, and would bring sadness/strife to others, so could only collect trash by himself.

HC was looking for him while also working on his skills + earning money, expanding his power, and worked hard to become the strongest dude!

Really, it was because XL’s luck was so terrible and stuck to him so closely that he couldn’t meet HC. Actually, many times they almost saw each other, like in Banyue, and also when XL was Fangxin head priest, but both times they just missed each other. Finally XL ascended by himself and CEO Hua couldn’t contain himself and rushed over.

T/N:

strongest dude: the word here used is “jiahuo” 家伙 which is an informal, sometimes affectionate way of calling someone, kind of like “brat” ? but without the parental figure tone

CEO Hua: 花总 “hua zong” the zong here is used as a suffix of respect, usually used for business partners/ ppl holding business positions

Q18. When they first met again, why did HC not let XL touch him?

Because he loved and respected him. He was scared he’d get too excited and do something wrong. Later, the reason was that sometimes if he thought he made a mistake, like not protecting Dianxia well, he would not let himself touch his idol. Even if he wanted to a lot, he wouldn’t let himself touch, because it’s his own punishment for himself.

Q19. What did XL like doing as a kid? Did he whine like a kid?

He liked going on swings, calligraphy, drawing, reading books most people wouldn’t read, building and knocking over golden toy block houses. Whined a lot, and would insist on sleeping with his parents. So when he stopped whining like that the king didn’t find him as cute.

T/N: the “whine” here is the best English equivalent as far as I know, but perhaps you’re more familiar with the term “aegyo”? lol. Original word is 撒娇 “sa jiao”

Q20. Where did HC’s name and San Lang come from?

Why Hua Cheng, only he himself would know, since names are based on intuition and he didn’t tell me anything. San Lang was firstly because he was actually the third child at home, secondly because he fell during the third lap during the Offering to the Gods parade, thirdly because BLABLABLABLA many reasons to guess. Being the third seme of the novels is also an interesting Easter egg, but that wasn’t the main reason. Just as why Lan Wangji is Lan Er-Gege, or why Qiu Chi is called Si Shao, one can find many fitting explanations in the novel.

T/N:

BLABLABLABLA is actually what appeared in MXTX’s response lol

Qiu Chi 秋迟 is the name of a character (not sure MC or ML) for her next novel, and Si Shao 四少 means fourth, or fourth child/youth ?

“Offering to the Gods ceremony” translation is taken from Sakhyulations translation! https://www.sakhyulations.com/novel/heaven-officials-blessing/chapter-1/ bless them uwu

Q22. Why did HC not have confidence in his looks?

Because he was always told he was ugly, a monster, etc as a kid, so there was a deep “I’m ugly” impression of himself. Later he started suspecting that “maybe I’m kind of good looking”. But before the person he likes the most, he would still instinctively be self-deprecating, and sometimes will wonder if he’s an ugly person.

Q24. Why did XL give himself the surname “Hua”? 

Because he likes flowers, and used to be called the Flower Crown Martial God. Also, in the initial character sketch, when XL was banished he became a flower god, in charge of flowers’ blooming and wilting.

T/N: The word for “wilt”, amazingly, is 花谢 “hua xie” which is HC’s surname + XL’s surname (!!!). Also is the fake name XL used in Banyue, and the surname he gave to HC in the amnesia extra.

Q27. When will edits be made on TGCF?

Edits have already started, and when they’re done they will all be added with an announcement. Because it’s a long process, and because JJ has inconvenient limits on edits, Iwon’t know when. Not sure if it’ll be before or after the fourth novel. Also will depend on novel adaptations (of prev novels) and how the fourth book goes.

Q28. Will there be more extras for TGCF?

I’ve been wanting to write a human realm commoner storybook, a collection of short fairytales.

BOOK 3 SPOILERS

Q15. Where was Hualian’s first time? Does Hua Chen know that Xie Lian made the first move in kissing him in Qiandeng temple?

Huangji temple in Taicang mountain! HC didn’t know at first, but later Huahua teased it out + closely interrogated it out of XL.

Q16. What was the last mural and the lying down sculpture of XL in Wanshengku (hundred thousand-gods temple)?

It was that you know. That.

T/N: papapapapapa

Q21. Why did HC always have bandages on his face as a child? Why did he fall from the building? Why was he always getting bullied but still physically very strong/healthy?

