#Fuck whoever did that

[a-timely-problem]

Overheard at the BAU

JJ, giving a press conference: "On a sidenote, to the person that decided to drive past my house and honk at 3 am, fuck you!"

Hotch, trying to do damage control: "She doesn't mean that!"

Emily, stepping up: "Seriously, whatever our unsub did, your fate will be much worse!"

Emily, grumpy: "waking us up at 3. Who raised you?"

Hotch, looking at the reporters: "She means that... so good luck."

[roosterbox]

Seems that AO3 is back, and (fairly) sturdy. Thank goodness, and thank every single volunteer.

I downloaded almost all of my bookmarks (plus a few extra fics!) into my phone, just so that I don’t STRESS quite so much if this happens again. I hope it doesn’t, but who knows, lol.

[areesvt]

how many times does this man have to go through this?!?? What crime did he commit in his past life for this to happen to him?!!!

FIVE TIMES ARTHUR ALMOST DIED // THE ONE TIME ARTHUR DID ACTUALLY DIE + merlin’s reaction <3 @merthurweek2022

MERTHUR WEEK + DAY SEVEN ➛ finale’s 10th anniversary - free day!

[ash-and-starlight]

humble contribution

[ihopeicanchangethislater05]

for as long as ive watched house on netflix this screencap of house stared back at me for months i thought it was just another picture just another scene

but little did i know that it was right after wilson told house that he had cancer and he was dying i had no fucking clue and it was staring me in the face all along i think the person whoever put that up there did that to mock all of us

iN MY FACE MOCKING ME FOR MONTHS GOOD LORD

[flyingsoup]

I wholeheartedly agree

Dirk: Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

[satansluckycigarette]

The only part of Killing Joke that should be canon is when Bruce *spoilers*

[catdemontraphouse]

HIS FANGS HIS FANDS THEY GAVE HIM DANGS YES!!

[heilos]

Don't mind me I'm just emotionally devastated by a black and red cartoon hedgehog and the loss of his human sister that he cared so so sooo much about in an insanely tragic event. I'm okay, i'm soooo normal and okay about episode 3 of Dark Beginnings at 3 AM yup yup super chill and so totally good and functional. :)

[snoozerin]

thinking abt canpru dumbshit again

[themostdesperatehoney]

Hey y’all…… some fucking asshole reported me and got my blog terminated. Trying to get back all my moots but I have a shit memory. So if you remember desperatehoney pleaaaase follow that’s me. Feel free to spread the word about this blog:( I want y’all back

Sorry for the crime of being a horny trans person I guess. But I refuse to let this keep me down. You Cannot Kill Me In A Way That Matters.

[foursaints]

re: last post. evan rosier being sacked from st. mungo's & then swiftly scooped up by tom to fill the death eater's need for a healer is something that can be so personal

evan had his own room at the back of riddle house. it was filled with antique surgical devices and "medical" textbooks with the most concerning titles & absolutely NOBODY ever wanted to get healed. i picture like, avery or whoever clumsily healing lucius's wounds until tom comes upon this like ? i've specifically enlisted a VERY SKILLED healer for this exact purpose. and the other death eaters are just like.... i don't know how to tactfully say that you couldn't PAY me to enter evan rosier's den of inferi autopsies & rusty bone-saws. he was FIRED from st. mungo's. his healing magic hurts WORSE than the original wound. he's WEIRD and it smells like DEATH in there

they go anyway because they're scared of tom. barty is the only one who just simply can't relate. that's his happy place

[nychthemeron-rants]

Oh my fucking god, Izutsumi is living some body horror nightmare and she doesn't even realize it. (I mean she kind of does, but not the full extent of just how fucked it is).

Some sick bastard too a child, a SIX YEAR OLD CHILD and RIPPED HER SOUL OUT and stuck it in a cat!! It was bad enough when I thought someone forcibly shoved a cat soul in a child but no, this is so much worse because that means thats not even her original body. Her soul isn't in her body. Her body was either destroyed or has been functionally dead since she was 6.

This poor girl wants her body to return to normal but that body isn't even hers. No wonder she hates being like this, why she feels so wrong in her skin. Because IT ISN'T HER SKIN.

[karkatbug]

happy new years eve!!!

[casualavocados]

It fits the character, okay?

AI DI + the Little Red Riding Hood saga KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

[taurnachardhin]

Sanderson gave Kaladin Marsh's worldview with Kelsier’s charisma and then gave Moash Kelsier’s worldview with Marsh's charisma and I think that was very funny of him.