He was always beaten up because his right eye is red. Others thought it was scary, and his face had a lot of scars that had to be covered;

One day he was beaten up so much that he wanted to kill himself, and also he’s a very bratty and petty kid, so when he heard there’s going to be a Offering to the Gods ceremony -- which if went wrong will bring strife to the whole country -- he especially chose that day to ruin the ceremony. As in, “if I’m unlucky and having a hard time, I want this entire country to die with me”. But he ended up climbing up there saw his wife and was shook, so he forgot to kill himself. But because he wanted to see more clearly, wanted to be closer so badly, he accidently fell off. 

He is just very tenaciously surviving! He’s strong like XL, won’t die even after getting beaten up hundreds of times, and forever will be able to hold onto a last breath and crawl back up again to return, against fate.

Q23. What did Mu Qing say when he drove HC away?

MQ just speaks like that...like, you brat are not even useful to Taizi Dianxia, you’ll only weigh him down, the army doesn’t need trash like you, don’t think you actually have talent! etc. Also because in the army the youths’ death rate is actually quite high, so MQ didn’t think he was doing anything wrong in driving HC away.

BOOK 5 SPOILERS

Q25. So is Shi Qinxuan a human now? Will his hands and leg ever recover? If he reincarnated, would he still have a hard life? Is Shi Wudu really gone? What did Mo Shui take the water master’s head for? What did he say to Shi Qinxuan on Moshui island at the end?

SQX is human. He can’t recover, and he doesn’t want to. Heavenly Officials won’t reincarnate. SWD is gone for good. The head was used for an oblation. He didn’t say anything in the end, because SQX was very out of it, so even if he said something SQX wouldn’t be able to understand.

T/N: To refer to SWD MXTX uses 15° (15 degrees) because phonetically it sounds like SWD’s name.

[twilightofthe]

Chapter Five liveblog of The Mandalorian (super late and behind on everything YIKES)! Let’s go!!!

Oh boy blasty blasty!

Gaahhhhh no space battle! There’s a baby on board you monsters!!!

Noooooo don’t let them get hurt!!!

THE BABY IS SCARED I FEEL MURDEROUS

At least baby has some sort of carseat to protecc his widdle head

Don’t mock him bastard you don’t make that line sound half as badass and you know it

Carefulllll

“THAT’S MY LINE” HELL YEA MANDO MAN GET ‘IM GOOD

“The Gunslinger” huh.  Gonna be another western-style theme

That giggle could cure me from the brink of death Baby Yoda I loVE YOU

Huh, he’s got a real sturdy ship, that’s good

Mos Eisley!!!!  Tatooine!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was wrong about that last desert planet being Tatooine but this is definitely Tatooine yayyy I’ve missed you Space Australia!!!!!!!!

Wait hang on a fuck since when does “wretched hive of scum and villainy” Mos Eisley have an actual control tower or any form of tracking thingy?  Isn’t that surprisingly legal for them?  When did they do that???

Oh dear where is Mando Man gonna find any kinda fuel on Hell Planet?

BABY IS SLEEPING I’D KILL FOR YOU BABY YODA YOU ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS LITTLE POTATO DUMPLING GAHHHH

MANDO MAN IS SO TENDER WITH HIS SON

Waaaaait hang on another fuck, I’m anxious about Mando Man leaving baby alone on the ship with the bounty hunters after him and all.  I mean, he’s a bigger target with the baby WITH him but gah

Oh the little mushroom droids from TPM!

Bahaha and of course Mando Man just shoots them xD

Ruh roh he’s in trouble!  Don’t mess with Tatooine locals dude...

She’s pretty chatty, huh?

I thought you didn’t use Imp credits Mando Man?

Wait SHOOOOOOT RIGHT HE DOESN’T LIKE DROIDS BECAUSE THEY SLAUGHTERED HIS FAMILY SHIT SHIT SHIT I’M AN IDIOT

Ho ho they don’t like stormtroopers anymore!!!

Aw she needs friends, only droids to play with.  I can relate haha

WAIT BABY NO DON’T 

YOU’RE TOO WIDDLE YOU’RE GONNA GET HURRRRRRRT

Look

At

His

FACE

He’s already charmed her

I can highkey relate to this woman I like her

NO DON’T GIVE BABY BONES THAT’S A CHOKING HAZARD

She’s playing with the floppy ears I wanna play with the floppy ears

Oh hello is that the same Ep 4 bar???

Who am I kidding of course it is

Droid bartender huh?

Wonder what happened to the last guy

Uwu what’s this guy

Well mister Toro, Han pulled that look off better than you, just sayin’

“Relax”

Oh look it’s Ming-Na Wen!!!

“Beyond the Dune Sea” dammmmmit if they end up finding Obi Wan’s hut imma CRY

Aaaaand he’s hooked Mr. Softie by acting helpless xD

This isn’t gonna end well.  This dude’s an eager rookie, he’s gonna find Baby Yoda and betray Mando Man for that bounty instead........

HE LOST HIS BABY

PROTECTIVE DADDY

Bahahaha she’s lecturing him on child endangerment, give him a break, Peli, he’s doing his damn best xD xD xD

Awwwww he thanked her I love how polite he is

I loooooove the muuuuuusic!!!!!

Hmmmm Sand People?

Yep Sand People

Oh are we actually getting some commentary on the colonist narrative against the Tuskens?

Wait what kinda Tuskens stand and wait patiently?????

Oh we’re actually getting another kind of look at them I like this!

Well newbie’s def gonna blow it

Gahhhhh all this Tatooine stuff’s making me excited for the Obi Wan show ;_; 

Ooop Fennec killed this guy

Yep there she be!

“Nope” SAVAGE

“SHE’S GOT THE HIGH GROUND” ok she BETTER be hid out near Obi Wan’s with that kinda remark xD

I guess Fennec’s the gunslinger then huh?

Aw this guy’s a doof I don’t want him to betray him

Pfff Mando’s using them as bait 

At least his beskar’s holding up

Ms Wen I LOVE YOU she’s such a good fighter

And Mando’s got it!

This guy’s also a dummy she’s gonna escape while Mando Man gets the dewback

Yepppp she’s turning him against Mando Man

I hate being right

Welp she does have a point, that is his smartest decision

That is smartest if he doesn’t have honor

And if he actually had a chance against either Fennec or Mando Man

Whoa wait he actually shot her!

I need to give him more credit!

Wait nah he’s still double crossing ;p

And that’s a waste of Ming-Na Wen if she just died like that >:(

Go save your baby Mando Man!!!!

Let’s hope Peli at least has some skills in protection

Lol nah she doesn’t

Is Baby gonna do something???  Something Force-y?

Ooooo what’s he got in his hand???

Oh shit it’s one of those flashy blinder things!!!!!

Mando Man’s a smart cookie!

CAREFUL OF THE BABY HE WAS HOLDING THE BABY

WHERE’D THE BABY GO

OH THANK GOODNESS HE’S SUCH A SMART LITTLE BABU

SO TALENTED SO SMART I LOVE HIM

Mando Man holding his son is the happiest thing I’ve seen all day

Awwww he still paid her!!!!

oh sHIIIIIIT FENNEC’S NOT DEAD SHE’S NOT DEAD SHE’S NOT DEAD OH FUCK

Ah so Filoni directed the episode, good for you Dave! 

Okay so this was a cute episode.  Kinda predictable storyline, and not the most interesting, but still cute!  It looks like Fennec is still alive so I don’t have to scold anyone for mistreating/misusing female characters just yet.  Peli was charming and I really enjoyed seeing Tatooine again!  Onto the next ep I guess!

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Yao Mingming as your Boyfriend

Requested?: Yup~

Words: 1.3k

Group: Qing Chun You Ni

Member(s): Yao Ming Ming

A/n: I hope this is good! Thank you so much for requesting uwu~ Also, apologies if he’s OCC or something :((( these are just my interpretations of him from watching QCYN...Also I swear my mom is like in love with him because same lmao

Before Dating/Confessing

Now, I could be wrong, but I feel like Mingming would be the type to show off in front of you, but deny it if anyone asks

He’d keep his feelings to himself, not necessarily because he’s too shy, but because that’s just the type of person he is

He tends to bottle his feelings up

Anyway, so you two would be in the same practice room

You’d be with a couple of your friends practicing on one side while Mingming is dancing on the other

He’d notice you come in and try out his riskiest and fanciest dance moves to try to catch your attention

Of course you notice lmao who wouldn’t notice someone as handsome and talented as Mingming??

Anyway, he’s there on the side prancing about, glancing at you like every few seconds to make sure you’re watching

And you do watch him

You can’t take your eyes off him

Even when you start practicing, you can’t help but to look at Mingming

Which causes you to trip and fall over, causing your friends to all gasp

Mingming immediately stops dancing and runs over to check up on you

Unfortunately, you twisted your ankle and bruised up your knee in the process of falling

So, Mingming scoops you up and rushes for the infirmary

He helps you ice down your ankle and gently rubs circles on your knee to prevent them from bruising any further

“Uh...how’d you trip?” he’d ask stupidly, knowing it was his fault

“Uh...I....I dunno,” you didn’t want to admit that you were staring at him

“I’m sorry, it’s my fault,” he sighs, dropping his head, afraid to meet your eyes

“Sdflksdj I’m sorry, I was staring...you were really good,” you could feel the heat rushing to your cheeks

“T-thanks...but I made you fall,” he pouts, looking at you with those adorable puppy eyes

“I-It’s f-fine...really,” you gulp, no one can resist Mingming’s cuteness

“Let me take you out on a date to make it up to you.”

“Okay...wAIT A WHAT?”

“Only when your leg gets better though. I don’t you to get hurt even more.”

“Wait I’m still processing the fact that YOU’RE taking ME on a date…”

“...”

Dating

The cuddliest baby uwu

He lovessss to cuddle and give you so many hugs and kisses

Any time anywhere he’ll give you a warm back hug, paired with a sweet peck

Oh, are you working on your homework?

There he is, sitting behind you, wrapping his arms around you and giving you a kiss on the head

Oh, are you cooking?

There he is, right behind you, his arms wrapped securely around your waist, giving you a kiss on the cheek

Oh, are you in the middle of a dance routine?

There he is, leaping towards you, arms wide open, his lips puckered, ready for that kiss and hug

He’s so sweet :((( please vote for him

Cuddling aside, he also loves teasing you

Poking, prodding, tickling, all included in the package

He’ll also purposely put everything on a higher shelf/spot so you can’t get it

And then when you try reaching for it, he’ll just chill next to you and be like, “Can’t reach it, shorty?”

But of course, he’ll reach over you to get whatever you need for you

And then he’ll give you a kiss, “Just ask me if you need any help...shorty.”

No matter how riled up you get, he’ll always have that stupidly sweet smile on his face so you can never stay mad/annoyed for long

It sometimes scares you how calm he is about everything tbh

Anyway, he’ll take you on lots of dates

So

Many

DATES!!!

And they’re like never the same

He doesn’t repeat dates so every time is a surprise

All your dates end with a romantic kiss in front of your apartment after he drops you off uwu

Missing You

So he travels around a lot for dance competitions (let’s just pretend he does hhh)

Luckily those are pretty short, usually, he’ll be back in less than a week

Lots of facetime sessions that last for hours!

Mostly compiled of you urging him to get some rest, him making kissy faces at you, and telling each other about your day

He misses you so much and gets sad so after your calls, he’ll probably mope around and thoughts of you keep him awake at night so he can’t sleep

As mentioned before, he tends to keep his feelings to himself so I don’t think he would really cry about it, but he’d definitely get moody

Ok, so he got into Qing Chun You Ni!! And we all know he’s hella talented so you knew he wouldn’t be back for at least 3 months :(((

You knew he couldn’t keep his phone with him since the staff confiscates them so both of you cling on to each other before he leaves

Finally, he was allowed to call one person...only for five minutes and he calls you because he misses you too much (ik in the show he didn’t but like...let’s just pretend he did hhh)

He’s really sad about not having seen you for so long, but when he called you, he tried to sound as cheery and relaxed as possible so that you wouldn’t get sad or worry about him

But of course, you worry…a lot

And he worries about you a lot

You bombard him with questions despite keeping up with the show

He simply keeps that perfect smile on his face and calmly answers your questions

When you finally smile, relaxing a little, he’ll let out a sigh of relief, knowing that you’re feeling better

As soon as he ends the call, his smile with drop and he’d excuse himself from filming and run to one of the bathrooms and cry quietly to himself

Poor baby ;-; please give him lots of love

Reuniting!!

Finally, it was the finale!!

You went to watch it live and you were screaming your head off when you saw him on stage sldkfjdsk

Everyone around you was like “wtf...same”

At last, the show ended and you went to see him backstage

When he finally noticed you, he dragged you to a more private area before attacking you with kisses

You returned the kisses of course uwu

He pulled you into a tight hug and you could feel the stress, relief, sadness, and happiness all radiating off of him

He held you close and the two of you just stood there, hugging, for the longest time

You suddenly felt your shoulder, where he was resting his head, getting wet

You gave him little pecks and rubbed his back comfortingly

“I missed you…” he whispered

“I missed you too…”

And he pulls away from the hug and you already miss the warmth of his body

But he quickly pulls you back in for the most passionate kiss ever

You knew he would probably be gone promoting, solo or with the group, for a long time after so you made sure to cherish every second you have with him

Lots of cuddling and kisses when you get back home!!

Conclusion

All in all, Yao Mingming is the perfect boyfriend

Whoever ends up dating him is hella lucky

Please take care of our baby and make sure he gets lots of love

Also vote for him!! He seriously needs to debut :(((

Anyway, if you’re dating Mingming, please expect lots of cuddles and kisses

please this gif is so cute :((((

~Admin Liz ♡